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Cheezburger Network Blog
Hot tub tigers are
finicky tub residents,
but get few complaints.
Not my best haiku,
but I felt the pressure of,
well, you know the rest.
the f word? finicky?
i tinx teh f wurd is flat..flut…fart!
fellow friends find ‘ffiicially faded fad for frequent frivolous feisty feline fighting.
Fabulous.
Kicka – taht wuz MARVLEOUs under teh pressure. I so happee fur u. And must maek a confession. I is SOOO ashaymed. A few piks bak, I occupieded teh premier position. Butt in teh etamitlunep positishun, behind bye awnlee two minutz, wuz Jack! He wuz reelee tehre befoar mee, butt had to taek teh tyme to rite three clefur haiku verses. I so wished I had remayned silunt!
Jack wuz/iz teh troo occupant of teh preshoor playce.
I wud hav spoken befoar but is difficult now becuz Barney haz decided taht, evertiem I sitz at teh cpyooter, is cuddlez tiem. Can awnlee speek heer wehn hez upstayrs napping.
i liked ur haiku, and am glad to see you have the position of highest altitude :c)
is can be cald “zeniff” or mabeys “apojee” or eben posiblee “teh top”
Wut is teh grayt ruch to joyn teh Myle Hye Klub?
o cum nao.
[snikr]
Hay, u tigers, moves oaver. Mr. Teho hasta gets in teh tub to wash his mouf out. kthx.
Oh, and u no eet, him, k?
wut u not noes is i alredy in der.
dat’s me on teh far riet.
growr, heh.
That’s you in the tub? Your a lot cuter than I thought!
(Who knowz the paraphrase original?)
(Knowin this lot of Peeps, I expect awlmost awl of you!)
Ratz! Did it rong! I traiz agayn.
“That’s you in the tub? You’re cuter than I thought!”
There – I think iz rite now.
“…ur braevr dan i thot”
Ur gud.
well, if they wouldn’t keep eating the repairmen…
we hired u a repairmans…
but we eated it.
THAT CRACKS ME UP !!! I have spewed coffee all over my puter—thanks very much. Co-workers think I have lost it…..well aktually….dey nos I have…
PS Janet you are SO very worthy of the “highest altitude” (love that Jenny) don’t EVER say ur nawt!!
Tigers in water
Getting the stink off themselves
For hot dates tonight
The bigger the kitteh, the more happier in water.
D: I wishes I can has water-resistant kitteh.
beautifur animalz.
Uhgrees. Kan wunz hed asplod frum majestik beyootee?
*plork*
yessssss
Waiter!! Dere’s a tyger in mah soup!!
SHSHHH! Evuriewun will wunt wun!!! … HEY CBSB!! Howsa u??
Hai Elfinugget! Gud! Howsa u?
I’s styll lacking teh employmint but can has inntersvew 2morro at playss dat hoepfullee will let meh ichc 2 mah hart’s content.
Hai, CBSB – so nyce to hav u bak!
Tanx, Janet!! So nyce ov u 2 say so!!
SCUSE ME, WAITR? I ASKD 4 LION FLAVR, KTHXBAI.
“wait, what do you mean it’s not a jacuzzi? Well, where were the bubbles COMING FROM then??”
WHO FARTED?!?!?!
dat wood be me, sry
Poot!!
Poot!! *burbble* *pop* ewww. Poot!! *burbble* *pop* ewww. Poot!! *burbble* *pop* ewww.
Rite now, I lukked to see “Who’s talkin”, and for furst time taht I EVER seed, EVERWUNS is talkin heer. An Pittypat’s comment heer is prime example of why – EVERYWUN is awn fire with inspiratshuns. A grate pickshoor brings awt teh best of the werst in us!
I suspek deez guys’d be all KABOOM!
1ce mai beegle wus sittin on teh kichn floor, hypurkoncentratid on me cookin dinnr. She pooted loudlie on teh linoleeums n SKEERED HERSEFS!!!
POPTIGERS!!! Dat wood be skeery!!! LOL!
Dere LuvB -I has red ur comment at leest 6 timez nao, and EBBERYTIEM it maekz to to LOL – reelee. Whut did u du wehn she did this (I’m having trubble typin cuz I’s still laffing)? Did dinner get burnt whilzt u staggered abowt teh haus in helpless laffter?
“Nice.”
frum Nemo muvie, rite?
Mayk ur oun bubblz
Kwik! Feed us some burritoes so we kin gitz diz partee goin agin!!!!
I’m awn teh floor! Fortunatlee, coffee alreddy dun! I think, Melissa, awl taht is needed to get teh party goin is YOU!
AWWW shucks.
I wuddnt be too much fun rite noaw. I has a code in mah node.
Is vary much pleh.
But fankoo mah shmunglee boo!
U needz teh Texas hawt buttito dehn. Daht wil kleer UR synuzez!
An dah prawpurr Tom Yum soop. No rynovyruz survivz daht!
Mmmmmm … Tom Yum soop wif shrimpses … DO WANT.
Seems ta be a 4 day code fur normul helffee peepull…. Hugs n drugs 4 yoo, M’lissa…. Stay warm n hav da chikkee soops n oj!
But tygurs doant eet beeans…xcpt hyoomin beeans.
Whys der no laydeez here?
U tryna meet laydeez?
I iz no laydee, I iz a wife!
waow. dat wuz my grannedpaws joek (his vershon akshully: who wuz dat ladel i sees u wif de udder nyte? dat wuz no ladel…dat wuz my wyfe!). wen i sez it, nobuddy laff.
But, orange wuns iz poyson?
dey r mekin teh poysin soops…is a Halloween treet!
orunj tiggers is bowncy!
lol’d
Also; HI EVERYONE, I’M BACK AFTER LIKE A YEAR OF NOT COMMENTING OR BEING HERE ;_;
I miss ICHC too much =P
Welkum bak, stranger….uh, well….I gues we is all a lil strange here!!
so, wheer u bin?
BTW Elf and Stend, nice to see some familiar… “faces” :3
Taigers are BIG kittehs, Iz wunderin howz dey fit in thar. Mebbeh luk liek puzzel unnerneeth watur.
Yes!!! I wuz thinkin – how grate wud it bee if we had a view liek “Hovercat” (awn 22 Sep 07 fur awl hoo didn’t see it!.9/ (9/ courtasee ov Barney – whut he meens, I do nawt know))
lol when Barney talks…EF Hutton listens……
How dey fitz in dere? Karefulea! Bery bery karefulea!
Lolrus internal monologue: “Man is that a big bukket. Now if only those tigers would leave…”
U sli goggie! U gotz him monololginz!
incredibuhls ftw!
DAT WUZ TOTULEE WIKKID
Mah bukkit iz fullee stokked wif lolgers
sumwun finelee lizzent ta exxon about wut ta put n dere taynk
well hello! meet mai pet tigers Tony, Exxon, and Valdez!
In ur poulz.
doin’ sum watur aerobikz afta t3h yooje cheezburgerz we aetz ;_;
somebody change the water….!OR IS IT MORE YUMMY THAT WAY?! eww
It were kleen til taigers gots in.
My baffwter has a flavur. its not so graet, akshuly.
Scotch…how manny times I tell u nawt to be drinking ur bath water? lol
I think I’se gonna be six… urp.
naym chanj FTW! LOL!
So, anewai, he sez “…
Waytur, 3 maor pitchurs ob beer ober heer!
Dubbul dubbul toyl n trubbul
Taigerz yurn 4 sudz n bubbul
Win.
Shakespeare ref FTW!!!1!
Tigers be here all da same
Till Birnham Wood comes to Dunsinane.
tigers, united, can never be defeated!
Waytur! I got tiger chaudron in ma cauldrun!
Winz!!11!!1
This looks like it was taken at Shambala Preserve in California (www.Shambala.org). If so, it’s also probably the tigers rescued from Michael Jackson.
Wacko Jacko?? Himz de only hyooman bean dat skeers tigers, insted of uvver way round. Poor fings iz prolly traumatized. Hope dey gets ferapy.
Do dey hav littel boyz at teh preserve? Dey need rescuin from Wakko Jakko 2.
tigers wudda eated jacko, but decided, pleh. rescue wai betterer.
Much pleh. Tigers wudda gotten a mouthful of 10 pounds of pancake makeup, a wig and a ton of eyeliner. Do not want!
Yez, nawt enough ohrgahnik muhtereeal lef on Jacko 2B tastee r nootrishus 4 da tigrs.
BINGLOL on “tastee r nootrishus!” Nao I winz manni snorgles wif lolcats uv my choise!!!! Karizma kitteh, or mebbe grae stripee bebbeh an hiz insayn orunj brudder, or bebbeh lolbunny wuht seed teh big karut, orr… can’t desides!! *hed slode*
U haz picked meny of mai favorietz! But grae stripee bebbeh and hiz insayn orunj brudder – purrhaps kyootest of awl.
I lurves teh insayn stripee kittehs. Dat iz moast ov teh kittehs I’s had. Dey’s gon ober teh raynbo brij, an I misses dem saddly. Nao I has splotchy white n blak cowcat. Himz not insayn, himz just nyurotic, but I lurves him aneeway.
that wud splain the hawt tubb
We has bukkit.
seemz 2 meh taht teh bukkit haves tehm.
duz dat meen theyz in soviet russia?
yesh…cancel teh order fur a pitcher of beers, dey wud purrfur sum wadka, plz.
Absolut-lee! And wipe that smeer noff your face!
:::HEDDESK:::
One day last yeer, juss befor boarding teh playn, our cru memburs was given the list of 1st class passnjrs nayms. Since i was assynd 1st class, i glanced at it and sawd “Smirnoff”. I laffed and said, “guess what this one’ll be drinkin!’
When Ms. Smirnoff sashayed on to teh playne in her cute outfit wheyrn high-heeld sanduls, she had none other than adorabul Mario Lopez in tow! My mouff fell open, “Oh…..THAT Smirnoff!” Hed smak!
BTW, teh couple waz berry nyce to ebrywun, cru & passnjrs.
ok, it a little off-thred.
Yes! In soviet russia, bukkit duz hav taigurs! Is kulchural ting, no?
loltigr – like lolcat, but wiff moar FEER!
Emagin findin THAT in de gardn….
I like Tigers, They are one of the most beautiful animals on planet – also one of the Greatest predators ever.
I can has porno interloper???
[DoctorHawkins]
You there! Porno interloper! Get! Off! My! Internets!
[/DoctorHawkins]
Well – she did say she lieks teh tigers – tho, as a purrson of mai aij, I’m nawt shur I wud hav gawn publk with teh nayme. Seems liek – too mutch infurmashuns!
Oh – as u sayed – taht duzint sound qwite rite. Nawt taht U, deer Gayla, r a tiger (tho, whut do I know?). Just taht is gud qwality to have.
Iz u Teresa Cahorshak?
Tyger, tyger being cool
In the water of the pool
All mortals are afraid when you say grr
We will bring you cheezburger.
i thott abowt Tyger Tyger, but i cudn’t tink ov a gud wun so i wint wif Macbeth insted. i tips mah hats to u sur.
Not sure whether its better to abuse Blake or Shakespeare…
i lurvs teh rimin’ of the “grr” wif teh “cheezburger!”
awhh, Shakey can taek it. duno bowts dat foo foo Blayk.
Tyger, Tyger, burning bright. . .
Dis will put you out!
nyse coda, Doc
Fankoo, Teho. Lass nite mah hubby aks me if I put teh cat out (of teh bedrm–dey is indoor kittehs, caretrolls begone) an I sed Yes, I put her out but I dunno how she caughts fire in teh furst place.
*rimshot*
Q airoll frm hubby?
tony teh tyger tymez three!
Which Tony has teh twin?
Thikk denss fur unner
t3h Sun. Beeg baff tubb Kittehz
coolz awff anz has fun
Rubz a dubb dubb.
Beeg Kittehz inz a tub.
Hoo willz skrubz dary bakks?
Seenkronyzd Swimz Teem
Kittehz bizzee discusseeng
hoo willz B t3h bawss
Jack.
Seenkronyzd Swimz Teem
Kittehz bizzee discusseeng
hoo willz B t3h bawss
FTW!!!
cup-o-tygrr soop
1) open tin
2) ad waturz
3) let sit az long as tygers darn well want
Shuldnt 3) be runs like heel, den lets the tygers sit ????
onlee if teh waturz iz teh rawng temperchure.
or if u smeelz lyke cheezburger.
er. smeelz shuld be smellz.
commenting. i’z doin it rawng.
$#!% no. u bak away verrrrrrrrri slowwwwwwwwwwwwly.
…’cuz its hard 2 bak away kwickly wif a tygrr attachd 2 ur face?
dat tru also.
How to Clean a Tiger:
1. You don’t.
QUIKK!!!! has u calld a professhunull VET TECK 4 dis baff?? do tygrrs have theh pouruss skinz? cud dis b danjeruss?
Oanly 2 teh vet teck
cuz they has sourpuss skinz.
Teh vetteck or t3h tygrrz?
u can has 1 gess.
ez nstrukshuns 2 follo. win!1!
ez fur u maybe. I alreddy forgetted — what was teh ferst thing again?
I thott thems wuz drai cleen onlies
Fluffy Tiger, you’re the one!
Makin Bathtimes lots of fun!
Fluffy tyger I’m awfully fond of youuuuu…..
fluffy tygrr, joy of joys
wen i skweez u, u makes noiz
fluffy ty… *CHAWMP*
rubbr duxy song Fort Teh Wiiiiin!!!!!
*CHAWMP*
Thank GUDNESS sumwun finalee sayed “rubbr duxy song.” I thot wuz funnee – butt ai don’t reelee know teh rubr duxy song well enuf to rerecognize. NOW is funneh fur reel.
Wot do yu cawl 3 tygers in teh tub? Waddever thay lyke!
Teh aristocrats! or iz dat teh aristocats… alwayz git dem moveez mixeded up, reelee tramatyzed teh preeskoolerz on movee day.
An den gramma coms owt on staig wiff a wooden chair, 3 rub-er spatulaters an a can uf WD-40……
O, I lol’d! Ritz an oj showur nawt gud fur laptop!
But Skawtch, U kin teech in ma preskool NEday!!!
MARCO!!!
polo
MARCO!!!
polo
Hey … letz make a wirlpoool!!
ZOMG!!! I went to a forf of teh Jooli partee one tiem an we did dat foar ’bout 2 hrs. SRSLY. an all growed ups. We wud wlk an walkz in circuls an den STAWP! an fl0at roun an roun…ahhhhhh so much fun!!!
Dizzy!
I’m getting dizzy..
Like a whirlpool
it never ends…
tommy roe ftw!
Heh. I just got a spammymail where teh subjict line was “MARCO”. I yoosually donut open teh spammymails, but I hadda look at this one just to see if inside it sed “polo”.
It diddent. So I gived it to teh tigers to shred.
The photo is on Dependable renegade website. Now everytime I see it I will mentally say who turn teh bubblez off.. I am under Icahascheezburger mind control…. I have caght myself at work almost sending emails in LOL cat speak ,if am horse-pitalized this site is teh blame
Iz berry dangerus….speshulee when I tipes teh contraks for big shotz!!!
“horse-pitalized” HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA BWAAAHHHAAAAA..escuse me I laff my head off **SPLORT**
I hadded lunch yesterday wif a fren I no see for a long time. I told him we no had to pay for dessert because “I has a coopon.” He thinked I was losing mah mind and langwidge skillz. He diddent knoes about lolcats, u see. I told him bowt them and I sended him ICHC URL later. He’ll be one of us soon. (Nods hed knowingly.)
I can has lolcult?
We goes to areport to greet peeples: “O hai. I is with teh Lole Krishna Moovement and I gotted u a flower. But i eeted it.”
Insted of handin owt flowrz…we handz owt bukkits
Butt we cannawt ware teh orinj robes becoz teh orinj wuns r poisin
Butt we kin sing!
“Hairee kitteh, Hairy kitteh
Kitteh kitteh, Hairy bukkit!”
tee hee : )
besst comint string. evar. ayerports culd use moar weyerd cult peepls greetin u at bagadg claym. i hasn’t seen one at da ayerport since i wuz a kid.
U shud trai Heefrow Terminul Wun ona Fraiday nite. FULOVWEEERDOS.
Nun ob dem did giv me a flower tho. I gess tehy MUSTV eeted it.
Resistance is futile!
ai haf tryeded & tryeded to splane dis plaice to amybawdi woo wil lissen. n ai fine dat tehy awl gib me teh oddest luks…….dis be a seekret n unexplanabl plaice.
Lucki 4 us we finded it!
“I haz a coopon” getz mah vote fur a square on teh binglol!
YES! Also “WELL HELLO!” needs a spawt!
Speaking of – whar’s Stend? Purrhaps too mutch werk at noo job?
Ai sent an emailz di mawnin titled “Halp! My word counter is stuckterated!” IT guy has gud senze of hoomer–Ai hopes!
Me tooes. I wuz riting sum bidness corris. . .cores. . .a letter yestiddy, and I rote “I can has receipt.” Is good fing I prufreeds good.
We have control of the horizontal. We have control of the vertical…
we maid yoo soop butt we swimd innit. lulz!
Soop butt????? PLEH!!! Do not want!
iz bedder than butt soop, non?
POYSIN soup butt!!!!
Ah bee hopin dat de soop butt izn’t mayd frum Cat Butt Squirrel Butt. Loosin CBSBs kontribushuns tu ICHC, do not want!!
Yes, wud be too sad.
Practisin fer Halloween…
Weez gonna b sharkz
peeps miet hafsta fink bowt it a litl, but dat wuz sooper lol, Mr Nick.
Tiger sharks!
(oh… um dis mai sown stoopy, but dat wuz akshuly not teh reezn i lold)
Whut wuz teh reezn?
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2007/10/08/golden_retriever_nurses_stray_kitten/
I can has difrent kind o puppeh?
Dis really butiful. Dat grate googie n luki babekitteh!
Halp! Oh My God it tygers
Getz out of da pool!
Last 1 out is peepburger!
Okey. Dis beginen tik mee owf. WorPrez no likey mah posteses.
FAIL
U can haz tech support. What OS and browser?
Yay!! Pawz to teh reskew! So glad sumwun duz it. I’d luv too, butt alaz, i knowz nothink!
It’s da wize lolcat woo nos how liddle shi noes!
I can has Windoz X-Pee, an Fiarfocks Moe Ziler
JESUS CHRIST!!! IT’S 3 TIGERS!!! GET IN THE CAR!!!
No, waitz, I kin . . . . .AHHHHEEEEEIIIIIEEEEEEE!
[climbs up onto lolephant]
Boom!! mah hed jus asploded! winz fur teho!!
Rememmer, dun haff to run faster dan tygrrs, just haff to run fastr dan YOO!!!!!!
No wanna rub DEESE kittehs’ bellies, EVAH!
But sooooo beeutifole nundaless!!!!!!
Donz mynd doin tummy tikklz, but wantz 2 stey wai kleer ob teh 15 poyntee endz!
Yes – r yurnings fur snorglez heer is best left unfulfilled.
for dis singul reezun i wud imvent kevlar covr-alz, wif spektra stryeps an motrsyklol hemlut. u puts dems on, DEN u playz wif teh big kitys.
good teho, maek da tings to prektec us pls. we has fathe in yew. DO want to snorgel tygrs in prtetive gear!
ok, but teh R an D wil be spensiv. i can has grant munnyz?
Pliz to fill owt teh formz. Discrybe ur projict an wai teh US govmint shud gib u teh munnies insted ob spendin it on tanks an guns an faiter planes wot goze woosh an udder fun stuf. Syne heer an heer. Compleet parts A, B and D but not C unless u has a carrot. Do not compleet part C if you did hav a carut but u eated it. Pliz not tu be usin teh long wurds as teh Pressidint needs tu reed teh applicashuns. Picshurs mossly recommindid.
SJ – this is SOOOO gud! Lovs teh carrot part. Too bad is down heer whar nawt so meny peepls will see it enymoar.
Fank u Janet! I’z hopin tehr is sum peeps laik me wit no laif hoo still reeds teh old treds rite to teh bottum.
Yis am reedng ’sted goin bed. soon is wrk tym!
I LURVES teh awld treds! So often wun fynds treashures neer teh bottom!
Iz laik down teh bak ov teh cowch – so manny tings u had forgotted abowt an sumtimes there’s candie tu!!
But… but… snorglin’ tygerz belleys is Fuzz Therapy(tm)
a la Calvin and Hobbes.
Ize alwaes been intrested by the fact that of all teh big cats, tigurs “read” most like domestik kittehs – when I watsch dem on teh teevee, ther fases and body langwidje seem to look jus lak mah bebehs.
So mebbee if they rold ovur and layd all limpy-paws an sleepy-eies…
It’s a TRAP!!!
Indeed! Mutch as I has alwaiz luved mai kittehs, I’m VEERRRRYY glad taht I r big and tehy r liddle!
Hehe. Wen I was in collidge, I helped my mom take her ellefamentary skool kids to teh zoo. Dere was a hansome tiger in a habitat where teh peeps was about 20 ft. over him and himz varry own river. Dere was a water pipe about haffway up teh wall putting in fresh water, an teh tiger spotted it. U noes teh rest: eyes laser-lock on target. . .wiggle-butt, wiggle, butt…POUNCE–SPLASH1!!! Oh, yeh I toadally ment to do dat.
Mah momma came over an sed, No, u can’t has teh kitteh!
Taigurs can reed? I neber nu taht.
Wun can lern meny straj things awn tihs site. Butt hoo knows if tehy awl be troo? I purrsonally do nawt know if oranj tiger butt soup be reelee poysin – cud be. Maybee taystee and nutrishus.
Ok Janet, u trais it furst an letz me no.
OH NOES !1!1!!
If weez keepz goin uhroun in teh cercuhls wer gonna git sukkeded intu uh werlpoole
o wut a werl wut a werl!1!!
whizerd ov oz ref. much winz!1!
SPREENG BRAKE! WHOOOO!!!
Kuld haf uzed a tigr r 2 wen I wuz in Vegas 4 birfdai…tu manee spreeng brake kidz in hawt tub drinkin beer n bein lawd….much pleh.
He He, all I can think of is them moving around in a circle making a lil tiger whirlpool ^-^
I know thats what we did as kids!
Rub a dub dub
Three tigers in a tub
Nawt friendly fellows were these
The butcher, the taker and poot bubble maker.
Just groping for soap if you please. …
tyger 1: wherez teh soap?
tyger 2: wait…i got it…rite heer.
tyger 3: DOOD…dat’s NOT teh soap!!!
tyger 1: heheheh…u guyz iz phunnee…
OMGROFLMAO!1!!! stoodntz waukin in teh hallz outsied mai orffis wunderin wahtz goin on in der??
New entry innna Poet Laureat contest. I lubs it! gayla 4 da win!
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Rub a dub dub
three men in a tub
until the tigers showed up.
nom a nom gulp.
Ptoooie…..wun ob tehm wuz warin a watch. Nawt taystee or nootrishus so taiger spitz it owt.
De boneses iz crunchee – nom nom nom.
i can has toofpik?
Squee big kitties in a tub.
Vowt nao fur teh sellebritee tu taik teh “bobbin fur taigers” challinj on tunite’s eppysowd ov “I’z a sellebritee, get mee owt ob heer”.
If teh selelebritee winz, tehy winz dinner for teh grup. If teh taigerz winz, the grup IZ dinner.
Vowt wun foar Parris, vowt tu foar Brittni, vowt tree foar Pres Jorj W….ZOMG teh fone lyns hab gon crayzee!!
Waht channil!? I’d wawtch dihs sellev sho!
I votes fur Michael Jackson.
But himz taystez NASTEE!
Dis tubbie TAKIN!! Sry, Iz findz nuther tubbie k thx doan eetz mai.
We’z gonn need biggur bote
Plz – I’z in tormint. Tihs bery family yar, but cannut tink wat it iz. Plz to giv cloo (prefribly EZ wun)
da Dum
da Dum da
da Dum da Dum da Dum…
sho me teh way tu go hoam. i tyred an i wanna go tu bed.
OK nawt unnerstannin eny ob dat, but I haz remememmemeberd wot it remainds me ov. Iz “Calendar Girls” wen dey “need considerably bigger buns”.
Sawry, nao back tu ur regulurly shed yuled enturtainmint
Akshully, I thot it had sumthing to do with Noah’s Ark, butt can’t rememmemmber whai it is sayed.
Older dan dat moovee…
Lady goze swimmun, shooda stayd owta wadder liek evrywun else dat summer!
oooh I geddit nao. Waz not wut I rememmmemebrd but iz bery smaht commint fur teh pic. An nao I unnerstan teh cloos tu! Sawry for stoopie, SJ hz bery tyred brane. Needz beeg baycayshun an menny margh… marja… mraga…. coktayls.
Oh – liek JAWS?
Yu go in teh cage –
Cage goze in teh watur –
Tigers in teh watur – owr tigers –
…
Farewell and adooo all ye fare Spanich ladeez…
If u wannet teh jackoozy bubblz u haz tew faaaaaart……..
Who brotz teh chardunnais?
In a pekyoolyur way, dis pik maked me dink of teh ponee-rides at teh fairs and stuff.
There wuz a yung lady from Niger
Who smiled as she rode on a tiger…
They returned from the ride
with the lady inside…
anyone? anyone?
…and a smile on the face of the Tiger.
I can has play along?
ryzin up to teh chalenj ova ryevul…
…and the last known survivor stalks his prey in the night
and he’s watchin’ us all in the eye of the tiger
I am on a roll! lol
WOW!! Gayla! U is SOO gud. So sorry I wuzn’t heer to witness this tryumpfff.
taekin teh lirrix to hart, ai see.
…WAYT. stop riet ther.
dat wuz NOT anuthr setup.
we is can be veri cleer bowt dat, ok?
sunglas at niet: DO NOT WANT
gee Teho U don’t want the lyrics to sunglasses at night? Ur no phun
lol
“I’m too sexy for dis game
too sexy to be da same….”
Okay okay — stop smackin ur head….I am done now
well sheessh Teho u no phun! I glad u didz not leave it to me and SJ to read ur magic ballz dis time…..HAHAHAHAHAHA errr…….swy bout that
…three dogs and a kitteh survive her.
~sings~ *Splich slpach, ai waz takin a baff*
We can haz moheetos plz?
LOL, made wiff catmint plzkthx!
Ef I waz teh tygrs, I wud be moar consernd wif hoo terned teh bubblez awn…
PS — reed it “BUBBLEZORF” an colapz into teh giglfitz!
tigr 1: Bubblezorf!
tigr 2: Bubblezorf??
tigr 3: Pas teh catnip on teh lef paw sied.
Tyger #1: Ware’s Roy?
Tyger #2: Yeah, habbent seen hym laytely.
Tyger #3: *Burp* Dunno …
And nao, yer oblyg … obilg … rekwyerd literarie lol (or not):
Tiger, tiger, burning bright
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?
I’z sawry butt since wen did “eye” ryme with “symmetry”? Diz haz awways bugd me.
I agreez – iz teh goofy. Iz some speshul kind of ryme wher werds jes looks alyke, not sounds alyke. I finks. Wherz d. marie when u needz her?
Purrhaps just poetic liscunz, and u r sposed to purrnownce “symmetry” as “symmetrai.” Or maybe, in England, bak tehn, it reely WUZ purrnownced “trai.”
D. MARIEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeee. Whar IIIIIIIIIZZZZZZ you?
“Symmetry” pronowncd “Symmetrai” in Birmingham tu tihs dai butt ai dowt Mr Blake intendid fur hiz pome tu be red in Brummie accint. I cud be rong ob corse butt wud be first in littrerrery circuls.
It is called “false rhyme.” Eye/symmetry isn’t even a good false rhyme, because the vowel sound is more important to the feel of the rhyme than the consonant sound.
Remember though, sometimes what looks like a false rhyme did rhyme at the time the poem was written, and we have changed our pronunciation of the word.
And, from the mind of William Shakespeare (please don’t ask me for a reference here, I’ve forgotten it): There is a true rhyme for the word orange – what is it? I’ll give you a couple of clues: It is two words to describe a single item, they are still in use today, and you probably see and use the item every day without giving it any thought.
Any takers?
porrindge?
lemon merinj pai?
stove range?
La Grange? (Uh howhowhow)
Sum straynj?
u gets porrindge and lemon merinj pai every day and dont notice?
I nots gonna mention teh sum straynj
wayt… I jus mentioned it, didnt I?
door hinge?
Bing! Bing! Bing!…. we had a winner folks, I just didn’t know it yet. Oopsie. And Gayla34 wins the prize….she am on a roll 2nite!
*tries to merember what prize wuz*
Mai kitteh Darryn helped me wif dis…..she was throwing herself at the closet door (common antics for her) while I was pondering your query
Oh, Gayla – I’se SOO prowd to be yur frend. I knowed u wuz SPESHUL – butt to win tiihs purrsteejeous pryze – I has teers in mai ayes!
Janet u b so phunny
) I can haz imaginary award?
Gib up? Or did ennywhun besides B! even read this far? Soooo many comments….. soooo little time…..
Door Hinge
Ah, yes – wusn’t there an old rime that went lak:
“The King of England had a cat
That fit into a porringer
Until she grew too large for that
So’e gave the Prince of Orange her.”
Or did I just make that up?
Also obleekly remines me of teh great old song,
“Mah mother’s hair used to be purple
But then it turned to silver…”
Must be reel – hoo cud maek taht up?
Whut is rest of other grate song?
Dos r ether da teeniest tigers evah, or dat b 1 huuuge tub.
Tygur water lillees
Jesus Christ, there’s tigers in my tank! Get out of the car!
Wut Wud Jebus Driev?
An wud he let hims kitteh loos in teh car? Becos tihs is BERY BERY DANSHEROOS ebn if u is devine bean.
Jebus wud driev a chairet!
Jebus wuz Ben Hur??
” Who turned da bubbles ov?!!!”
” uh, tat wuz’t bubbles”
” ew ewewewewewewewewewewe!”
how u maykz tyger grayvee?
Bery, bery carefullee.
ok, who touch mai foots. iz not cool.
Pls to give warthog moar bugzez so kan hav moar bublz. kthxbai.
I works here!! I know thees tygers!
they tigerlilies
tygrz iz recoopr8ng — 1 of m got “potted by the Duke” manyz yrz ago. Nglish nwsppr wr0t ‘bawt Duk ‘Dbrough hunting tygrz n Ndya.
heehee………………..poptigers………………………… POP!!!!!! goes the tiger!