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Movin on up..
(Movin on up)
To a deluxe apartment in the skyyiiiaiiiaiii…..
Teh Jeffersons ref FTW!
OMG!! And she wuz FURST!!! Whoo hoooo!!!1!!eleventy!one!!!
hee hee hee
ANDS she didn maek big fat fuss bowt it eethr.
dat, ma lolfrends, is clas.
Sabriand is firsty firsty firsty !!!! teho – teho – teho, neener neener neener !!! ;o)
LOL!
liek u arnt alredy bord of dat too.
mm huh.
no, actually – I love it !!! how often do people get to be first?
umm…..EVERY freakin picture…..
She? Ummm… Sabriand is a boy’s name… at least I hope it is…I dun want to wear dresses.
sry, dint noe. nevr herd yr naem b4.
…ps, i has worn dres. u shud try. veri libr… librar… labl… is feels nyse.
Well, I’ve done the kilt thing before…but I have issues with my bits swinging about in the wind
OMG TEH SEKRIT BE OWT!!!
AN MABEY WUN OR TOO OTHR TINGS!
Ah once got my hubbycat to wear a mu mu, himz looks bery cute in it (mu mu) very long- no problems wif bits.
momcat
Theo! I can’t believe you wore a dress…I may need therapy…..err…who do YOU go to?? LOL
wut kind name iz? I likes it!
Arabic actually, Sabri, the root of it, means patience.
Oooo. I like that. I’ll have to remember that! (can you type it out in arabic for me, or at least phonetically sound it out?)
DEFNITLY needings dat rown heer. gud on u.
oh ho!! u has cum to teh rite place to try dat owt!!
jinxs
Ummm, Sabriand IS my name…. It’s one of the lucky things about having a rare name, you can use it everywhere.
Just as a bit o triveea, Little Bird is wat mai naym meens in arabic.
I fot mebbe u waz a gurl, Sabriand. Sry. Mah dotter Sabrina hadz a disleksik teecher who allus rote her name “Sabrian.” Drov us nutz.
Sabriand is a nais name, varry unyushual.
Hmmm, I’ve been giggling at the various foibles that could come of having a dyslexic teacher….most of them are entirely unrealistic, but I can’t tell you what a fun place my mind is right now.
Well, Sabrina shares the same root as Sabriand, so it’s understandable. I think there’s a soccer player that has the same name, but it isn’t common.
[handclaps]
feesh doan fli fru teh kichin
beenz doan burn in teh bowl (pleh)
tuk meh hoel lotsa tryin
jussa cliem up dis powl
now i’z up in teh burdhowz
waytin ma tern fr a snak
birdys on playts, longz i waits,
an not fal an braek ma bak
oh we moovin ons up…
wao, Teheeho…my admirashuns, lemmee showz u it.
Berry gud Teho!
and u said u cudn’t sing!
i dinnint.
Ok -u sayed purrhaps u dint sing very well – but yur SISTER haz a wunderful voyce!
DYN-O-MITE !!!
(on a semi-related note, shirley Q liquor would like to remind you: the blue water will not dissolve a hair weave, and please do not spill anything on the carpet as it is not yet paid for)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j73WtH9tWkE
If you do not know how to fasten your seatbelts, you stupid and you need to get off this plane. Now sit down, shut up, and here we go!
PLEEZ don’t everyone gasp in horror. No gentle butt stern lekshur heer.
Just congrachulashuns to EBBRYWUN fur doing JUST RITE! Sabriand is reelee onlee wun who can’t do it. OTHERS may dance around and celebrate teh wun hoo, under teh extreme pressure, came up with a clefur and suitable comment.
I is dun nao. No moar lekshurs. Sumwun else must taek up teh torche!
btw? “butt stern” is can be redundimant.
I’m sorry, but you should hear the lectures my cats give me on correct grammar, always mow this and murr that, honestly I don’t think they’d let me live if I mocked their grammar skills, suffocate me in my sleep or something
kitteh iz too obviouz , starve she will
need mour camouflaje
Hi, Mrs. Bird, can Robin come out and ……..play?
iz en frst cl@ss. Wantz my cheezbirder nao. plsktnks
dis mai house— I like it, all meals are delivered…..
ya dis beetz SimunDelibrz all ta hek.
hoo b simon?? no hab in Syr. only fing we gets delibered heer is pizza or other pastafarian fuds!
mmmm, noodly pendijs…
(btw… dis wut i meens: http://www.simondelivers.com )
Fanks Teho! Wish we had dat here! Hao big is der delibery area??
We gots da Peenk Dawt, but onlee down in H’wood…. We wuz gettin desperit when we boff had codes an were runnin owt uv soop….
Vons delibbers, but takes 24 hrs…. Sigh. Da good ol days had it goin on sumtiemz….
fsm ref ftw!!1!!
Eviction Kitteh has evicted former tenant.
failyur to pay teh rentz..too hunnerd and tirty cheezburgerz a munf, plus utilitees.
Plus, they kep kloggin up teh toilits. Durty burds.
HEEEeeerrr, birdee, birdee, birdee!
Mai tray…
is in full upright posishun
MAAAAANNNN..
I pesifikly axed foar teh Lo thodium Blu Jai Meel!
But teh cow bird meel will be ok I guess…….
Moar champagnie plz!
whiper will, whiper will
caw, caw
uuuuuu 2, uuuuu2
upheer, upheer
Lukupheer, lukupheer
dat’ll bwing dindin fast!
I lieks de Kalifornyea kwaylz, dey say “Chicago! Chicago!” LOL!
epitome of “catbird seat”?
My mawm would use that term. Didn’t think annybody else knew it!
OMG…I noes dat term frum dat story by James Thurber,The Catbird Seat, bout dat obnokshus woman and dat liddow strange anal man hoo gotz his rebenge….LUBBED dat storeh!!!Was so funny/odd….
Is u tearin up teh pea patch?
Major Tom to Ground Control…am looking for that protein snack, so I don’t float away and feel all peculiar….
AWW YEAH!!!
I can has dibeeetus?
dat commint full of win an wittee!
NO WANT DIBEEETUS! altho interesting tie-in, hmm
plz to sen sumn besiz space bars and tang! I needs real fuds!
momcat
I tawt a taw a puddy ta*GULP*
Ya beeted me to it! : )
im in ur burdhouses gettin mah mcnuggets
(sparrow flies in)
*gulp*, man, these in flight meals gettn small!
momcat
Hahaha that is cute!
Birdeh: I tot I taw a putty tat!!
Kitteh: uuuu deed uuuu deed taw ta putty tat! (with mouf full of teh phevers…nom nom nom)
Satesfied kitteh now has “cat ate the canary” espreshon…
Seems moar liek meals be in-flight. Kitteh mus gettm outta-flight.
sory, dat not sownd rite. Instedd ob inflight meal, it be meals inflight. Mai brane wurk funnee toodai. Ai don wanna go to wurk!!
Werk on Caturday not gud 4 NEbodeez brane!
U can haz Sundai off?
Dat depenz, wen doz sundai start? I had to werk ’till 2 am. I iz hoam noa, iz dam neer foar to mee. Brayn iz ONLY werin in cat-speek. An yess Ai can haz MOAST ob sundai off. Ai shuld tell yuu dat Ai werk inna bar, mee bartenner. Ai gett to dwink at werk. A lil at leest. Doun-side ob dis be dat Ai hafta del wif drunks awl nite.
Itz 4AM for u, an u jest gettin howm, iz sleepy taim. I iz up cuz itz wakey taim for me. (Ai iz awways erly bird). De taimz on dese posts dont meen nuthin!
Hope de drunks an lozerz was not 2 bad. Snorgle a kitteh an sweet dreems!
Air Controller Cat
guides the birds to landing, but
takeoff never comes…
mah kitteh gruvs on da haiku.
haiku kitteh
mah kitteh luvs the haiku
Teh catbird whu lives in my backyard be is messin wit my brain!!!!! Oh Noes!!! He has added the sound of my alarm clock to his repre…reper… teh list ob songs he singz. It okay by me if kitteh shares inflight meal wit stoopy catbird …
catburd needs to add barkee dog sownds to his repe…list thingy. Den can chase inflite kitteh aroun teh yard.
Just be glad you don’t live next to one of these guys:
Catbirds can do taht? I didn’t know taht. Taht’s very funnee, unless ur tryin to sleep!
I guess they can! I luked it up and tihs is whut I found.
This species is named for its cat-like call but, like many members of the Mimidae family, it also mimics the songs of other birds, as well as tree frogs and even mechanical sounds that they hear, having a syrinx like most birds, are able to make two sounds at the same time. The alarm call resembles the quiet calls of a male mallard.
catbirds are fun critters to have around. When I was a teen we had one who liked to whistle for our dog. It sounded just like my dad callin him for dinner. This one is quite talented…. so far I have heard him do the ice cream truck, my alarm clock, a clonking noise I can’t identify, cicadas, and enough different species of birds that you would think you were in a National Geographic special or a Hitchcock movie.
OK, I admit it, I’m easily entertained.
Ya, we hav wun comes arown sumtiemz, makes car alarm an hellofone sounz!
Ma parakeet Chipper (RIP) was gud talker, he even cood make da modem sownz. Wun time I wuz tryin to teech him 2 frases in wun week, but when ma fren camed ober an was talking to him, insted uv “Peek a boo” or “I love you” He hopt up, lookt at ma fren, an sed reel lowd “PEEK YOU!” Fren almos fell over laffin dat ma burd had cussed her owt!
He wuz sillee, smart purtee gud bird, an he’s wif ma Willem at da Raynbo Brij. Dey wuz gud frens….
Wen mi momm wuz a grrl she had burd culd tawk. Burd wuld call kitteh “Heeeeeeere Tommy Tommy Tommy, heeeeere Tommy!” Kitteh wuld cum an drayp hisself ober doem top uv caje an go tu seep.
Be thankful you don’t have to live next to a lyre bird. The forum eated it when I tried to post a link to the video, but go to YouTube and search for “lyre bird” and click the BBCWorldwide video that comes up first.
I uzed to noe a mokinbird that lived rite owtside teh hospitul in Ariezoner wher I wurked — he cud do all the different ambuluntz callz.
Welcum to Hotel Calfornya 4 berds. Berds chek n but no chek out.
ah but….
“deh stabs it wif der steely knifes but de jus can kil da bes”
burdies mus still b floppen round in der…….
momcat
Wha… no sweeit an souer soss?
In Sovieut Rusha, kitteh is pretendin to be Baba Yaga.
Dis is not an akshual Sovyett Russha kwip, so yu cant cownt it on yr lolbingocard,
Soooo sorree.
This comment applies to the pre-Soviet Russia, when the Tsar had all the birds in hand (and kittehs, too)