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caint tahk.. carbin’
i just started Atkins this week … I can rly sympathize!!
Forced to diet … wants to buy cheezburger t-shirt … must loose weight to fit in smaller shirts
Dun Wurrie, Bees happi, it wurks fur sure. Eben for a old lady likes me. Srsly. Joo have to do it right tho. Read de Book, Foller rules.
Best wishes, I lost 35 # in about 6 weeks. yes, REELY. Das good for ole lady.
/grin
congrads, Grammiekit!! keepz up teh gud werk. i iz having a nice stake for dinner … must go cook dat nao
It worked on my mum, who is now on statins, because it made her cholesterol skyrocket. It’s not a good diet for those prone to cholesterol problems.
mebbe not doin it rite? sposed to lower cholesterol. that too bad fur your mum.
Shouldn’t this be Catkins?
no no no its CATkins diet
kitteh noes prize iz at bauwtum of bagg
Iz cheezburgers in heres?
yes but no bun plz
wrapped in letus? PLEH!! No want letus bun!
Diet Kitteh knows:
Food from someone else’s plate
Has no calories
um, hai, i can has a bite of yur dessrt? NOM NOM NOM
(five minits latr…) URP. o scueesme. u want som nao? i left yu a crum…
Ai left u mint leef dat wuz dekkurashion. Is k, has vitmins. And u shud lewse sum pounz ennyways.
Not pickshured…..
FULL BOWL of eggakly the same kibbles bein ignored
cuz fud from bag is speshuwl….
is true! kitteh has full bowl of food right dere, but always wants nodder can! silly kitteh…is same food!
No lie, one of my cats will rip a new bag open rather than eat what POURS out of the feeder 2 feet away!
Had to buy one of those big plastic bins with a *locking* cover to keep the bag in!
nawt jus u! wee keeps da krunchee fuds in indus….undsut….lik in a kitchn plse strenth bukkit wit a strong lid – cuz kruncheez frum da bag iz WAI beddr dan krunchees in da boll!
we duz teh same…i mixes two kins of fud inna ate pownd contaynir an wever or not deres fud allreddy in bols, dey wants teh fresch mixd fud. i has to wait until itz akshully feedin tyme b4 mixxin teh fuds, oteryes i has tree angry kittehs (which ekwals fifteen pointy ens!).
An kitteh can have Ozarka or Eveean in teh wadder bole an still drink outa potty or dishwadder or baffwadder (esept wen is all bubbulee)
I hasta keep kit an kaboodle kibbls ober mah stove vent
ah trix mah kitteh. wen he iz not near fud dish, i wigls fingrs in fud maikin sownd like pourin in noo nommies. Silly kit tinks it are fresh.
Coarse, now dat i dun tole de whirled, it will nebber wurk agin.
naw, it still wurk. we doze same ting.
u letz yr kitteh read ichc wit u? jes doan show em dis won.
why not just cut a hole in the bottom of an empty bag and sleeve it over the feeder? that way kitties can have that ‘fresh from the bag’ effect
nawt ah bad ideea stend. ur awl clevur n stuff : )
i suspeck kitteh lyk *smell* uv *lotz* uv foud insyd bag, not luk uv itz. u kent foool kittehz vishualy
do they have a new bag smell spray, like new car smell spray?
L O L
Funny you should say that Johnson442. This cat is my cat, Bitzy (wow she famous now), and that is exactly what she does. I often have to fill the bowl from the whole in the bottom of the bag.
Foodz from bag is hunted foodz; Foodz from bowl is tame foodz
yup!
U must be right. Maeks kitteh sense.
Sad ting iz, mai husban duz teh saim ting. Wantz meelk, openz nu cartun. Wantz bred, openz nu lofe. Wants budder…well, u seez were tihs is goin. Frij full ov harf eeten stuff.
Mebby I tries puttin kibble ina bole fur him…
Oh hai.
I has found sekrit passage to land of milks and kibbles…
I mai be sum time.
Go for it, kitteh!! No calories if u only eat the crumbs!
or if iz brokn- mai moms cat tol me, ifnz it cracks ALL the calories falls out!
(smak kookie wif fork) nom, nom,nom
momcat
i can haz potatow chipz??
Fug teh bad carbz!! It caturdai!!!
EEET!!! EEETTT!
Sorreee, jus justifyin mah own munchin!!!!
catrday calorees dont count….
O rly? /eats ice cream
Wait a sec… +5 lbs? YOU LIE!!
my kitteh luvs liquidy white stuff- milk, ice cream, yogurt- will come frm the other end of the house when he senses the presence of yogurt. jumps on the back of my chair-watches-”sneaks” one paw into the stuff ! i cant figure out how he knows as soon as yogurt or ice cream is around! silly weird-o kitteh !
Mai furst kitteh was tuned into teh sound the plastik on weiners when u snap them apart. She wud come running.
it seemz ah onlee haff to tink abowt puttin delli meet awn a sammich. Boff kats deer instanstlee. Liek Majik!
Mai kittehs knows when i getz teh can of gushyfud from teh cupboard. Suddenlee, awl 4 are in eh kitchen lukin at mee. I getz LOTS of cans frum various places. An I open taht cupbord to get other stuff. An I don’t do it a teh same tiem. I think is mental telepathy.
My kitteh coms to saond ov frij opning. Not weerd? She NEBER had keep-in-frij fud, onlee eber crunchy kibbles!
Is awlwaze chans u’ll drop sumtin nummy….taht wai kitteh coms. Teh one tyme she duzn’t cum, you cud drop a hole toona or sumtin! Besst nawt tu tek risk.
Coz I sew ovten haf hole toonah in ma frij an it falolop on teh flor when I opes teh dor!
Sackly. Dussen eberybuddy?
Rminds me ov a bocks I saw at a garraj sayle. “Elektrik kat and dawg kall, gaurenteed to work” Insyde, an eletrik kan opener.
mah mums simeez lurves (LURVES) ee-klares!!! he silly kitteh an getsded de creem all obur hiz fays.
Ah swerz mah meezer can reed teh labuls on bags I bring home an noes befoar I git in teh howse if itz Boston Markit.
My kittie’s into butterscotch pudding. Not sure why. I keep reminding him he’s a carnivore not a pudding-vore. Doesn’t keep him from sticking his pink nose into MY pudding.
kitteh, not to eets teh potadoes raw like dat! Den teh budder doan melt rite…
akshully, reminds me of my goggie..we wented owt wun day, fergotted to close teh pantry door. She dragged teh 5 lb bag of taters into teh libbing room and played wif dem. Teh next day we noticed she’d stuffed sum in teh couch cushins…wuz like eester wifout teh eggs.
u sets de beer rite dere
kthx
*SNIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
Ahh! Teh furst smell of teh open bag is teh best! Jus lyk catnips!
I was just thinking that – reminds me of a pal who would go to weekend long parties, would stay up dancing all night with multiple forms of, uh, assistance – so of course he wouldn’t want to eat, for days (“but don’t my abs look fabulous?”) – so, when he’d finally get hungry, he’d just go to the drive thru window at carl’s junior, sniff that hamburger smell, and be like “OK: I’m done, I’ll just have a tic-tac”
good times
LOLz! Dat’s so bad an yet so funneh.
Was your pal Paris Hilton?
Yeppers, we rememberz de 80’s, sort of
doan do it kitteh!
carbin’ cawz glowball meltdoun,
burn buttfat insted.
Oapenz fude bagg iz
engrayvd invitayshun 4
vorrayshus Kitteh
Krunchee fude sentz waftz
awll froo t3h Howse. Kitteh maykz
himz approach sloawlee
Kitteh knoez awll t3h
wayt iz inz t3h bagg’z bawtumm.
Kitteh much klevvurr!
Jack.
*bwah hah* yoo sed ‘bawtumm’ *gigl*
we iz matchur heer. tttttPPPPPTTTHhhhhh!!!
kibbls an bitz
kibbls an bitz
I gotta get me sum
kibbls an bitz
or is tat jus fer goggies
i finks so, purhaps shuld make fur da kitties?
jus a tawt.
I is helpin yu put awaie teh grosheries – yu put awae teh rest an I’ll put away dis bag.
*urp*
Moar carbs!
Kittohacidosis!
Kitteh, calls 911, ure on life #8 and you needs nisulin STAT!
“Take m’bed, take m’peeps,
take me were I can’t has sleeps.
I dun’ care, I’s still free.
U not take the cheez from me.
Send me to the yard in back,
Tell ‘em I no get snack.
I dun’ care, I’s still free,
U not take the cheez from me
Dere’s no place I can’t be,
Since I found ICHC.
But you still not take the cheez from me.”
Mal’s song – Firefly FTW!!!!!!
manee hugz to u frostbyte!!!!!
is acshually called ballad of serenity…
but yes. is still full of win
Teehee!! Gud wun frostbyte!
Nao I gunna be singin dat evry tiem I watch Firefly…
Kittehs operatez onn “feest oar fammin” mentalitee – fud n bol iz fu mergencees, fud n bag iz fu nao. Kitteh tink “Ai NO ders fud in bol – s sayftee fud n cayse I’z hungree laterz. Butt fud n bag iz fownd fud, mait knot bee there laterz. So Ai eetz bagfud nao, bolfud laterz.”
lawl.
Tony James, u is masta uv kitteh logiks
to the co-workers….naw you go on ahead, i’m brownbagging today
wips around to the lounge and dives in…
http://gallery.jbhannah.net/v/catmacros/rustymacro.jpg.html
Catkins Kitteh
Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
Urp
Nom nom nom nom
–Didja breng de fryes?
Urp
Nom nom nom…
lol you all talk like the captions on the pictures, now i wasnt expecting THAT
NOBODY expecks teh Spannish….
oh, sawry, rong tred.
Dat is akshully kind of teh point. Is why ICHC is teh topses!
Dr Pritikin – ded
Dr Atkins – ded
U no hoo alyv?
Chubbee Checkr AND Fats Domino (no, he diddun die in Katreeeeena!)
Ah’m jus sayin…
Kitteh is on anabolic diet. Wekeends are for carbin’ up!
Oh noes! Dat bear not callin’ u fat agin, iz he?
Uh, where did you get this cat and how long have you had it? Is it female? If it’s not yours, where did you get this picture?
I ask because about five(?) years ago, my parents were retarded and wouldn’t bring our black and white cat, Piper, to the vet, even though she was really sick. (I think she had a urinary tract infection. They were in denial, and thought she was just being territorial.) Instead they dropped her off at the humane society. I always wondered what happened to her.
I used to call her the cat with Africa on her back, but around that time it was beginning to distort. The black patterning on this cat looks a LOT like her.
d00d! the atkins diet is terrible for you.
Dr. Atkins died a fatass.
The atkins diet shoots up your risk of
cancer, obesity, and heart disease.
no much of diet?