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Nice fangs on him.
i can has ur bluud?
plz 2 not b fulld, no relayshun 2 kownt orlok, do nom in…
fangz for de memoreez
okfangzbai
fangs for da mammaries…..
okfangsyervelcum
chineeeze kat
bidz u arigatofangz
Wood dat bee Yapaneezer Kat den?
Yer blud, I must has it.
I nevr dreenk …
tuna joose.
Fangz lodez fur teh laffingz :>
Helff — mah teef r lockd
u vantz teh interbieu? INTERBIEW MAH TEEFS.
One cheezburger two cheezburger, three cheezburger, wa ha ha ha ha
Sesame Street ref ftw!
Count von Count is brill. He be callud Graf Zahl in Germun und Graaf Tel in Dutch.
Ewseless info ‘r’ us.
Unsinn! Awl info is ewsefull. U NEVER knows!!!!
muss agree wit Janet… no info iz ewseless
[ahem]
todai Paris Hilton ___________ .
so… dat’s not ewseless… ai don wanna dun whut she dun
Count Catula iz vry velcoming. Y I not feel safe?
Velcome? Jess.
Safe? Mmm…Not so much.
I vant to suck yur catnip joose!
vampyre cat no lik sun
Vampire cat is invincible on Caturday!!!
Give it the cheezburger or give it your blood.
Sinse kittehs are nachurelly nockternal, teh vampyr kittehs are daywalkurs!
(has red too much vampyr fickshun)
He nawt vampyr kitteh,
He COWNT!
like teh one on Seseme Stweet.
A vun, a too a freee a foar!
He wud like a nice joosee cheezburger…..rare.
gawd dammit Lissa.
my humble apple orgeez.
same time typing fing.
No need TINA
Is same but diffrint.
Is no matter to me.
Whirled peas?
Now dat’s a diffrint storee.
humbl…
apul…
orjeez…
My fayce eggsaktlee wehn I saw taht. Is amaizinlee – orijunel. Fur this, wun shud be allowed to shout “furst,” I think! Too bad we can’t has sum kind of blinkee lites to direkt everywun to teh breathtakin, musst see commentz.
Melissa – u r, as usual, probably rite.
Thinkin this mite be another BurgerTribute, I checked it out. The Count von Count was born on October 9th. Close – but close enuf fur a tribyoot?
The Count also lieks to sit in the sun, and has a cat naymed Fatatita. (I dint grow us with SS, so I didn’t know that.)
I dinnit know dat eivver.
Fankoo foar teh info.
Yet anovver reeson I lub dis site.
Awsum info!!!
LOLFRENZ RAWK!!!!!!
Fire maarshl kitteh saiz
“Let meh sho joo somthin”
Ah am a legal profeshunul. Plz to be cuming into mah office.
also to beings careful of ze step aerobics gear. zey are relics of former life.
i trys to bring myself to sell zem, but alas, i cannot.
c’est la vie.
(befoar u aks, i nots noe wy leegl perfeshnul is Franco-Russian.)
I WUZ gonna aks. . .
thay cawl me Teh Cownt becoz ai luvz to cownt – wun-ah cheezburgr, two-ah cheezburgr, three-ah cheezburgr, four-ah cheezburgr BLAARGH … . . . .naow thay juss cawl me Rozy Odonnell.
dis hard tu say… but is jus posibil dat u is can be wakkyer den me am, TINA.
Too close to call!
♥
thare woz a ritch dood in Oztraylia cawld Kerree Packer. He had hart attak and woz sayvd by an ambleeance croo yoozin wun of dem deefillibr….. deefibrittl….. “CLEAR!”…….*ZAP ZAP ZAP* fingz. . . .Hee woz so happee abowt them sayvin hiz lyfe dat aftrwurdz, wen hee fown owt that heepz ov ambleeyansses dint hav dem he doenated abowt thurty ov dem (iz bak wen thay woz still liek $20 000 a peess). Heez now ded, but in Oztraylya them thingz iz still cawld Packer-Whackerz. troo.
nowai… rly? dem auss- osst – *dang* a u s t r a l i a n s allus haz dem funny sayins like “train Terrance on teh terra cotta” and “packer-whacker”.
Lol! Love this pic! Yay! I’m 13th!
lucky u :c)
Speshully lukkee on Caterday!
I’m especially lukee cuz i has no skool on monday!
I is teh Bownt — I changez to a cat.
Not liek that uther guy, who changes to a bat.
This suns, it burns me! Halp!
i wuz thinkin same fing (teh lite — ahhh, my eyz is shutted. ware my coughin??)
My smiley face, let me show you it.
I can has bloodburgr?
Doan ker if i has oferbyte! Kitteh hatez dat stoopit hedgeerz!
culd be a vampire kitteh, or culd be bucky, teh beever-cat.
“Heck of an overbite there, Skippy”
Da vamp-kitteh loors u in wit da beeg smilee, den, in mid-snorgle, CHOMP
luk att dis faice
wud i lye too u ????
u surprizes meh wit ur misstrust
LOLZ!
Plz 2 b takin pikchur agin, I tink I blinkz.
ok sai CHEEEEEEEEEEEEZburgr
we r da DMV. we not tayk yer pikshur moar tahn one tymes. iffen u blink, is too bad: dat teh pikshur whut goes on yer liecanse.
aha! so him is Cownt Toonces!
Anuther skool pikshur I’ll want Mom to frow owt…
lol! Sew tru!
Just payd much $$ to haz feeansay’s son’s seenior picshure taken profshunaly.
Stoopy kid refewse to smile an show hiz teef! Kep smirkin!
Cud a used a lessin frum dis kitteh!
Ai reed dis latr an thinks mebe wrdz sownd harsh. But teh son is great kid, we iz gud frens. I call him “stoopy” wif grate afec – affek – efec – wif love! Just wish he not too kewl to grin for pikshur!
Doant kik ursef. Awl kids luvabul an adorbul….an stoopy!
Heh heh My fren’s kid, when she was like 8 or 9 (she’s 15 now) I blacked out one of her teeth on the picture of her on the mantle. (on the glass with a crayon..I would never ruin someone elese’s stuff…intentionally) She showed her teeth for the first time since then for a professional picture this year.
I haz teeag sun too….they not like tu smile. It’s a dizaffekted teen ting…..
Heven fobig sumbody tink they happy and not fulled of angst and sturm and drung
my emos. let me show u them.
i keeps dem in teh yeerbuk fr so much barusmint 10 yrs frum nao.
ja… tu manny ppls at mah skool wantz ppl 2 bleev dat dey r awl angsteh an der lyf an abis an u shud feelz sry fur dem cuz deyr dad neber huggld dem… an im lyk, u goez 2 beberly hills hi skool, sukz it up an cutz ur hayrs. it duznt suxors hear dat much….
akchually, not dat manny emos at mah skool… is all skaturz wit emo hayrs. (emo hayrs is fine, guyz wearin makeupz an gurls clobes is weerd.)
and props fur “sturm and drang” ref.
I am Fang…welcome to our tea house and fortune cookie emporium…
we also sell herbal remedies, and plastic clogs, and dooney bourke bags, char siu chicken, on the side.
Duz yoo hav free ranj tampons?
LOL
Iz didnt no de came dat wai !!
Lernez sumting noo ebbery dai
Guess de free ranj wonz are healthier
free range tampons….skritch, skritch muh head….plz to explain? OR WILL I BE SORRY?
prolly sry. hasta do wif bluuuuuud.
Vampire cat is asking for cheezburger.
I think that those fangs are fake; ie – digitally enhanced
nah. speshul fex dpartmint is can be veri gud wif maeking teh proes… porst… props… teh faek teefs. him can eben eets wif dem!
ah, so wut? I nawt cum heers to fink…i cums heer to STOP finking.
pffffffthbwAAHAHAHAHAhaaaaa ha.
ya riet.
I iz heer fur teh lolcats!
Dracula cat sez Cheedren off the nite– wot moozeek dey makes.
… – wot cheezbgrs dey makes…
strangers in de nigh de doob be do do……. it will be awight….
oh I givs up- 2 late four thinkn….. cants membr hole song…..
*sigh* ges itz tims to go bak to writn SERIUS paper, gota stop doin onlin skool ats almos midni….”
momcat
i like mai cheezburger vary, vary rare … kbaithnx
Igorkitteh say ‘valk DIS vay” and den hop on him backestest legs
i brote u brains. u know Abby? Abby Normal?
♪ Ah…ain’t got nobooooody…. ♪
iz pronowncd EYEgore.
i b halpful labritoreh asseestuntz.
o hey — i didn see ur coment b4 i maed myn, belo.
gmta rtfa lol bbq etc.
Bu – Ai v beeg smail – u no LAIK? I welcom u 2 orthoDoney’s Auffice whair Ai m resadent kitteh.
I lyk cheezburgr plz. Raer.
Hospitalitee cat is hospitabel
…Hospitabel cat will send u to hospital (so carefulz of teh teef n clawz) :cD
oops ment fur this to be nested undur cmerry’s komment. *sigh* oh well.
Igor, fetch me a spider. I iz hungry.
wak DIS wai.
[ker-hunch]
[ker-hunch]
[ker-hunch]
If I cud wawk dat way I wudnt need talcum powdur.
— Groucho.
wun gazillion cheezburgers 4 dat!!!
BwahahahaOWWW!
Ah dust bit mah thung…
SCARY FANGS!!! VELCOME!! haha
Fangs a lot, Count. Erm. . .have some garlic toast?
EGAD!
I vant to drink ur blood. Too bad ur not my type.
BLARGH! I am undead.
I leik dis Kitteh, he hab grat senz ob humor, play prac-ticl jokz.
Photoshop’d. Why those pics allowed? UGH.
(liets teh barby q)
BINGO!
kitteh sez CHEEZ…
fayk smylz alwaez skeeree sumhao…
I has noo faesliff. See?
ur riyt. dat IS skary.
Dai sumtiems iz! O_o
Botocks OD!
ZOMG I taut u sed buttox. Nao I has tu kleen cawfee offov teh carpit.
What happened to my cheezburgr? I could swear I ordered it with ketchup.
…Teh cheeeldrin of teh nait. Wut sueet musick dey meik…
http://members.aol.com/vampyrfilm/private/jpgs/bramdr.jpg
Vampire cat is constipated, or is trying to get phart out of bunghole.
take me too ur leeder (he he he he)… i need tp fur my bunghole. (he he he he)
mabey u shud study moar bowt teh vampyrz, an suun, befoer teh helmowf cans opun.
Vellcom to mai humbl abode. Plees, maek yurself at hoam. I is so pleezed to eet…er, meat yu!
Y hello. U iz jus in tyme fer our Caturday parteh. We iz habin mise, sparroez, fishie caeks an ise keem. Cubber charj iz fibe dolers.
U R whut U eet….
Kitteh tried da Dorkfish….. Uh Hyuk!
Did Kitteh ketch teh Dorkfish wif a kornie-dawg?
I eets himz libber wif teh fav….flev…..dem beenie weenies and a nies kiyanti!
nom nom nom
Gargoyle cat needs wings and a twin.
i bewongs to an orfodontist
i so gwad i got da bracez off b4 mah burfday. nao i not shamed of mah teefs…
I can has very Very VERY rare cheezburger?
Yah, an hol teh cheez. An teh bun. An teh meet.
halp! Im poor an mah huge cat iz a vamipre!
I can haz nosferatu?
Smelly cat iz about 2 git smelly…