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We mus talk about dis color choice…
MIchelle be furst. Yay!!!
Yes… very honored to be furst…. but won’t let get to mai hed…
Is lik plad fir cloathes…. not fir furniture…
Furnichewer is maor likelee 2 be piyn tahn fir shirley?
DOAN CALL ME SHIRLEY!
groucho marx! ftw!
nao wa movies waz dat anywaz…….?
momcat
dat mewvie wuz ‘ayrplain!’
gravity cat doz not like that zide of za couch
U notis “plad” is klose tu spelin ov “pleh”?
not be hating on teh plad. i has plad blazor jakket, i has plad hat wif spikes around brim. i has plad pumps. i liek plad. alot.
I likes ur tayste in cloathes!!!!
I gone a lil mainstreem…but twinny yeers ago……..
hab U scene 4ever plad? or der cwissmass showe Plad Tydings? berri phunnee!
4ever Plad FTW!
I has plad shirtz; dehy R warm, cumfy soft, and eezi dri, & not needz ironingz.
I haz teh diep baleef heer dat it nawt teh kiti fuxxin’ wif mah pursepshinz, zo mush az it iz teh plad kowch fuxxin’ up mai pursepshinz.
We has a new lolwerd! “Plehd” (n) fugly fabrick patteren, used for example on teh sofas. Composed of bands of cullers that donut goes togevver well and that interseckt. May be hazzerduss to ur percepshuns.”
Daht iz dah Blak Watch tartan AFAICS. Doz U want 2 fite dah British Army?
plehd?
non gratuituous ugly couch = #1 towards bingo…
lol
an ungrapeful couch is a pissar foar sure !!!
Alternite univurse cowch not fullie materiallized…
Olternit….or ironic….?
both?
Dirk Gently ftw? oar iz confuzed?
I no knows, I iz confoozed too, sowns liek dirk gently tho.
lub douglas adams.
Yuz’ll neber get it up da stairs!
duz I reeeally wants to gets it up da stairs?
hows bout out da windo?
momcat
I’m confuzed wit you, then. If it wasnt a refrens, it shudda ben.
You knoes!
Spidr cat, spidr cat, duz wotevr a spidr cat duz
GMTA!
I wuz jess gonna sez dat. 
Fizziks hoo?
fizziks me!!1
Wen u put bak de cooshuns, den I moobs awey. Until den, M.C. Escher Cat wil confooze u!
Mr. Tuxedo Kitteh, you are under arrest for violating the laws of gravity.
You have the right to not meow. If you do meow, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, we’ll find the dumbest attorney on the planet and let him mess up your case for free.
Kitteh will get off on kyootness teknikality.
I can has Summary Judgment?
is nawt summir no moar. u can haz awtummy jujmint.
I’m tellin yu, it wuz nawt da kiti whut did dis strayngnizz!! IT AR DA KOWCH dat did it!!!!
Da kowch shud plaid guilty.
KWilty?
uhhgh. i fink teh couch is alredy plaidin guilty.
Badump-bump-swish!
CALL A LEEGUL PROFESHUNNAL!!!
Needs cattorney!
izn’t dat wut traned legul profushunills do?
Tukksee Kitteh tests
antee-grabbitee devise.
Resulltz… Nawminul
Kitteh nebburr satz
awn awrm ub Beeg Lawng Chayr. Feelz
saym, but diffurrent
Tukksee Kitteh seez
Hewmins un-pakk. Needz 2 fynd
Happee Playse… And soon!
Jack.
Macavity, Macavity, there’s no one like Macavity
He’s broken every human law
He breaks the law of gravity
His powers of levitation would make a fakir stare
And when you reach the scene of crime Macavity’s not there!
An whut’z moar approp…appupp….eperpropr….whut wurks better den teh “Cats” moozical?
yay CATS!!!! I has CATS on vhs, since i was just a little bitty maiden. was very favorite. watched evrydai after school. went home for lunch in 3rd grade, watch bits n pieces, go back to school (a block away) and be humming cats singings….ah teh memories..not dat i am much older nao….i has had sneaking suspiceeons dat i may be younger of the lolfriends….i is only teh 20…*hides*
Come awt – no needz to hyde! I thinks is wunnderool taht wun so young – still a kitten, almoast, lieks it heer and haz teh generul knowledj rekwired to play along.
I suspekts I mite bee teh awldest – i is . . .oh, scuse me. I thinks I heers a kitteh cawlling!
awwwwez, i liek dat you calls me kitten. i feel teh cootness. i glad you tink i has enuf genrall learninks to play wif teh big bois and girls on ichc. i feel teh loved. I is lolfrienling, lol.
We allus enjoiz teh yungunz….makes us feel yung, too!
Nooooes!! I R has dem moastest ages. err…
haf of my dat posting got losted. I had to adds …
what? why not I cans say dat word? It be like buster but no r, jus a d is dis ill eagle word?
busted (this is a test, this is only a test)
Cuz inquiring minds want to know….
iz o.k. I iz 18
(hidez more franticly)
No needz, no needz. Awl LOLfrendz R frendz furst, & tinks bowt ajez l8r, ib ebir.
So U iz yung enuf 2 B mai dottur MM. So waht? Wii kan stil B frendz.
excepty i iz not gurl, iz okay though I posted b4 I read, feel stoopit naow, but knows I shouldn’t.
yah-
I noes not gurl! I iz hims momcat I MEMBERS!
himz cyoot kitten tho-
I teaches him AWL hes knows! I gud teachr! (smilz)
momcat
ps- I enters old race……. I bids yu 49 ( bud da mind muccch older!)
diss wud B soh mutch better in LOLspeak!
U want tranzlayte, u do it.
Makavitee, Makavitee, thar’s no wan liek Makavitee
Hes brokd evry hooman law
He breakz teh law ov gravitee
His powars ov levitashun wud make a fakir staire
An wen u reech teh seen ov kraim, makavitee’s not thar!
Ai ewsed to wurk at the Noo London teeatre. Saw Kats tuns uv taims. Still luv it!
T.S. Eliot’s Ol’ Possum’s Book of Practical Cats, FTW!! (is teh sors of teh moosical an much win)
miiiiiid niiiiiiiiiit nodda sownd on teh paaaaaaaavemiiint
has te moooon los its memrrreeeeeeeee
it is smylin agaaaaaaan
Dat wuz beeutiful!
Dis Kitteh s Klingon. *snerk*
Velcro cat is stuck to your couch…sideways…lol
Kitteh looks mad. “Whare have you puts my comfee pillohs, give dem back now!”
Or mebbe he step in stickee glu mowse trap like my kitten did last week. Was much the pleh … stickee kitteh prints everyware, all kindsa lint, hair, a macaroni stuck to kitteh’s feets before we could ketch her. Had to rub veggie oil on kitteh’s feets. BIG mess. Wid 8 cats in house, how we have mowsies???
Caws ur kittehs catches macaronis!!
Heh … dis prolly too close to true. My kittehs eats too well to catch mowsies
our kiddi leds mousies run awl ober him- nibbles on ears an eberting! mousies founds kiddi much innerestn, kiddi jus stare in space wonder what fuz about…….
momcat
Mace doggeh caught a gloo trap on himz nose oncet. Den, Rom kitteh had to see what was goin on and got his foot stuck, If my kamra had been handy, I wood hab succombed to temtayshun, but I freed them instead. It still wuznt as bad as when I laid teh floor tile….teh vinyl kind wit teh stickee glue that has to cure fur an howr before u lay teh tile. Spent lots of time keepin those 2 frum becoming part of teh decorations.
O DM!! dats SOOO funneh!
LAWLZ!!1!
Bestestest LOLgoggie storee ebir!!
Oveeusly, teh mowsies are paying bribes.
New couwch commin? ouwt wit de owld wun? oh, rilly……..
Izziz wat der tawlkin abot wen dey tawlk bot beein “sidways????”
WHAT?
I’z a cat I kin do dis whinevar I wawnts!!!!
Dennis O’connor Kitteh is dancin up da walls.
Mebe u meen Donald O’Connor? As in Singin in the Rain?
If so, ai lurve teh refrence, wun ov mai favorit moviez. He’z teh wun hoo runz up teh fayke wall, danses wif a mop, an iz just jenerally wonnerful an crazy.
Tanks 4 teh rememberies…if ai haz teh rite guy!
I thot Singin’ in de Rayne wuz Gene Kelley? Or iz dat his caractur’s name?
Gene Kelly is the star. Donald O’Connor is the goofy sidekick. It’s a great movie — you’ve gotta see it!
I bemember at 2 M dis morning dat Iz DO mean Donald O’Connor. Srry. Brain rusty.
if mmeeemmry serves korectly- hims also one whos dance wif jerry uv tom an jerry. hims say wonce jerry bestest dancn partnr- probably cause he neeber gots a chance to dance wif tom……
momcat
He’s not quite Lionel Ritchie, as he’s not Dancin’ on the Ceiling.
Nor yet Fred Astayres, who wuz teh firstest to do it. viz., “Royal Wedding”.
But look at teh firstest name: LIONel… (Dat’s a type of large kitteh.
)
LIONel Ritchie’s kitteh be dancin on teh rotay…rota…twirlin cowch singin n dancin awl nyte long…
Kitteh b halpin u move ur stuffs.
Kitteh sez: furniture playsment – ur doin it rong.
U gots de bad fong schway.
fong schway…. much awsumm
Martha smewart kitteh sez…. Nao i shows yu how to reupolster this much pleh fabric…
u junk pic diz pece o crapz?
Sideways cat is sideways! Or does dat be teh couch?
Smart kitteh sez couch is sitting on end tu fool silly human – smart humanz luk at bakgrd fr cmparisn.
Yeppers. Hoomins is prolly tryin to figger out how to get teh couch fru teh door.
Batmahn kitteh luks like himz climbin da wallz, but iz rilly kamera tilted on syde.
At leest de couch in’t stuck in de starwell! Cant goes up, cant goes down, howws it gets dere in furst place – nooone noes!
Wen I wuz in aparetmunt sumone wuns lef matruss in starwell 4 at leest a munth. Was dirty and much pleh, n fyur hazurd to boot. Do not want.
you beetsed me!
ah well it wuz bound ta happin soonir or layter.
we halped a frend move dis weeknd. Thot that wud happen wit da big couch – it stuck hard! But we fixded it, ventully.
been der! does dat! top of stairwell 1/2 inches SMALLER den bottom of stairwell where I measurd. As I recall….. I trapped gascat upstairs fur a while hims has to hammr away to gets back down…..
mad dadcat….. himz sez we culdnt do it. hates it when dadcat right!!!
momcat
u see, i never studeed law
I can has admishun to law skool?
Where would kitteh seek admisshun to law school?
What sort of law would Kitteh practice?
Kittehs go to Feline U. Law Scool, for Cat-stontooshunal Law.
Wow, n00b….dat wuz grate!
fank yu bugs bunneh.
i lufs yr name, “i am cat hear me snore” is full of win and awsum.
I have golf pants that match the couch and my cat ensures all of my shirts match the cat!
People, can you see it…it looks crazy, but there’s a reason….stare left of the kitteh’s head for about 5 seconds, and you will see a bunny riding a dragon….
Nah….just messing with you.
couching kitteh, hidden dragon?
Wexia 4 dah win!!!11!!!
Even wen I turns mah hed to put teh cat in the usual direkshun, this pikshur gotz too many non-ninety-degree angulz in it.
Call me skware…
gravity cat is changin
ur lawz of phiziks
I confuze u, shure u no I doooooo
I’m on ur couch. Helpin u moove hawse.
Sorta.
Oh hai
Im Sydwais Kitteh
Frum Waisyd Skool
kool- dus u hab a sidewaz four me?
does u alzo haz ded ratz libbing in basement, or no 19th flur?
momcat +gascat=???????
bof!
dat huits mi eyez.
Fuxing… fuxing… perception fully fuxed.
*runs into wall*
Cat Rulez the Reality, and its dominating yours.
lulz, i seez teh ghost 0rb near teh cat!
Teh couch iz on itz side
Teh kitteh iz rite side up
seemz dat u be fooled!