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I have eaten the velveteen bunny and am wearing his skin? WTF?
( oh, teho… firsty firsty firsty !!! MWA HA HA HAH !!!)
srsly tho – WTF is going on in this photo? and is that a lee press on head?
luks lyk sumwun put a kitteh hed on a turkee.
ROFLMAO!!!!
omg I laffed ’til I was wheezin’
That must’ve been one seriously matted cat.
oh hai, i shaved mai dredz to looks moor perfeshunal. u like?
theese pics r heckca funny1all thje cats r just 2 cute.i wish all of the were mine,MINE,mine i tell u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is tres creepy.
I agree…..WHY? would you do that to a cat??
mebbe is like wen a 3-yr old hoomin gets ahold of sum sizzers and desides to cut its own hares. Kitteh wented a liddul too far…
i gues iz a traed-off — looz cuddlie valew, gane cuhmeedic valew
My friend had to do that after his cat was ill and he couldn’t brush her. Her skin was so tender it would rip if he brushed. Now she’s better, and he ended up having to get her shaved. She looked similarly freakish!
Because people are very very cruel…
Ohai. I’m new heer. Been readin’ but not postin’, so I guess is time for me to say “HI” to alls the hoomins an’ kittehs aroun heer.
Dis kitteh is reddy fr zommer-time. Dis called a “lion-cut” cuz it look like dey haves the lyons main. Mai neebors’ catz get dis ebbrey zommer. Is vewwwy gud fur-cut fur de Perzian kittehs when it hot out.
Course, dey don’t likes it muchly, at furst.
Nyce ta be heer. LUB dees kittehs an’ all the laffs I gets ebbery time I logs on.
Kthx,bai nao!
Wellcum, 3! Glad to see u!
Gald u ar heer! Kittehs ar mush funs, an so is da peeple!
Stend, ai lubs ur classee FURST line!
tank ewe – I’m all about class, tact and grace, as you know
srsly tho – this photo has a serious ‘lotion on the skin’ vibe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbcbIxyqZps
TEHO !!! did you add ‘puts the lotion on it’s skin’ to bingo? ;o)
Dat is won serslee WEERD video to c be4 furst kup ob koffee!
oh, pls stend, not ressureck that one pls! yu kno it creaps mee out…
You haz slain teh velveteen bunni. You get a small wabbit skin.
be ba bebe buntin
dadis gona huntn
two ketch a widdle wabbit skin
to wap da bebe buntin in
momcat
Poor kitty
musst haf ben sum wyld parteez…
Dis is whut happins whin ur teh firstest to passes owt!
oar mebbe iz goin to Halloweein az a skroetum!
o boi, u so lukkee I wuz not sippin kawfee wen I reeded dat…
mee too
That is hilairiless!! OMG tooo funnie.
My hedz looks pastid on yayz
PETA kittah canno wear real fur
datz juss so FTW.
iz maykin me tink ov teh Sowf Park wiv teh PETA villidj – ware thay reeeeeealle lurv thayr animul frnz.
http://www.shoutwire.com/articles/99675/South_Park_PETA_Video.html
does that count as a ‘photoshopped’ comment? we’ve got ‘lotion in the basket’ above, and I’ll add (obligatory shaved pussy joke) here – what’s the count now?
um… thee cownt lookz lyke a 4, but ai think it was orijinlee a flamingo kissing its own ass.
has ennyone seen my fur kote? i swear i lef it arroun here somewheres… oooooh, i feels kinda dizzee. ill jes be over here if u sees it, k?
that wasn’t specially done for the purpose of the sight was it? Please say no!
I’m trying to be open minded and find it’s 97 per cent funny here, but I won’t return if cruelty becomes involved.
Be cool guys
onli 97% funnee? not, lik, 97.8%?
onestly, mos of us cant sai “no” cause we has nofing to doo wif teh making or posting of teh picture. but instink tells me tihs wasnt done for teh porpose of teh “sight”. tehre are several resons to (insert yur faforite ditry joke here) shave yur kitteh. and if yu ar a hibitual lurker on tihs site, yu probably alredy kno how fas we jump on actual crulty. so lightn up, k?
yeh wotz wiv dat? wee iz fun hundred purr scent wunny!
Wood we? Wood we do dis? You DO be newbie here, if you mus ask dis. We bees repons…releppson…are too growedup to do dat meen fing! pphhffbb
yeh!! pphhhlllbbbbssss!
:p~~
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah! [/Lilo & Stitch girls]
And pls try not to bees tellin dis grammiekit how to behaving. ok? tksbie.
seriousli dude, you fink DIS is cruelty? no, try seein kittehs wif smashed paws and bb gun wounds in der sides, ticks and ear mites and all dat nasty stuff. DATs cruelty dat I sez everyday. I (and da ofers) comes here for da giggles, and da lurvs we all share for da kittehs.
dis is just a hair cut, for a kitteh dat problee had nastee mats. deh left his widdle feetsies warm wif fur! dats nice for dem!
Dear Jo,
We wud nun of us bee heer if cruelty to animuls wuz involved. This is wun of teh moast animal-luvin playces in teh werld!
We celebratez the animalz by enjoying teh pikshurez and caps so kyoot taht we are splorting r mornin coffee on our pyooterz an r heds r constalntlee esplodin frum teh kyoot, rekwiring extensive clean-up on ailez 3,7,8 and 10.
Tehn we enjoys maekin clever remarks, laffin at other bodies funnies and generally chit-chatting amongst rselvez. We plays games, writes poems and playlets – and talkz about our precious furry companions.
So – we are shocked – SHOCKED to learn taht sumone thinks taht we, or the Holy Burgers, wud EVER tolerate cruelty to animals. It is liek a stab in our gentle (but stern) hearts.
guud comentz J! “Shocked”, ah tells ya! Joo maed piontz and maed me laff : )
So twoo, so twoo. JanetCH4K, yu took da wurdz rite owt of mah mowth!
Seereeyuslee, ennybody dat thinks we tolerate cruelty to aminals needs theyr heds checkd owt. If’n we thawt a kitteh wuz reely bein abyoosed in a pikshar, we be vry angree an da Burgrs baleet da pikshar
immedy…imma…rite away.I agree with Jo 100% …
Looks to me like it was done for the joke. If that cat goes outside it would be freezing, or getting sunburnt, or getting scratches and cuts because it’s not protected by its fur… not funny. DO NOT WANT.
*sigh* No. Iz cawled “lion cut.” Iz usualee dun to kittehs whoz floof haz gottun tu messee n matted 2 be grumed awt anee udder wai. Dis prawbublee case heyr, n ownurz iz hafing da gud-naturd fun at kitteh’s tempurraree misfowrtoon.
everwun pleez to go to
icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/14/laff-nd-u-dies/
Heer is a differeunt hairless kitteh taht reelee luks shaved. It reelee duz seem to me (an just Duffy and ManfredMom, apparently), taht tihs kitteh is wearin (i haz no idea why) sum kind of shinee pink garment. Duz nawt at awl luk liek skin. To mee.
I am tinkin kitteh in this pikchur just hadz hiz hayr cut, whyl kitteh in udder pikchur hadz it cut a fyoo daiz ugoh. Dat whut happen when mai kittehs waz spaid–tummeh was all pink at furst, den got darkur n fuzziur grajualee.
I had kitteh with severe skin nfection once. Kitteh Doc shaved his back legz, butt, half of tail, and tummy. Him was sooo embarrassed! Didn’t want to be seen. We used cortizone lotion on him until he healed, den fur grewz back.
OMG!
Ai unce seed mai grampa wif himz shirt orf. Himz ches looked jus laik tehis!!
oh an teh rmains of teh oranj ones ar also poysin!!
sum oranj wuns so poysunus deyr furz be dyin and fallin owt
the ornj ones ar radioactive?
Awl hoo know fur shur hav been furever silunzeded.
dat jest spoooky!
Iz it rong dat ornj iz mai fayvorate colur? Cuz it reely iz. Ai lubs mee sum ornj.
ornj is grate collor. but it maks me luk jaun… jyawnd… lik iv somfin rong wif mai liver.
`*sigh* me toos – ennything orinj an I turnz into a oompa-loompa,
that just ain’t right
Would dis be qualifin for NSFW? Dat poor kitteh is naekd!
Dude! Wherez mah fur?
Jackass kitteh is sorry he took the dare…
STAWP!!! JAMMIE TIME!!!
Oh oh oh oh!
Duh nuh nuh nuh…CAN’T TOUCH DIS!!!
Travel Kitteh says,
“Man, doze errport surchez are
gehting owt uf hahnd.”
lol, “errport…”
teh spellng reflex teh trooth
Ummm… uh ohes… wut’d i drinkt last nite?
Ooooh … I drinkt 2 much Nair.
Yet anuthr bachelurr partee gon rong!
Dey tooked mah jammies but I’z still gotz mah mittinz an slippurz.
Looks like the got a haircut!!
curmudjin kitteh…haz efurry rite 2 be curmujinny!
ai can haz row-gain?
NK tewtallee awf thred….
Where did our Meebo room go?
ANnie & I were there at 4PM & talked for about 20 minutes. Guess we have to advertise in the comments section that there’s a chat every Caturday at 4 Eastern.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/chat-with-us/ – I just checked, and it is still there, but I can’t see a link to it either….
Yah that’s what I meant. There used to be a link over there on the right hand side of the page that said We has a meebo room. That’s what I was talking about.
Sowwee, ai misunderstanded! But, dusnt herts to lets peeplez noes bowt r chat tymes!
s’all good!!! Savin teh link Marie left.
Teh counter taht said how meny LOLfrenz were on is missing, too. I reelee liekd that. Hoep it comes back.
Do we need to rite to teh Burgerz?
Heye JCH4K..Sry OT
I seed yu comint ystrdy tryn to fine gud URL grae tee. i lubs Republic of Tea vureity Earl Greyer. hte flavr coms fum orinj burgermot. mos nommy wif t3h haf n haf ur da mikl ef yu wash kolestrl. Republic of Tea can has unlyn chopng n reetale menny plezzes.
i reed ICHC lotz bt i no komint eccep i lubs nommy tee
thank u verry mutch, achin_back. I luked it up and will ordur sum – wud lieks to try it out. I din’t know about tehse peeepl. I luvs meny teas – i even picks mai own spearminz fur teas – most delishus. Butt Earl Gray mai favoiet. Lady Gray also . . .well, dez awl gud!
I fink so. Counter still der, but its stuk on 10-1 n teh saym numbr awl tteh tyme.
The All Blacks lost today
the whole country feels like that cat…..stripped of all dignity and win. Verry Verry sad Gayla 
I go naw.
Oh, Gayla. So sad u are sad. *whispers* Hoo are teh All Blacks?
(I give u fiev burgers to cheer u up a liddle)
All Blacks=Niew Zeelnd rugbee teem
Rugbee!! Teh Syracuse rugbee teem awlways winz teh hyoomin sled-gog rase during Winterfest heer ebery yeer!! Dey also weer teh shortee pants in cold wethr! Lubs to watch does well shapeded fiyes runnin frew teh snoe! Gayla gets to see teh guyz in shortee pants a lots!! Dat puts smyle on her fase??
Only da most awesom rugby teem in da wurld!
Lost to da Frenchies. I cant baleev it.
i haz simp..shin..sry4yu nd ur rubgy taem. dun grae shortz iz pleh
Gayla…..
Nooooo! Is not can BE! Not to… to…. de Freeench?
Is I can cumforts Richie McCaw?
SOB
yep — the All Blacks — much favored to win the World Cup this year….lost to de French! UGH Austrailia lost today too– it has been a sorry day! Good thing for me I am only half Kiwi– the “real” ones are mourning intensly — very important to them, in four years…..we try again!
Thanks for all the love friends.
G
Oh, is far wurse tahn i reelized. It wuz the REELEE BIG IMPORTANT game. Whut can we do to cheer u up? Nothing, I know. Much favorred to win . . .maeks it all teh moar sad. Meny hugs to u.
Have a couple of bud lites – maeks u maybee sleepy.
Allez les bleus!
I drank wine…..slept thru Sunday and I feel a bit better today LOL
Poor kitteh is bigtime luzer at strip pokur.
(Srsly, hope his peeps are kind an gentlee cuddledy to him till it groes bak and then dont let him get mattied or durty or whutever agin. Mebbe he’d lahk a swettur?)
Dis haz ben sed in uver pix, but…gotsta sez it heer!
“I SAID LINE CUT!”
obscure recurring thread !!! teho – add to bingo !!!
Sumtymes wen ai luks at pic, kitteh luks shaveded. Udder tymes luks lyk he werin somefing tite – a nitted pink won pees. Ai fink ai see seems. N ders dis wyte fing on his belleh – luks lyk button. (Gess its himz belleh button!) Dis jus mai ayjed ayees??
Unless both ov us with teh agin eyes r rong, u r rites. I sees seems, too. on all four legs and goin up rite shoulder. so – why is kitteh warin a shinee pink body suit?
Wail, sum uv da raized parts is da veins on hims arms… Mebee he iz startin to grow bak, but its cummin in white underfur furst? I dunno why sumwun wood giv sucha drastik shave to a kitteh, unless he got into a stickee ickee sumpin…. He nawt a longhair kitteh, it looks to me…. I hav seen dis pic befoar, it nawt jus fur chezzburgers dat sumwun shaved a big ol tom kitteh.
Duz look weerd, poor guy! LOL, poor guy…. LOL…
If he wuz ma kitteh, he’d HAV jammeez, an he’d prolly look even funnier!
veins seems awfllee strate! n der’s nots tooo menee ob dem! hhhhhhmmmmmm
Yu noe whut, MM, I think teh kitteh is wearin pink longies — he gotz buttins all teh way up his middul belleh, I think, an I don noe of enny kitteh whos skin is teh same culur of sammon-pink all ofur. They skin is more gray-white, isn it? Lak teh laf-an-you-die kitteh from a few daies ago.
Iz he gotz on a spandex Leotard insted of a Leo cut?????
I fink so!
Please you step into muh yurt for some enlightningment….
What u want know? CLAP! ok das the soun of a tree falling down in a forest, no matta huz around! But real question: who care? The world upside down and u worried about sech things? Now leave ur cheezburgas and go in peace!
puts on earphones aaaah some Pearl Jam…ahhhhh
…bewwy button…
Poor puddy…….not look like happy camper!
poor kitteh look so helpliss
Dis Kranky Kat… vewy Kranky.
I not 2 shur pik up and cuddlie is gud ID reit noa.
Punch u in da nose wit dat rite hand.
Um, Hai… (peeks around nervoussomely) I’s nue heer. Neva posted nuthin’ sofar, but I’s reed alot of posts n’ pict.caps, and laffs alot. Yous guys n’ gals n’ KITTEHS are some AWESOME! Tanks alot fur allyer funnies an’ sharin’ wits an’ wonders.
Jus’ wanna say, dis kitteh, wit de pink jammies on (off!) luks jus lik mai neebor’s kats, evvvy sommertime. Dey gets dis ‘Lion-cut’ (RRROAR! Meow!) so deys not so hots wen it gets hot n’ hooomid ‘roun here.
‘Course, dey donts like it muchly, atfursts. But den it groes bak qik.
Did I do dis LOLspeak OK? Mai furst tyme tryn it.
Yoo doo gud yob talkin!!!
Wuz hims kittehs lawng or short hair? I wud fink redundint to clip short hayr kitteh unless it got into a yuckee…..
An welkom to da ICHC! Moar is merree!!
Tankee, B!
Des neebors hab 3 lang-har Persoon katz. 2 Simees typ, & 1 byotiful pur whyt. We (hubbi & me) hab 3 shrt-har tabbies: 1 tan, 1 oraj (nt poisson, him schweet & snorgly) & 1 leetle kalico gal.
Eksotic short hayr kittehs hav reely thik dubbl koats. Dey much happyer when yu trim or shav dem in summar. Snorglier too, cause dey not so warm. Ob cours dey look reely silleh.
An wellcom to ICHC!!! Yu dids verry good jorb for furst-tiem LOLspeeker. Der reely ar no ruleses. As lawng as we can unnerstand whut yu writes, den yu did gud.
ai liks yur name! n yur lolspeak is jus fine.
Wellcum 3!! Az ai awlways sais, furst ruul of LoLspeek is: der iz no ruuls! U do jus fine! N no b so nerbussum! Weez a frennlee bunch!
i cans testifey to probabl truf of “lion cut” I haz golden ‘trever goggies (muz be defectiv tho- neber retervies jus runs ober an sez “looks you throws it here!”) de do da sam ding to fuffy goggies. On goggies de canz shav da undasides (yuz be gud stenz!) or da hole goggie. mai goggie had tummy shav once, didn seems to help much….Dis in ORYGUN, gets hot mebe 2 weeks of year! Neber seen kiddi dun but possible.
Red vet col lum once said not gud ding to do sumn about furs be venilatin four goggies. So not do agains.
momcat
by da way-welcome! I is relative new. We is split purrson al ati gascat mai son
i jus keeps usin his logo cause its easier. I alwys put “momcat” in – keeps gascat happy.
o hai momcat! Ah wuz wonnern about da diffrnt namez awn ur posts : ) nao ah unnerstans
Howdy, 3LK – nise to meet yu!! Yuse clerely our kind of peeps – welcom! Do yuse can has three kittehs? (I do).
O sry – didn reed far enuf to see yu dscrib yr bebehs. Is all gud. (Lots of us also posts stuff twise becus sometimes the pyooter noms our first post and then kaks it up way latur. Or nevur.)
DOH!
Iguess I needs mor praktc. Postd 2x. oopps.
Dids ai wellcum u twyse?? Iffn so, ai taykeses won back!
Dis b smylee banana!
No, dat’s jus me. I postd wunct earlyer on thred, thn wait… wait… no com up, so I postd agin.
THEN, othr post pops up.
Jus’ a noobe bein’ al impatiens.
Tankee fur allde welkoms. BIG HUGS fur ICHC!
dat b dot yellow line dot fur mez… doz icons neber seems to kum out righ on mai ‘puter, anybudz no wai? Cud id be ‘nother Vista “enhancement?”
momcat
I think that is just a weirdness…. I use Firefox on ICHC because icons and avatars look all borked to me on IE7, but I use IE7 on other sites that don’t play well with the Firefox.
But my work computer (don’t tell on me!) has IE7, and the smileys and avatars look OK, there. Both ‘puters run XP Professional.
Anyway, my tip for the day…. go ahead and load both browsers on your computer, you can even use both at one time with no problems. They are free, so it doesn’t cost anything to give it a try.
I be usin Firefox wif Vista an da ikons look just fien to me. Vista been behavin for me, tho. I nawt had problms wif it liek sum othr peeps hav.
wait, what?
Dis foto iz much pleh! Wher we bord our kittehs sumtymz dey hav dis “Lioncut” too. Dis kitteh not luks happy. Hz harbls, we can see them. Kitteh can has no
dignity.
3LittlKitties, welkm to ICHC. I’m kinda nu 2. Red a lot, den jumpt in. U lrn LOLspeak by lukn at xmpls. Nice peeps here, srsly. Bai
Moreen wun way ta skin da kat….
Monsterz Inc Kitteh got a lil kids’ sok stuk on his bak again. (oh noes, teh furgot teh e-coller, tho)
Har!!1! Youz funneh!
Kitteh taeks skin dyving seereuslee.
“OTAY, NAO I KETCH TEH FISH!”
ai noe wot diss iz – iz valyntinez day rekwest gon rong.
‘baybee, wotz yoor seekrit fantussee?’
‘um… well…it wud be kynd ov hawt if….’
‘go awn, doan bee shy baybee. nuthingz too weerd foar owr speshul dae’
‘reallee?’
’srsly’
‘well… it wud bee totallee hawt if….’
if yoo haznt figgerd owt ware this iz going pleez cawntact teh Foks Netwurk. Thay iz hyring peepul juss lyke yoo.
Wow. Worst. Photoshop.Eva!
no wae B. Brtny Sprz kareeyar iz teh wurst fotoshop evah. enny uthr nomnomnayshuns?
Buddha belly kitteh forgeted teh buddha baldhed. Moar practiss, grahshoppah. Omm…
i wuz thinkin uv makin buddha belly joke, but culdn’t think uv good wun. Urs is much funny!
gd blog
Dis too daim funneh, but liek others Iz hopen iz was for a reason.
Nakedcat… is naked.
poor cat.
We had to doed dis to one of our kitturz, altho not so compleetley. Him had baaaaad mats frum beeing fat layzee non-washing kittur. We shaved his butt half. Him walkded around all nakerz an sillylookin for couple weekz; den wen he got himz furr back, himz was VERRRRy protectivative of it. Washeded it awl da time–nebber letted it get all mattzy agin.
I are scuba kitteh, and are wearing pink wetsuit.
Looks all ready for the stew pot. Cat with potatoes, carrots, peas…mmmmm! Beats Cheeseburger.
NOT FUNNY
mah lawnghair got teh lion cut fo da summr, buts, mah snowy gots all twangled in teh flyzpaper an haddit too. silly kitteh!
dint no lion cut fur reel but iz saw lotza fotoz of kittehs lost they fuffehs heer http://www.thecatgallery.com/himalayan_cat_models_page_8.html
Looks done for the shot only… I’m doubting a short-haired cat like that got so matted that it needed to have most of its fur shaved down to skin.
Hmmm…
Uncool.
Hey its a nice cat! but wat is it doing? not the most buatifull cat if you ask me:-)
heh! sorry if you dont understand me
i come from Denmark
the best land ever
rofl 8
rofl i mean noooooo!!1!!
im typing this on a wii any one here type comments on the wii