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THE CATS
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Norik
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Wow, scary but cute!
raitmost kitteh has weirdos aiz - left is der blue wail rait has yellow
zomgz mutaishen!1!
Grate minez fink alyke… we is done has can has poasted simu– smu– at teh saem tyme bout them there eyes.
ZOMGPONIES it are David Bowie!!!
Linnaeus cats r akting liek froot flize
Drosopholus melanoCatster!!!
or drosofelix melanocatster
rugardliss, iz all teh mutashon in teh eyez
had to do a presentation for my classes on chimeras–and eyes like that are a trait of natural chimerism. Tortoiseshell(sp??) cats are natural chimeras, too. go look it up in Wiki. :)~
Could someone teach me how to speak i can haz cheezeburger style?
I want to suggest to this lady to put her pics of these kitties from this link as an icanhascheezeburger: http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=M5W0E99L2X
awwwwwwwzzzz!
Eezest wai to lurn is to go to rite-hand colum, look for “nugget submissions”, and click on Elfnugget’s Kitteh-101. But is no reel hard-an-fas rools - think fonetikully, and as tho yr brane had kitteh-floof in plases wher mose peepls have cerebral cortex. Remembur, kittehs (and uther furry peepls) have disdayn for rools. (Also, yu dont has to talk lolspeak if yu don wants to. Jus enjoy!!)
“Good evening.”
*ba-da-da-DUM da DUM…* mrow?
Nickety nockety now now now!
Kittehs of the corn!
I was thinking more “The Midwitch Kittehz” myself.
You not think of atomic nrg, you think of … brick wall!
Also known as “Village of the Damned Kittens”
Dass whut ai wuz finkin’ zackly.
“DU NAT BE UFRADE UV US!”
Clonin masheen operayshunal
Eye colours may very
Note awd-eyed kitteh (amber & blue)
Yore hed wil splode frum da kyoot!!1!
Resistance is… fertile?
Oh, but look — they’re arranged by eye color, too! Odd-Eyed Kitteh (who is beautiful!) is the transition.
Tihs firs taim EBER taht kittehs sittin whare kittehs told tu sit! Iz a mirkle!
hyoomins r next
Oh hai… Can we has our..mm… lemme count… ain.. two.. free.. k twony cheezburglasrs kthxbai
nom nom nom
Neber neber neber putz bleach inna water wen gibben kittehs da baff.
much cheezburgerz fur dis wun!!!
Do NOT try to handel the trecherus kitteh-baff witowt teh propper traneing! Rememba teh porosity ov teh skin and cawl a perfesshunal VET TECK!
hmm, I bees a perfesshunal vet teck mahself..but don mayk me bath teh kettehs! Nooo!!1!
What, you can’t handle six at once?
Mah fyuneral, let me show u it!!!
LOl…noes..caint handel 6. I am slackr.
And mah boss don wanna pay da hopstipal bill…for me!
ZOMG, when AI werkt at a kennel, dis wun guy awlwayz wannid himz kitteh baved when he pik up, even if kitteh wuz jus der las week. Dis kitteh HAYT HAYT HAYT da wadder.
Nao, I gud kitteh baver, handul mennee kittehs reel gud. But dis kitteh, oowee. We put da safetee leesh on him, but dun tuch him! We start wadder, git to nice tempachoor, bowt 100 degrees cuz kittehs has warmer temperchoor, so cold wadder is much pleh to dem. So mek leetle warmer dan skin, kittehs appresheyate.
So when we furst wet dis poor kitteh, he goze inna orbit!!!! YOAWALLL!! Whirl!!! Spin!!! FLYYYYY!!! Moslee kitteh hayts himz fayc wetted, so I avoyd dat, but WHOOOEEE!!! him hayts himz baff!!
We rub him up a lil bit wiff sope, at da bak uv hims, nawt liek he even dirtee, boardin kittehs jus as cleen as at home, stoopee owner…. Well, he payd fur baff, so we baff dat poor kitteh….
Ma GAWD, tho, when I tink abowt da water hittin him, an him lawnchin to da end uv dat leesh, an twirlin arown in de ayr, oh my…..
Mai fren’s kitteh behave so badly (yowl an bite) for baff sumtiemz teh groomer send him home still durty.
Hard to beleeve such a small critter cud make such a ruckus.
Lawng tim ago……one ob mi frends haz to deflee her partmint, n neededed a plac to warsh her kittehs. …….sew, ai sed, why knowt do it at mi shop ???? (ai hadz an antikes shop at teh tim, but ai haz a bafrum der)
sew she brot her kittehz ober to teh shop n kaos ensueded…….furst, we maed her sum armor….bigest peeces ob cardbord we cud fine, n we ropeded tehm to her bawdi. n den she putted awn teh glubs, n she n t4eh kittehz wen inna bafrum.
n der waz grate wailin n gnashin ob teh teefs…. n ai sweerz…teh bafrum dor ,it bulgeded out wif kittehz paws stickin owt n mystriuses thumpin n growlin n hizzin n teh sond ob teh watter splashin n mor tahn a few sreecheses frum mi fren…
n den bot haf a our laterz she opened teh dor n stod der wif watter drippin awl ober her, n teh kittehz FLEW out ob teh bafrum froewin watter eberiwher n den tahy raceded awl rond mi stor.
ME???? ai waz laffin mi hed offed.!!!! ai wil neber forgetted taht dai…….
the ultimate kitty bath video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg
Bery infrom…efnorm… gud trayning video!
Jst how mush trayning dooz it taek 2 put on motorsickl leathrz?
This haz got 2 b da PRITTIEST pic weve sene 4 a long tiem. Aaww. Sploot!
I agrees. Not skary at awl. Byooootifal!
omg, an odd-eyed white! i luv dos kittehs! Reemindz me ov mai mom
Y? Is yr mom whait? Iz shee odd? Dose she hav aiyes? Inkwiring mainds want too noe.
ur mom cuvvered on teh wyte furr??
hahaha, mom haz 2 difrent color eyez
Ya, wun uf mai frenz iz hafin da hehtur-hetra–da diffren-culor eyezez. Iz vurry strikin but she iz hafin vizun problumz in wun eye.
the famous rock band “the kitteh six” releezes da white album
featurin toons such az
“a whiter shade of kitteh”
an
“cheezburgers in paradiz”
towerr uv terrorr!! towerr uv horrerr!
OMG consider all the pointy ends!
or . . .ivory tower?
Beautiful kittehs for sale….many varieties available……..or nawt……
Why I alwaes getz there affter the selekshun is alredy pikked ovur??
Teh Midwich Kittehs!
Dis be a shrine where hyoomins can go and adore da purdy kittehs. Lucky hyoomins dat find favr wit da Fluffy Gods be rewarded wit da Sacred Purr and the Holy Nuzzle. A special few git to luv on da Divine Tummy.
itz gud 2 playce cheezburgers az offring 2 teh Wholey Floof and Nuzzle. dis will mebbe bringz muches warmth n gudness n2 ur lyfe.
Much Win foar teh Midwich Kittehs!!
Oooh, I jus wants to snorgle all taht floof.
*snorglesnorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle*
(and yus, dem ais r wierd, speshully cos teh one-blu one-amber aid wan eksaktly dividz blu adn amber-aid kittehs)
i shnorgles my kitteh aidan in hiz floofy chubbliees. he doan likes it much, but i hazta do it. hez creemy white and kyooot like dese pritteh kittehs. no scairy at awl.
dreemy!! *sigh*
Luvs de matchy pair on bottom shelf.
Dey are luking in the oposite direkshun as deir colleegs, I wonderz wai?
Village of teh Dammed! Oh noes! were da Midwich kittehs lib!
Teh Midwitch Kittehs waz (well ib Wyndham had kalld teh book kittehs an nawt kookooz) teh bok b4 teh fillum waz maid.
wyndham rote da triffids 2, rite? and teh crysalids…
buttom onez luk laik copypazteds kittehs lol
can ai bring teh lovbirds in?
Floofy whyte kittehz r waytin for hyoomin warin all blak to pass bai……
FLOOF AMBUSH!!!