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I no had kewt windo like that when I wuz a tellur.
Betcha wished u did, tho!
Congratumalashuns on furst comment, lcb.
(I lieks dis noo custom of congratulamatin teh furst commenter. Is nice an frendly, and beets havin dem congratulamate demzownselfs.)
I dids wish it. When stoopy peepls got all uppity and yelly when I axed them for identificashun (”Don’t u knows how many monnies i has in this bank? How dare u not knows who i is!”) or were just generally being pleh it wudda been teh nice to have comfy hidey-hole wif cullerful piping to disappear into. Luckily, I no has to deal wif stoopy bank custummers anymoar.
Thx for the congratumalashuns! Is nicer than being all prowd of urself but not saying anything else. Also avoids embarrissment if u shouts teh f-werd becaus u thinks u is teh f-werd but u is rong.
Pssst, hey, wanna buy some katnip?
Ack, wanted that as a new comment
butt is good heer, two. :c)
How clebber and cyute! Nebber tot ub dat wun!
Pssst - found hyoomins cheezburgers stashes
Congratumalashuns on teh obveeus, an ALSO on not habbin too deel wit teh hateful uppitees anymorez. Doez peeple needz a big paw upside teh hed. I felt sad wen ah red bout u wantin a hidey hole.
Peepul can bee such pleh.
Thx x 2, Kathleen! U is nice to be sadz on mah beehaff but that wuz long time ago. Still, I no has much yuse foar peepls who treet serviss peepls badly just to make themselfs feelz impoortant.
Yeth. Too awftin I gitz peeps be finkin cuz i makes pizza an wearz teh apr0n i automatikly stoopy. Well, I NAWT!!!
M0st peeps vary nice tho….
Melissa, maybe if u weared ur apron so it cuvvers ur front insead of ur back, they no think u is stoopy!
I make joke. If u makes pizza then u is ottomaticly good peepls. I can has extra anchovees?
seed berri stoopid peep @ posted offiss odder dai. Himz wantd sumsinng dat reqwired piktur eye dee. Himz exkusce furr haben nun waz dat hee wuz borrned inn quebeck. Laik- nawt mai fott mann, I bornde inna plaiss wer ebrybuddy iz calld anoneemouse!
Tee hee
*covers mouf*
zomg!!! did I werks wif u? r u mah bff jill?
lolz yeah makes me and my kitteh mad when ppl post just to say a stupid “furzt post!!!11!!2!@!!!!elevnzys!!one!!”
neber did I!!!! fiv yeers wuz tellur, no kewt windo!!
How sads. We hads marbel cownters, but even on hot days when air condishuner no werk they no let u sit on cownter to cool ur harbls. Banks is stuffy, stoopy places to werk.
Crul and unusul! Shud be aginst de lawz!
n ther bored members are…. bored (n boring)
I wented 4 job @ bank 1ce, and dehy sez “coz U R mail, U muzt hazj aket & tiy, but we not makez femails haz drezz cod.! I can haz sexist attitude?
But paws, they diddent said u hads to ware pants!
We wimmens hads dress coad too. Hadta ware teh pantyhoses wif dresses, pleh. No bear legs aloud plz. Also no sneekers or other shoos that wuz comfy. Was moar important how u looked than how comfortable u was when u was on ur feets all day.
i wuld like cheezburger wit extra snorggles to go plzkthnx.
U sneek me into moviez? kitteh forgt wollut at home.
Dem kittehs, dey iz AWAYZ furgittin dey wolluts. “Mommeh, I needs a gum, kin u buy it 4 meh?” “Mommeh, I want dat rinestoan kollar, kin u buy it 4 meh?” “Mommeh, I jus drank 6 rownds uv marnagreetas, kin u pay teh bartendur?”
mah dissfunkshunall famblee, let mee show u it!
/j/k, BonzoGal!
Dis comment maid me laff out loud! I can jus pikcher dem kittehs sayin all dat!
I sneeks u into PG-rated movie, but not R-rated. Kitteh does not need to be exposed to dat kind of fing. Hmmphh.
Ok, kitteh. I sneeks u in one moar time. But this time, when big MGM kitteh roar at beginning of moovie, doez u promiss u won’t yell “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!”? kthx.
Lolz!
lolz, dis Wolf is doeeng dat nex taim.
Kin I giv dis comment 10 cheezburgers plz?
AN see hou manee peeps repliez “No. Watez. Iz okei; I kan taek him1″
sorre, u knt take owtsaiyd fud and dreenk into teh thaetre. kitteh mus be konsumedowtsayd.
Wut? But kitteh r not taystee or nootrishus!!
Dey nevar seez meh in heerz!
“We Growches never sai thnx - state yer name an beat it!”
heart oscar
SCRAM
Mah wunnerfull hidee hole, let me show u it!
No stoopy goggies allowed in Teh Kitteh Klubhows!
Ceiling Cat nevr ketcz me in heer!
butt seeleeng cat noz wut yer doin in dair
Kitteh no werks 4 u 2day, go homme. Iz holidae. Not Caturday, but Clumbus Dai. Bank iz cloesd.
O noes!!1! Maybe kitteh no werk at bank. Maybe kitteh is catburgular. He steels all teh monnies and all teh pens to play wif. Headline in tomorrow’s noospapur: The Clumbus Day Catburgular Strikes Again!
Um, no relation. I donut knows this kitteh. U no interrogate me plz.
a-hem. nao iz notic teh simalerity betwen yur names. tel me. ar yu sur that this isnot a relitive of yurs? a fur distan cosin? a long lost ant? or maybee yur ex-kitteh??? nao be onest an cooprate, an i gets yu a cheezburger an a lawyer. but if yu not cooprate, yu no can has cheezburger. onli the lawyer.
U no canz proov anything! I telled u alreddy: I donut knoes this kitteh! U may not knoes this but “Catuburglar” is verry common name in this nayberhood. Not only that, is not mah reel name! It was changed by immagrashun peepls when mah grate-grate-grandkittehs landed at Ellolis Island. Fambly name usedta be “Jooltheef”. Onnest.
There. I cooprated. Whare r cheezburger dammit?
you has handsome uncle named john robie, perchance?
No I doesn’t and u leeve Unlce John out of this. Whoops. (covers mouf wif paws)
Halp! I need a legal professional!
wait, didnt your uncle change his name to burns?
mr. hughson might know some one.
I toald u. I doesn’t has a Uncle John and he wasn’t involved in this. Besides I diddn’t see that moovie. I started to watch it but I left becaws there was a sneeked-in kitteh in teh theater who kept yelling “JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!”
ROFLMAO!!!1!
Hey! Dat was me! Hoo dis Natsume imposter? Dat’s not-sa me.
I haz a lawyer fur u. Richard Simmunz, ESQ. He wurk for peenuts.
I heered of him. He mades video, didn’t he? “Litigating to teh Oldies”?
ROFLMAOPIP!!!!1! U guis has meh laffin so hards, ai’z glad ai no habs teh koffee to splert!!
Wat MM sed!! Too funnie!!!
I LOLed so hard I coffed! Catburglar fambly naym wuz Jooltheef…hahahahahhahahahahaOW!
BINGO!! 5 bingo ref in tdis trhed>
Teho - Kiddie rools or reg roolz? I still nawt shur how we are playin.
I can has automatic ATM machine?
gaaaah!!! y u do this to teh languidge??? (omg, wtf am i talkin abot?)
Oh, teh I-RO-KNEE!!! LOL!
(I noes much peepuls on tis site bee vereh smart and clebber and pullin much legs…)
yase, i has whut i liks to cal 3/4 of an inglish degre. an was an onors studen. but one fun ting abot this site is i can just be whiskers an has all mai ichc frens.
Dis der BESTIST coment evah!
Wud it bee n ortermatick tellerin ATM masheen?