MUNCHEIZ!!1!
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
first!
pleh
u now ur jelus.
R I JAWS?
I doan get dis, an I feel like a VEREH big foo for it. Can u explane?
Kthnx.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lol-i-r-jawz.jpg
lolzorz
haz u read n e lee wardlaw?
Also annoyingest!
C’mon, this is not second grade recess, “last one there’s a rotten egg” so you have to make sure everyone knows it’s not you. Shouting “first” just shows that you have no life and nothing better to do than jump on the comments the instant a new lol* shows up.
Erm, not that other people who just happen to comment first have no life - if you’re first, great, but make that comment something witty and/or pithy and/or amusing.
(Is it middle school holidays somewhere or what? All these “first”s lately. Bah.)
Oh, bah again. Just ignore me. Seeing this picture made me hungry for mashed potatoes and/or birthday cake*, so I’m crankier than usual - which is saying a lot.
*But not cauliflower. Pleh to the little albino trees.
Doan wunna ignoar…wanna say YAY fur ur “bah!”
Mah tot is…(too bad, u gonna heer it, LOL!) is lak JanetCH4K said beefor, it is SUCH a waste of potential…
Now, I has had chances to bee furst but felt I had nuthin good to say for dat wun. So ah lef it alone fur sumwun wif a GOOD comment. Den sumwun wastez dat fun bah onlee sayin FURST. Dat not cool, peeps!
But no wun deserbs too be jumped on and hab dere nose rubbed in teh pleh fer dis.
It wud be funneh if ICHC wud take a cloo frum FARK site and make teh filter change furst and first an all dat to KITTEHS! (Fark changes furst to BOOBIES…makes for much funneh and good natured confyushun fer teh noobs.)
CAREFULLY climbs off soapbox.
Teh first commints is tres annoying yes, everybuddy ranting about dem is getting almost (but not quite) as annoying. I just low burger and move on. Dis just my opinion, though. (Also carefully climbing off deh soapbox)
Hey! Ah haz ideea! Mebbee Jack wud make a sweet poem we cud use ober an ober to post each tam sumone duz FURST!
U noes, sumtin like a cliche that is sweet and sayz somtin like: Sorreh u getz all dem low votez…datz our way of sayin dat not be cool heer…we lubs ebberywun in LOLCat place but we is lettin u no…doan bee selfish and hog up teh furst place frum sumwun hu might hab much win!
It cud bee berry sweet and get the point across…den eberytime sumwun new duz it, sumwun “old” (j/k) can post dat widdow poem
I tink dat wud bee cool….
I can has soap bubblez ???
I agree, it would be!
OOOO, tanks so much, bubbyscranky! I lubs posituv feedback, it gibs me much happees, and YURS is speshully satisfai-eeng!
/i felt sad wen u lernd teh ways ub teh furst
//we shuddunt bee so hard on furstee posturs
u r sweetie kathleen. i likes u n how u fink, n much likes ur ideya.
Aw, dat made mah day, Jenny! Tanks!
/I lub dis place
Heheheheh!!!!
U sed BOOBIES instead of noobies!!!
I roflmfao when I realized twas a mistake!
wuznt misteak… is boobies not noobies! i tink.
Hey, elayne, u is not on ATKINS diet, is u? LOL!
I’m not, but I should be! heh.
Yep, I tink maybee dat bee teh case wit manee uf us heer…:))
AGGHH! This is my friend Iona’s little tortoise she rescued from a box in Kuwait! yess :DD
mashed potato is his favourite, adn he also falls asleep in socks. NOM.
That is so kewl Becka — thanks for sharing :D)
Thanks Becka for lettin us no dis lil guize storee!!!
I’m so glad sumwun i.d’d teh yellowy stuff - I cudn’t figger owt wut it wuz sposed to B!
Awwwww. He’s so friggin’ CUTE. And OMG tortoise in a sock. *head asplodes*
P’tater-licious!
I is gettin mah starch.
Not so gr8t, aktually. Wood rathr hav pizza insted.
Cowabunga, dude
Ah likes me some taters.
Iz pudados? or iz summat else?
Oh, and um Miss Q, I glad U furst, but did yoo hab a bedder comment dan dat?
Turtle sais “NOM NOM NOM” to pudados or waddever dat iz.
mai comant iz too dangurus to shair wit teh wurld.
u seem in luv wid urself
Well, SOMEbodee gotz to wub teh Miss Q, huh, Miss Q?
Hope u is not a newbee an dat wuz ur furst furst, if you unnerstand. Sad if sumwun getz a fussin dere furst tam…
Now ah is burrrrnin wit teh cyurriositee…..can u jus ‘wispers’ teh dangurus comment?
/cyuriosity killed teh KAT(hleen)
Wake up to find out that you are in love with the world…
*ahem* Yay potahtoes.
OMFG LOLTURTL SO EFFIN KYUTE OMG!!!
*luvz teh turturz.*
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO!!!1!!!
Mah fave animules. Turkles n tawtawsses.
Nom nom nom! Lolturtle = Lurtle?
lurtles on ur plate munchin ur spudz
iz a turtlol
I LURVS wachin turtlols eetin! EEeyomp, yomyomyomp, EEEYOMPyomyomyomp… Soo determind!
Iz it. I thot it is a LOLtoyz
FTW
Lurtle say “mah pudados… lemme show u dem!”
Nooo! Cheu wif yer mouf closed! EWWW! MOM! Hes doin it againz!
OMG CUTENESS
NOM NOM NOM DEELISHUS AND CUTE
aww he blushes for the colliflourz
lolturtle says—–
patience is a virtue….
dese gritz r teh bomb!1! iz can eated dem sloelee 2 git awl teh nutrishuns. kthxbai
I maeded u a caek… and I is eeting it rite nao!
iz turdle’s 1st birfday caek…and he’s 15 yrs old!
the stuff!!
it eats me!
but i’m not going down without a fight!!
i mean bite. lotsa bites.
In Soviet Russia, teh stuff eated you!
teh STUFF!!! eeeee!!! now s teh TASTE!!!
(70’s & 80’s movie ref happy dance)
attack turtlol
teh snacking turtlol - wach owt fer hims byte!
nahm nahm nahm.
I r carb loadin 4 my race wit dat stoopy hair.
Sorta OT, but turtle-related: I saw a tortoise with his human recently, taking a walk in the park — the tortoise is only 8 years old and already ginormous! It kept trying to scoot onto the sidewalk and the owner would pick it up and put it back on the grass. Pretty soon he’s gonna need a forklift to carry it.
that is all
oh, and here’s a cute cat & turtle video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJr2evLANsE
Comment #1: Wow, that’s a fast turtle.
Obligatory Troll Comment: OMG that’s dangerous never do this legal professional THINK OF THE LOLTURTLES!!!!
When turtlols be stubbern, tehy can be fast! I wurk in a klinic on a nachure presurv, and turtlols allays be tryin to cross teh street, so I pick tehm up and turn tehm teh uthur wae, back to teh laek.
Sumtymes, tehy be mad at meh, and turn rite back arownd to teh street, so i has to grab tehm all ovur agan. Last wun I hads to turns it arownd 5 tymes! Finully, just carreed it all teh wae to teh laek.
Bad turtlol!