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Hai-YAH!
hai yah karate chop?
Yes, and mildly impressed goggie is mildly impressed.
hai yah poe chop! ais b eetin dinner nao!
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
I werkd wif a guy wunce hoo had his furst kiss tu dis sawng….
BERY romantik.
and wouldz u be the kissee?
Paw 2 teh hed…let me give you it.
menny levilz uv lawl heer
Den tawk to da hand….i mean de paw, u chumpie dawg.
Didnt aneewon ebber tellz u de ornj wons is poysim ???
srslee…..whys i wastin mah timez !?!??!
Hehe. Me lyks dis one. Remyndeds me of funneh songz Iz herd called “Boot to da Head”
Ninja kitteh redy to strike!
non plusded goggie has no plusses
kawfee spyoo! hahahahahahah!!!1!
dat da WIN comment!
OBJECTION!!!
…Haha yeah nobody got that but me.
Talk to the paw
hay! – did I axe fur commntz fom deh peenut galawee??
Oh. O noez u DIH-INT. No u did NAWT juz go der. DAWG, nont MAYK me slapz yo fuzzy azz upsyde da hed.
(snap snap snap)
You juz goez wok awae, kuz yu nawt git none of *DIS*.
(tail swish)
DON’ yew go turn yor bak on me I nawt dun wif yu!!!!
sarcastic goggie r not emperess
omg – lol
sooper funneh : ) lolz
oranje kitteh be poison goggie…runsssss!
(this wun is DEFINITELEE oranje!!!) DO WHUT GAYLA TELLZ U – RUUUUUUUNNNNSSS!
pull mai finger!
oh! u beet meh 2 it FTW!
grate behinds stink alike!
i’ll toot to that!
WIN!
Jinjur: “o hai goggie. howru?”
Goggie: “iz ok. mebbe iz jus tired”
Jinjur: “i lernt dis funnee jok – u wanna heer?”
Goggie: “ohh, ok”
Jinjur: “k. pull mah fingur…”
*poot* hehehehe
Doez dis paw zmell lyk my butt to yu?
Goggie: no i dunt want 2 pul u fingur
Jinjur: OK, i pulz it mysef
Looks like Benji gettin in skuttle wif teh mowntan lion agen. (he nvr lern)
I had goggie hoo looked jus like tis wun wen i wuz a kid (parents named him Buffy – o so orignal). He wuz a v nice goggie, thow n wood nvr talk bad to teh kittehs.
Owait… maybe this is Buffy, teh evl ornj vampire kitteh slayer.
Did ya sees teh pichoors of teh donkey dat keeled a mowntain lion? No lie.
Sir! Yu is no gennulman!
*fwap*
We dool at dawn! and no I did not say drool yu dufus aminal!
mai pointy ends, I show u them.
Kitteh throwd down teh gawntlet.
LOL!!!
Inbisibel gun: Pew – pew – pew!
u giff ur paw to me, an den u say meow,
An I kan hardly bark, mai tail be thumping so . . .
an anywun kan tell, u think u noes me well . . .
but i be pittypat. wtf?
Dat happen 2 u 2? I wuz Daniel fur a while dere. Go figger.
Well, hi Pittypat. Purrhaps u shud start all comments with pp, so we knows it be sekretlee u! But probably won’t happen agayn.
pp heer: all Nika’s on this page be me! good ideer jc4, i’ll do that.
Ack! Pittypat, yu be steelin mah identiteez! ^_^
u gaves me an eerworm. let me show u it:
I believe u now me well
I react lyke yr ringin a bell
r u sry dat u treet me unkind
Neber u mind
(is by Semisonic. i be srprised if NEone recognize)
but naow i member teh song an feels much bettar.
ab fab u winz!!
MOTEHR-BUKKIT! u did nawt just barq at meh liek taht, uh-uh…no-wai…c’mere…mah pointy ends, let me show u them.
Motehr-bukkit FTW
From kitteh posishun it looks like dawg interrupted his cello solo.
I has been waytin to say “Is mah birfday! Whare r caek, dammit?” but I diddent want to say it in commintz that wuz full of teh fartz jokes. I guess I shudda knowed betters. I be waytin until next birfday. So here goes:
Is mah birfday! Ware r caek, dammit?
Happy, happy birfday!! Yey, is ur day!! ( i made u a cake, but i eeted it. i vary srry. it wuz good, too, wif razzleberry flavur n creem cheez icin. u wood has liked it, i shure)
Thx, Jenny! That sounds like gud caek that u made/eeted, but instead of “razzleberry flavur” u meant “chawklit flavur” and instead of “creem cheez icin” u meant “chawklit icin”, right?
Becaws only gud berries on teh caek is teh schnozzberries. Also chawklitberries.
Chawklit berreez? Hoo evar hurd ov chawklit berreez?
Happee Birfday. I maded u a chawklitchipcookee caek…but I eated it:(
Sowwee…
(grabs Patrick’s cheeks in one hand so his tung is stikkin out) We r teh chawklit makers and we r teh nommers of chawklitberries.
Charlee n der Chocklit Factree refruns FTW!!!! (i noes he iz qwotin frm elsweer)
Happee birfdae, lolcatburgler!! U rite, u b waytin LAWNG tyme to not see farts joeks heer! Ai maydes u choklitberree cayke wif choklitberree fwosting n choklitberree icy creem! Buts gess wats??
I EETED ITS!!
happi burglrdai!!!
Dat so kwel!! it r mai birfday today two!!
*Appy appy birfday too u1!!!* <– sunged oph key but wif enthusiasmim!
haffy snafday tu ti
haffy snafday tu ti
haffy snafday snafutti
haffy snafday tu ti
(lubs, pittypat)
Ai habs mai own songz!!! ai maik mai fambly sing to me tihs one!!!
Ten Q’s pittypat! no, Twenny QS!!!
Lots of caeks – with much happee nom nom noming going awn. Heppi birzday (teht’s how most Cherman’s say it) to u. Barney, Cinders, Glorfindel and Fiona awl extendz teh paws of frenship to you and wishes u a veree meree birthday indeed – teey eated ur choklit schnozzleberrie creem caek and sayz tank-u!
lolcatburgulur!!! Is mah birfday also!!! Hapopyppy Hippypappy Bithatuhthihda Bithatithday to US!!!!
hay iz mah birfday too! happy birfday to us!
Thx to all for teh wishes and reportz of what kinda caeks u eeted! And speshul birfday buddy back-atchas to all the lolfrenz with Oct. 5 birfdays.
Fun Fakt: October 5 is teh mostest common birfday. U noes bleev me?
ask.yahoo.com/20061114.html
Is also National Fier Prevenshun Week in US. No wonder, wif all those birfday candles!
I has lukked again carefully. U are rite. Is interrupted cello solo. Left kitteh front paw is well camewfloged.
LMMFO! Priceless caption!
Elegance kitteh teeches uncooth dogg teh manairs.
U mpressed wid mah krawty muves?
HAPPEEE BIRFFFDAY!!!! Hope it’s a GAS!
Hey! I is not a old fart. Not quite yet.
Funnee: ur “Hope it’s a gas” commint was rite above Tucker’s “You shall not pass!”
O noes!!1! I maded a fart joke too. Guess ther’s no excape from them.
sept the sbd’s, they scape in teh wurst way . . .
HAPPY BDAY LCB!
Thx Nika!
LCB wishes for no SBDs on her BD. Because, PU.
lol, this giffs new meanings:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SBD_Dauntless
ps, i be pittypat (bugs or hakkers, hoo noes?), but i be shoar nika says urwelkum gardless!
I does, I does say urwelkum. Thx pittypat. I dun kno wai wordpress be givin yu mai identiteez.
pp heer: it’s been happnin here an der, to various posters. sten was me for a while. it doesn’t usually last this long tho. i’m sorry you had to change your name!! i figured it would just revert back. if it doesn’t switch today, i’ll change mai name so you kan has Nika agen.
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!
Iz a Baldog?
Yuppers. : D
R there any commints u’d laik 2 make to ur consituents about yr recen indictment?
Goggie sez…”I can haz wyd stanz??”
I will resign. No, I won’t resign. I might resign. No, I won’t resign.
(a frend of mine once said – “no, I don’t think he’s gay. Just mildly amused.”"
Go ‘way. U haz goggie bref. Iz teh pleh.
*my* kitteh sais dat to *my* goggie awl teh tiem!
(dey is *my* kitteh und goggie coz dey livs wif my pairents)
dat goggie efen luks liek a big vershun uv mine! kyootie!
De cheezburger is thattaway. Go fetch.
Goggie goes to get cheezburger……..comes back empty pawed……smaking lips
I fetched u a cheezburger, but I eated it.
Wut u expeck?
Heeeeere dawgy dawgy dawgy.
One of my kittehs peetends to be all friendly, luvvy to my young dog. Gets her to come close den BIFF! upside de head. Young dawg falls for it evry tyme. Older dawg noes better … laffs at young dog.
i haz oppowsit sichuwashun. Older kitteh walks by, smakin teh dogz (cuz he evl orngy cat n he like that), n dey chases him all teh time. Lil blak kitteh walks rite up to goggies n rubs on em — it ketchez em compleetly off gard, en they dont no how to react, so they leevz him alown. (tey also will look at me like, hey! tis kitteh snorglin me — halp, wut do i do??)
Even teh limp-wit kats in dis howse know The Law: Attack a kat, no more sunrises for you!! Like diplomatical immunity!
The smartt kats figure out The Game: Make dawgs chase, den run upstairs over anti-dawg fence! Dawgs not so bright, aktually…
Some few kats fugure out The Trick: “If I doan’t run, I doesn’t get chased!”
And yeah, de dawgs hate when de kat loves on them. (See “The Law”, above)
I can has 8 cats an 2 dawgs. Dawggies never ever chase kittehs. All but evyl kitteh above lurrrrves the dawgs. We can has peeceful kingdom. Achshully even evyl kitteh lurves the older dawg. She just has purrsunalty conflik wid de young one. They both girlies … both think they is Empriss of All They See.
U has beet me by 1, Lynxany. I can has 7 kittehs an 2 goggies. Teh Grate Pyrenees lurves teh kittehs, an dey rub an snorgle on her an hide unner her wen teh muttsy chases dem. Dey also duz teh pre-emptiv strike on teh muttsy noes.
Poor muttsy: “Wuf! Wud I do?”
Has gotz u both beet. Got manyee kittehs.I hab doan ask, doan tel pawlicy bout teh numberz of kittehs. But doan worry teh kittehs all be spayeded and newtered and doktered. House no smelz. But din I went an did a dummer, dum ting. I reskews puppeh frum teh aminal kontrols man. Oy Vey! Puppeh wants to play AWL teh time wif teh kittehs. Kittehs DO NOT WANT! Teh puppeh be vary, vary smart. Teh puppeh hab vary, vary to mush energeez. Oy Vey! Me an teh kittehs mush to old fur dis. HALP!
doctorcat — now you has excyuse to get 1 moar kitteh, so we be even. But then your Great Pyr prolly equal to my two Awssies and 1 kitteh so maybe we alreddy even ;D
Heh Teeter …no ask, no tells … I like dat
. All but 2 my kittehs are rescues … I failed kitteh fostering 101 six times. Yoda would say “There is no foster, there is only keep”. Sumtimez I worry I iz kitteh horder. But my healthy, shiny altered kittehs say “No, you jus good kitteh momma” and go back to nom noming theyr $$$ food.
This VERY informative!! I, too, has aparentlee failed Kitteh Fostering 101. Mai Cinders wuz mai furst attempt at it – she’s now heer fur over 2 years!
I thinkz you awl above be the wunnderfuls fur giving so meny critters happee hoams.
Mah fren had kitteh that liekd to sit on teh kitchen chare and wak her sweet-but-stoopy dog when he wawkd by – he wus jus teh right hite, and he cud nevur figgur owt hu wus wakin him.
Dogs name wuz Moe; frend allus sed it wuz so she cud have a Mo-hair carpet.
domestic abuse kitteh is abbusing ur domestics (doggies that is)
threttins dawg wit restrainin order.
Unkel Sam kitteh needz U to halp fyte teh War on Terriers.
LOL! LOVE IT! FTW!
WIN
I wunder if anyone wif Fotoshop cud do a poster wif Happycat repalsin Unkle Sam…
Mai bruddah’s kitteh givs goggie hed massage! Goggie pretens don laik it, bud dsnt go away eeder.
Back off googie! Is my sleepy spot.
Donchoo look at me in dat tone ov voice!
an datz wat u gets for talkin with ur mouth open.
Teh Vogue….
I has it.
WannaSmile loves it! Kittee tude’ thaz wha’ I’m talkin’ bout!
http://www.wannasmile.com
Chuck Norris tawt me dis…. *roundhouse kick to the hed*
Sux to be yew goggie!!
Smell my paw
Stuart Kitteh sez…stawp! lemme dew it!
Oh noez dawg…I noe u di-int! Tawk to da handz!
Until you do right by me, everything you even think about gonna fail!
Iz be Kuller Perpl kwote?
I be reedin dis for yooniversiteeklass
Ms. Bowwowby: I’m sorry Miss Kat, if you felt bad that I told you the shoes weren’t big enuff. (Sheesh! and they call me “betch”! I shoulda told her to smell my butt)
Dis poor googie about to get red racin stripes on him nose. Happen to my bebegoogie alla time!
Benji, eye knowz ur teh ghey, but still, no want teh butseks.
Du I impres u wid mah krawty muves?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FAHT N UR GENERAL DIREKSHUN!!!!!!!!!!!1
Doggie! I wuv the dogge but not more den da kitteh!
Stop! Poleese! U ar unner arres fer havin too much fur. Go to de groomr, u shaggie beest.
1st thing I thot of wuz teh orijinull “Serviiiver” – “I will *always* wave my finger in your face!!!1!
goggie whispering oranje kitteh demunstrats … ssst!
pwned doggeh is pwned
WINZ! Don’T u EVAH! (just tol dis to my kids today!)
Assertive kitty for the win!
He meanz biznis
this is one of the best lolpics evah.
ai agreez.
Teh ring went wild wen kitteh sucker puncht teh googie.
Yoo! Yoo did dis! Yoo tooked mai cheezbergerz!!!
Mai naem is Venjenz Cat. Prepaer to die!
Riet dere, neks to da noez, iz cheezberger crumz.
Deyz behiiiiiiiiind yoo!
missed this one –
Does this smell right to you?
or
Smell my shoe!!
U not alloud inta dis club. U not flashee enuf.
i can has cheezburger trendz of kittehs scoldin goggies?
kittehs ryze ups!
–goggie is sooper kyoot–
yeah! lets show some respect!
Sandi – could you tell me what kind of dog that is, please? It looks exactly like the kind I’d like to have. Thanks – Michaela
Hi Michaela… .wish I could tell you, but I’m not sure. Could be a terrier whose hair has gone “boing!” or could be a poodle mix maybe? Hopefully someone else here can help you. Sorry!
P.S. Thanks for the votes, peeps! Made my day!
Goggie is Wheaten Terrier. I haz one. Naim iz Bailey. Goggie love new kitteh Ringo, hates ornj kitteh Butters, ignors old&wise fatcat Precious.
Wheaten Goggies is made of win. Medeeum size, berry berry fwendly, lots o lurv. Bewares; energy-battery has long long life! Myn gives many licks n kissez.
Reserch Wheaten Terrier…..u will lyk.
kung-foo biatch kitty!!!
Still luff, loave, lurve this one. Rmynd me of evry wmyn eyes no tawkin to evry man eyes no.
go kity go!!! go kity go!!!
Here it is, many many months later and this is still my fave LOL of all time!!
ADORABLE!!!
[...] nd u will nivver speak 2 me liek dat again. [...]
STILL my all-time fave!! How cool to see it linked!
uz shud nu thut thes iz mah home kiteh his named iz Jiunk
hi hardcure!
STOP. dont toch mah ther, tis is mah privvet skware.