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Aktins kitteh is cheating

is cheating

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  1. cmerry says:

    caint tahk.. carbin’

  2. Maerlyn99 says:

    Iz cheezburgers in heres?

  3. KickahaOta says:

    Diet Kitteh knows:
    Food from someone else’s plate
    Has no calories

    • whiskers says:

      um, hai, i can has a bite of yur dessrt? NOM NOM NOM

      (five minits latr…) URP. o scueesme. u want som nao? i left yu a crum…

  4. mark day says:

    Not pickshured…..

    FULL BOWL of eggakly the same kibbles bein ignored

    cuz fud from bag is speshuwl….

  5. mark day says:

    Oh hai.

    I has found sekrit passage to land of milks and kibbles…

    I mai be sum time.

  6. ManfredMom says:

    Go for it, kitteh!! No calories if u only eat the crumbs!

    • gascat says:

      or if iz brokn- mai moms cat tol me, ifnz it cracks ALL the calories falls out!
      (smak kookie wif fork) nom, nom,nom

      momcat

  7. Jenny says:

    i can haz potatow chipz??

  8. Melissa says:

    Fug teh bad carbz!! It caturdai!!!
    EEET!!! EEETTT!
    Sorreee, jus justifyin mah own munchin!!!!

  9. SPARKYSMOM says:

    my kitteh luvs liquidy white stuff- milk, ice cream, yogurt- will come frm the other end of the house when he senses the presence of yogurt. jumps on the back of my chair-watches-”sneaks” one paw into the stuff ! i cant figure out how he knows as soon as yogurt or ice cream is around! silly weird-o kitteh !

    • kitkat says:

      Mai furst kitteh was tuned into teh sound the plastik on weiners when u snap them apart. She wud come running.

    • princess mu says:

      it seemz ah onlee haff to tink abowt puttin delli meet awn a sammich. Boff kats deer instanstlee. Liek Majik!

      • JanetCanHas4Kittehz says:

        Mai kittehs knows when i getz teh can of gushyfud from teh cupboard. Suddenlee, awl 4 are in eh kitchen lukin at mee. I getz LOTS of cans frum various places. An I open taht cupbord to get other stuff. An I don’t do it a teh same tiem. I think is mental telepathy.

      • Ambercat says:

        My kitteh coms to saond ov frij opning. Not weerd? She NEBER had keep-in-frij fud, onlee eber crunchy kibbles!

    • Dexaan says:

      Rminds me ov a bocks I saw at a garraj sayle. “Elektrik kat and dawg kall, gaurenteed to work” Insyde, an eletrik kan opener.

    • orangekittehservant says:

      mah mums simeez lurves (LURVES) ee-klares!!! he silly kitteh an getsded de creem all obur hiz fays.

    • Duffy says:

      Ah swerz mah meezer can reed teh labuls on bags I bring home an noes befoar I git in teh howse if itz Boston Markit.

    • Sophie Tucker says:

      My kittie’s into butterscotch pudding. Not sure why. I keep reminding him he’s a carnivore not a pudding-vore. Doesn’t keep him from sticking his pink nose into MY pudding.

  10. Flartus says:

    kitteh, not to eets teh potadoes raw like dat! Den teh budder doan melt rite…

    • Flartus says:

      akshully, reminds me of my goggie..we wented owt wun day, fergotted to close teh pantry door. She dragged teh 5 lb bag of taters into teh libbing room and played wif dem. Teh next day we noticed she’d stuffed sum in teh couch cushins…wuz like eester wifout teh eggs.

  11. LBeeeze says:

    u sets de beer rite dere

    kthx

  12. SarahD says:

    *SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

    Ahh! Teh furst smell of teh open bag is teh best! Jus lyk catnips!

    • stend says:

      I was just thinking that – reminds me of a pal who would go to weekend long parties, would stay up dancing all night with multiple forms of, uh, assistance – so of course he wouldn’t want to eat, for days (“but don’t my abs look fabulous?”) – so, when he’d finally get hungry, he’d just go to the drive thru window at carl’s junior, sniff that hamburger smell, and be like “OK: I’m done, I’ll just have a tic-tac”

      good times

  13. typingisnotactivism says:

    doan do it kitteh!
    carbin’ cawz glowball meltdoun,
    burn buttfat insted.

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Oapenz fude bagg iz
    engrayvd invitayshun 4
    vorrayshus Kitteh

    Krunchee fude sentz waftz
    awll froo t3h Howse. Kitteh maykz
    himz approach sloawlee

    Kitteh knoez awll t3h
    wayt iz inz t3h bagg’z bawtumm.
    Kitteh much klevvurr! :-)

    Jack.

  15. miss foots says:

    kibbls an bitz
    kibbls an bitz
    I gotta get me sum
    kibbls an bitz

    or is tat jus fer goggies

  16. Duffy says:

    I is helpin yu put awaie teh grosheries – yu put awae teh rest an I’ll put away dis bag.
    *urp*

  17. phel jones says:

    Moar carbs!

    Kittohacidosis!

  18. frostbyte says:

    “Take m’bed, take m’peeps,
    take me were I can’t has sleeps.

    I dun’ care, I’s still free.
    U not take the cheez from me.

    Send me to the yard in back,
    Tell ‘em I no get snack.

    I dun’ care, I’s still free,
    U not take the cheez from me

    Dere’s no place I can’t be,
    Since I found ICHC.

    But you still not take the cheez from me.”

  19. Tony James says:

    Kittehs operatez onn “feest oar fammin” mentalitee – fud n bol iz fu mergencees, fud n bag iz fu nao. Kitteh tink “Ai NO ders fud in bol – s sayftee fud n cayse I’z hungree laterz. Butt fud n bag iz fownd fud, mait knot bee there laterz. So Ai eetz bagfud nao, bolfud laterz.”

  20. leaf says:

    to the co-workers….naw you go on ahead, i’m brownbagging today

    wips around to the lounge and dives in…

  21. D.R. says:

    Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom

    Urp

    Nom nom nom nom

    –Didja breng de fryes?

    Urp

    Nom nom nom…

  22. xevious says:

    lol you all talk like the captions on the pictures, now i wasnt expecting THAT

  23. B! says:

    Dr Pritikin – ded
    Dr Atkins – ded

    U no hoo alyv?
    Chubbee Checkr AND Fats Domino (no, he diddun die in Katreeeeena!)

    Ah’m jus sayin…

  24. JH says:

    Kitteh is on anabolic diet. Wekeends are for carbin’ up!

  25. Xi says:

    Oh noes! Dat bear not callin’ u fat agin, iz he?

  26. Ell says:

    Uh, where did you get this cat and how long have you had it? Is it female? If it’s not yours, where did you get this picture?

    I ask because about five(?) years ago, my parents were retarded and wouldn’t bring our black and white cat, Piper, to the vet, even though she was really sick. (I think she had a urinary tract infection. They were in denial, and thought she was just being territorial.) Instead they dropped her off at the humane society. I always wondered what happened to her.

    I used to call her the cat with Africa on her back, but around that time it was beginning to distort. The black patterning on this cat looks a LOT like her.

  27. d00d! the atkins diet is terrible for you.
    Dr. Atkins died a fatass.
    The atkins diet shoots up your risk of
    cancer, obesity, and heart disease.

    no much of diet?


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