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teecup poodle… pleh. y u has, wen u cood has teecup kitteh!
No want be stickee.
Dis bebe soo sueet dat if yuz addz da sugar, eberbody get diabetus shok!
Tht wuz mai reackshun ezackly, this bebbe kitteh iz all the sugar u need!
Watch out, Cup Kitteh!
If they pour some tea in there,
it will be a BATH!
Ohhai.
My naymez Earl. Earl Grey.
kthxluvubai.
Keep you 40, i’ll jus have an earl grey tea,
my rimz never spin, to the contrary,
you’ll find they’re quite stationary
Huh? *confizzled*
Is frum Weyrd Al Yankohvik sawng, “White and Nerdy.” Iz a parodee of sum gangstuh rap ur anudder n tawks abowt all tings geeky (Montee Pyfon, Dungyuns n Draiguns, etc.)
Is vurry funnee sawg. Mai feeyansay n I will haf it playin at our resepshun.
Iz pareodee uv “Riding Dirty” by Chingee. Iz vurry fuhny sawng n viddyo. Weyerd Al iz awll kaindz uv awsum.
Dat’s da wun. I nu I wuz gettin owld when Weyrd Al started makin fun uf sawngs I nebber hurd uf… :-/
yup mea tew
NO WAI!!! Hubbee an me awlwayz no whut Al be dooin, we himz biggist fanz evar! (Hubbee even haz rekordeeng uv Al wif Wendy De Carlo doin Peter an de Wulf!) An he gawt me a spachoola fur Valintimes wun yeer. I wuz sooo happy an pleezed, evreebuddee else jus confoozed! LOL!
Hubbee sez he gawt it frum Spachoola Citee – buy 9 git de 10th wun free!
Awwwww red snapper.
Verry tasety.
You can have red snapper, or what’s in box #3.
Nothing!!!!!
B!
you have endered youself to me further with your love of Al
Little bunny fugu!
Best meme ever
B!
u habs a grapeful heart an takz pleasurez in de simple tingz
frum wat u habs shared i knows u’ve habs sum tribbles (sry, couldn’t halp
myself frum mahkin dat silly referrence) but its obbeeus dat u habz hope.
i’m so happi foar u, cause i knows the laffs an fun is mahkin u bedder !!!
Wuz Parodee of Chamillionaire & Krazee Bone. Iz no lolcat spelluns — iz Reguler!
>^_^<
~Griffin
An u no whie Erl Gray is nerdee?
Cuz Captin Pickard drinkz it!
YUM (to bofe)
Agreez to teh YUM! Butt I can has been drinkin Erl Gray befoar Captin Pickard. Coarse, I has cup of Erl Grey in front of mee now – am watching Scifi channel whilst typeing rite naow and has always been Star Trek fan – guess I be – sigh – nerdy.
btw, SarahD, u has seen teh tiny kitteh frum several weaks ago dat luked stranglee liek Cpt Pikard, yes?
Maybe dat da reeson. Capt. Picard = Da best split infinatbe ob alll timz=Star Wreck
Star Wreck= geeks
Besides, uz eber trai dat stuff? Tastez liek floris…floweris…da guys that hab da flowour stores be rinsin all da flowers n den sellin it to folks whoz reaqlly be likn the flowery T. Earl Grey is da guy whatz washes da flours. Dis right up dere wid Jasmine.
Irish Bkfast inna mornin and yuz b spoutin the poetry and seein da wee little guyz whatz libes inna fourest all dai long.
Hm, u meen “DERE ARE 4LITES!!”? So hilareeus! Did u no, if u run a serch for imajes of Kitten Captain Picard, u get all dese purebreds naemed Captain Picard?! How kewt!
WANT
I is watcheng teh SciFi nao too, Janet, tho I has to tell u: Flash Gordon has teh suck. Whai we not has moar Dresden Files? *sad*
Also, I dinnot no dat abowt teh maeking of Earl Grey, Lucy. U is rite, it do taest like flowurs… but I luvs it. I wishes I could has Fortnum & Mason brand, but tehy do not has in USA. I is stuck wif Twinings.
Is jus ok, ackshully.
SarahD – I has found teh pikshur I meant. Is little kitteh (much liek tea cup kitteh) standin garding his dish of (raisins?) Cap is “Is mine!” Date is sept 5th.
Someowum else said kitteh looked liek Cpt Picard. So I luked again – and I think he duz, too. Just sumthing abawt teh expession awn his fayce. Super kyoot. I’d liek to know whut YOU think.
And I agrees – Flash Gordon is nawt whut I had hoped for. And no, I’ve never run serch fur Kitteh Cpt Picard. Wud previously nawt hav thawt of such a thing. Will do soon.
Did you know that most Twinings EG sold in US is different from English EG. Check package. If packed in Atlanta, is modified fur teh American palate! So I wuz told. I was wunz compalining that teh EG heer taysted different frum whut I was used to in Germany (where we gotz teh EG frum England). Teh knowlegeable tea person I was talking to told me that. Try to see if you can find in packed in England. Will be somewhat better. But of coarse – Fornum and Masons . . .
WHUT. I dinnot no dat abowt packeng in USA. PLEH. I has offen thot teh Earl Grey has nawt been as gud laetely.
I will luk for teh othur kynd RITE NAO.
Fank u for teh warneng. ICHC is so ejukashunal!
Yu can bai Murchie’s variatee bai mel-ordur frowm Canada. Is same as English kynd.
Wayt….montee pyfon n dungyons un dragunz not kool!!??!! *passes owt*
Dey onlee nawt kool to stoopy hyoomuns who no unnerstan dem.
Yes – teh peeple who thinks they are kool and we are the geeks don’t unnderstand that we thinks WE are teh kool and they are teh stoopies! And we haf WAAAAYY moar fun!
us no THINK we’z de kool.
we NO.
an dat’z wyh i’z belong to wow guild names b “the knights who say Ni”.
;o)
I stoopy kool hoomin woo luv da d&d an da WoW an da Monty Python, and Iz kool. Peeps who no no abowt dis be NAWT kool, and DO NOT WANT!
BTW wuz chamillionare and crazy bone, not chingee
White and Nerdy!!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
“I wanna roll wif da gangsters….but it is obvious I am too white and nerdy” phunny
de bes part of dat biddeo fer mee wuz Donny Osmond dancing in bakgrownd…2 phunny!
We had two kittehs, wnce, hez naim waz Earl Grey and hiz sistr wuz Darjeeling.
no needz no shoogar….kitteh alreddy sweet nuff!
tu tru
I wuz gona say dat….. U beet me 2 it so u getz 5 cheezburgr.
an yoo bof beet me to it. wuz first ting i thot!!!! u bof get 5 burgerzzzzzzzzzz!
iz dis da teecup dat spinz till i puke?
i finks saem ting. teh kyootist kitteh ried teh mad hattrz teecup ried
Mah mommah sayed dis wuz Disney Wurrled. I demayand my munee bak!
iz my unbirfday!
A vry mry unbirfday to u
Veree meree unbirfday tu yu! Iz mien alsew!
U too! Iz mi unbirfday!
Carroll wood be purroud!!!
Eenglish kitteh is vurry propurr.
Nao if u excuz me, my hed is about to asplode frum da kyut. *pop*
Wut happent 2 d bakgrownds? Big eraser?
ya ah wunnerd dat 2
Ditto
Luk liek sumbuddy wuz usin teh Fotoshop an de magik eraysers. Why tehy dunt erayse t3h leetle hand wayt?
no shoogar, but lotz uv creem plzkthx
It be Darjeeling tiem nao plz?
I can has scones too? And cucumber sammiches wif the crust cut off de bread? Nom nom.
soopur yummi nom… three fold. nao dat yoo menshionz eet, I beleebs ah b makn cumbuwr sammachez fur mai liittle gader’n on sundai. ah b usin mai frendz az genipigs. lol lol : ) an dey b guud peepz cuz dey awlwais have ah liddle taste ov mai noowest awrtistik creatshun. most tymes dey go ovr prutti guud .
Okeh, soeh, Iz wai off da lol theme : ).
*slinks off, tale @ haff mast ; )~*
U sez whutevar! u allus good reedin!
fanks nyce ladi!
No B slinkin awa! Ai unnerstands.
Ai awways maiks genipigs owt uv mai gests! Mai vry gud frenz r ust to it. Dey says dey cum to mai hause for de lab speriments!
But ai lurvs to cook nu fuds and iz best wif awdience.
so tru!. no fun, just cookn fur me : ) ah knew whut it wuz gonna be! fwrend awl gaffered n da kitchen, wif tawkin an moosic an laffn…den happi noms. dat da bestest!
AI gibs u awl teh tea u wants, bebeh. APTER ai gibs u muches snorgles & schmoos! N, ob corse, apter ai cleens up teh mess frum teh hed assplodeses!
*SPLORT, SPLORT*
Kreem? Biscuits? Crumpets?
Lemon? Scones? Sugar cookies?
Meow?
Wun lump or two?
Kitteh sips hiz tee wif his pinky pointy end in de ayr.
Waiting for the ride to start, wheee…the little one is for my ant friends…go ahead and put a drop of tea with their sugar.
kitteh swirlz match cup swirlz
LOOKIT!!!
MAH VARY OAWN HAWT TUBZ!!
*poot*
I maded bubblz!
Melissa – I sayed it befoar, butt must say it agayn. Ur mind is a miracle of marvelous and memorable merriminz! U see teh most wunnerful things – much liek Jack.
I luuuv u.
reeeele I do.
but ur no gettin my bud light….
And YOU, Gayla, are a ! – Oh dear – I has teh writer’s block! Enyway – you always has teh right, light touch. IS SOOO much fun fur me to reed ur commentz. You almosst always says sumthing I wish I cudda thot of!
least u did nawt call me da biotch LOL
Your a genuine sweetie Janet 
And GOOOOOOOOOOD Morning Gayla! I’m fetchin mai coffee now! I must say – I wuz MOST startled to see sumwun sort of cawl u bioch – even as joak. Startled? Did I say startled? Moar liek shocked.
Thankz fur compliminz. Meny in mai famblee wud be startled to heeer mee called genuine sweetie!! Mai mother sumtimes says she duzn’t know why I have eny frenz at awl. I can has bad temper sumtiems. But I gets over it very kwicklee.
I have a bad temper too! But like you—I get over it and move on
My better half brews on it a bit longer — sometimes too long and I have to shake him outta it LOL (figuratively — he is tall and strong — so don’t worry LOL)
i grees wif everyone here! yu is all sweeties.
pea ess,
mai tattoo is partially a teapot an teacup. an i jus met someone las nite whose name was teagan, nickname tea. shes vary sweet ladi tooo!
Oh hai.
I maded you a mushroom tee.
But i ated it.
Now everyfing get veri differunt.
Did u see Mad Hatter?
Wuz here a minit ago…
Twinkle, twinkle, little bat
How I wunder what ur at
Up abuv teh werld u fly
Like a teetray in teh sky.
Butt i still smellz teh March Hare.
IS MAH BIRFDAY FOR REEL!! OCTOMBUR FIFT!!
I insist you join me in a cup of tea!!!
Tank yew.
Wud prefurr a margurita.
But hpy birfday NEway.
Happee birfdai 2 u
happee birfdai tooooo u!
HAAAAPPPPPEEEEEEE BIRFFDAAAAAIIIIII
DEER DUUUUUUFFY
Happee birfdai tooooo uuuuuuuu!
I will drink a shot of Absolut Rubee red in ur names!!!
yay… iz birfday-day on ICHC! Happee birfday duffy… happee birfday lolcatburgler, n anyhoo else hoos birfday today
October is grate monf to has teh birfday (my dawter ternz four on teh 7f)
Duffy, lolcatburglar and all uhver earlee Oct birfdays:
Happi birfday!!!
(BLUSH)
We now noes your pairints knew how to reelly celebrate New Year’s Eve!
*snicker*
mah parintz lyk Balintynz day…I wuz bornd 3 weekz erlee, mah sistr waz bornd on mah du dayt (difrunt yeer)…Oktembr 24 en Noremembr 16. troo storee!
Tea cup WAAAYYY too small for me! But I’ll have a drink with you, even if you’re sitting in a silly teacup!! Have a great birthday!!
I has counted. Seeums to birthdays todai of teh following lolfrenz:
Duffy
Snafutti
Lolburgler
Chewly.
Whut a grate day. Happy birthdays to you awl. And we can joyn Duffy fur a lovely cup of tea. Alas, teh choklit snozzleberrie creem caeks wuz awl eated a cupple of pikshurs ago. Must maek do with teh cholkitberrie scones. Please to be helpin urselves while Duffy pours teh tea.
U getz in furst, then if their enuf room, I joyn U.
i iz in ur cup, being kit-tea!
FTW! comment full of awsum and clever!
thank u!
)
Poor kitten has diabeetus. ;-;
nawt to be furgettin mah lemin curds an clotted creem. hevee awn teh creem, k?
‘M not juz kyute…
Iz a Tempst in a Tee-kup!
Plz not be addin hot tea, just iced. Kthx.
iz tea for to
and to for tea
just me for yu
and yu for me
Oh hai
U maed mee nyse baff
But i drinkt it
Cah i pleez havs agin?
O kitteh, when u gets older u has to go to dizneeland and ride teh teakupz! U wold be so cute and wold luv dem.
Da Kween wantz me 4 T? Why her wantz dat? Mouse unner her shair? Lemmse ats him. Bebekittehs gotz da sharper teef and needel claws. Little & Kwoot maybe, but I R dangerpuss! I showz Uz.
Bebbee Kitteh inz
a cup iz sweet enuff 2
meltz herz Hewmin’s hart
Canz eevurr sitz or
currlz up. Bebbee Kitteh can
haz undeesyded
Cup is juss t3h ryte
size. Barree bursatyle. Brand
noo Spesshull Nap Playse
Jack.
Until she grows out of it next week!
I’m a widdle teacat short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is my pout
When I get all steamed up
I just shout
Tip me wif burgers
Or uz can get out!
Gayla – do u know teh kyoot “amews ur frenz” vershun of this?
U puts both hands awn ur waist – with elbows akimbo, of coarse. Then u sings . . .
I’M A LIDDLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT
*Luk at left arm awn “Here” * HERE IS MY HANDLE *luk at peepls with smile*
*luk at right arm, again on “Here”, with slight hed nod, still smilin* HERE IS MY. . . *smile turns to luk of astonishment- paws, starin at arm – then luk bak at peepl*
OH, FOR GOD’S SAKE, I’M A SUGAR BOWL! (First four werds of this line to be editied according to age of ur audience)
(can u tells i’s a purrfeshunal stage director?
neet! J4K! ah bet dats ah fun job!
Wuz. I’m retyreded now. Butt wuz lots of fun – most of the tiem!
Oh – has reread stage directions. Did wun rong!
After HERE IS MY . . . Paws, starin at arm. . esclaim OH, FOR GOD’S SAKE! while still lukkin at arm. Then turn to audi. . .peepl, luk at them and then say, with bemewsed expressshun on face,
I’M A SUGAR BOWL!
Has much moar dramatic punch taht way. Is moar to say – when to let body sag, etc, butt too much foar here. Practice at hoam!
No matter how small the produkshun, we always strives for purrfecshun!
that is so phunny!
) I will try that out sometime LOL
Stage director…..that sounds very cool!
)
Teehee! Mah frend an I do dis one all da tiem. Put bof hands on hips, den sing:
I’M A LITTLE TEAPOT, SHORT AND STOUT
HERE IS MY HANDLE…
AND HERE IS MY OTHER HANDLE!
Sumwun watchin always say sumting liek “But yu has no spowt? How does yu poar?”
Den yu bend over forward an go:
YOU POUR ME LIKE THIS, STUPID!
tea, no sugar. I is sweet ’nuff.
iz be sweet nuffs allredeez!
Dis kitteh foto, it are lurrrvely. We wontz to kisss it! Phoebe gifs it 5 lurrve bisons (liek teh lurrve nivvles ownlee biggr. Phoebe canst hlp gifin lurrve nivvles on teh nozes.). We’z yuzin awr peepz MacPuter wivvowt purrrmishun jus tew tel U dat.
Kbai
Linus & Phoebe
Am I the only one reacting to that annyoing white spot in the picture?
I thik it call sunlight. Try to remain calm LOL jk
What happened to the rest of the picture in the upper RH corner?
Alternate Text – Care to join me in a cup of tea?
~S