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Akshully, not understand this wun.
I can has funny?
BFF = best friend forever, but no unnerstanz “IDK”. Halp!
IDK = I don’t know
me neethr
is frum comershul fur sellfones. old lady defense herseff when kweshion of who she texts so berry mutch. “idk my bff Jill”
akstually, the lil girl sez “idk my bff jill”, the old lady sez “idk my bff rose”. i loled.
Ah…fank u! Apparuntly Iz out of touch wif pop culture. No watch commercials, dunno who iz anybuddy on BillBoard Top 10 Album chart…exskuse me, I goes to put in my denturez nao and chase damm kids offa my lawn
Dunny
are doz denturez dusty ???
srry….couldn’t halp mahself !!
pleh… nobody on billboard iz any good imo. all sound same 2 me, iz not so gud. u iz not missing much if u iz out of touch. an y wud sumwun want 2 watch commercials? unless iz super bowl commercialz… they iz funnee. if i not like teh teams, i watch 4 commercials.
Sum of teh normul comershuls iz funneh 2 nao. Teh supurr bowl iz teh bestest tho, iz truez.
Phunnee how wun dai u r all yung an hip an nex dai u waik up an hav turnd intu ur parints. Teh kidz luk ridikulus in doze pants! Tehy needz tu cut tehy hare! Teh muzik all doof doof doof an cannut heer teh wurdz, mustv tuk faiv minnits tu rite…..
ZOMG Luke I am MY father…
iz thinkin if we spended moar tyme wachhing tv, and lest on teh puter,…….
iz kitteh frum kommercial for txt textmessij plan!
(idk = i dun noe.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nIUcRJX9-o
kommercial bleh, kitteh SUPER cute!
IDK means I don´t know
IDK= I Dont Know
Can has refrenz to Sing…Cing…celphon comershul. Mommee akses gurl bout txt messges…gurl can use teh txtspeek.
dis kum from sel foan kommershall. yung grrl txts so much, she onlee speekz in akronims
ah, ok, we don’t get that commercial in Canuckistan. That explains it.
Or mebbe we do and I just don’t watch TV enough.
Canukistan??
Canada.
I thought mebbe– but then I thought somewhere between Pakistan and Canada? lol
We must defend Mother Canuckistan! To arms, brothers and sisters!
(some talk show dumbdit once used this as a slur, but we like to use is to spite him)
Yu sownds lik Don Cherry
It was teh stoopy Pat Boocannon, sed we wuz Soviet Canukistan, of corse we all laffed and laffed and imediately started callen ourselvez Soviet Canukistan.
We gets this ad here too … don’t know if it iz on teh American cable channelz tho. (CNN mebbe?)
Incidentally, we do get that commercial here in Canuckistan, long’s you got a feed to US networks (it plays on A&E, for instance).
I just don’t watch enuf TV then… probably a good thing!
Canuckistan! I loves it! Happy Tanksgiffing, eh?
yes, it were eggsellent turkey day! I have seen this comershul on hamburger-a-go-go-land (teh USA) chanulz on teh cabel teebee…iz too erly for leftover punkin pie?
oh yess, wee gets it hear in BC- wuz onn menny tymez wen Canadyun Idoll wuz on. Teh wun wiff teh yung girl wuz firsst, kwite phunnee 2 me az remynds mee uv teenadge kuzins woo texxt. Nao, teh add haz teh gramma- berry phunnee fashell xpreshuns.
Canuckistan, FTW!! I beez goin’ dere next week.
Canuckistan v funny. i now lives in PA n mai fren frum teh Merry land (ware i frum originally)lafs n calls us pennsyltuky-anz. Mai fren n i used to lived neer Ocean City, ware lots of teh toorists go frum all over… n we also heerd ppl call other merry landers, hoo came frum other part of merry land, Balti-morons.
(hopes nowun frum pa or ky or balti moor is offfendid.)
Cell phone ad on TV where Mom & teen daughter are “discussing” the texting part of the phone bill. They speak in “TextSpeak”. Mom wants to know who daughter is texting so much. Daughter replies “IDK my BFF Jill?” If you see the ad, this pic will be funny. If not ….
NEway kitteh luks lyk Manfred. Sillee kitteh, u no habs tyme to textmessj. It’s apter brekfis naptyme!
I tried to post you a YouTube link but the computer ated it.
Just go to YouTube and do a search for “bff Jill”. The cell phone company that did it was Cingular, so that will help narrow it down. They have a new one where the grandma says the bff line…replacing Jill with Rose.
OMG TSNF!!!
taht wuznt a komplymint
IDK my BFF jill
celular commercial ^^
Rachel are you perchance from Cyberia? lol
i is cyberian tyger. go ‘way or i eats you.
well my goodness! Such a fiesty lil tigger
nom nom nom!
HEY, HEY. HEY! SCAT!!! BAD KITTEH! U git thoz pointee liddle fangz awai frum mai bff Gayla. I has a beeg stick AND a gentle (butt stern) lekshure!!!
There!
OK Gayla. Is OK now.
u cracked me up Janet
) Missed you yesterday!
Well, whut r bffs fur, enyway!
I haetz it when I has to miss a lot – so much going awn and I’m nawt tehre to participait. And sumtiems it’s Barney’s fawlt. I cn reed, sort of – but he’s lyin rite whar teh keybord shud be, so I can’t reelee rite. And I can’t moov him – he be too happy in taht spot. It’s gettin wurse, tho. Evertiem I sits down at the pyooter, unless he’s upstairz nappin, he cums running. Lieks teh cuddles!
I hoap u are all recovered frum teh National Trajedy. We wuz awl feelin ur payne!
I iz recovered — mai Tree— not so much
He still very upset.
and den teh mum tryz 2 ansser in txt- failz!
Ackshully, in noo commershal, it’s grandmeh dat sez dat… even moar funnies!
Granma in noo commershal sez “IDK, my BFF Rose”… always maeks me laf.
me tu. i haets cumershals plenny allot but teh gramma oh sheez maekin me gigglzol
Kitteh no care about cell phone ‘mercial, too buzy on fone fer 15 minutes wib GEICO sabin a bunch ob monees on mai kar insurancee!
Txtspeek iz no az gud az LOLspeek. I’z iz tawkz n teh LOLspeek. beddah dan teh txtspeek, wich mah sisser tawk n.
LOLspeek drifes teh speellchekkr n teh FyrFawkz CARAZAY. speelchek sez HALP!1!11! DO NOT WANT LOLspeek. PLZ stop KTHXBAI!!1!1!11 (akshully sez “Please help me. I would appreciate it if you would type correctly instead of intentionally misspelling for the sake of humor. I do not like this so-called ‘LOLSpeak’ that you insist on constantly using. Thank you. Goodbye.”) 2 bad. DO WANT, so i can haz LOLspeek. thxbai.
It’s from a verizon commercial. An old lady is texting, and the dad wants to know who is spending so much money on texting services, and the lady says “IDK, my BFF Jill?”
It’s from a cell phone commercial. Not sure which one, but it was promoting unlimited texting to your friends. Mom was the only one talking normally.
wiz zet kinda cute face kitteh need videophone
mine!
what’s yours is mine.
what’s mine is mine.
if it’s even remotely interesting, it’s mine.
if you look at it for 5 seconds it’s mine.
if i think you are looking at it, it’s mine.
the world is mine.
er, the dog – he’s yours.
LOL! FTW!!!!1!!!!
This is so troo. Everything in da house belong to teh kittehs. Sometimes dey r eben nice enuff to shares.
Eben hyoomuns belong to teh kittehs!
resmember – goggies hab owners, kittehs hab staff
Someone at CO said there are two kinds of cats: spoiled and homeless. I like dat.
don like teh homeless part – tink all ub em shud be spoilzd
Mai neece, tree yrs ole, noze taht if tings r “mommy’s” tehn she muss not tuch. Wun taim I tehr an she wuz like takin inbentry – purse, mommy’s. toy, susie’s. ornymints, mommy’s. buk, susie’s. She went rown teh hole rum an eberytin was mommy’s or susie’s. Tehn she cam to TV remowt ctrl an sed “Daddy’s”. Firs, an onlee, ting he gotz.
Mai sistur an me laff til we cries.
dis haz much awsum…ur neece b teh smartz. Win!1!
Dat reemahkubl persc–pehr–nohtisin of tings for tree yr ol. Vurry funee and ful uf da win!
Teh blackberry duz not taist like blackbries. WTF?
noez, taezt lyk snozzberry.
wonka ref 4 da win!!1!
Mmmm… Snozzberries…. *Purrr*
noooooo… snozzburree tayst liek snozzburree. ev’buddy kno dat.
“Who are you texting 1000 times a month?!”
idk my bff happycat?
lol happy cat ref ftw.
Kitteh’s 5:
Happycat
Ceiling Cat
Lolrus
Oranj Poysin Hotline
Monorail Cat Schedules
lol! uz b amoozin meh!
kitteh sew dissd longkitteh.
no, kitteh cudent desyd btween Longcat en Tacgnol…wuz onlee wun spayc left en not fayr tu put in wun en not uvver. Monorail Cat Skedjoolz it iz!
I has an ansur for dat: Is cuz u nevur need Longkitteh’s numbur, becuz he is allwaes rite tehre, strechin all ovur teh wurld.
onoez. Lolcat nao zpeekingz teh textmessij? whut iz werld kom to? Dat be teh hard to unnerstan, I wud bets yu.
PLZ! Wont sumwun ramembur da poor lol-vowilz!!
txtcat wuld txt more, but he no has thums.
ktth lk txtng dtctd!
bgo
rl rlz r kdd rlz?
dz rlz rl.
dz rlz sk.
dz rlz rl!
DZ RLZ SK!!
…if you understand any of this, it’s likely you spend too much riggadam’ time on the internet.
(ya — i noes)
(pilgrum)
omg rlz.
batons – i donut want them
ifone bettar, gimme them
i jus liek hows “Bill Lolgates” be wantin teh Apul iFone so bad.
Hubbee waytin pashuntlee to upgrayd to Mogul fone. R fones r 3 yeers old, an R ok, wurk fine, but hubbee likes Mogul. Xmas komming!
I iz tinkin dose comurshuls r da pleh, but dis kitteh is awdorubl.
Totulee ugreez wif u, but kuhmershul wud be meelyun taiymz bettur if wuz awl kitteh kast.
Dat tru–ebryting bettah wif kittehs!
On anudder note, dis kitteh luk a bit like mai Pepper who went ober da Raynbo Bridj almos ten years ago. Cept Pepper had more whyte on muzzle an noz, an also wuz hafin da kyutes dark smudg rite in da middl of her noz. I misses hur.
Isn’t it great — to see a cute picture that reminds you of a loved kitteh? Brings back a loving memory — even for a moment.
Ty for making me squee with muchiness
)
Oh, diva – dis also luks liek mai swiet Mitzi. She wuz 21 wen she went ober teh Bridj about 2 1/2 yrs ago. She lieked to sleep in the cruk of mai arm. She wuz very prettee, liek teh kitteh abov, and very daintee, with tiny liddle pawz. I misses hur, too. I hoap she and Pepper a perhapz playin together and tellin each other how much tehy misses us!
idk, my bff Jill?
There’s a new one w/ gramma sayin “idk mai bff rose?”
Iz no wei dis eensy-weensy keybrd was made for dese paws!!! Cant evun do reglaaur cat-like typing!!!
QA kitteh no appruv – pleh
4 teh axl txt fnny chk ths (file under schadenfreude)
http://www.defamer.com.au/2007/09/shane_warne_caught_out_cheatin.html
“HAY BEWDIFL I TALKN 2MA KIDZ LOL UR BACKDOR OPEN?? MI COK MISUS U LOL TLK SOON SHANEXXXX”
“SHANE UR MSG DUN MAYK SENS IM IN DA KITCHN WIT U RITE NOW WTF I DON GEDDIT WAIT!!! HANGON DAT MSG NOT MENT 4ME??? I H8 U :’( ”
LOL at teh stoopy.
Bwah! Teh srs stoopy.
How weerd! I saw dat picshur uff Shane an tot he was Harrysun Ford!!!
(Oh, noes…sum peeples r gonna haf too luk up teh wurd schadenfreude…USE GOOGLE FOR YOUR QUESTIONS, PEOPLE…IT SAVES TIME)
/falls off sope bocks and spranes ankul
*rushes to Kathleen’s side with ace bandage*
aw…dat gabe a warm fuzzy
irregular kat like typing detected.
wu? bffjanet n teho syl
Kittehz doan needz 2
Textz. Deyz kommoonikayte froo
t3h tellepppathee
Pawz 2 beeg 4 t3h
tynee keez. Kitteh no lykez
dis sityooayshun
Kitteh woodz rathurr
“Meeowww!”. Much moar dirrekkt andz
upsetz herz Hewminz
Jack.
Kitteh be “old school” that way: UP PERSONAL N IN YER FACE!
snorgles and purr un-textmessageable!
hahaha great commercial to pay homage to! hadn’t heard “M.Y.O.B.” since middle school! “and grandma you should know better!”
I figger this is room service…when i pat it you come running….
Mamakitteh say: uz uzez 1 mor minute and textin your BFF dat Uz seez all dai, I sendz u out to getz a job to pai 4 da xtra minutes. DBTBIYDLI, brat. ISF!
HAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!! That commercial makes me crack up and this is even funnier!!!
and then there was…
“Grandma, who could you possibly be texting?!”
“IDK my BFF Rose.”
i actually love this commercial – its the granny that says “idk my bff rose”.
(sends frend rekwest 2 keyoot kitteh)
I cans haz bffkitteh?
Kathleen, wai u bee on stoopy compyooter so much?
IDK, ICHC?
I keep presin de buttonz
But I no gets cheezburgers? Y?
I fink dis broekded.
wha?! U wan meh call for cheezbrgr on mai phone?! orz TISNF!
As a Jill, me grately luvs dis lolcat 2day. Much moar than me luvs commershul.
hai bffj wub?
This is the funniest lolcat I’ve seen in a while. Much LOL IRL.
LOL he’sconnected
I actually LOL’d because this commercial was on at the same time I was looking at this picture
I haaaaet those comurshuls DO NOT WANT. Pleh. Pleh.
i luv ur cellphone it is just like mine and i am only 10 years old.
OMG! Dis cat looks lyke my cat Bubbles!
tis funnyXd sum dont git et but i dos
I was shocked to see this picture…it looks just like my cat, who’s name happens to be Jill.
HAHAHA! EPIC WIN! ^_^
TEH COMMERSHAL!!!
IS HERE!!! V V V
this is to good to be true cant take my eyes off this cause its in my mix lolz i make funny like you tehe
lol call me cat
hehe i luv dat commercial cuz dats wat i sound lik i txt 2 much XD
hahahaha this is so FUNNY
I can haz jill, den cheezburgar.
kitty is texting… wow this shows what phones do to us, and our pets
ROFL! especially funny kuz the girl goes to my school.