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Ferzt
fought we kan sayz no moor “first” commentz…
we smart. we knowes whut ferzt means. eben when u spells it rong. or insidout. or upsiddoooown. not so smart comment.
at leest when u uses da wurd furst *firzt* *furstzs* or whatevs, make it a smart post, like
I da furst on da block to sag!!
Is free country, you can say anyting u wants. But…first comments will gits deh low burger ratings.
furst amendment kitteh wares him pantses 2 long….
mai bean too subtle dere? furst… amendment….
Excellent!
fanks, elayne! i waz fraid nobuddy was payn tenshun to me….
funny… i couden reply under u cause no “Reply here” thing-a-ma-george camed up….
I jus wanna no won ting…
where can i finz a yellow meercat standee uppee kitteh
wiff de armz hang down an dee beeg yello eyes too match ???
U finden hem, git me 1 tu. DO WANT
Jus becuz u can, duznt meen u shud.
Ferzt furst first frzt furss uno
unfo furss frzt first furst Ferzt
Ferst furst first frzt furss uno
uno furss frzt first furst Ferzt
not furzt
148th -_-
dood ai wunz too faverit dis capshun!! :O
iff allz teh kidz jummpd inn2 teh bigg goggie’s yardd wud U doo dat 2?
yez!
an if dey all jump off a brij?1!?
we own the bridge. we tell the doggies to go jump.
maks goggies happi all wags tails and goes JUMP! Mai goggie luvs swimmn in da tinky wader……
momcat
I wunse saiz to mai mutter “ya. Dey jump, I jump. Iz just a sheep dat way an wood do annuthin to beez pop..puppu…one ov da kool kidz.
She laffed an sayd “yoo 2 smrt 4 dat” but I tink at 14 or so I wuzznt dat smrt!
No, mawmee, dun bee sillee!! We kant jump wif owr pantses liek dis!
if dey all jumpded offn a brij, den SHUR i jump. dey done maked it all soff down dere.
funee
JUMP!!, mite az well jump!! goes ahead jump JUMP!!, goes ahead jump!
van halen ftw
If all the other kittehs jumps off a bridge…
bowling pin cat does not fear your balls.
Bowling-pin cat’s balls, meanwhile…
are in a nice leather bag with hims initials.
cant have them draggin on the floor.
cyber trolls ated my comment!
it was –
are in a nice leather bag with hims initials.
Hey momma I iz gonna be a meerkat for Halloween…..hows u like my costume?
I can has teh R.I.P. and condol…can…sorreez 4 teh Flower?:(
AI misses Flower. Cryeded so hard lass week! Cudnt watch repeets of show dis week. :`(
they die???
i am SO glad i dont watch that show.
me 2. i cant stands it when animals or kids gets hurted. eben wehn its fikshun and not real. i dint know about “my girl” b4 i sawded it. craied so hard my little boy sayed, “momme, it’s only a movie.” i kep craiying til i gotz da herkee-jerkee breffs.
I had to stop watching it — toooooooooooooo sad 4 me!
Oh noes! Flower is dieded? Wut dey all do now wifout dere momma?
I stopped watchin after Tosca got osterized fer foolin aroun wif dat guy frum teh odder clan an comin back preggers. Poor lonesome fing, I felt so sorree fur her. WAH1!!!
*snif*
Iz bad nuff win stoopy hoomens do lik dis, rlly rlly hurtz win smrt animumbles duz it.
Dat maded me soooooooo sad. But her had a good life, fer a meerkat…not evvy meerkat getzes famous, u knoe! An she had lottza bebe meerkittenz an lottza snorglez an about a trazillion peeplz who lurved her….
Stoopy snake, bein a snake…
is sowwiiz fo Flower…nao it be Rocketdog in cherj! wif Mitch wachin notty kidzes…hopes uvver meeeeerkitteh tribes no hurts teh Whiskers…
I luked at spoilers website, an it’s gonna get worser! Tey luse viewers cuz 2 MUCH REALITY! I tin – oh, iz jus Nacher – but it’s gettin 2 Hard 2 Take!
Wifout teh Flower, it hasta gets worser. She wuz wun tuff cookie.
Carlos, pups, Flower, and there’s at LEEZ one more poplar meerkitteh gonna die b4 seazn end, I red. DONT WANT!
neeedz lawnger noes!
oh nows, i not no flower dyed. haznt watchd in a wile. i luvs teh meerkats. teh lemurs made me cry, too. N teh nez perc wolvz. I named my Koti (short fur Lakota) an Matsi goggies afer teh wolvz *sigh* i cried fur dayz after i foun owt Lakota wolf died, still make me sad.
Animal Planet page dedicated to Flower, and info about a full length movie on Flower coming next year: http://animal.discovery.com/fansites/meerkat/flower/flower.html
Dis hits clos to teh home. Citee Ofishuls (fish? nom-nom-nom…) n Atlanter sai pleh to teh baggee pantz. Dey can has teh law 2 pull up teh pants? I sez yesh…but udders do not want!
but iff you haz an udder you needz da baggie pantzeses..
ROFLMAO!!!1!
lolz, but we iz not female… no udderz here
i livz in Atlanta 2, and i also sez pleh to baggee pantz. iz stoopy, and i not want 2 c teh guyz underpantz.
I too livz neer ATL an i sooo doant unnerstan it.
Whaddif u have to run allus a suddin?
Stoopy fad.
AI noze sum ladee cawpses heer in LA, whin dey see peeps wayrin da baggeez, dey walk up behin em an YANK! down wif da pants!!! LOL! An de tuff guyz cant do nuffin cuz it a cawp hoo dun dat to der tuffness!!
HAHA!
I can has video? Dat wuld be teh funneh! When I sez “udders” I meanz teh others. BTW…”The Others” = spooooooookeee mooveee!!!
“pleh to teh baggie pants”—LOL!!! Dat put big laff on mah face, Patrick!
i knowes dis yung gai who wares his pantses all down dere, and i can see his underwares – at leest haff the boxer underwares he gotz on. he can know it bodder me so he make a poynt ever time he see me to turn aroun and show me agin. saggin dem pants r not just stoopy fad. i fink not good for da walkin. dis gai walk like he gotz a load in dere. got to kick dem pantses out da way of da feets. diaper-walk… pleh. mebbe dis gai neber has a normal walk if he pull dose trows up.
i r livn in ohio. so far we doan has laws aginst fugly, stoopy, diaperwalking, baggie pants. but if it gets in da elekshuns, i be votin to make dem pay finez for da eye-sores.
Ai works at a midle skool. Der b a long, steep hill leedin up to da skool. wen I draive in, ai see de bois walkin up de hill wif de droopy drwaers. Dey haz to swing der legz out to da side to keep der pants up, and still get up de hill.
If dey cud onlee see demselves from de bak…….lol!
like dey waring aprons… lol i fink dey like da feel of dere pokkits hittin dem in the bax of dere knees… when i finks of how da “cool” boyz drest when we waz yung (dat were a wile agow), it waz all tight, now dey dressin in grampa’s pants. pleh rnt enuff to sez it. blech. blurg. urk.
HAAAAARKIN up a hareball.
LOL, it wood be funnee to drawp tings down der pantses if dey dat baggee…. stuff lak billiard bawls, big rawks, small opossums, bag o garbij, used dipers, etc…
I sen sum guys heer dey pantses soooo wide, dey cooden walk wivout rooining da bawtumsss.
But den, we also get da emo rawkin bois, an dey wear da tite tite tite pantses, so lorise I kin see all uv der herowin sheek hip bonses….
If dis fashun, den I be cumfurt!
Ohai, B! so gud ideers u haz!!!
a small possum down dere pantses might made dem want to ware tighter duds. fing is, bigger possumses would fit in dere. parteez of possumses. possees of possums. dey got ruum in dere 4 da hole marsoopeeall fambly. an sum of dem boyz r so skinny. dey doan need fatman pants.
on da uvver han, i doan wanna see skinny boys’s hippy bones.
dere hasta be a happy medm. like pantses not 2 lrg. not 2 smll. medm….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM7a2Zrj3dU
Ray Stevens on the real reason to not wear baggy pants, Features a squirlol.
“possees uv possumz” hahahahahahahahaha so much win!
At leez he’s warin undeware!
OMG! I almos fell on teh floor laffin!
I gotz mah paichek in pennies!
haha! i noes lotsa kidz wear der pants like dat.
Ai’m holdng bak mai ruud commint!
Heh … my ex used to have much the funs walking behind them an steppin on theys pant legs so they looz they britches. Course … ex was 6′6″ and about 260 … wouldn’t reckomend for anyone smaller.
LOL!!!
Mah offis windoe looks owtside to see teh hi-skul kids wawkin home…teh boyz wear teh pants so big they fall off, teh gurlz pants so littul they cant peel dem off. I keeps thinkin, “why don’t they get together and — ” an then realizes that mite not be such a gud idee…
i thought hmmm… boys whos pants fall off, girls who sneeze and their skirts raise up. put them together.
then POW!!! i had a mental image and i need a good brain scrubbing.
steel wool and comet/ajax/bon ami etc.
mai goodness! awl dat?
it was a very bad image. ~shudder~
itz Hammer tyme! Don tuch taht!
Bah. You beats me to it. I hates when dat happenz
teehee
Kitteh nedez shyny patent lethur shoes and fanny pac to compeet tha luk!
fanny pak?! Plees 2 yuse diffrent term, for Brit reeders – “Fanny” moves from bak to frunt wen yu cross Atlantic!
Is Fanny Mae hysterical companee names to mah Britmish friends….
De calls it “bum bag” ober dere.
Me, I tinks he needs megsaphones, an scarf an beretz 2 go wid jobpurrs.
And mebbe Errol Flynn or Tom Mix….
Da “Fanny” B in da front ovah da pond? Dats B vewy funny lukin.
Oh teh joi ov langwij! Bill Bryson has much to sai on teh matteh
Yah, “fanny” iz rooood wurd here! Plz not tu be usin wit ur Ingrish co-wurkrs (mai stoopy ex-baws tawt wuz histor… hysstr…. hostir…. bery bery funnee tu sai “fanny” tu me awl teh taim – I can haz harris mint?) – cawsis mush embrarrismint. Plz to sai “frunt bottum” – iz mush mawr polyter.
Kthxawflydontchanobai.
How bout “waist bag” or “waist pack?” Then u cn ware back o front.
“belt pack” wrkz fr me!
i wanna b stwat gwangster
rupping cat is rappin
Moo-om … you not feed me ’nuff cheezburgers … my clothes all baggee!
Kitteh want to rowl wif da gankstuhs, but iz 2 whyte n nerdee.
lol.
[e's ben browzn/inpecktn
X-men comiks (u know he collets them)]
the pens in my pocket, i must protect them
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
shopping on line for deals on soem writable media
i edit wikipedia
moor white n nerdee!
Dis comment ar ful ov win n awsum.
Dam itz gud to be a gangstur…
Weird Al Yanko-Kit
wants to play accordion,
but he has no thumbs.
I love that Donny Osmond is in this video.
and Seth Green 2?
did i magin dat?
dun frget Judy!
Oh, man, the meremberies! I got so manee Donnie and Marie jokes when I was a kidlet…. go on, guess what teh D standz fur. An we all thought Donny was so great…..A classmate of mine got her parents to take her to the concert, and when he threw his purple velvet hat from the stage, she caught it.
Scuse me, I hear sum kids playin in my yard, gots to go yell at dem to get off of my lawn, now….
Yesh! I lurve da way he dancin liek a maneeyack in it!!
Also, da seen in da comix store wuz filemd in da OLD locashun uv Golden Apple in Holleeewud, neer Fairfax. Nao dey iza neer La Brea, but still on Melrose!
We go ebree Saturday, LOL. Yesh, we need SPF 900, we so whyt we burst into flayms in da sun!
Reely! http://www.flickr.com/photos/8431864@N07/1337451792/
O, dis pic taken at LOSCON, so I gess weer nerdee, too!!!
Iz whut we luv abowt eech uthr, we boff nerdy, an smrt, an such! Much win!
I can has bling? kthxbai.
Kitteh….ur not kangeroo…but ur kyoot anywayz.
If all yer frends were named Cliff, wud yu jump off them?
Duffy, Iz teenkin u mus bee makin gud commentz, cawz ah bees rememburin ur name!
Fanks – I duz try. Iz having sort-of-diagonal senz of hyoomur. Goofy but not rood.
I can has Cataloons!!
Cataloons! Yas! Teh floofy pantz! Kitteh sez ‘let me shows u mah floofy pants’.
I awlways cawlld dem ‘pants n boots’, so keeyoot!
Junior ! You sillie nennie!!!! Ya pants done falled off! Thats whatya get when U don listen to ya mamma! Now go finds em, NOWW! monies don grow on treees ya know. No 1 wants to C ur bootie . . . . . U no gets NO cheezbrgr tonite
MUCH WINZ!!1!
Standup kitteh has butress for da standin on the backest feetz.
Kitteh looks like a bowling pin.
weeeel kitteh, at leest yu has a tail 2 covr yer azzcrack…
kyoot on teh kitteh, notsomuch on teh bois…
REEELLY white and nerdy (and furry!)
Buenos tardes,
Now that? Was a good one!
Thanks for sharing.
Con regard,
Tomato
Too funny. Please visit my blog and spread the word.
Young man, I don’t care who your friends are, you are going to school like a dignified person and that’s final!
Dont U ROLL DOSE EYES AT ME ! ! !
how many times do i have to tell you ______________ (fill in)
As long as yu lif in mah howse, yu folloe mah roolz!
fir awl doze memeren watt de mommies sed:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1197846
Fur all doze b memberen fings deh mommies sed:
http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=1197846
dis kitteh needz moar cheezburgers 2 fill n teh looser floofs. den himz b awl round ebrywherez. dats wut i tinks newai. kthxbai
I finks dis baggee stoopee pants luk wuz perpetraytid on us by da bockser makin cumpneez!
Dey say, hey, if yur undeez gunna show, best to mayk dem purtee an fancee an noo! Buy R stuff an bee da bomm!
I lieks normal pantses frum Lands End, eeever overstok or buy NWT on ebray fur $10. Last moar dan a yeerm fit nise an r cumfee. so der!
Ummmm…. you do know that NWT is quite frequently shoplifted merchandise? Your local thrift shop is at least benefitting when people buy boxes of used clothes and then re-sell them on Ebay. I say, buy directly from the thrift shop and pay less while cutting out the middleman. Then again, I’m a cynic.
Ef I cood git bran noo Lands End pants at ma frif stor, I wood, but dey dun hav NE pants in ma size der……
I still buys frum ebay. It nawt my karma dat hurt by buyin whut I kin afford, or by trustin stranjurs. I just keerful bowt sum tings on ebay, No buy internashunal, no buy frum powr sellars if I can help it, no buys frum noo membrrs or too mennee negativ feedsbaksses, onlee use paypal, etc…
But don’t be *too* cynical. There’s plenty of people like me who buy something because I only need to lose ten pounds to fit into it! and it’ll be perfect for summer! and of course those ten pounds go the other way, and now here it is October and it’s still there in the closet… *sigh* Might as well make a buck or two off of it instead of remembering life ten pounds ago.
And let’s not even TALK about the “new with tags” stuff hanging in my (and my son’s) closet(s) because my mother thinks gift certificates are tacky. No, mom, that OUTFIT is tacky, but the store only does exchanges, no refunds without receipt, and everything in the STORE is tacky, and if I ask you for the receipt it’ll break your heart and you’ll tell me so at length, so… *sigh* again.
To be fair, though, I neither sell nor buy at eBay or thrift shops, so my alternative scenarios are only theoretical.
Dat’s what I allways tink. N I sole sumpin w tags cuz I didnt laik it later. Or don fit after all.
I taut sellers mebbe got job lot or overstock or closeouts or sumpin. One sed shuz were windo samples. Mebbe som stole – hope nutting I got!
Gravity.
Let me show you it.
in soviet russia, gravity has u.
Likes sands thru the hourcat
so r the daze of r lives…
Did u tink I raised you to look so stupidz yous pantz falz downz.
Kitty has had weight reduction surgery, needs body lift.
Rebellious kitteh stomps off to room takes off cool pants, puts ‘em in book bag, puts on dorky pants, and goes to school where he will put cool pants on in bathroom.
Like I did with jeans so tight i had to lay down in floor to zip them up.
O Melissa, dem’s waere teh days of dey pants dat onlee fits when u was standin up or lyin flat down.
Did yuse iron ur jeans leki I did? Dey wuz too tight if ‘n u di’nt.
Acktuallee, I would haf preferred teh baggy pantz effen onlee I noes (butt dat wuld nawt haf been kool back den).
Now ads teh four inches heels an nots fergetz teh BIIIIIIg shodurs and teh 5 inches tawl hairz! Yep tohes wuz teh good ol dayz. We hada wear “parachute” pantz bak den in cased teh shodurs ana hairz pops.
PSss I wantz teh innerdus mai new puppy “Poopy”. Him may wantz teh blogs wit u sometimes. Him iz a Heinz 107! Lil dis lotsa dat. Maybe some Jack Russell an teh Ridgeback ana sum Bird dog ana some StaffordshireTerrier (dat be Pit BulL)But tihs be wun smart puppy! Not met wun dis smart for.I not careful he be takin ober teh haus an me too!
Ai usewd to ironz mi hairz !!! oar “set ” it awn rollehs maid frum oranj juc canz……..n dat waz reel hard to sleepz awn…
corse n doze dais…..der waz no hawr driers, dat u kud hold n ur hands….onlee stoopy onez wit “bonnets” dat smellys lik hwot plasticz awn ur hed….DO NOT WANT.
(n noe curlin ironz tooo!!!) oh teh primatiff liffes wee useded to lib……
I memmer doze! Burnded da skalp befoar hayrs even neerlee dry! Hard fur lil kid to get hayrs dryd, immobi..imog.. haff ta sit still fur a lawwwng tiem befoar mummee set me free…. PLEH!
I has hayrdryr, but nevvar yoos it, jus ayrdry hayrs in da hawt wevver…. Mebbee sumtiemz yooz dryr to lay down da frizzeees….
I member dat toos! Youz got lucky! I hadz da curlers wif the pricklies in da middle. I hadz looong hawr, sitz fur howers and howers unda stoopie ding! End up wet hawr, fried scalpz, an prickle itchies! – ugh! I hadz “spit curlz too dat ment liddle bits ub hawr nailed inta curl wif 2-4 spikie dings. I HATZ it!
( I haz shor hawr now, lubs it!)
ps member da nail dwyer on the hawr dryer? nebber culd figger out hows to get fingies in um…..
momcat
ah yehz, I member doez pantz…..member “bell bottoms?” sorta gav u same problem….. but waz gud ritin canvas!
my momat waz a techer so I stuk bein gud gurl….. sigh……
hadz to wear DRESSES until jounor hi!
momcat
Manny yers go in New Orleans, sawz stoopy boy wif stoopy baggees. Himz riding up el vader, himz stoopy baggees fallded to round ankels, lol lol lol, himz fallded onz himz neez. Himz veree lucky not hurted likes me when aiz fallded hed furst downz ups el vader an mes not warin stoopy baggee pants.
I livzin PhillyDehlPheeya, inDaHood. Lolspeakx heps to unnerstan da lil hood-kittehs. Dis Kitteh loox lik deh nayberz kitteh. Por mama katz.
My lil kittehz doan ax so stoopid. Wen deh odder kittehz pantz falz, mah kittehz laff. Deh no notz to b so stoopid wid der bagy pantz. Gud lil kittehz. Gud boyz. Iz maks U tofuburgrz fer dihnr.
But then mom sez if all da kidz jumpded off a brij, wold u jump too?
i lol’ed
any reason why this won’t link?? I neeed it!!
Photo + comment = many win!
jdjtfl
o noz. kitteh es bean gansta. no work.