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I no had kewt windo like that when I wuz a tellur.
Betcha wished u did, tho!
Congratumalashuns on furst comment, lcb.
(I lieks dis noo custom of congratulamatin teh furst commenter. Is nice an frendly, and beets havin dem congratulamate demzownselfs.)
I dids wish it. When stoopy peepls got all uppity and yelly when I axed them for identificashun (“Don’t u knows how many monnies i has in this bank? How dare u not knows who i is!”) or were just generally being pleh it wudda been teh nice to have comfy hidey-hole wif cullerful piping to disappear into. Luckily, I no has to deal wif stoopy bank custummers anymoar.
Thx for the congratumalashuns! Is nicer than being all prowd of urself but not saying anything else. Also avoids embarrissment if u shouts teh f-werd becaus u thinks u is teh f-werd but u is rong.
Pssst, hey, wanna buy some katnip?
Ack, wanted that as a new comment
butt is good heer, two. :c)
How clebber and cyute! Nebber tot ub dat wun!
Pssst – found hyoomins cheezburgers stashes
Congratumalashuns on teh obveeus, an ALSO on not habbin too deel wit teh hateful uppitees anymorez. Doez peeple needz a big paw upside teh hed. I felt sad wen ah red bout u wantin a hidey hole.
Peepul can bee such pleh.
Thx x 2, Kathleen! U is nice to be sadz on mah beehaff but that wuz long time ago. Still, I no has much yuse foar peepls who treet serviss peepls badly just to make themselfs feelz impoortant.
Yeth. Too awftin I gitz peeps be finkin cuz i makes pizza an wearz teh apr0n i automatikly stoopy. Well, I NAWT!!!
M0st peeps vary nice tho….
Melissa, maybe if u weared ur apron so it cuvvers ur front insead of ur back, they no think u is stoopy!
I make joke. If u makes pizza then u is ottomaticly good peepls. I can has extra anchovees?
seed berri stoopid peep @ posted offiss odder dai. Himz wantd sumsinng dat reqwired piktur eye dee. Himz exkusce furr haben nun waz dat hee wuz borrned inn quebeck. Laik- nawt mai fott mann, I bornde inna plaiss wer ebrybuddy iz calld anoneemouse!
Tee hee
*covers mouf*
zomg!!! did I werks wif u? r u mah bff jill?
lolz yeah makes me and my kitteh mad when ppl post just to say a stupid “furzt post!!!11!!2!@!!!!elevnzys!!one!!”
neber did I!!!! fiv yeers wuz tellur, no kewt windo!!
How sads. We hads marbel cownters, but even on hot days when air condishuner no werk they no let u sit on cownter to cool ur harbls. Banks is stuffy, stoopy places to werk.
Crul and unusul! Shud be aginst de lawz!
n ther bored members are…. bored (n boring)
I wented 4 job @ bank 1ce, and dehy sez “coz U R mail, U muzt hazj aket & tiy, but we not makez femails haz drezz cod.! I can haz sexist attitude?
But paws, they diddent said u hads to ware pants!
We wimmens hads dress coad too. Hadta ware teh pantyhoses wif dresses, pleh. No bear legs aloud plz. Also no sneekers or other shoos that wuz comfy. Was moar important how u looked than how comfortable u was when u was on ur feets all day.
i wuld like cheezburger wit extra snorggles to go plzkthnx.
U sneek me into moviez? kitteh forgt wollut at home.
Dem kittehs, dey iz AWAYZ furgittin dey wolluts. “Mommeh, I needs a gum, kin u buy it 4 meh?” “Mommeh, I want dat rinestoan kollar, kin u buy it 4 meh?” “Mommeh, I jus drank 6 rownds uv marnagreetas, kin u pay teh bartendur?”
mah dissfunkshunall famblee, let mee show u it!
/j/k, BonzoGal!
Dis comment maid me laff out loud! I can jus pikcher dem kittehs sayin all dat!
I sneeks u into PG-rated movie, but not R-rated. Kitteh does not need to be exposed to dat kind of fing. Hmmphh.
Ok, kitteh. I sneeks u in one moar time. But this time, when big MGM kitteh roar at beginning of moovie, doez u promiss u won’t yell “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!”? kthx.
Lolz!
lolz, dis Wolf is doeeng dat nex taim.
Kin I giv dis comment 10 cheezburgers plz?
AN see hou manee peeps repliez “No. Watez. Iz okei; I kan taek him1″
sorre, u knt take owtsaiyd fud and dreenk into teh thaetre. kitteh mus be konsumedowtsayd.
Wut? But kitteh r not taystee or nootrishus!!
Dey nevar seez meh in heerz!
“We Growches never sai thnx – state yer name an beat it!”
heart oscar
SCRAM
Mah wunnerfull hidee hole, let me show u it!
No stoopy goggies allowed in Teh Kitteh Klubhows!
Ceiling Cat nevr ketcz me in heer!
butt seeleeng cat noz wut yer doin in dair
Kitteh no werks 4 u 2day, go homme. Iz holidae. Not Caturday, but Clumbus Dai. Bank iz cloesd.
O noes!!1! Maybe kitteh no werk at bank. Maybe kitteh is catburgular. He steels all teh monnies and all teh pens to play wif. Headline in tomorrow’s noospapur: The Clumbus Day Catburgular Strikes Again!
Um, no relation. I donut knows this kitteh. U no interrogate me plz.
a-hem. nao iz notic teh simalerity betwen yur names. tel me. ar yu sur that this isnot a relitive of yurs? a fur distan cosin? a long lost ant? or maybee yur ex-kitteh??? nao be onest an cooprate, an i gets yu a cheezburger an a lawyer. but if yu not cooprate, yu no can has cheezburger. onli the lawyer.
U no canz proov anything! I telled u alreddy: I donut knoes this kitteh! U may not knoes this but “Catuburglar” is verry common name in this nayberhood. Not only that, is not mah reel name! It was changed by immagrashun peepls when mah grate-grate-grandkittehs landed at Ellolis Island. Fambly name usedta be “Jooltheef”. Onnest.
There. I cooprated. Whare r cheezburger dammit?
you has handsome uncle named john robie, perchance?
No I doesn’t and u leeve Unlce John out of this. Whoops. (covers mouf wif paws)
Halp! I need a legal professional!
wait, didnt your uncle change his name to burns?
mr. hughson might know some one.
I toald u. I doesn’t has a Uncle John and he wasn’t involved in this. Besides I diddn’t see that moovie. I started to watch it but I left becaws there was a sneeked-in kitteh in teh theater who kept yelling “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!”
ROFLMAO!!!1!
Hey! Dat was me! Hoo dis Natsume imposter? Dat’s not-sa me.
I haz a lawyer fur u. Richard Simmunz, ESQ. He wurk for peenuts.
I heered of him. He mades video, didn’t he? “Litigating to teh Oldies”?
ROFLMAOPIP!!!!1! U guis has meh laffin so hards, ai’z glad ai no habs teh koffee to splert!!
Wat MM sed!! Too funnie!!!
I LOLed so hard I coffed! Catburglar fambly naym wuz Jooltheef…hahahahahhahahahahaOW!
BINGO!! 5 bingo ref in tdis trhed>
Teho – Kiddie rools or reg roolz? I still nawt shur how we are playin.
I can has automatic ATM machine?
gaaaah!!! y u do this to teh languidge??? (omg, wtf am i talkin abot?)
Oh, teh I-RO-KNEE!!! LOL!
(I noes much peepuls on tis site bee vereh smart and clebber and pullin much legs…)
yase, i has whut i liks to cal 3/4 of an inglish degre. an was an onors studen. but one fun ting abot this site is i can just be whiskers an has all mai ichc frens.
Dis der BESTIST coment evah!
Wud it bee n ortermatick tellerin ATM masheen?
I pot in ma kard, but ah dun git no kittehs…. onlee deez flat paypur tingies…. sigh…
psst…u can buys kittehs wif teh plat paypur tingies.
An U kan bii cheezbrgrz wit dehm 2.
You not worry, these paypers, I can taek care of dem for u.
Posibly wun of dem tellerin’ automatic ATM machines. Ai culd not say.
Is grate mistry.
I allus thot ATM ment Alla-Time-Munny.
Wud need tu be Alla-Time-Munny-Unless-Itz-Rainin-Or-Iz-Caturday-Or-Bank-Hollidai-Or-Q-In-Bank-Iz-Free-Mayls-Lon-Or-Iz-Tree-In-Teh-Mawnin.
ATMUIROICOBHOQIBIFMLOITITM nawt sew catchee.
up paw-o-scope. search for doggies.
aye-aye captain.
doggie at 2 oclock!
dive! dive! dive!
catcha just hear the klaxons!
o noes.. dis alwais happen 2 me.. mai turn, teller closed
Yesturdai was mai turn, dey sed I be at rong tellur. I getted vereh angrie, yellud at tellur, and gotz 12 squids discownt on bankur’s draft. Go me!
Why doez this alwaays hapen to me?!!!!!!!!
Iz mah brake tyme.
kthnksbye
DIS MAH BAWMB SHELLYTUR!!!!
NOOOO ROOOMZ FOAR U!!!
*shut*
Didz u see teh Happee Dayz episoad uf dat? Much sad and aggruvashun…
Now dat’s one epins0de i dunnat ‘member. I will be doin much skweezin of mah hed to tri to member dis.
I shure I seez…I r TV luuuver sinse waaaay bak!
well since at leest 1968 or so….I’z shure momma dinnit pl0p me doawn inna froant of tooo erlee!
i aleaddy tellz u berry naice
so plz to be moveen on noaw
(no can count de monnies wiffowt mah nap)
Tym fur mai napbrayk! Napz iz improtint!
“It’s DEE- MOW-NAY, Count Dee-Mow-Nay…not du monnies”
Mel Brooks FTW! Lurvz Histree ov teh Wurl Pt I
Teh Inkwisishun! (Wut a sho!)
Teh Inkwisishun! (Heer we go!)
We noes ur wishin dat we go way
But teh Inkwisishunz heer
an its heer to stay!
Ai lubz kwik-tyme-harch!
Bring in da nuns!
Arte Johnson cat saiz, “Verrrrry interesting…..but stoopy!”
LOL, Laff In FTW!!!!
Sawk it 2 me?
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I seen Arte Jonsun in Cabaray wunc, wuz vereee neet!
….sigh…nobuddee gotted mai Harvee Korman/Blazin’ Saddles ref…..oh well…..
oops, wuz Histree of teh Wurld part II, not teh Blazin Saddles….I can has edit????
I can halps u
Ekschanj ur penney rols fer cheezburger
Portable Kitteh
comes with handy carry case.
Order yours today.
ai orders tree of dem!!!! An maibee anoder for mai b/f!
Iz how to smuggle kitteh into fncy hotl wifout dem no-ing. We did dis once, but kitteh tu noysee, dey find out, kick us out. Nao many hotls nice, peeps wif kittehs-DO WANT
Oscar da Cat Ax…
Where R Slinky?
I has discovered a hole in the space time continuiu… the space time continuineu… the space time continueseuuu…
oh scr3w it. just take me to your cheezburger.
I can haz jellybabeez?
Latest Dr Who no liek jellybabeez, methinks.
Tom Baker *is* the Doctor. Accept no imitations. (Although the new guy *is* pretty good.)
NAOW!!!!! Jon Pertwee *iz* Teh Doktur.
(but new guy bery kewt tu….)
Sumwun woak Kitteh
frum herz cumfutabill Napz.
Dayr mayz Bz bluddshed
Tuukz a lawng tyme 4
Kitteh 2 fynd dis playse. Now
itz kuvvurr iz bloand
Needz 2 fynd a noo
playse. Mebbee yuze Prittee Wun’z
emptee Shoo Bawkses
Jack.
If aneebodee aks u, u not seed meh, k?
Heeeeeeere’s Johnny!
*scream*
For hate’z sake i spit mai last breth at thee, yee damned whale.
dis mai first lolcat! i’z very hapie! been tryin…i be keepin dis kitteh for long wile.
very congratchulashuns kliki! dis pic iz full ob da awsum!
vary good job!
klikikat–iz dat lyke wen mah kitteh seez a squirlol owtsyde en she goez me-ack-ack-ack? if not, stil iz a ketchy naym!
Iz Mundayne gown, yet???
Afghani kitteh
cuverz natnl gegrafic
wif hawnting green eyz
Then 10 yeers laytur
fotografur goze agin
To find da saym gurl….
I poasted link to updated picshur of that green-eyed gerl last night but it got eeted or else teh URL got held up in Customs. Anyways, if u Google “national geographic green eyes”, teh first link gives you then and now shots. Title is “A Life Revealed @ nationalgeographic dot com”
Ya, I bot dat ishoo uv NG, wuz so amayzeeng! She ok at dat tiem, a fyoo yeers ago, had 2 kids, livvin in a refyoojee camp but still alyve, hubby alyve, kids alyve….
A storee dat stayz in da mind….
No bankee kitteh, DMV kitteh, always on break whenz u get to window. Kitteh, just needs new tags, pleeeze halp me!
r u membr ov dutch ovn clubs?
mek passing wrds plskthx
passing wrd b “PPFFFTTT!!”
I’m in ur bakpak…..floofin up ur wurkowt geer.
It Eated me!
Okay. I posted a comment, and now it’s gone. WTF?
Haahhhhhh…
Okay, I just got name-swiped again. “Kag” my asz, that was me, and WordPress once again switched my name. WTF! WTFFFFF!!!!!!
Die already….
It’s doing that to me as well- I have to carefully check now to see that I’m posting as me… lord knows who has posted under my name. Yikes.
Oh hai..calls me when teh cheezbrgrs redy- kthxbai.
Every teller window should have kewt animal in it. Make tranzactionz much more enjoible!
At mah sisturs bank the drive-thru teller has goggie treets to giv for peeps whu come by wif their goggies in teh car. Mah sistur will nevur chanj banks!
ok ai maded dpawsit…nao ware mah cheezburger? Or mah lol-lee?
Ai remmber bak wen ai wuz leetel fellr lokal baynk giveded owt Dum-Dum lol-leez 2 teh mommeez n daddeez 2 giv 2 teh kiddeez n teh dryvthru. Baynk granpap went 2 giveded owt teh reglar lol-leez wen ai went wit him indoorz. Dem lol-leez wuz teh pleh. Dey also can has teh chiclet gum 4 pennee a peece. Much nom-nom-noms wen ai wuz leetl fellr.
As far as ai noes…baynks dont givez owt teh lol-leez nemorz. I miss mah lol-leez.
Mai bankee still has baskeet of dum-dums on counter, in 2007 (yah), also teller haz box of milk-bones for goggies. Small bank, small town
Ai did goes 2 a baynk dat can had a big clay flowr pawt wit teh milkbonz 4 teh goggies. Had pikchurs of bonz payntd on eet, wit goggie-ish wurdz. Was teh funneh.
Therz an infrastrucshur the averij kitizen never dreems of, keepin us all safe from teh forses of eeeevul…Undercover kitteh is off in pursoot of moles.