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Doorcat, Cieling Cat’s favloriet niece, luvs to help out her deer Auntie wehn Aunties must taeks teh naps. It taeks a village to keep up a proper surveilunce.
cum een, me kills you
whare has mah chessburglar???
Janet be f____t in so maneh ways….
*sigh* <3 (lubs teh Janet)
OMGWTF THERE IS NO CAT BUT CEILING CAT!
door cat iz prophet.
And Floorcat
and Windowcat
ceiling cat forever looks down upon floor cat.
Floor cat iz fallin window cat.
ceiling kat haz chezburger … door kat watchez for zat chezburger
Deer Auntie dahling, U luuks so adoorable from heers
I mas tryz dat noo colone u wearz…
Peeking Doorz, iz it ??? Remyands meh ob de orientz
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!!!!!!
Wen Vickie kitteh waz kitteneh, she wud walk on top ob dor liek that. Ah wuz worried til Ah saw how she cud turn arund at outr eggz of ob dor. And jumpz all teh waie down!!11! 2 deh flor.
Iz gud reezon to shut doors wen, uh, bizzy.
Kitteh watches himz
Pritee Wun in t3h Rain Bawks.
Hoo iz “Normun Baytz”?
Mennee leepz 2 getz
2 dis perch. Seeleeng’z kinda
low, ackchooalee
Hewminz nebber luuks
up. Kitteh koodz stays ryte heer
untilz non nom tyme!
Jack.
Yep, all that screaming should stop soon, so you kin get ur nom noms….
Ninja cat! Attacks from behind!
Awwochh!!!
Door cat is just as intimidating as ceiling cat. But has more pointy ends.
Hat Theef Kitteh is waiten ta steal ur hat!
So she can be Cat in Hat?
Mooommmmmmmmm!!! Doorcat is perving on me!!!!!!!
Noir cat iz in ur hause, haunting ur periferal vizion.
Doorcat looks ready to pounce!
I CAN SEE MAI HOWS FROM HEEERE!!!!
O Mighty Bast
as dis is teh Tanksgiving Day in Catnada
we wants to give thanks to you
for teh lolcats
and for teh commentz
for teh cheezburger commentz
for teh bukket commentz
and teh ceiling cat commentz
and teh soviet russia commentz
and teh not so grate ackshully commentz
and teh invisible ______ commentz
and teh nom nom nom commentz
and teh in ur ___ ___ing ur ___ commentz
and teh Princess Bride ref commentz
and teh Dune ref commentz
and teh Simpsons ref commentz
and teh Star Trek ref commentz
and teh let me show you them commentz
and teh buttsecks commentz
and teh FTW!!!1!! commentz
and teh lolrus commentz
and teh “pleh” commentz
and teh goggie commentz
and teh harblz commentz
and teh ____ has a flavur commentz
and all teh other commentz
and for all teh posterz who writes dem;
And O Mighty Bast
in ur wizdum
give us strength to deal with
teh care trollz
and teh low-burger-rating trollz
and most of all teh FIRST posterz
whom you, in ur infinit wizdum
haz decreed to be hopelessly lame.
in the name of all that is LOLy,
amen.
*sniff*
Dat’s beeutiful.
We iz blesst.
i sheds a tier
Dis b nacherl awpertu…opratu…orpotuna… plais to riport dat teh gais ober at Langwidj Lawg sez dat sum d00ds be gon translayt hole byebull n2 kitteh pidgin. Heer be burses 1 an 2 an 3:
1. In teh beginnin Invisible Man was invisible, and he maded the skiez and da earths, but he did not eated it.
2. The earths wus witout shapez and wus dark and scary and stuffs, and he rode invisible bike over teh waterz.
3. And Invisible Man sayz, i can has light, and teh light wuz.
Dat iz jus sew much awsum!! Let us no wen dayer dun, I wanna reed dat!
They - the dOOds - how far haz tehy gottin? Is sumwhar we can reed? Sownds most charming. Pleez to keep us updayted.
I stoopy an not shoor hau to make werkin’ linkie. See ifn maybe dis givs U nuf inflamashun 2 get U starteded in rite drekshun:
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Ai jus trai postin’ linkie but ai fink WordPress be mastikatin’ it (yew shud pardun teh egxspreshun) an it may tak wile to apeer heer.
In dah meentym, howsumeber, U ken googly teh wurds Lolcat Bible Translation an get 2 same plais…
Ai fink.
Dere iz a wunderful lolcat vurrsion of teh 23d Psalmon an other Biblikel goodies at
http://blog.3bulls.net/?p=1646
Hope teh linkie wurks. Njoy!
An also leeds 2 nother paige wif 10 Comandmintz wut we can has from Teh Crapture. XLNT, TC. Tayk 2 tablets & call teh Dr. in teh mawnin @ Mt. Sinai.
Nao, DAT is wun Bible dat I wud reed!
Um..no. It’s not Thanksgiving Day in Canada today. It’s tomorrow, n00b.
At my house we have Thanksgiving Day whenever I decide to.
Any opportunity taken to be thankful for what makes you happy is wonderful.
The planet would be a better place if we all did it more often.
kudos, keogh!
keudoghs?
to B., r not to B! (sorry culdnt halp it, evry now n gain i brake owt in teh punz.)
akchully shuld prolly xplain that there anuver wun hoo posts on teh board, hoo gows by B! (not B.) *sigh* at leest i unnerstans myself — most uv teh time NEway.
Jenny - I thinks wuz very nyce pun! Don’t trai to halp it - iz funneh.
*squints* I see wut u did dere……
i new azacktly whut u ment, n i agreez wif u a hunerd parcent!
Ronniecat did nawt say was in Canada - he says Catnada. Major kitteh holidaze usually awn day following Caterday so festivities can be prolawnged.
For teh hundredz of yeers Tanksgiving was on teh SUNDAY wen u went to teh CHURCH and gave tanks. Dey put teh statchetory holliday on MONDAY bcause most peeps dont work SUNDAY. In my howse and in many other howses, THANKSGIVING is on SUNDAY. MONDAY is just teh work holiday assoschiated with it.
And, noob? I was on FIDONET. Not so noob ackshully.
But tanks for ur input to my effort at contributen.
ps i is a she
Now we needz a speshul rosaree foar sayin dis prayur
Yes, yes we do. (Is reelee wunnerful, innt it? - I just am standin in awe of sum ov teh mynds heer). But I was thinkn - hoo do we has heer hoo cud design such a speshul rosaree. Purrhaps sumwun with a degree in Fyne Arts. Sumwun devoted to tihs site. Sumwun hoo purrhaps unnerstands how we thinks. Do we has such a purrson?
I, too, has teh teerz in mai ayes. Whut a hartfelt prairr. Nothin moar to say - is too byootiful.
Thanks so much for that. This site is one of the few things holding me together right now … my mother, who is 88 years old, is in hospice and has only 2 or 3 weeks left. LOLcats is the only thing that can make me laugh and help balance out the sadness. Though Mom is pretty funny, even in this state. She’s hallucinating ants on the walls and ceilings (not uncommon) and yesterday asked if I could see them. When I said no, she said “well, then, you must have gone blind!” I told her that I did need some new glasses, and she told me to go and get them asap.
If you need some friendship right now, feel free to join the cheezfrenz at http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/cheezfrenz/
If that link is borked, click my name, the link is also on my blog.
We do a lot of laughter, but we also do the “support group” thing pretty well.
When you tell us these things, you cannot possibly image the ripple effect.
You have touched countless unknown people. I know that you have touched me, who in turn, repeated it to my mother. Who else have you touched?
I used to be a home health aide. I cared for a man who had a diagnosis that was unknown to me, but he was very stiff in affect, like a robot. I did not expect emotional outbursts from him. One day he asked me, in effect, what the point of living was.
In effect, I reminded him of the “ripple effect.” I reminded him that one tiny little action, perhaps done by himself, could ripple out into a huge aftereffect that could safe a life or some other thing. (It sounded so much better and eloquent when I said it to him,…LOL!) He said quietly for a moment, then his whole body collapsed and he WAILED…HUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
I had touched him so much he howled with emotion. I made him KNOW that he was important in the universe.
Just as you have touched us.
These things are what life is made of.
homescribe… your mom sounds like a wonderful person with a good sense of humor. even in her hallucinatory state, she is making you smile. how special is that! what ronnie says about the ripple effect is so very true. just know that as you say your sweet goodbyes to your mom, there are countless stranger/friends holding you gently in their hearts.
Oh Homescribe, *hugs* to you. My father was very sick over the summer and was hallucinating all sorts of weird stuff and was very confused - half the time didn’t recognise me, was convinced people had stolen from him, and was also convinced he’d spent the weekend in Canada, and Paris, and Sweden (in fact he’d been in his hospital bed the whole time) and was asking me to explain what was going on. Which I really couldn’t do! Up to that point he’d been completely rational and suddenly my dad just wasn’t there any more.
It was really scary and very tough to go through because you have to be “up” for them when you visit but just want to collapse in a little heap so I really feel for you.
Please know that we are thinking of you and your mother…I know it only gives small comfort, but understand that we are here for you! You are in my prayers
**lights lighter…holds up in air until burnz fingers….
**sniff, sniff….YAH MAN !! YOU SAID IT RONNIE !!
u maded mai nite!!
gud greef, how meny binglolz wuz dat??
Tank u everybody, i only wish I had rememberd to include
teh JACK DETH HAIKU commentz!!!1!
What’s the password? be quick! or yer looze yer hat and any unattached hair!
Petey cat sez: Ceiling cat haz gone into the brite lites…..will brb
“Carol Anne - listen to me. Do NOT go into the light. Stop where you are. Turn away from it. Don’t even look at it”
Door cats job is to shut ur bedroom door so u caint go masserbate.
Cuz ceiling cat duzznt like it whin he caint wach u.