i so tired
it be real long day
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Chik-Fil-A cow lulls me rite to sleeeeep … zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Chik-fil-a cow wisper “eat moore chikin”
Cow’s nitetym braenwasheng fails… kitteh waeks up still thinkeng, “MMMM CHEEZBURGRS”
an strangly, all tats lef of chik fil a cow is is hide
kiteh iz dreamzing owz on za field
kitteh iz counting za couz on za field
kiteh iz dreamzing cowz on za field
kitteh iz counting za cowz on za field
Nuffin lyks a naps wid mah ted… cow!
I lubs teh kitteh’s paw wit wun pink pad.
So kyoot.
kyoot leetle pink paw pad so purrfectly
beneath leetle cow buddiez arm.
g’nite sweet princes, g’nite !!
lil kow reeches fur kitteh’s bling
mah bling -
let me show u it.
and this is just the sleepwear bling - you should see the daywear collection !!!
yup - iz a wun cow nite heer in teh cowntree.
(PS - Kitteh has a beeyoutiful collar with teh fancee sparlky buckle!)
I haz bling. My bling letz me show u it!
nite nite
sleep tite
dont let the bed cows bite
’sumwun sed cowz doan bite…..dat persun wuz as rong as sin on sunday….’
*A Day No Pigs Would Die*
A book wurth reedin…………..
I lieks warm milk befoar bed.
Or in bed.
In a conveeneint carryng contayner.
Caturdai weekind can wearz u owt!
I sleepz wif a teddi bear an I’z 41!
Mah hubz sweeps wif …
Ok! It r me, hubz, 84 lb goggie, A roobie roo, a curius georj, an a teddi bear.
U can has room?
And noaw I wawnt a cowwy!
My dotter bot wun ob dees at teh Chick-Fil-A. Itz adoorabul.
Duz yoo meens adora-bull?
^_^
dat makez mah hart melt………:)
AWWW..and I’m not fibbin!
oh I also forgot teh lil bitty purple & white puppy my hubz gave me on my birfday.
Dat sounds like teh best bed evar!
It duz! kan ai comes sleeps wif uz?
I’d ask 2, but daht coud get wierd.
U can haz king-sighz bed?
At my howse, it r me, hubzbind, 21 lb kitteh, 9 lb kitteh, en Pooh Bear. If I goez owtta town, I gotta leev Pooh Bear so hubzbind ken sleep. Not so grate, akshully, itz MY Pooh Bear! But hubzbind so kyoot, I let him keep Pooh Bear en I tayk stuffed aminal kitteh wif me.
anuvr episoed ov “Thee Luv That Daer Nawt Speek Itz Naem”.
Hee hee!
Sleep Apnea postur noes how u feels, sweet kitteh…LOL!
SNOOOOOOORRRRRRRR… (GRUNT) SNOOOOOOORRRRRRRR…
small kitten. big snorer
mai sophie bee hoo lukz liek dis kitteh iz teh big snorer. it cuz she wuz so sik. nao she albetr but stil snorz sumfin oful. n she jus litl but iz a bittee bit chubbie.
Awww, kitteh is so kyoot wif himz stuffd toi n spawklee collah n little whyte smudg on mouf. Do want!
an widdo mittun pawz
Mai Oreo also haz goatee
Iz daht ebin pawsibil? Hou kan Oreos bee ebil?
Alternit dimensuhn Oreos. Creem on outside!
@@@@@
I gotz mah LUVeee…..I gotz mah wubbie…..Now,,,,i goez to sleeppz….
oh…i LURVE da pink piddy !! My Ro-CAT has a pink piddy !! It is his pinky toe on his right, no left, no right, no left,……what ever…..Foot !! ! IN DA FRONT !!! I GIFF MUCH SMOOOO !!!
i iz tired too, little kitteh … let’s hope for a good night’s sleepytime
sendin hugz n warm fuzzyz so homescribe ken sleepz. nitenite.
awww, kitteh. u is tired? let me sing to u a lulabi
“star brite, star lite, first star I c 2nite…”
When I waz a kid, I hadz a teddyrabbit, so I guess kitteh can has a teddycow.
Is cheezburger on teh hoof!
Wisssh I mai, Wisssh I mait, hab dis kit I kiss tonite.
Schweet Dreems, alls katzen and humins!
Ventroloquist Kitty takes a break
Purrfect Sundy nite pictur. Me, toos, itty kitteh. Nighty nite!
i feelz saem way kitteh. g2g bed nao.
ps looks liek mai own kitteh wiv littul white chin n pawz.
it luk liek mai sophie bee oreo (8 of 9) too, cept she can haz wite smuj on her nozie too. her litl chin all wite liek dis n sum o her chin hayr gro bakwrdz so luk liek she haz beerd. she iz teh dorable. wuz teh sik kitteh wen she kum hir n we maek her albetr. nao iz hapi kitteh wif menee humz. we luvz her menee luvz. kbai.
we boughts chibi n she wuz so littul. she peed in muh lap on way home.
poor fing it wuz long dryb. she hav white on chin n mouf, but onlee 1 syd. so we calls her mush-mouf!
Me en kollij roomie getted a kitten wun tyme, she did dat tu me. Was so kyoot, I dident mind so much. Dat kitten iz 10 yeerz old now, she haytz ebrywun eksept mah roomie! But she letz me pet her fr a minnit wen I go 2 her howse.
OMG!! Dis iz hao Ai feel moas nites. Ai needa cow or sumthin (sumwon) to hold liek dat. Ai iz sleepie rite nao, an Ai woke up at 2 inna affernoon! Iz onlee 9:30!
“Got Milk” mustash…yr doin it rong.
(And now, a mawdlin moment: Waaaah! I misses mah Tuxedo kitteh!! Twenny pownds of faythful nitetime snorgling for twenny yeerz!!! *sniff* he goed to teh bridj six yeerz ago an is still mah favrit…no matter how much I lubs the uthers.)
OHHHH HUNNEEE…
I feels ur payn! I hadda tuxxie gurl. Lived foar24 YEARS!!! She mah Tootsie baybee! Ok we has good cri togevver!
We misses our baybees!!!!
Ai crai for u!!! Mai tuxedo baybee not gon to brdg yet, but libs wit mai ex-hubban. We cuddent bare to separate him frum da girl kitteh he growed up wit. But ai has visitation! And ai has mai odder kittehs.
Dhis iz a furst; ah neber heerd ob a divors wehr U can haz vizitashun rites 2 dah kittehz b4!
Dere wuz not muches to split, akchually. Da kittehs and a car. I gots da car. HE botted a noo one.
Mai tuxie wn ober teh bridj in April. Urs crai-in mayks me crai! He was 12. Mean kiteeh sumtymes, but wens himz was sweet, itz b speshul.
We eben lubs teh mean wuns.
Mah Tootsie cud be reel meenie too!
Pettin allus on her termz.
An vary plaiful.
But whin she sweet…Ohhh my.
we hadda tuxedo kitteh - himz wuz big n wize frum day1. We named himz Grandpa, because r Grandpa lyked 2 watch teh birds, n kittehs r birdwachers 2, rite? we was 3yrs owld. Grampy teh Cat was 22 wen went to teh bridge. A big mystcal badass CAT hims was!
hugs awl around 2 ppls missen deyr kittehs!
liddle chessie kitteh sleeps all froo trane ride
Trane whistel blowing
Make a sleepy noiz
Underneef teh blankies
Are cats an cuddly toys
Rockin rollin ridin
Out along teh bay
All boun for Morning Town
Many mile away.
I remembrz dhis song frawm b4 I waz ebin @ skool; waz mai favrit bahk dehn.