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… and dere wuz jazz. And it has a flavur, and it was gud.
And teh kitteh splitted teh jazz and set them each into its own landses: dere was dixieland, big band, bebop and fyoooshun. And teh peeples of teh jazzlandses were happees!
and dere wuz much coffehshopz an jazz treeos in teh landses. And teh peeples were caffenaeted!
cool, baby!
that’s outta sight!
An lo, dere kame nto Teh Jazzlandses a noo King, hooz nayme wuz Nat Cole, hoo sed “Yo, kats n’ kittehs – Eye proclaym dis land as Teh Kingdom uf Scat.”
N teh kitteh intoned teh magick speel, “bippity-bippity-doo-wop-razzamatazz-skoobie-doobie-bee-bop-a-lula-shabazz,” n so it wuz dat Teh Kingdom uf Scat caym nto beein’.
And therafter everbudy sed ,”SCAT” to teh cats and didun unnerstand why teh cats staied. But, lo, it wuz becuz they wus eckspektin a jazz set.
N den Zoot walkz in, n unpakz hims hornz n teh ban reely beginz 2 play
Oh grate. Nao teh kittehs will be demandin daht jazz be tawt in siense klasses.
An Ella Fitzgerald wuz hims kween.
Meenwhile, in da nayboring kingdum, Louis Armstrong wuz risin’ to power…
i iz pretty sure diz kitteh started it all ded bai dis tyme!!
Natalie Cole singed in cats dont dance
a jazz muvie bout cats <3
XD
an dere wuz catnip ree-furs an awl teh peeps wuz happee an ful ov teh gigguls and fellded ober much! An den got teh munchies, like teh lolturtle!
An de finest jazzland wuz called “birdland” and all teh catz wuz happyest there, body and soul, night and day.
mye daddee yuse to plai “Body and Soul” on teh peeannoh, mye brudder found a ceedee wiv a peeannoh vurshon on, to plai at his fooneral. Wuz verree speshul. Plaid “Wunnerful Werld” too, well, you haz to!
An dey did NAWT call da hole fing off.
jazz hands!
‘Jazz hands’ is the first thing that came to mind.
Invisible box
wut an excellent comment !!!
de jazz it is smoodth an creemy !!
Congrats on teh f— word, Sarah!!!
flavur?
…shhhh….we duzn’t say the “furst” wurd….iz bad lolcatettiquette. Wuz tryin’ to congratulate SarahD without sayn teh werd…
fyooshun?
Noh, dat’s CON-fyooshun. Dis iz fyooshun:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_fusion
Nah….fung shwai.
xkse me. dat’s fang shway.
No shway!
Shway!
No shway!
etcee..
no shway!
aaaarrgh! gotted bai teh invizibul post!
Heer I is, bak awn teh soapbox!
Yes, YAAAAAAYYY SarahD fur showin everywun a textbuk esample uv “how it shud be dun.” A reelee gud (under pressure – awnlee 2 minutes to spair) comment pertinent to pikshoor AND linking in previous threds – leading to marvelous, LOLs producing sub-commintz.
If we awnlee HAD a textbuk . . .
I had a textbuk….buy teh goggie ated it.
i can made u anuvver. =^..^=
jus doan let da goggie in da howse enny mohr.
Teehee! Fank u, evvywun.
I swaer taht fishee was DAT big!
An teh Lord sez I shall make kittehs in mah own imaj
Sobriety Kat wants to noe how many tows du u see.
And bend, and stretch! and bend, and stretch! Feel teh burn, kittehs!
. . . or i sues u wif mai legal perfeshunal guns! sue! sue! sue!
Ai wood risk all five pointee endz to snorgle dat tummeh!!!
Ai sertanly agrees wit ju COL, but ai tink teh ricks iz mucho grater dan dat !!!!!! AI seez 10 pointy endz !!!! but tiz wirf itz……
ai jest lub wen dey sitz up lik dat n den trows temselfz on top o sumfin……at dat agez dey don allus hab teh bestest ame……
kit-zilla shall destroy your yarnball, your sofa, and your manolo blahnik shoes unless he is paid oodles of cheeseburgers and lots of snuggles. with a possible belly rub to be negotiated.
… an all chal feer Kit-zilla… an gib him nips an pettins an gooshy fudz an ai toilet to trink outob an ai sink to sleeped in an…
i wanna singa
aboot teh moona
an teh junea
an teh springa
keogh, u maed dis lurkur’s mornin!!
FTW!
y 10 q
Win!!!
i can haz DIS MENY cheezburgers???
luvvly, tiny, kleen, pink paw padz – I haz them!
Urr – or mebbe they haz mee!
…Just Jack!!
LOL!!1
OMG, that’s brilliant!
Yeah. IMO “Jack and Karen” wood be betterer sho dahn “Will and Grace”.
yea…jack and karen are moar funnier den will and grace.
yeah dat maybee sew……but ya gotta admits …….dat will iz cuuuuuttteee…..!!!
dat he r, but grace be kyooot 2!
Mah jazzhands indekate deh kommencmint of teh muzikal numburrrrrr.
“I’m gonna nom cheezburgrrrr
Gonna sai ‘oh hai’ and ‘kthxbai’
And all dat jazz!”
Srsly
Shikagoh FTW!
Spirit fingers!
Those aren’t spirit fingers! Theses are spirit fingers!!!
JAZZ PAWZ!
mommieeee!!
come quick!!
there’s waters!!
I IZ FEERSE!!! I IS WILD AMINAL!!! I IS NORMOUS JUNGUL PREDATUR GONNA POWNSE ON MAH DINNUR!!! I GOTS FANGS OF DEF AN TALONS OF TORCHUR!!!
AN KWIT CALLIN ME KYOOT!!
dis is teh vary definishun of wee roaring
iffen u is not caerfull, iz gonna run atchoo siedwayz an spitz.
(wich, sry 2 say, is inkredibuly kyoot.)
tewtally. teh sydwaizkittehrunnink is my bestest faybrit ob all da kitteh “i hab discubbered pownsink” moobmintz.
my faves are:
thundering herd of wildebeest &
playing with petey the poltergiest
dont forgit:
sudden total collapse &
no-reason popcat
oh yes. popcat=win. mush win. and lolz. an oddur popcats. an suddinlee u kin plai “whackapopcat”. cept not wif hammer. mebbe wif han or mowsie-toi.
in mai howse we calls de sudden toetal collaps teh crash kat.
hee hee…at owr howse we haz “kaflop” and “gallumphing” and “the amazing sideways-walking (insert name here) cat” and “WHOA! SOMETHING!”
teh best “WHOA! SOMETHING!” is “WHOA! INVISIBLE SOMETHING! IT IS VICIOUS! I MUST KILL IT!”
at mai howse, teh “thundering herd of wildebeest” had bin calld “Nascar Kitteh”….lolz
we usta haz da “kitteh-anapoliz 500″ in da tub. dey liked to race round da tub, mebbe cause its slippery on dose widdle pads. sounded likes a hurd of beefalows.
Usn’s iz called dat ‘galloping horde of elecats’… gehss u iz had 2 b dere…
Or da “explode-frum-unner-couch-and-grab-ur-ankles.” Wich is nawt so kyoot wen da kitteh (and da pointy ends) get bigger.
In mai howse is kalled “collapso-kitteh 5000″ anna “ninja-kitteh ob doom”. Wen dey be barreling downa hallwayz dey beez “heffalumpkittehs” oar “boombahkittehs”, an ifn dey be skidding downa hallwayz deyz needing “TRACTION!!!!” Result ob no traction iz a “stack-o-cat”. If dey be gibing me da “iz doing nuffink” appeerans iz knoan as “inscrutable zen-kitteh”face
We haz 9 kittehs so we is alluz enta..etma….amused 
we has wun 15 pound boi and twe liddl girls. the boi is stomp down teh stairz whap-thud whap-thud whap-thud wee call himz thunderpawz, or stampeeeding hrd of cat. Dey indor outdor cats, when dey beggin fr outz, wee call it dor-sharking, den they beez dor sharkz.
I can haz hugz??!?
I needz a yung kitteh and n old kitteh!
Satanz B Gon!!11!
The power of kitteh compells thee!
Invisimbil puppet show
(Soz… new to this)
But very gud! Invismibil puppet show cud be.
Wit da mari…maryon…da puppets on strings!
~sings~ *high on a hill sits a lonly goatherd….odelayhe,. odelayhe odelayhehoo*
(sry dos r awl teh werdz ai member)
…on erth adn let it beginz wit me. Let dere be jazz on erth- the jazz dat waz mint to be…
Wif Dog as r bother. . .
Snap yo’ fingers…er…pawz.
http://www.wannasmile.com
Gaaaaaaaah! I is skarin u wif mah kyute!
U is skared!
…
…
Is u?
o yesh, kitteh, i r tremblin!
(doan tell teh kitteh i r tremblin wif the giglees!!)
Be calm, be calm….don’t shoot, here you can have the pillows.
i no wantz pillos…i wantz kitteh!
Okey, Worpres dudn’et liked me.
… and on the eighth day he made kittehs, and said ‘Let them be snorgled and luved, and let them provide enjoyment for the man I have created’ And He saw it was good.
ahmen.
WUT? It wasn’t me…..I swearz! I went no where NEAR dat goggie tail….would I lie? *innocent look*
‘asidz nobudy sawd meh do it. U caint proofz anythin!
Iz a stick-up? Runs for u life!
Jaz handz or spirut fingrz?
“Ai am nawt a butt”
Conducktor cat!`
an den, wen evvuryone wuz uhsleep in tehir tense, a grate big bear attackz dem…an nobbody evar herd frum dem aggins!
iz a troo storey, i tellz u.
Jazz Pawzz!
Behold de Tiny Talons of Terror! Fear Dem-Begs for Mersey! Bring me nommy chezburgers and I will spare you!
nvizble cheezburglr storr winnow… i can haz dat?
Gohjira cat be crushin’ ur citiez
i see leeves of green, red catsup too
i see beef an cheez, for me and for u
an i thinks to maiseff, wat a wunnerful wurld!
ah HAH! yah Satch…so ’tis
BebeKittehsay “I r da grizalee bear. Uz eb watchin uz butts when da mightee me cums at uz!”
Taaa DA!!!!
Heer I yam! Kyootniss purrson, errr, kittehfied!!!
da kitteh stiks da lannding!
…DAT’S She-kagoe!
I’s lerning to go “pop-cat” – frunt haf furst…
Lols! Mah BlueMax often goes popcat with his hind feets first, resulting in a sort of mid-air U-turn or sholder-roll. I cant discribe it well but it makes me giggul. Which offends BlueMax deeplee.
Shatner kitteh…
emotes.
onest occifer-I did not steals de cheezburger-I jus wakin tru neborhood-I not take nuttin. dat goggie lying, i foun dat cheezburger.
VOICE OVER
Whatcho gonna do when they come for you bad cat bad cat…
yoo putcher toes innnn
yoo tekyer toes outtt
yoo putcher toeeees innnn
and yoo chake em all about….
David Katperfield:
Let there be cheezburger.
I z faroshus Fossie!
Bing Crosby Cat sez Now U haz jazz jazz jazz jazz jazz!
Noz theeze are jazz pawz!
Abracadabra~~Cheezburgers appere 4 all.
I toadalee furgot!
“Let there be Jazz” iz naym uv rekurd album by Hemet Hi Skool Jazz Band frum liek 1981 or 82.
When I in HS, we lissen to it much in owr jazzband, dey wuz so awsum!
I fown a copee online finallee, yay me!
Ryukitty is about to go “Hadoken!”
Hang on, I recognise that kitten. Joe Dirt I believe.
If I’m not mistaken Joe Dirt is still reigning champion of the world http://kittenwar.com/kittens/winners/
makez me rememberz al sharpton.
Hiz inspireason iz Ray Charles! Sing kitteh, sing!!
The reason de jazzmens weer called kool katz.
“JAZZ HANDS”.I LUV THIS PIC ITS SO FUNNY I SET IT AS MY COMPUTER BAC ROUND
Those aren’t spirit fingers……These are spirit fingers!!!!
JAZZ HANDZ!!!
I HAZ DEM
Deezz catz can playz man.