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Cheezburger Network Blog
FIRST!
WOOO!
Yr fingr. I has it.
WASCH OWT!!! EEZ A TRAP!!!!1!
I hope uz accomplish sumthin betta than this today Tina lol
Kelly voice: “Don’t be a betch”
Chris Crocker voice: Just leave Tina alone! For GOD’S SAKE LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
naw DAT is da phunny…..
have no idea who Kelly is or why she would be callin me the biotch…
go to youtube and search: liam sullivan
maker and star of “Shoes”
Warning: R-rated
The person who introduce this is Stend (of course)
AHHHH……thanks Leaf….
)
(waves teh white flag)
truce gayla – iz not mad at you. hope yr nawt mad at me. i was j/k. k?
plz to be forgivin teh noob kthnxbai
oohh I nawt mad Tina– I cans take da joke!
) I was jus playn long… 
)
Tina, Gayla sends u tihs very gentle reprimand becuz we hoap u can do better tahn tihs. You has carelesslee swandereded a chance to show whut you can do.
Enywun can say “furst.” Taekz no thot at awl and taht’s why it is lame.
Wehn you r in this position, we hoap taht u can say sumthin taht will set teh tone of teh furst set of comments – give us sumthin to play with and off of.
Well – I did take the oportunty to use Kelly reference ftw. I thought that was funnie. Ohwelz.
Bezide – is mah furst furst. I wuz xcited. lol
keep at it Tina – praktiss maykes purrfekt
i pretens i iz alwayz furst wen Iz not rspnding 2 sumwun – butt i haz teh trrbl deeseez Footinmouf, an my rspnses r stoopee alot…
MOAR PRAKTISS!
>^.^<
hi CS
No chnge in skwerl frnd……Think she noes i haz plans for her….now she run and play, play hard to get…..Have it all set up tho, have neighbor’s blessing (hiz skwerl frnd too)…said he may even help me try to get her…
It still like 85 here in Michigan (thank you global warming) so I have little time before I feel real pressure….) Plus, the sore has drained, so she get around better right now…
oh….to be a humanslave….
Hi!
thanks 4 chkkin in – i will still b thinkin of yu an yer sqwerl frren…an yer sqwerl fren’s boifren…lol!
cS
s’okay tina, yur seknd comment made me lol, thx!
Dis remind me ob wen wez littel kidz cumin in frm da recess. WE hadda line up an der waz always big scramble to be 1st in line. Sumtimes da pussin an da shovin. Da weidest ting is dat nobudy reely wanna getz bak inna clasroom, much less 1st bak dere. Always a big misteri to me.
gibs me ur wach an nowon gets hert. iz pon dem 4 chzbrgr
joo has pwn dem? awesum…
my hed a splode tring to get tinee brayn to contumpleht teh *pwn pon pawn PAWn own pwn* pun. ceiling cat halp me. *bloosh*
is ICHC koan
pwn pon pawn PAWn own pwn
u medetayt an getz iner peese. oar sumfing.
no wan iner peese. wan inner CHEEZburger
cheezbrgr iz somfing. fitz wivvin teh para… perra… purram… deskripshon i gaved.
pwnd.
Bingo.
Ur finger, it smellz liek cheezburger!
wan lezz fingar fer joo!
wing arond the rosey pocket full u posse ashe ashe all fallz down!
Penelo casts Arise, Ashe feels much better.
Sorry.
whu?
Jinjur Rojerz kitteh duz a bewtifull turn
WIN! U guise is sooo clebber!
…in hi heelz, an bakwurds
Neener neener!
An kitteh sed “let tehr beh man”
an he saw it wuz not so grate.
den he sed “let man gibs me chzbgr an gooshiefuds”
an he saw it wuz bettr
amn
An nao we say Cat-postles Creed…
Now – THIS is reellee gud! lol!!!
o i has a laff so hard! DOUBLE WIN!
Dis be in the Apocrymeow
Teh Apocryfurr?
Cat-mandments:
Ceiling cat iz one tru ceiling cat. No other ceiling cat shall come before him
teyr iz no kat but ceiling kat.
ask mecca kitteh – he noes
If’n I kin ame…amun…omun…add to ur postie?
“Dere is no kat but ceiling kat,
An window kat iz himz prof…purfe…reely niec kitteh”.
1. Teh ceeling cat is teh wun tru ceeling cat, and thow shall not try to get him owt of teh ceeling.
2. Thow shalt make as menny gravun imijes of teh lolcats as you like. Teh more gravy teh bettur.
3. Thow shalt not taek teh posishun of “First” in vain. Say sumthin inneresting or let sumbuddy els go furst.
4. Honor Caturday and keep it wholly.
5. Honor all thy fambly, furry and otherwise, but specially teh kittehs, that yr days may be long in teh land wifowt confrunting the five-owt-of-six pointy ends.
6. Thow shalt not kill, or take pikshurs of furry peeps in diskumfurt or akshual danger for laffs.
7. Thow shalt not lie. Very much. If yu can think of sumthin funny to say wifowt it. Usully.
8. Thow shalt not cheat on thy kittehs, who are the mose beyootiful kittehs in teh wurld, and desurve more cheezburgurs than yu do ennyway.
9. Thow shalt not steel, espeshully cheezburgers, toyz, nip, and enything yu kittehs want.
10. Thow shalt not covet yr neyburs ox, or ass (even if it’s a nice wun), or cheezburgurs, or wife, or funny joak. Everybudy jus get along and play nise or go home.
10 commandments ftw!
Dis neadz 2 B awn front payj of ICHC!
Shoot…dis neadz 2 B t-shurt purmot….premoot….tokking bawt ICHC!
Awl in faiber?
BTW Tina…deez be CATmandments. Kthxbai!
i has sayd taht befor but i forgot. sry.
No applepolojeez, Tina. Iz awl in funz.
U iz gud purrsun.
No applopolojeez, Tina. Iz awl funz.
U is gud purrsun.
Wot in teh naem of cheezburger???
Wai I maeks 2 posties? O_o
Duffy! U gives us awl a fantastic prezunt awn ur birthday! It absolutely taekz mai breth away. T-shirts muzt be maed! N posterz – n maybee those liddle inspirashual cardz peeplz carries around in teh wallets!
Fanks much JanetCH4K – yu are a sweetie-pie. (c:
Yesh ineedeez! Duffy iz full uf munch winz an ossum!
“6. Thow shalt not kill, or take pikshurs of furry peeps in diskumfurt or akshual danger for laffs.”
NEDM? lol
is importent to streeeetch befur eksersizin. thanks fer heppin wif mah werkout.
ROFLMFAO!!!111!
*poot* yer doin it rong.
finger fud- yer doin it rong
Hay! Did u cee dat ellyfunt run unner teh chayr?
Oh LAWZ! Wha hoppinz in heer?
S- T- R- E- T- C- H …clamp…lock on…O- W- W- W- W- W- W
in soviet russia, kitteh be huffin teh hoomins …
i givs u 5 burgs fr teh ISR.
JUS DIS WUNS.
(but ur doin it rong. is “kitteh huffs YOU!”)
(…binglol)
oh hai,
Dis kitteh looks like mai kitteh – I iz far frum home, an missez my kitteh heapz. I looks at teh lolcatz evrydai for to hav my kitteh fix, but nuffin so good as de real snorgles
war U ahr, JL? I noes wut U meenz- Iz loock fur goggees & kittehs 2 bizit wif wen I R trabellin butt nussin liek cummin hoem 2 ur own!
jah – manee fumillar schnorglez, cited keezes, so-happee-push-joo-ober helloze eet wot mayke hoam “hoam”
kitteh kiropractur wil fix ur stoved fingur
that be 28 chzburgrs, kthxbai
U teks Meow-de-kayr, kettehpraktur?
Hode yer dose, kiddeh.
No tumbs. Cannot do!
Gullible Kitteh
hasn’t heard this joke before.
Flatulence ensues.
O, deer! Gullible Janet hasn’t either!! I thinks I stops now to be pullin teh fingers!
oh noez honee eez vry dangeruzz boi trikk – pls tu NAWT b fall fer dis! *sabes joo* AIEE!! wen dey azk joo dis, joo push dem n sai “DO NOT WANT!” k?
En fakt, if a boi aks ju tu pull NEting – besst tu sai noes.
Dat’s gud abvys.
…win by KO!
sum tiemz teh stinkee boiz dont aks u tu pull fingr – dey jus *pooot* wif n0 warnng!! Ifz uz r in duh bedz an he pulz doez cubberz ober ur hed u no ur goin intu a “duch uben” DO NOT WANT!!11
Flip!
Judo kitteh sez, iz awl abowt yousing yer uppon… opeown… the udder guy’s strenf agenst him.
Heh heh….is bery tru. Mai beeg brudder wunce teech me jewdo muvs (aftur I pesterd him 4 dayzndayz). I trew him teh lenf ov teh room (I wuz 9 an liddle girly an he wuz 20 an 6 feet tall).
Teh lessins stawpd aftur taht for sum raisin…
hmmm…
teh mytriuz raisin…
ai has gim… gintpt… seeded it frum korner ob mai ai.
Nooo! Don’t leaves meh! I promis not to eets ur cheezburgers anymores!
po kitteh, tayke furst stepz tu rid heeself ov addiktschaunz
WIN!!!
Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!11!!!
Ah noes mennee peeplz wont be in agreeance wif me, but ah muss sai dat der r 2 mennee nu lolcats being posted eech dai! How ah can reedz alz teh komments?! Mah brain be teh slo! Ah sufurins teh kitteh-komment oberlode.
lolspeek sumtyme tayke ikkle bitz launger tu interpretz, butt dah lolz eez sew werf eet!
eez nawt bad haumwerk akshly
OK……I pullz feenger……Now Wha……….EWWWW!! What that smell???
NO kitteh! don do it!!!! run away!!! keep running!!!!!
Eez a…TRAP?!?!?! AIEE!
Iz teh lejundary blak beest ov aaauuugh!! Run awai, run awai!!
i lubs me a fart jok, dis is perfek submishun
men seldom pass gasses
at cats who bear clawses
Dorothy Parker ref FTW!
yooz “horticulture” in a semtens pls.
U can leedz a whore tu cultshur, but uz can’t maek her tink….
(sorry DP!)
♥
Ayj befoar byootee? No, perls befoar swyne.
Wut fresh hell iz dis?
dai ole hell–50% off pr pownd
omglol srsly. i want this on a plaque in my garden.
i’ze lyke to hav a marteeni
two at teh bery maust
afta three i’ze under teh tablez
afta faur i’ze under teh host!
ur fingar….it has a flavr…and it is PLEH!!
:: nom nom nom ::
Dis 4 all dose timz u kleend mah steenkee litturboks, izn it? U rathur I yooz ur bed?
DOOOHHNN PULL IT, MISTER MITTENS!
Aw rite, dis a funeh lookin slot masheen, but I’z trye…
hehehehe! so cyoot!
oh mai gawd. chek out teh speshul skilz. he can fire a ray of konsentrayted kitteh from hiz indeks fingah!
sumwun cawl Dik Chainey, coz this guy’z a Wepon ov Mowse Destrukshon.
Don’t tell Bushee, he’ll send n the Hounds of Heck….
A gymnast gets an assist from her coach Boris Onlygoldizgudenov in preparation for 2008 in London.
Iz 2012….
Pedantic SJ is pedantic (I gibs u 5 brgrs NEway!) ;o)
woops! *blush* er Beijing (rushes to find chopstix)
“That’s why i needs a coach”, says Irina Doncallmesilvereski,” I get lost so easily”
leaf uz so phunny, I snorked out loud at werk — sumone says wha? I say— nm u no unerstan.
aw, datz okay Irina, yoo kan haz teh flaxseed oyl injekshunz an win teh gold wen yoo ged owt ov Sibeeryan ‘entoozeeyazm invigorashun fassilitee’.
accordeeyon kitteh r praktissin fer koncertz
oh hao i lubs dah ballet!
Note the perfect porte de taille…
an teh “pas de chat”
The Catfather?
Mah Sita haf dis problum. She no unnerstan taht hand iz 4 pets and tummirubz, no 4 plai-fite. Mah han iz no fightin han, unlik Doctur’s.
Oh noes… teh tikle wurm is gonna get me. Mus thwart!
Footure much hard 2 reed. Sprit voicez much faintz. Cross pawz wif many cheezburgr and tries agin.
kute kitteh ! what race is dat ?
Noooo! Dont point de fingur of blame at me! I is not cheezburgular! I wuz — I wuz — in Catalina at de time!
Gimme dat! I adds joo finger 2 my collecshun. Don’t mess wid da pointy ends!
i fell 4 dat trick 1x. haha.
Not First! WooHoo!!!!!!11!!1 OMGWTFBBQ!!!111!!
homescribe – this reelee maed me gigglol! Remindz me sumhow of Stephen Colbert.
Iz noo test fur findin skoleeeosis in kittehs… dis wun gots it to tip uv hims purtee tayl!
Dat tayle is stripey like wully-bear catypillur. Is predikting long, chilleh wintur. Will need to stok up on firewood, cheezburgurz and blankees for snorgling in.
nooooo kitteh, don’t doez it!!!
Ur kitteh noesies.
I beeps it.
me tu!
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/04/its_friday_but_.html
Fellatio kitteh is confizzled.
o kum on awl yoo hayturz, thiss getz menny burgrz foar teh ranmdnss even befoar pikkin up teh molto benny burgrz foar teh roodness. yoo iz scoarin diss lyke yoo tink Neil haz bin tryin to trik kittehz into fella… o… mi…. gawd….. itz liek teh burfday partee wiv teh dalmashun an teh peenut buttr awl over agen….. AAAAAAAAAAAGGHHHH!!
Apparently I can has uptight ICHC commenters…
u no wot… ai axlly not shoor dat ennywun wiv teh naym ‘Kneel’ shud be maykin teh fellatio joeks.
naw DAT be phunny
o noes – ‘Kneel” is teh purrfekt nom…er…name!
10. ctd. oar kitteh. sew az knot tew gitt chewddddddddddddddd
Needs to have fart tag.
HELLO