« Previous Smart cat | ME BID U Next »
» 96 Comments
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
-
Who be Talkin'
pj perry on Switchboard operator kitt… Blue on Switchboard operator kitt… 5 eagles on u’z not doin well at dis… momchan on We has problem. pj perry on u’z not doin well at dis… momchan on u’z not doin well at dis… pj perry on u’z not doin well at dis… kafleen on u’z not doin well at dis… momchan on u’z not doin well at dis… Trewzdaze on If you close it cweenmj on u’z not doin well at dis… sweetpea on It’s the Fyumi Gator on It’s the pj perry on u’z not doin well at dis… momchan on u’z not doin well at dis… 
Cheezburger Network Blog
Wot you mean, wot hrbls?!!1!
the harbls tiny dogs are too gay to has
FIRST
alas, no so much
everbudy conga!!
dun dun dun dun ass PIE
dun dun dun dun ass PIE…
Conga line! Dance party! *cheers*
ass PIE?
Dat sounds teh yucky…
Pleh!
Doggie getz teh gentle butt stern lekshur awn how things r dun!
no cussin
no fussin
wups.
mabeys jus a litl cussin?
(praps a nefyoo?)
I seez that lektur frekquently. My kitteh Paige is having to teech the new doggie (Papillion) how tings are done in our howse. She is queen. Only plazy with doggie when SHE wants to play wif doggie. (wich is usually when he’s not specting the catish inquisition….)
This lektur much uzed in my howse rite now. Paige the Kitteh is teaching Pete the Papillion whose da boss. And it’ ain’t HIM! Puppy has to lern kitteh only play when KITTEH wantz to play. Who cares if Puppy is sleepin and not WANT to be stalked
dog whare mah cheezburglar?
Looks me in da eye ballz whenz I talkin to u!
git a hold uv urself, puddy dog! we must reemayn kalm!
it’s *so* obvious you has eaten mai burgrz!!
I can has restraynin ordir?
Googie, uz no beelong here. Dey hav me? Y dey need you. Come wif me NOW an I showz U da wai back 2 da shelter.
I’z teacun’ you duh Kitteh Polka….don look so skeered…get up on two feets and let meh leed….
taking a step from his boundries, fluffy actively pursues an interspecies relationship by asking rex to dance
out of teh klawsit fluffy!
Fluffy: I wish I cud kwit u.
Goggie: O rly?
Fluffy: Ya rly!
Goggie: No wai! @_@
i lold hard. go fluffy!
pup iz all like: “d00d. chillax. geez.”
kitteh’s all
omgwtfbbq?!#!@$?!@%
I is ravver fond of OMGWTFHORSYBIRD!!!1!eleventyone!!!
…Pegasus?
OMG PONIES?
OMG PEONIES!!!
OMG PATOOTYS!
we is can be SUCH dorx.
OMG BATTLESTAR GALACTICA
OMG IKS NEGH’VAR ! ! !
OMG KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
Fledge? O_o
Iz L’Engle comment, rt?
sum tings be de private
jus gibbs me mah spase
an i wont killz u wyle u shleep
Hrbllz sniffin’?
DO NOT WANT
Goggie sez…
whut?….. OH doe is harbls?
I thot dey wuz NUTZ!
peenutz.
kitter ariline stewardess: You there seat 4b u mus hav pak of 24 peenutz naw!
passenger goggie: oh nos! I is allergik to da peentuz!
kitter airline stewardess: Lisin! U no gives me trouble or I will have u remove! U eat them and you LIKE EM! Don’t make me toss u out the escape hatch!
Passenger goggie: Umm okkkaayy rooooooooooowwwllllllllllllllll
I can has bennydrill?
I reelee luvs teh dialogue commentz (wehn tehy clefur as this).
AND so tiemly with teh news. We must now speek softly at airports and nawt jump and down wehn we’ve been treeted badlee – or we DIES!!!
mai bawss making me flyz to phoenix dis month … i r vary vary skared.
R u skeerded of phoenix or flyin?
I nevar fly in playne… but i been in a helicopper.
I skarded of flyin too.
If n i hadda get onna playne, I wud have to be knockded owt, cuz i wud be gibberin fool.
make evrybuddy else nutz.
I FEEL UR PAYNE! An sympathise.
I soree.
I dint meen skeered of flyin – thow taht be skeery nowadais, too.
I meant – skeered of whut kin happen in teh airport. Meanin taht yung woman a couple of days ago. She got very upset cuz she wuz bumped frum her flyte. She wuz takin away by airport secruity in HANDCUFF! Put in a holding area awl by herself (still handcuffed). She paniked, tried to free herself and sumhow managed to strangle herself. If I heered correctlee, she wuz an alcoholic and wuz on her way to treatment center. Had two small childrun . . .very sad.
We heers about peeple gettin hauled off of airplanes fur awl kinds of reasons.
Melissa – how do you get places if u don’t fly? Butt – did you liek helicopter? I nevver did that – alwayz wanted to.
Next tiem we get a pikshoor of kitteh all plooped awt, I mite say “Here we has teh Melissa, reddy fur her furst flyte!
From the news storie I read she had also, recently, spent time in a mental institute.
Flying is fun, but you have to be willing to completely trust 150 complete strangers that are responsible for the proper care and maintenance of an incredibly complex machine.
I doant go vary manee places. Been to Michigan(car) go ot FLA foar vakashun(car) I has allus wantid to see Europe, but lik i said owt cold. Ignorance is bliss.
I ‘member a lil bout copter ride….I was 5 and BEGGED my Daddeh. We were in Panama City FLA. on vacay. It was kewl!!!
Color kordinated pets iz color kordinated.
LOL!!!
OMG DOES ARE HRBALLS?!@#
do not want!
WUT DO U MEEN MAH BREATH STINKZ?
Iz d aminul vershun uv Britney & K-Fed. We can has divorss?
Well, yes… but yoo mus go kownsilleeng togevver fur sake uv childurns. Childurns liek mostest gloo evar – yoo stuck 4 lyfe to da uvver persun! So do it rite!!!
Strypee Kitteh tryz
Feelyne Mynd-Melld wiff Dawggeh.
Kitteh gawtz nuffeeng
Chayse t3h Bawll!… Chayse t3h
Bawll!… Fluffee Dawggeh seemz 2
habz a wun trakk mynd.
Dawggee eezilee
disstrakkted. Thawtz sertenlee
nawtz awn saym wayvlength
Jack.
LOL !!!
Chayse t3h Bawll… Chayse t3h Bawll….
duh da da da da da da….oh yeah…Chayse t3h Bawll..
da da da da da da Chayse da da da da da da da ….
Jackz, u mahkez de soe phunnie !!
absumolewtly lolicious
Oh, Jack, dis is teh topz! Yu ever see teh Dextur’s Lab cartune wher Dexter invents a formyoola to giv goggy teh powur of speech? Unfortunitly, teh goggee still haz teh goggee brayne…”A thing! I found a thing! Look, look, look, a thing! I found it! Here it is, the thing!! Is it dinner time now? Look at the thing I found!!!” et setra furever.
“It’s the STICK!” an he has Deedee. Dat wun bested Dexters EVAR!! Essept fur all de rest uv dem!
Dey varee funnee. Varee gud cartun. I liek da wun whar da bulb burns owt, so he gets Mom to take him to store fur noo wun – but is no talkee in da hole ting! An da mewsikal wun, “Do yoor breething, doo yoor breething!” LOL!
Hi, Duffy and B!
Beeg fan uv “Dextur’z Lab” anz its artist, Genndy Tarkovsky. Verra minimullist style. A lawtz lyke Alekkz Toth.
Tarkovsky duz “Dextur’z lab”, “Poweurr Puff Girlz”, “Samurai Jack”, t3h aminated “Star Warz” serreez, along wiff the new “E-shurranse” commurshullz.
Jack.
Jack, u r alwayz teh brilyunt, butt I thinks this tyme u has outdun even yrself! Kitteh Mind Meld!!! Awnley u saw it!
Ekskweez me, I iz Harry Butt Esq., dawggee’s lawyur. U is castin’ aspershuns on my client’s intelligenz! We wishes to state categoricly dat my client is plenny smart. Himz can smell tasty treets 50 yards away. Himz nebber furgets where himz haz buried bonez. And him knowz if he tiltz himz hedd and makez big-puppy eyez at stoopy hyoomanz, dey gibz him anyfing he wuntz. I movez for a bad-court-thingie!
ROFL @ bad-court-thingie!
How you gets your fur so floofy? I can’t do a fing wif mine!
Listen good Champ, LOOK AT ME Champ, you gotta stop doing that, Champ…
What Champ hears:
meow meow Champ, MEOW MEOW MEOW Champ, meow meow meow Champ, oh lookit he doing again showing me his goods, gotta sniff em it means, cos he wanna be my frenz….
kitteh: i saw rite thru yer littel trick wif da dryer… sillee dawg – u cant eeven spell ‘chzbrgr’ rite! ‘fud’ my stripey tail.
LIvly LOL. “Fud” n “oh pleeze” 1 of mah favrites!
Kitteh: Herz teh deel…. i climb on ur bak to get teh snax owt uv cabinet. I open teh boxez n eet teh snax, then u get to tearz up teh boxes all over howse — and make shure u get plenty uv ur teethmarx in them. Hyoominz will come home n think u got all teh way up to kabinets by urself, n will be vary impressd wif ur intelligence n cunning, n will giv u lots u snorgles n treetz! Don’t wurry, this wun time, i do it fur u fur free… cuz i sorry fer peein in ur bed n wantsesus to be teh frenz now, k?
oh datz so tipicals. teh eegr to has co-operashun goggie is doopt by teh kitteh wif crafty dezines.
Goggy is all, “yeah, yeah, okeh, I getz it, den whut? Okeh? Rite!”
Teho Kitteh sayz,”HOW MANEH TAMS I GOTZ TO TELL YOU?”
/in case u need a hit…dat “F” wurd…..
OOPS….not “hit”…HINT!
/foo
dat be a Froydeean slip!
Butt we awl sekretlee know taht Teho is rite.
no qweschun bout dat, JanetCH4K!
[still doing the conga]
Goggies! U staiz awai! U iz poizin!
Judo chop!!1!
A gangster cat is asking for cheezburger
LOOK – I tell u hau we get cheezburger. Wha? U dunno abot CHEEZBURGER? Best ting in worlll. We get 2gedder we ghet more, but we godda teem up. KAI!
TELL ME! Wha did they do 2 u at VETS? I heer they gonna do same ting to ME!
Goggie: I gotz to go for ride in teh car and then they tutored me!!! It wuz neet cuz there wuz lots of other goggees there and new peeps an new smells (an for a wile I felted kinda sleepy an took a nap I think) an then I gotz to ride in teh car agin!! It was all waggy!!
Kitteh: Oh gawd.
Kitteh: Goggie is teh stoopy. *rolls eyes* Nao wher mai gushifud?
gushifood = two lumps ref?
http://twolumps.net/
Ummmmm. . . EEEEEEWWWWWWW!
*LOLZ* Nah….jess moar ICHC ref.
Iz fien teh gushifud refurrunsez in udder pikshoors.
LOL
Serious kat is serious!!!
Keep yer nose to yerself or I turn you from Pom to Pug with one swipe!!!
LOL! Where dat videyo, wher dey show how dem skwish noze anemalses R maded? An it’s a toob standin uprite, dey put da aminal in der an drop it on its fayc!!! LOL! (Da videyo no show dem ackshoolee hutin NE goggiees or kittehs, just showin awf da masheen fur maykin skwish nozers!)
po po dawgy.
i liks this pikture. remin me of my one of mai goggies and kittehs. goggie is teh pom (lik pikture, but wite), but kitteh is himmie kitteh. they plys lik this all teh tim. usually goggie gets better of kitteh (but kitteh is bigger, 11 ponds, goggie oly 8. big kitteh) but somtimes not. but rly tey is bff.
Invisible dog becomes visible
meta foto
has pasd sireel an luupd bak arownd into ordinairy
to much Botox around the lips!!
Dis kitteh luk jus lyk mah kitteh Lex. He nawt has a goggie tho. When we gets a howse, we will has a goggie.
i kant beleevz how funnie evry1 is. i laffed froo dis hole fred. u is all gret ilu.