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THE CATS

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

Bill Lolgates

raitmost kitteh has weirdos aiz - left is der blue wail rait has yellow

zomgz mutaishen!1!

RushnGreen

Grate minez fink alyke… we is done has can has poasted simu– smu– at teh saem tyme bout them there eyes.

 
SJ

ZOMGPONIES it are David Bowie!!!

 
Swampy

Linnaeus cats r akting liek froot flize

Duffy

Drosopholus melanoCatster!!!

Swampy

or drosofelix melanocatster

trtskh

rugardliss, iz all teh mutashon in teh eyez

 
 
 
 
Jillian

had to do a presentation for my classes on chimeras–and eyes like that are a trait of natural chimerism. Tortoiseshell(sp??) cats are natural chimeras, too. go look it up in Wiki. :)~

 
 
Jaynie

Could someone teach me how to speak i can haz cheezeburger style?

I want to suggest to this lady to put her pics of these kitties from this link as an icanhascheezeburger: http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=M5W0E99L2X

awwwwwwwzzzz!

Duffy

Eezest wai to lurn is to go to rite-hand colum, look for “nugget submissions”, and click on Elfnugget’s Kitteh-101. But is no reel hard-an-fas rools - think fonetikully, and as tho yr brane had kitteh-floof in plases wher mose peepls have cerebral cortex. Remembur, kittehs (and uther furry peepls) have disdayn for rools. (Also, yu dont has to talk lolspeak if yu don wants to. Jus enjoy!!)

 
 
 
Ignatz

“Good evening.”

*ba-da-da-DUM da DUM…* mrow?

 
LamontCranston

Nickety nockety now now now!

 
Veganstein

Kittehs of the corn!

paws4thot

I was thinking more “The Midwitch Kittehz” myself.

RevWaldo

You not think of atomic nrg, you think of … brick wall!

 
RevWaldo

Also known as “Village of the Damned Kittens”

 
 
MassCara

Dass whut ai wuz finkin’ zackly.

“DU NAT BE UFRADE UV US!”

 
 
RushnGreen

Clonin masheen operayshunal
Eye colours may very
Note awd-eyed kitteh (amber & blue)
Yore hed wil splode frum da kyoot!!1!
Resistance is… fertile?

Tasha

Oh, but look — they’re arranged by eye color, too! Odd-Eyed Kitteh (who is beautiful!) is the transition.

SJ

Tihs firs taim EBER taht kittehs sittin whare kittehs told tu sit! Iz a mirkle!

 
 
 
 
Bill Lolgates

Oh hai… Can we has our..mm… lemme count… ain.. two.. free.. k twony cheezburglasrs kthxbai

nom nom nom

 
Lucy

Neber neber neber putz bleach inna water wen gibben kittehs da baff.

orangekittehservant

much cheezburgerz fur dis wun!!!

woodchuck

Do NOT try to handel the trecherus kitteh-baff witowt teh propper traneing! Rememba teh porosity ov teh skin and cawl a perfesshunal VET TECK!

Lora

hmm, I bees a perfesshunal vet teck mahself..but don mayk me bath teh kettehs! Nooo!!1!

woodchuck

What, you can’t handle six at once?

Kathleen

Mah fyuneral, let me show u it!!!

 
Lora

LOl…noes..caint handel 6. I am slackr.
And mah boss don wanna pay da hopstipal bill…for me!

 
B!

ZOMG, when AI werkt at a kennel, dis wun guy awlwayz wannid himz kitteh baved when he pik up, even if kitteh wuz jus der las week. Dis kitteh HAYT HAYT HAYT da wadder.

Nao, I gud kitteh baver, handul mennee kittehs reel gud. But dis kitteh, oowee. We put da safetee leesh on him, but dun tuch him! We start wadder, git to nice tempachoor, bowt 100 degrees cuz kittehs has warmer temperchoor, so cold wadder is much pleh to dem. So mek leetle warmer dan skin, kittehs appresheyate.

So when we furst wet dis poor kitteh, he goze inna orbit!!!! YOAWALLL!! Whirl!!! Spin!!! FLYYYYY!!! Moslee kitteh hayts himz fayc wetted, so I avoyd dat, but WHOOOEEE!!! him hayts himz baff!!

We rub him up a lil bit wiff sope, at da bak uv hims, nawt liek he even dirtee, boardin kittehs jus as cleen as at home, stoopee owner…. Well, he payd fur baff, so we baff dat poor kitteh….

Ma GAWD, tho, when I tink abowt da water hittin him, an him lawnchin to da end uv dat leesh, an twirlin arown in de ayr, oh my…..

 
Antoinette

Mai fren’s kitteh behave so badly (yowl an bite) for baff sumtiemz teh groomer send him home still durty.

Hard to beleeve such a small critter cud make such a ruckus.

 
sally

Lawng tim ago……one ob mi frends haz to deflee her partmint, n neededed a plac to warsh her kittehs. …….sew, ai sed, why knowt do it at mi shop ???? (ai hadz an antikes shop at teh tim, but ai haz a bafrum der)

sew she brot her kittehz ober to teh shop n kaos ensueded…….furst, we maed her sum armor….bigest peeces ob cardbord we cud fine, n we ropeded tehm to her bawdi. n den she putted awn teh glubs, n she n t4eh kittehz wen inna bafrum.

n der waz grate wailin n gnashin ob teh teefs…. n ai sweerz…teh bafrum dor ,it bulgeded out wif kittehz paws stickin owt n mystriuses thumpin n growlin n hizzin n teh sond ob teh watter splashin n mor tahn a few sreecheses frum mi fren…

n den bot haf a our laterz she opened teh dor n stod der wif watter drippin awl ober her, n teh kittehz FLEW out ob teh bafrum froewin watter eberiwher n den tahy raceded awl rond mi stor.

ME???? ai waz laffin mi hed offed.!!!! ai wil neber forgetted taht dai…….

 
 
 
 
paws4thot

Jst how mush trayning dooz it taek 2 put on motorsickl leathrz?

 
 
 
 
furbaby

This haz got 2 b da PRITTIEST pic weve sene 4 a long tiem. Aaww. Sploot!

Kim

I agrees. Not skary at awl. Byooootifal!

 
 
irongrrl22

omg, an odd-eyed white! i luv dos kittehs! Reemindz me ov mai mom :)

woodchuck

Y? Is yr mom whait? Iz shee odd? Dose she hav aiyes? Inkwiring mainds want too noe.

 
karen

ur mom cuvvered on teh wyte furr??

irongrrl22

hahaha, mom haz 2 difrent color eyez

 
 
diva

Ya, wun uf mai frenz iz hafin da hehtur-hetra–da diffren-culor eyezez. Iz vurry strikin but she iz hafin vizun problumz in wun eye.

 
 
gremlin

the famous rock band “the kitteh six” releezes da white album

featurin toons such az

“a whiter shade of kitteh”

an

“cheezburgers in paradiz”

 
karen

towerr uv terrorr!! towerr uv horrerr!

LifeLover

OMG consider all the pointy ends!

 
pittypat

or . . .ivory tower?

 
 
gayla34

Beautiful kittehs for sale….many varieties available……..or nawt……

Duffy

Why I alwaes getz there affter the selekshun is alredy pikked ovur??

 
 
 
Xi

Dis be a shrine where hyoomins can go and adore da purdy kittehs. Lucky hyoomins dat find favr wit da Fluffy Gods be rewarded wit da Sacred Purr and the Holy Nuzzle. A special few git to luv on da Divine Tummy.

brainfire

itz gud 2 playce cheezburgers az offring 2 teh Wholey Floof and Nuzzle. dis will mebbe bringz muches warmth n gudness n2 ur lyfe.

 
 
Badger

Much Win foar teh Midwich Kittehs!!

 
starling

Oooh, I jus wants to snorgle all taht floof.

*snorglesnorglesnorglesnorglesnorgle*

(and yus, dem ais r wierd, speshully cos teh one-blu one-amber aid wan eksaktly dividz blu adn amber-aid kittehs)

ittehbittehkitteh

i shnorgles my kitteh aidan in hiz floofy chubbliees. he doan likes it much, but i hazta do it. hez creemy white and kyooot like dese pritteh kittehs. no scairy at awl.

dreemy!! *sigh*

 
 
Jacki14

Luvs de matchy pair on bottom shelf.

starling

Dey are luking in the oposite direkshun as deir colleegs, I wonderz wai?

 
 
Sabrina

Village of teh Dammed! Oh noes! were da Midwich kittehs lib!

paws4thot

Teh Midwitch Kittehs waz (well ib Wyndham had kalld teh book kittehs an nawt kookooz) teh bok b4 teh fillum waz maid.

Sabrina

wyndham rote da triffids 2, rite? and teh crysalids…

 
 
 
Bill Lolgates

buttom onez luk laik copypazteds kittehs lol

 
lotje

can ai bring teh lovbirds in?

 
SJ

Floofy whyte kittehz r waytin for hyoomin warin all blak to pass bai……

FLOOF AMBUSH!!!

Kim