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Wow, scary but cute!
raitmost kitteh has weirdos aiz – left is der blue wail rait has yellow
zomgz mutaishen!1!
Grate minez fink alyke… we is done has can has poasted simu– smu– at teh saem tyme bout them there eyes.
ZOMGPONIES it are David Bowie!!!
Linnaeus cats r akting liek froot flize
Drosopholus melanoCatster!!!
or drosofelix melanocatster
rugardliss, iz all teh mutashon in teh eyez
had to do a presentation for my classes on chimeras–and eyes like that are a trait of natural chimerism. Tortoiseshell(sp??) cats are natural chimeras, too. go look it up in Wiki.
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Could someone teach me how to speak i can haz cheezeburger style?
I want to suggest to this lady to put her pics of these kitties from this link as an icanhascheezeburger: http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=M5W0E99L2X
awwwwwwwzzzz!
Eezest wai to lurn is to go to rite-hand colum, look for “nugget submissions”, and click on Elfnugget’s Kitteh-101. But is no reel hard-an-fas rools – think fonetikully, and as tho yr brane had kitteh-floof in plases wher mose peepls have cerebral cortex. Remembur, kittehs (and uther furry peepls) have disdayn for rools. (Also, yu dont has to talk lolspeak if yu don wants to. Jus enjoy!!)
“Good evening.”
*ba-da-da-DUM da DUM…* mrow?
While the election may very well have been rigged, there is little solid evidence it was. ,
Nickety nockety now now now!
Kittehs of the corn!
I was thinking more “The Midwitch Kittehz” myself.
You not think of atomic nrg, you think of … brick wall!
Also known as “Village of the Damned Kittens”
Dass whut ai wuz finkin’ zackly.
“DU NAT BE UFRADE UV US!”
Clonin masheen operayshunal
Eye colours may very
Note awd-eyed kitteh (amber & blue)
Yore hed wil splode frum da kyoot!!1!
Resistance is… fertile?
Oh, but look — they’re arranged by eye color, too! Odd-Eyed Kitteh (who is beautiful!) is the transition.
Tihs firs taim EBER taht kittehs sittin whare kittehs told tu sit! Iz a mirkle!
hyoomins r next
um…is that mutating…or sitting where we’re told to? …or following rules? lol….
Oh hai… Can we has our..mm… lemme count… ain.. two.. free.. k twony cheezburglasrs kthxbai
nom nom nom
Neber neber neber putz bleach inna water wen gibben kittehs da baff.
much cheezburgerz fur dis wun!!!
Do NOT try to handel the trecherus kitteh-baff witowt teh propper traneing! Rememba teh porosity ov teh skin and cawl a perfesshunal VET TECK!
hmm, I bees a perfesshunal vet teck mahself..but don mayk me bath teh kettehs! Nooo!!1!
What, you can’t handle six at once?
Mah fyuneral, let me show u it!!!
LOl…noes..caint handel 6. I am slackr.
And mah boss don wanna pay da hopstipal bill…for me!
ZOMG, when AI werkt at a kennel, dis wun guy awlwayz wannid himz kitteh baved when he pik up, even if kitteh wuz jus der las week. Dis kitteh HAYT HAYT HAYT da wadder.
Nao, I gud kitteh baver, handul mennee kittehs reel gud. But dis kitteh, oowee. We put da safetee leesh on him, but dun tuch him! We start wadder, git to nice tempachoor, bowt 100 degrees cuz kittehs has warmer temperchoor, so cold wadder is much pleh to dem. So mek leetle warmer dan skin, kittehs appresheyate.
So when we furst wet dis poor kitteh, he goze inna orbit!!!! YOAWALLL!! Whirl!!! Spin!!! FLYYYYY!!! Moslee kitteh hayts himz fayc wetted, so I avoyd dat, but WHOOOEEE!!! him hayts himz baff!!
We rub him up a lil bit wiff sope, at da bak uv hims, nawt liek he even dirtee, boardin kittehs jus as cleen as at home, stoopee owner…. Well, he payd fur baff, so we baff dat poor kitteh….
Ma GAWD, tho, when I tink abowt da water hittin him, an him lawnchin to da end uv dat leesh, an twirlin arown in de ayr, oh my…..
Mai fren’s kitteh behave so badly (yowl an bite) for baff sumtiemz teh groomer send him home still durty.
Hard to beleeve such a small critter cud make such a ruckus.
Lawng tim ago……one ob mi frends haz to deflee her partmint, n neededed a plac to warsh her kittehs. …….sew, ai sed, why knowt do it at mi shop ???? (ai hadz an antikes shop at teh tim, but ai haz a bafrum der)
sew she brot her kittehz ober to teh shop n kaos ensueded…….furst, we maed her sum armor….bigest peeces ob cardbord we cud fine, n we ropeded tehm to her bawdi. n den she putted awn teh glubs, n she n t4eh kittehz wen inna bafrum.
n der waz grate wailin n gnashin ob teh teefs…. n ai sweerz…teh bafrum dor ,it bulgeded out wif kittehz paws stickin owt n mystriuses thumpin n growlin n hizzin n teh sond ob teh watter splashin n mor tahn a few sreecheses frum mi fren…
n den bot haf a our laterz she opened teh dor n stod der wif watter drippin awl ober her, n teh kittehz FLEW out ob teh bafrum froewin watter eberiwher n den tahy raceded awl rond mi stor.
ME???? ai waz laffin mi hed offed.!!!! ai wil neber forgetted taht dai…….
the ultimate kitty bath video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9QwK5EHSmg
Bery infrom…efnorm… gud trayning video!
Jst how mush trayning dooz it taek 2 put on motorsickl leathrz?
This haz got 2 b da PRITTIEST pic weve sene 4 a long tiem. Aaww. Sploot!
I agrees. Not skary at awl. Byooootifal!
omg, an odd-eyed white! i luv dos kittehs! Reemindz me ov mai mom
Y? Is yr mom whait? Iz shee odd? Dose she hav aiyes? Inkwiring mainds want too noe.
ur mom cuvvered on teh wyte furr??
hahaha, mom haz 2 difrent color eyez
Ya, wun uf mai frenz iz hafin da hehtur-hetra–da diffren-culor eyezez. Iz vurry strikin but she iz hafin vizun problumz in wun eye.
the famous rock band “the kitteh six” releezes da white album
featurin toons such az
“a whiter shade of kitteh”
an
“cheezburgers in paradiz”
towerr uv terrorr!! towerr uv horrerr!
OMG consider all the pointy ends!
or . . .ivory tower?
Beautiful kittehs for sale….many varieties available……..or nawt……
Why I alwaes getz there affter the selekshun is alredy pikked ovur??
Teh Midwich Kittehs!
Dis be a shrine where hyoomins can go and adore da purdy kittehs. Lucky hyoomins dat find favr wit da Fluffy Gods be rewarded wit da Sacred Purr and the Holy Nuzzle. A special few git to luv on da Divine Tummy.
itz gud 2 playce cheezburgers az offring 2 teh Wholey Floof and Nuzzle. dis will mebbe bringz muches warmth n gudness n2 ur lyfe.
Much Win foar teh Midwich Kittehs!!
Oooh, I jus wants to snorgle all taht floof.
*snorglesnorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle*
(and yus, dem ais r wierd, speshully cos teh one-blu one-amber aid wan eksaktly dividz blu adn amber-aid kittehs)
i shnorgles my kitteh aidan in hiz floofy chubbliees. he doan likes it much, but i hazta do it. hez creemy white and kyooot like dese pritteh kittehs. no scairy at awl.
dreemy!! *sigh*
Luvs de matchy pair on bottom shelf.
Dey are luking in the oposite direkshun as deir colleegs, I wonderz wai?
Village of teh Dammed! Oh noes! were da Midwich kittehs lib!
Teh Midwitch Kittehs waz (well ib Wyndham had kalld teh book kittehs an nawt kookooz) teh bok b4 teh fillum waz maid.
wyndham rote da triffids 2, rite? and teh crysalids…
buttom onez luk laik copypazteds kittehs lol
can ai bring teh lovbirds in?
Floofy whyte kittehz r waytin for hyoomin warin all blak to pass bai……
FLOOF AMBUSH!!!
win!!!11!!1!
Dey r always plotting!
Idin dat da troo? I wuz at a frens hows cuttin fabrik 4 a projek wuns….her kitteh (light-colored floof) walkd roun awl da diffren cuhlord fabriks on da flor and finullee sat down rite on da blak wun. We tink she wuz pikin da wun dat show her floof off to bes advantuj….
Myne has deal – teh dark gray wun rubs on me when I wears lite cloves, teh ornj wun when I wears dark cloes…
Mai blak n wait kitteh (sadlee gawn ober teh brij menny yrs ago naow) cud shed at will.
U is warin blak? I shedz teh wait floof.
U is waring wait? I shedz teh blak floof.
dis are emmazin kitteh talent … akshully, not so raer.
I tink she saw it as acksessoreysin.
An kitteh rite in teh middul ob teh blak fabrik?
Natchurulee! Kudunt let us kutz da fabwik dat shoed off herz floof, nao kuld she?
mah bunneh da same wai. wite floof 4 blak cowch. blak floof 4 wite towlz.
U can has any colour….as long as it whyte…
(I has kitten jus like deese…Angelica…spookee rezzemblunz to top lefft kitteh espeshully…)
Teh Catz…not neerlee az skeeree az Teh Burdz
(fur mee)
Is too kyoot to be skeeree!
Mistur Hitschkok maded you Teh Burds…but we eated them.
Dat bottum left won lukz cros-i’d 2 me…
Okey dis like dat t’ree-damenshunull ches, ryte?
I moob Kitteh-3 ta Fluffy-4. Check!
ees not dee Boys of Bra zeel. . .
ees Dee Kawts uv Bruh Zeel!
Awww, krap. Ma, teh kitteh got stuck inna Zeerox machyne agin!
We r kittiez ub zi damned…
what, dis is sposed 2 skare meh? dis looks pretty gud.
Brown Id Kitteh Sed…
Who ma daddy?
I can has punnett sqware?
OMG, David Bowie kitteh is here too!
Keepin an ai (menny ais, all difrunt) out for da Muzzer Ship
Is it jus me, er doze anywun else think it look like klassroom in bakgrownd? I wanna go to that skool (er, i wood if i wuz still stoodent)
rlly? raymun teh rat frum science klass is missin??? Uv corse we no nufin, but we’ll be on teh lookowt.
Yes, I think also it luuk like skool – a desk an teh chalkbord.
“Klass, for todai’s lessen yoo will devide urselfs into gruups of tree. Den each gruup will chooz a kitteh. Ur assinement is to deturmin wut hyoomin muss do to be alowd to rub teh kitteh belly. Good luck. Yoo haf wun ower.”
projekt kitteh!
maek it wurk.
Gud morning class! Today we discuss teh donimant and resessive jeenz. If teh momcat has teh bloo eies, and teh dadcat has teh yello eies, show a graf of the distri- bisribu – which kittens will has blue an which yello eies.
Iz ackshully traynin akcatemy fur Bond villin kittehs. Tihs moarnin, practisin lukkin sooperiur an immoon tu ur suffrin (not so mush practiss needed, akshully, as kittehs natrilly talintid at this subjek). Tihs afturnun, been strokd bai teh skari gai with teh bawld hed an teh juwilry.
Compitishun bery feers tu be nex floofy saidkik!
nonono, it be cheerleederz:
weer bitchin, great hair, teh boyz all luv to stare
weer wanted, weer hot, weer everthing ur not
weer pritty, weer kool , we dominayte teh skool!
Luks laik kitchen tu mee. Kitten… kitchen… can has cat fud?
I is hypmopized…. mus… do…. kittehzes…. biddeng….
Heterochromia cat is heterochromic.
(Dat wurd uf da dai…)
Int it homochromic wen days all da sayme culler?
Purrhaps, but plz 2 b lukin at da kitteh in middl row on da rite…iz hafin da 2 diffren kuhlor eyez. Hens, iz Heterochromia cat.
dis too compikaked. Iz go fur cheezburger nao.
BINGO!
Tippi Hedren-cat getting berry bad feeling ’bout dis.
Oh noes, look at teh gas! That man’z lighting a sigar!!
Top kitteh sez:
Hay, get tese big ledders outa mah face. Tey ruinin mah vue.
Kittehs shud open tere iksclusif kontry klub tower to minoritees, plz.
But awd-eye iz minoritee…
aw him’s jus a token
Awww. Such pretty kitties
Whut kind kittehs are these dorable bebbehs?? Turkish? Look at teh floofy marshmallowgundous tayl ov teh wun leening on his elboes!! Look at teh pinky nozes! Look at teh pritty pritty pinky eerz!!!
Too — much — kyooooooooot –
*splort*
Somebudy getz duspan an brush, plz? Brayne asploded agin.
mah brane splodes ever morning. i gotz a kitteh all creemy an floofy like dese. doan nose whut kind he iz – prolly just mutt-kitteh. he gotz a pinky noze and pinky toze. aprikot eerses and tale. he gots a bit ub chubblees in da tummeh – dat’s ware i snorgles him… mosely he putz up wif me, but sumtaimes he graowls.
Dey luks liek Turks 2 me 2. Usted to b owned by a Turk name of Victor. Him luk liek teh kittehs wif teh bloo aies on botum shelf. Was alla tiem wantin’ hold meez n petz meez wit teh motor runnin. Losted him to big C las year. Misses teh pink, wite n bloo floofmeister somethin awful.
hmmm…longer haired than most of the Turks that I’ve seen. and Turks always have at least a butterfly of color on the top of their head, don’t they? usually one spot on their back, as well, though not always.
I have a grey and white Norwegian Forest cat. looks a lot like these except for the grey. pity one of them isn’t standing and facing away. Norwegian Forest cats wear pantaloons on their back legs, and flip their tail over their back like a squirrel.
i tink ur evil. EEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!1
*slap*
yew can hav any colour kitteh youz want… as long iz white….
OMG!
The one with the dual coloured eyes is so cute!
mixed up eye kitteh sayz okies…brown eyed kittiez above me, blu eyed below. I make you blend in.
I CAN HAS KLONING MACHEEN?
Anybodee els notees, deh kitteh wid de 2 colurs iys, is diving line? Iys colurs change aftur hims.
Wun ov teh wuns at teh bottum luks liek haz crossaiyed.
Direkshunz 2 Gormenghast plz?
I can has them all?
We are Borg Kitteh. You will be assimilated. Resistance is Futile.
Kitteh krismis twee! Luk atz awl teh prettee ornanamints!
So muches floof, mai heds gonna splode from kyute!
*SPLORT*
Cleenups in iyle fwee!
Mai Shelby, (a rescue cat) lookses just laik teh one wit teh 2 colrs aies. Himz iz ver snorgly kitteh. Mai veter…vetran…kitteh dokter tol meh that white boy kitteh wit 2 blu aies is def. Mai kitteh seemzes to be teh def on the side wit blu eye. Axed kitteh dokter if that sounds right and she sais it could be. Dis kitteh haz teh softest, floofiest furries.
teh stepfard kittehs!
…or teh stepladr kitz. eethr wai.
We needs bigger kitteh tree
Heebie-jeebies! That’s more like “Village of the Damned.” Did their owners all mysteriously fall asleep a few months before that litter was born?
Kitteh in Middle Right sez:
“ZIIIIIIIGGGEEEEEEEE PLAAAAAAAAYYYED GUIIIIIIITTAAAAAAWWWRRRRRR!!!!!”
This is a truly amazing picture!
Scientology Kittehs want to know if you’d like to take a free personality test.
RUN AWAY!!!!
Mawshmellow kittehs r too cute fer werds. Dey maek mah sick dae soo much bettah.
I would love to have these fluffy kittens to lay on me like a blanket ~__~ Soo cute!
such beautiful kittehs!!
Whooaaa thats crazy lookin!
Too…many…’dorable kitties….
…can’t breathe…..
…cute meter…through….the roof….
*gasp!*
Not as innocent as de lookz. Klu Klux Kittehs appears on Jerry Springer show.
Is there a way to put the caption along the sides instead? The words going right across the top cat’s head detracts from the humor, IMO. Otherwise, well done!
zee eyes haff eet!
hazel, hazel/blue, blue!
Hai,
I likez eye symtry. 2.5 blu & 2.5 gold.
XD
^_^
Or iz Chldrn of teh Corn?
Love the picture, but is there any way to push the top caption down a bit so the first cat’s face can be seen?
absolutely delightful!!
You can sell posters with those cats!
The middle-right one has 2 different color eyes!
The original picture has six cats. The topmost cat (obscured by caption) also has “odd eyes” but reversed from the third kitteh. So 6 blue eyes and 6 amber eyes in total. ^_^
Did you know that the cat who has the blue and brown eyes, is deaf in his right ear?
Any white cat with a blue eye and an eye of another color is deaf in the ear closest to the blue eye! True fact! I find that very interesting. :3
TEH 2 ON TEH BOTTOM MUST BE DEAF
THEY R DISTRACTD BY SOMETHIN VISUAL
aw, i wantz rewright diz 1. dis iz gud dizplai ov jehneticks, u knoe? dawin wud b prowd.
o! i knoes! “iz on ur heliks messin wit ur jenes”
The Cat on the midle level, sittin down, has 1 blue and brown eye!
XD
I love how it’s blue eyed cats on bottom, brown eyes cats on top and blue eyed/brown eyed cat in the middle. It’s like a gradation or segregation or something.
teh kittehs of wite evil r gunna get us!