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first!
pleh
u now ur jelus.
R I JAWS?
I doan get dis, an I feel like a VEREH big foo for it. Can u explane?
Kthnx.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lol-i-r-jawz.jpg
lolzorz
lolorskates
lolorskates
haz u read n e lee wardlaw?
Also annoyingest!
C’mon, this is not second grade recess, “last one there’s a rotten egg” so you have to make sure everyone knows it’s not you. Shouting “first” just shows that you have no life and nothing better to do than jump on the comments the instant a new lol* shows up.
Erm, not that other people who just happen to comment first have no life – if you’re first, great, but make that comment something witty and/or pithy and/or amusing.
(Is it middle school holidays somewhere or what? All these “first”s lately. Bah.)
Oh, bah again. Just ignore me. Seeing this picture made me hungry for mashed potatoes and/or birthday cake*, so I’m crankier than usual – which is saying a lot.
*But not cauliflower. Pleh to the little albino trees.
Doan wunna ignoar…wanna say YAY fur ur “bah!”
Mah tot is…(too bad, u gonna heer it, LOL!) is lak JanetCH4K said beefor, it is SUCH a waste of potential…
Now, I has had chances to bee furst but felt I had nuthin good to say for dat wun. So ah lef it alone fur sumwun wif a GOOD comment. Den sumwun wastez dat fun bah onlee sayin FURST. Dat not cool, peeps!
But no wun deserbs too be jumped on and hab dere nose rubbed in teh pleh fer dis.
It wud be funneh if ICHC wud take a cloo frum FARK site and make teh filter change furst and first an all dat to KITTEHS! (Fark changes furst to BOOBIES…makes for much funneh and good natured confyushun fer teh noobs.)
CAREFULLY climbs off soapbox.
Teh first commints is tres annoying yes, everybuddy ranting about dem is getting almost (but not quite) as annoying. I just low burger and move on. Dis just my opinion, though. (Also carefully climbing off deh soapbox)
Hey! Ah haz ideea! Mebbee Jack wud make a sweet poem we cud use ober an ober to post each tam sumone duz FURST!
U noes, sumtin like a cliche that is sweet and sayz somtin like: Sorreh u getz all dem low votez…datz our way of sayin dat not be cool heer…we lubs ebberywun in LOLCat place but we is lettin u no…doan bee selfish and hog up teh furst place frum sumwun hu might hab much win!
It cud bee berry sweet and get the point across…den eberytime sumwun new duz it, sumwun “old” (j/k) can post dat widdow poem
I tink dat wud bee cool….
I can has soap bubblez ???
I agree, it would be!
OOOO, tanks so much, bubbyscranky! I lubs posituv feedback, it gibs me much happees, and YURS is speshully satisfai-eeng!
/i felt sad wen u lernd teh ways ub teh furst
//we shuddunt bee so hard on furstee posturs
u r sweetie kathleen. i likes u n how u fink, n much likes ur ideya.
Aw, dat made mah day, Jenny! Tanks!
/I lub dis place
Heheheheh!!!!
U sed BOOBIES instead of noobies!!!
I roflmfao when I realized twas a mistake!
wuznt misteak… is boobies not noobies! i tink.
Hey, elayne, u is not on ATKINS diet, is u? LOL!
I’m not, but I should be! heh.
Yep, I tink maybee dat bee teh case wit manee uf us heer…:))
AGGHH! This is my friend Iona’s little tortoise she rescued from a box in Kuwait! yess
D
mashed potato is his favourite, adn he also falls asleep in socks. NOM.
That is so kewl Becka — thanks for sharing
)
Thanks Becka for lettin us no dis lil guize storee!!!
I’m so glad sumwun i.d’d teh yellowy stuff – I cudn’t figger owt wut it wuz sposed to B!
Awwwww. He’s so friggin’ CUTE. And OMG tortoise in a sock. *head asplodes*
P’tater-licious!
I is gettin mah starch.
Not so gr8t, aktually. Wood rathr hav pizza insted.
Cowabunga, dude
Ah likes me some taters.
Iz pudados? or iz summat else?
Oh, and um Miss Q, I glad U furst, but did yoo hab a bedder comment dan dat?
Turtle sais “NOM NOM NOM” to pudados or waddever dat iz.
mai comant iz too dangurus to shair wit teh wurld.
u seem in luv wid urself
Well, SOMEbodee gotz to wub teh Miss Q, huh, Miss Q?
Hope u is not a newbee an dat wuz ur furst furst, if you unnerstand. Sad if sumwun getz a fussin dere furst tam…
Now ah is burrrrnin wit teh cyurriositee…..can u jus ‘wispers’ teh dangurus comment?
/cyuriosity killed teh KAT(hleen)
Wake up to find out that you are in love with the world…
*ahem* Yay potahtoes.
OMFG LOLTURTL SO EFFIN KYUTE OMG!!!
*luvz teh turturz.*
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO!!!1!!!
Mah fave animules. Turkles n tawtawsses.
Nom nom nom! Lolturtle = Lurtle?
lurtles on ur plate munchin ur spudz
iz a turtlol
I LURVS wachin turtlols eetin! EEeyomp, yomyomyomp, EEEYOMPyomyomyomp… Soo determind!
Iz it. I thot it is a LOLtoyz
FTW
Lurtle say “mah pudados… lemme show u dem!”
Nooo! Cheu wif yer mouf closed! EWWW! MOM! Hes doin it againz!
OMG CUTENESS
NOM NOM NOM DEELISHUS AND CUTE
aww he blushes for the colliflourz
lolturtle says—–
patience is a virtue….
dese gritz r teh bomb!1! iz can eated dem sloelee 2 git awl teh nutrishuns. kthxbai
I maeded u a caek… and I is eeting it rite nao!
iz turdle’s 1st birfday caek…and he’s 15 yrs old!
the stuff!!
it eats me!
but i’m not going down without a fight!!
i mean bite. lotsa bites.
In Soviet Russia, teh stuff eated you!
teh STUFF!!! eeeee!!! now s teh TASTE!!!
(70’s & 80’s movie ref happy dance)
attack turtlol
teh snacking turtlol – wach owt fer hims byte!
nahm nahm nahm.
I r carb loadin 4 my race wit dat stoopy hair.
Sorta OT, but turtle-related: I saw a tortoise with his human recently, taking a walk in the park — the tortoise is only 8 years old and already ginormous! It kept trying to scoot onto the sidewalk and the owner would pick it up and put it back on the grass. Pretty soon he’s gonna need a forklift to carry it.
that is all
oh, and here’s a cute cat & turtle video:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=fJr2evLANsE
Comment #1: Wow, that’s a fast turtle.
Obligatory Troll Comment: OMG that’s dangerous never do this legal professional THINK OF THE LOLTURTLES!!!!
When turtlols be stubbern, tehy can be fast! I wurk in a klinic on a nachure presurv, and turtlols allays be tryin to cross teh street, so I pick tehm up and turn tehm teh uthur wae, back to teh laek.
Sumtymes, tehy be mad at meh, and turn rite back arownd to teh street, so i has to grab tehm all ovur agan. Last wun I hads to turns it arownd 5 tymes! Finully, just carreed it all teh wae to teh laek.
Bad turtlol!
oh de horr – or
oh de horr – or
wen gud turtolos goez bad !!!!
Mai COM theenks I m krazee koz I allus, allus stop teh kar an resku teh turtlols from teh roadz!!! I m so glad I m not teh onlee wun!!!
Keep doin that COL. U r heppin teh nex generayshun of turtlols 2 B born!
“Turtlols — Teh Nex Generayshun” (sept I nevr saw dat sho — insert ur own joak heer)
Mos of teh turtlols wat found on teh road r females goin to lay thayr eggs. Savin even 1 can mayk difference to endayn– enjan— animules wat there aint so menny of no more.
We allus stops to rescue turtlols too. Glad to heer uv others doin saym ting.
I wuz werkin wun day (I werkz inna groop home fr ladeez wif mentl challinjez) en I wuz drivin teh van, taykin a ladee tu a poyntmint, en I saw a turtlol inna rode so I stopt teh van, put teh flashylitez on, en got owt en halped teh turtlol tu teh sydewalk. Ladee I wuz dryvin sed “wen u stopt I fawt ‘wutz rong wif u?’ den I seed teh turtlol. dat wuz kool!” en she telld ebrywun we saw dat day abowt teh turtlol. wuz hilyte uv teh day fr bof uv us!
Duznt luk sharp-hard-roundy enuf for colleefolwer, duznt luk crumblee enuf for caek…
*gasp* i think it beez the MASHED TATO DEVIL MOUNTIN FROM CLOWSE ENKOWNTURZ!!!!
Turturl is ALEEYUN!!! RUN!
Oh well wawk then.
Okeh, haz a littul nap furst, yu gotz time.
he is creating his own devil’s mountain so he knows where to go to meet the et’s.
he is going to have a close encounter of the turtle kind.
Diiiisss….meeeeeennnssss……summmpiiinnn……
dis ful uv d klevvur refrens to Close Encounters of the Third Kind. Sept, teh turtlols fudz luks liek cornbreds or teh yelocaek to mah aye. Stil it maeks me laff. WIN!
BEHOLD DA POWUH UV CHEEEEEZ!!!!
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R iz dat
Cake R deff?
eddie izzard ref ftw!!! full of much winz!!
Can I haz veggie plaet, plz?
I’ll taek da chikin, plz.
“Ef u eats all ur dinner, u getz dessert…”
Ah fink if liddel turtlol eatses awl dat he be havin teh tummy ake!
Or asplode, liek Mr Kreosoat.
monty python ref ftw!
*noms payprtihn piece uv chokklit*
OH NOEZ. Iz KREWEL, gibbon teh turtLOL a waffir-thin mint!
I made mahself some potatoes
then I eated ‘em.
luks liek mushey popcurnz to meh…
Turddle is havin Atkins-dieter dreem. “Mmm, mowntin uv smashed taters…”
Little lolturtle
labors lunching leftovers.
Likes large lofty lump.
FTW!!!1 Uh-litter-ay-shun adn hi-koo
Full ov teh muhch awsum
Winz!!11!
Mebbe apples not taters? Tho we had tortise who eated potato salad…nom nom nom…rite off a plate. Dis turtle haz verry cute face!
sick turdel iz sick n cannot stop barfin deez taders out.
o noes! not wunts too bee heerin bowt teh sickee turduls….:( Dat sad……
lolturtl iz eetin hiz wai outta uh avaalanch
lolturtl powwa!!
Turlol haz muncheez affer eetin phunnie plant n teh clozit.
dats u turLOL is phuniez lulz!!!1
*dats Y… doh!
Is a sothern turdul, eetin him sum cornbreds!
I can haz redeye gravy??
NOM……………NOM…………….NOM
(turtlz eet slo 2!)
nawm nawm nawm…pertaters r teh yummiie
o hai. clowed nein is tastee. u getz yer own.
Is cold potaters.
Never et hot potaters.
Not quick ’nuff.
But Iz keep tryin.
(like the zombie child said on Youtoob: “I like turtles!”)
Ah! Dat why Mick Jagger wuz yellin to get offa his clowd…dey was turtlols!
De mountain didz not com to teh turt.
Sos, the turt hadz to eatz teh mountain.
Boil ‘em! Mash ‘em! Stick ‘em in a stew!
(Teh taters…nawt teh lolturtle!)
LOTR, FTW!!11!
Wot’s taters, precious?
Lurtle stew! DO NAWT WANT!
hao abawt mok lurtle soop?
Soop of the evening, beyootiful sooop!
Soup of the evening, rich and green,
Simmering in a hot tureeen.
Who for dainties would not stoop?
Soup of the evening, beyootiful soooop.
Played Mockturtle in college and made up tune for this song. We also sang ” Will you, won’t you, will you, won’t you, would you like to dance? to Oysters. Thanks for the very very silly memories.
Mok lurtle soop ok… weel lurtle soop bad
We now enter teh 27th ower uv teh eeting kontest…
… an teh lil turtle came to a grate mowntain of potato-collieflower-buttery-cheezy-like substance, an he sayd. “I cood climb over teh mowntain, er eat my way thru.” After much thowt, turtle decided to eat himz way thru. N he lef a lil trail of turd-les behind him, for to find hiz way bak home.
Funy!
A poop joke! Bwah ha ha
2 hard to tell whut dat all iz… or whut color turdles it gonna make when he’s all doned. butt he r ONE HAPPY TURKLE to be hasing all dat fud. he gotz a nice hyooming bean to gibe him dat.
funny poo joke, jenny! much win in dat! =^..^=
No can tell what turdle is eatin. Everybody got differnt opinionz, goopy foodz, not sur what any iz. Moist glop: must be turdle is eatin Nutrisystem. Turdle will looze wait, meebee.
u culd makea mowie about it
U oes I r a terrpin rite?
Dis gonna takez lil bit.
SO STAWP STARIN!!
Is teh roode.
{{{{{BURP}}}}}
Nawt bad mannurz good f00dz!
An jess maekin rume fer moar taters!
I love this picture.
I like turtles!
I not normally tink uf turtles beein cyute, but I tinks dat is a verreh, verreh sweet widdow turtle face!
Off topeeks: mah uplowds on da submisshuns paige dunt seem 2 wurk. Evun wen I just uplowd pikchoor, not kapshun, pikchoor has goed *poof* wen I luk again!
not es pudados, not is white flwr trees, not is cormbred, not is popcorm, not is apuls, not is grits…much pleh
is smashy smushed TURNIPSTERS (with buttr)
NOM NOM NOM
We can has rumbledethumps?
Waiter, there’s a turtle in my potatoes.
Be quiet, or everyone will want one.
Day 5: I hope to never see a cloudy sky again, yet I am determined to eat my way out of this hellhole. Or is this truly Hell? I wonder sometimes. I used to say I couldn’t live without my mashed potatoes. Now, I don’t see how I ever survived a day in their presence.
That said, some gravy would be nice. Mmm, gravy.
Day 6: I drew a face on the potato pile.
WILSONNNNNN!!!
Day 7: Wilson seems to have acquired a friend. I don’t believe I like this friend, though I fear devouring him. Something about the way he talks down to everyone and everything makes me both fear for my life and feel as though there is indeed a way out of this. He is no faster than I, thanks to his walking stick, though he says the stick’s “bitchin’ flames” make him look like he’s “going really fast.”
Miss mah Wilson.
(What? It’s a crossover.)
OMGZ! Has ennywun herd ub teh turdul an teh hippoh named Owen and Mzee? Dey bee reel life frens in a book.
I did not noe dat book wuz for childrun, an I bot it fur Valentinez day fur mah daddee. It bee verreh sweet an he like it.
A turdul an a hippoh….BFF! <3
Yesh, I noes bout teh turtle what dopted teh orphans hippo. Is too full of kuteness for wordz.
Tortoise like typing detected……..
Remember to suppliment your turtle’s vitamin A!
zomg – happyest. turtlol. eber. i lurvs bof turtlols and taterz… dis lolpic ar teh jeenyus!
i can has turtlol envy? mmm, tay-toez… butter… salt… *inarticulate drool*
How can sumthing dis unsnorgleable be full of so much kyootness?!
i tink it’s teh bigg widez-openz mawth … dats whut i lik, anywho … i wants me sum ov dem taters!! nao!!!
Who say taters be unsnorgleable? Tee hee hee. I snorgled my taters at lunch, but then again I am on some gooooood cough meds.
Cassiopeia rewards herself after winning another spelling contest.
(HA! Obscure references FTW!)
mmmm. nom nom nom. i tink the turtlee to be eatingz deh polenta, yes? duz the turtleez likes deh polenta, duz anyonez to be knowing?
TINY TURTLE IS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINY!
teenij mewtunt ninjar turtul hz lawst teh peeza deleevry menew. Hazta mek du wit taters.
Iona’s tortoise! NOMNOM
I hope those aren’t really potatoes — potatoes have oxalates that bind calcium and can hurt the growth of turtle/tortoise shells
Wow, Julie….I never heard that before. Of course until a couple of weeks ago I didn’t know grapes and raisins were potentially lethal to cats and dogs, either! Thanks for the info….I learn something new here all the time!
Dat is so true….I lern gud stuffs, too…
Onliest solushun to whut-turtlol-iz eeting enighma: make sum of eech and look at them reeeeeely close.
No, wayt — I jus got mashed taters in mah eye.
Better idee: put sum of eech in frunt of a turtlol and see which he runs to.
No, wayt…
READ YOUR BIBLOL!
And why beholdest u teh collyflours that r in ur brudder’s eye, but considerest not teh mashed taters that r in ur own eye?
Akshully, its hard to behold ennything wif mashed taters in yr eye.
Differunt from, “I wuz keepen mah eie on those mashed taters”…
That zaktly teh point that Maffew was making in his gosplol.
no no.. it’s thou shalt not covet thy lurtles taters…. the book of spud 12:34
There’s also OMGenesis, where Loladam and Loleve eeted of the forbidden side dish and was thrown out of the Lolive Garden of Eden.
I eeted teh enighma wunce…not so grate, akshuly…..needed more spicez!
Iz hope teh turtlz haz bin smokin sum gud herb if hez goin tu wurk hez wai thru awl dat.
Dis lil bundle of shell has reminded me of my own little shellbundle! Full of snorgles and luffs he is, vary vary vary small an cyoot, six monfs old! 8D No moar than one and half inch!
His fav’rit be not taters but karrits and korms!
Yum yum!
Potahtow Mowntan, Charleee! I wants a potahtow mowntan 2 eets naow…dumb lolturdle getz all da luck…
Gross.
funny!!!! i luv turtles
I purrfur teh caphsun “I will start atkinz,… TOMORROU!”
i had a turtlol like dat wun, she liekd de termaters der most
i think that this picture is soooooooooooooo funny!!!!!!!! im 9 and i think that this site ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lolz