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deez push-ups iz hard …
butt they makes yu firm behbeh!
Hayle Baytoven!!!
Rowl ober Baythovan!!!
na. dis iz showpan. cant u see da passion??
Kowd B Vagnir; haz lotz ob noatz.
Butt no iyern brazeer.
Seemz to me he has a little Liszt.
I lefts it herez sumware
mai keys, mai keys, i cant seem to be finding mai keys!
This is my bestest impression of Ray Charlz . . . . oh yeah baby, tell me what I say
Invisible singer on invisible baby grand
awww….I just missed the “f” wurd
furry?
flatulence?
Fifth?
*da da da dummmm*
dadada dummmmmmmmmm
dadadadadadadada da daaaah
dadadadadadadada da daaaah
BOOM
invisible 1812 Overture
Eksumlent perkussionz u got thar.
I remain un-stirred.
Perhaps I will yell, “resistance is futile”
floofy?
*poooooooot*
i’m pooping!
I’M POOPING!!
false alarm.
invisible lady squirrel buttsecks
I reesemmbull dat reemark!
Ok, ok. We takes it back. U is no lady.
(nice ta seeya, cbsb!)
Fankx lolcatburglar!!
i lurves ur handl. 2 kyewt.
[SPLORTKKG]
[splutter]
[pleh]
[hankywipe]
[ahem]
TMI, CBSB
okai iz sry for inapriopratness. Iz jus did it for laffs.
Doan’t wurry. Nobuddy is offindid!
Iz playin fur teh jazzpawz kitteh! “Oh yeah, man, dat’s teh stuff…diggin’ it.”
Tikkel htose ivorriez, lil guy! Maestro uv teh keebored.
*imdisibl Chopin cart*
“but Ah toedally saw teh staff pper on teh top shelf las tyme! Why dey keep movin stuf?”
teh puns…oh teh punanity!
Stretching prairie dog
readies self for workout while
watching out for hawks.
lol! yoga prairie dog is doing downwurd… prairie dog.
don yu meen upward prairie dog?
prairie dogs is a lil mixed up, u see…. frum spendin all that time unnergrown. (yeah, that’s it….)
Woodent he be PrayreeLOL?
nawp, he a prayreegoggie!!
Hit teh rowd Jak, n downt u cum bak — wait, wut? i noes my piano wuz here jus a minut ago.
” I onlee wish mai bruther George wuz here to see me…”….
anyone????
Lolberace?
Rey Charlols?
Yeah!!! Sumbuddee gotted it! Doan no why, but daat wuz teh first thing dat popped into mai maind when I saw hiz liddle face….Bugs Bunnee playin teh Liberace!!
Ai taut Liberace 2 but taut no 1 wd no hu!
OMG HAS ANYONE ELSE HERE BEEN TO THE LIBERACE MUSEUM ???
http://www.liberace.org/liberace_museum/collection.php
No, but mah frend gots da Liberace Scholarship fur piano playin.
OMG!! “Pianos like you’ve never seen before” (and hope to never see again!)
BUGZ BUNNEH!!!
taek dis candleeabree to muvver.
Bugz iz playin 4 Jeeovawnee Joans.
invisible bunny hop conga line!
INVISIBLE FULL MOON
y my kaiyotee brudders no anser? oh, weight. i no wants tehm to!
y so manee nonkitteh pics?
but kittehs are not teh only cuties!
Prarie dogs be sooooo cute. My cuzin an i used to watch em at teh zoo, wen we little, n we wood find danylionz to put thru the fence for them (prolly not supose to do that, but ah well). Teh prarie dogz goed craazy over teh danylionz — wuz like cheezburgr to them. We wood spend much of time at zoo gatherin teh danylionz, n felt like we wuz doing good deed to make the praries so much happy.
In collige in psych dept we speriment wid dem, very gentle. Tey supposed to do duble alternation. Ran around once, get treat. Never got to duble alternation. Tey hard to motivate -no matter what they fall asleep. Treet der, eat & fall asleep. Not there, fall asleep. We used peanuts, not dandelinos…mebbe tey wud have worked harder. But soooo sweet! U open caage & the put out paws & climb into your arms. Dont worry about bite – they no even tink of that. Love ‘Em & hate to heer when someone wanna kill em.
“We gathers and publishes pictures of lol* (pictures of animals with funny captions).
You may also find some non-cat pictures — this a treasure fuh you.”
So many? There’s been like, two in the last week. Besides, this isn’t lolcats.com. Please read the FAQ.
But, but, but I WUVS de pwaywee dawgs! And lots o small fuwwy cwitters.
parrenly, der b wots ob non-kitteh summ… sobm…. peepls seninn teh pics. Wees hads wots of udder kyutes manimls. we eben wents fur a lawng tymes habin onlee kittehs.
Neerlee NE aminal kan be teh funnee kewet in teh rite pic, &/or wit teh rite kapshun.
Teh RAPTURE ub teh furst cheezburger since I guts back in teh USA afta 30 dayz!!!!!!! Iz better than sexxxxxx! Praze teh Lawd! An blesseded be teh humblest cheezburger!
Amen! Say AMEN Brudderz & Sisserz!
Taht be Hairy’s Sally??? It du be luukin almos….oragamsic. Srsly. Can teh prayery dawgs do taht?
Gudnes grashus
grate nutz ov fir….fiire
looks like grape nuts uv cereal r lyin on teh grown.
I dun think you wanna nom nom dose Grape Nuts!
Pawlite prariedawg pianists know to tuck theys tails under dem on piano bench.
(Sowwy, memoreez of my long ago furst piano recital when my auntie scolded me for letting my dresstayl ploof over bench behind me. She said I looked “like a broody hen sittin on a nest)
Ur auntie wuz rait. Heeheehee.
butt ah bet it wuz a gud egg yu layd taht day
>^.^<
i can has improv…………..improvisa……….made up dances
Astigmatism prairie dog is searching for his glasses. Watch out for that hole!
u gotta C sharp or u’ll B flat!
I wish my brother George were here.
Mai piano virtew… vurtuosit… skillz… Let me show you dem!
invisible pin, tail, and donkey.
i wishes my brudder George wuz here…
dang my comment was too late!
Ohhhhh berre me naaawwwwt
On teh lone prayreeee
Wher teh kyotez howwwwwl
An teh win blowz freeEEEEEEEOW who bit mah toe??
Pinup prairie dog can has cane and top hat?
…but really, what the heck is going on here?
Pwawie Dawg iz gibbin teh alarum cawl. Mebee himz saw a hawk.
Invisible car out of gas?
isnt she lurvlee, isnt she wundurfel
Stevie Wonder FTW!
Kount Bassie gopher awdishuns 4 bing crosby kitteh’s jaz band
Sings us a songs,
U R da Prarie Dog!
Sings us a songs TADAY!
Lah dah da da dada deeeeee!!!!
Billy Joel ref FTW!
Billy Joel! YAY!!!!
FLOURISH AND DRAMA!!!!!!!
I sooooo has eet!
we be in treble now!
I DAONT CLEF AROUND!!!!!
wut?
poetic lisenense nk?
dat wuz a bass remark
Invisdible bebey stroller…goin fer a walk
Am I the only one who has NO IDEA what a baby grand is?!
A baby grand piano…
woncha gimme wun moar o’ dat ol’ jinx spirrit
For my head will fly, my tongue will lie, my eyes will fry, and I may die…
Wait, wut?
yep, yr gud.
so wen duz i taek deliberee? MFBT?
Awn moast pawp kulcher refrinces, I is teh orijinul clooless, but wen it koms to W-t-P, MP, oar THGTTG, I is awl ober it!
Whad ru talkin’bout? Now I clooless!
THGTTG? Iddn’t dat like part of teh DNA stwing?
I r full of clooless an whut?
ooo, ooo, I gotted it!! Hitchhiker’s Guyde to teh Galicksee!!!
Whaddo i win??
Iz usalee abbreb, avvreb, shortnd @ HHGTTG, nawt THGTTG IME.
Dat’s prolly troo. I doan’t ushully breviate it at awl. I rassles wif breviashuns an akronims awl dai at wurk, an dey gets pretenshus and tyresum. But I waz tuu layzee yestiddy ethur tu spel it owt oar tu fynd teh correck breviashun, so I mayded mai oan wun up. I figgered moastest peepls kuld figger it owt oar dat it waz enuf correck dat peepls kuld guggle it.
…pee yanno?
R u tellin yanno to pee or askin?
Villapiano’s.
Taybul 12, ur peetsa is reddy.
I luvva piano
I luvva piano
I luv to heer sumbudy play
[...]
I know a fine way
To treet a Stein-way
Or a hi-tone babee graaaand!
Invisible arrest? Hands on invisible police car?
Assoom teh posishun!
U can has teh rite to remain soylent. Anything you nom can and will be used again in a bowl of slaw. U can has teh right to has a turkey present during ingesting. If u no can flatulate a turkey, one will be pooted for u.
Turkey?… Pooted?
ya… wuz reechy.
kinda liek teh p-dog.
U haz teh rite 2 remayn soylent!!? 2 B nomnomnomed by oddah prayree doawgz. DOEZ NOTZ WANTZ!!!1!
Giuseppe Verdi. Joe Green to you.
Before we start, the Baldwin Piano Company has asked me to say that this is a Steinway Piano.
Oh Don Piaaaaa….. no
why I eyes ya…
Iz Shakez It Like a Polroyd Pixur
Push it.. push it REEEL GUD!!
Sory brayn stuk in hi-skool.
saltnpepa miet givs u 5 burgs… buts i jus cant. wuz mi hyskool tu.
no ‘fence, i hoep.
no ‘fence. It wuz reely popyular wen Ai wuz yung. Ai mus bee gettin olded. An yeah, it wuz Sn’P ref.
mebbe praree goggie doin teh cabbage pach?
calgon taek meh wai!
lol, who be reachy now?
heerz sum cabij pacch fr u… http://www.homestarrunner.com/newboots.html
Ooh baybe baybe! Baybe baybe!
Ohh Baybe baye! B baybe baybe!
HHA! SSS PUSH IT!
Invisubul hime-lick manoover! XD
whut’s all dis i keep heerin about da hind-lick manoofer?
Noes, not hind-lick, hime-lick!
I’d hit it like *this*
I can has ray charles imatashun?
Dear Lord, plez heal dis invisibul 1.
marko? marko… MARKO!
(disstent) …polo!
Invisible Deal or No Deal
Ladeez and gentlmin: Prairie Manilow!
“At teh Kopa, Kopa Kabanna……”
An nao fer mah ferst peese…
Uh, somebodee find de sheet music?
Invisibleh d***y-sty**
Sorry too much caffeine
prarey d to teh o to teh dubl gizzee
I usta do geologee in Oklahoma in place with LOTS of Lolprairiedogs and some not so LOLbuffalos. I gotted no werk dun cause I was watchin the p-dogs play wif they bebbees. Dey have p-dog Daycare kinda like Meercats. All de bebbee p-dogs togedder….
Much much hed splodin!!
Insivible CPR patient. Gives prariedog comprewssions furst, then de rescoo breathing.
Invisible doggy style (bow chicka bow wow)
B-b-b-benny and the Jetsssss!
I can has beeg sunglassiz?
be heeled by teh power of cheezus!!
hAn’ I wood dooo
A-ny THIng 4 Luv!
I’d wok rite into He11 & Bak!
(Dum DUuummm!)
I wood dooo
A-ny THIng 4 Luv!
I won’t lye 2 u & that’z a fact!
(Invisible Meat Loaf)
wow thts funi
Aww.. reminds me of Freddie Mercury singing and playing on the invisible piano ‘bohemian rhapsody’ lol
mammaaa… ooooo..