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Stoopy Sarah…I showz u how tu get to Goblyn Keeng’s kastle…
itz diss kynd ov attitood dat led tu her abandonmnt ov pritty narrativz and teh tayking up ov teh brootal rekweeumz. . . FTW ennyway – iz teh sweetly-pakd refurrenss
Halp!!! I’m shur is full ov sweetly-paked refurruenss – butt i must admit I juzt doan know whut u are talkin abaut. I’m gud with teh googlol – pls to give mee sumthing to luk up.
Oh – and Diva – thankz fur amply demonstratin why is Nawt Done to shout – teh u know whut!
*sigh*
david bowie in labrynth. he was georgus!!! she was a doll! rock n roll fairy tale, included muppets.
* hopes the lolfrendz 4 give her fur stepping out of form <: 0 )~
Labrinf is full uf da awsum n win. As iz Dark Kristul. N ebbryting Jim Henson didz in hims tu-short lif, rilly.
Dats wai da Mirrormask moovee cums out. Engleesh cumpeny want muvie
lyke Dark Crystle und Labrynth
Dats awlso why Pan’s Labrynth come’d awt. Teh Spaneesh company wanted a piece awf teh actions.
David Bowie=secks on toest!
Nummy, nummy man him be.
well naw Jinx— dontcha hold back dare gf….tellz us how u rly feels!
) lol
He had teh bestest 80’s hayr in dat moovie!
But teh moovie,
eh jus mah opinyon…an evvrybodee gotz wun
I dinnit cares faor it dat mush.
I’z jus sayin…
80’s hayr. …..I be missin dat. Nut likes dis stringy,flat, straight hayr-doos teh gfs wares now. Much pleh. Do NOT WANT. Wants FAT hares! An teh BIIIIIG sholdurs! I be looken lykes a biiiig sexy lione gurlfriends back den. GRRRRRR doan u be messin wit me! I wus HOT stuff!
Mai hayr in teh 80s cud go owt on its own….didn need me. Molto usij ov teh styelin produx.
You wuda luved the 60’s, early 70’s. Teh hair be so hard and so high u lay down on teh pillowz at night an u be 5 inches off teh pillowz. I member mai stepmother usta wrap her haed in twoilet papers to keep her doo frum gettin messed up when she be sleepin. An when you go to teh butee salonz an gets a new doo, teh sucker lasted for a whole week, nut onz hare move for teh whol week! Rumors wuz flyin round bout the really good doos what lasted so long teh raoches was livin in em! U member that?? Tehm wus teh gooood ol dayz.
An teh urban lejind abowt teh lady wit the beehive hairdo that teh black widow spider was nesting in, and it killded her. We combed our hair all teh time after we heard dat one.
Bowie was nommy indeed, but I felt teh movee was a bit lite overall — IMHO it was liek watching, say, Oberon Hisself surrownded by cornish piskies instead of the Sidhe court.
But it was fun — teh pooting river had me rofling.
o hai J4K
Ah ansereded u in da rong playce. but iz guud anser : )
o silli mei. okeh, ah goes tew sleepz nao. ifn ya kant navagate loland, go tew bedz
I no needz tu shawt it–ebbryone kan see fer demselfs!
hellooo helloooo helooooooo
juss anssering Janet 4K awl teh wai up dare.
chek her in teh role az sara an den wotch Rekweeyum foar a Dreem.
Brootal jawdrop gaspshok ai swarez.
thank u tina, and thanz to awl kind enuf to show mw whut to do. I Has now googled tehm awl (including RfaD) and am full of the knowledj! Even fownd Rotten Tomatoes, so know 50 worst moovies of 2006. 1986 wuz VERY bad year fur me – I knows now why I didn’t see this.
Whut!! I is not stoopy!
Oh, u nawt speek to meh.
Carrion.
kitteh no listen to hoggle… n downt eet teh powsun froot! watches owt for teh washerz.
*sigh* i luved teh labyrinf (david bowee wus my furstiest ever crush)
Toby… ware r uuuuu?????
Rn’t ai a-MAZE-ing??
maze kitteh r amazed that u think he will play ur stoopy hoomin game…jus gets him too the treats plz. kthxbai.
More than one way to skin a…..skin a……find the way to the cheezburgers!
Very true.
Smart kitteh din’t eben need a bawl ov yarn to faynd himz wai.
But hee lieks to plai wif teh yarn anneewai.
Meenotaur no match 4 kitteh…him onlee haz 2 pointee endz, kitteh haz 5.
gone to kick minotaur’s 4ss, brb
WIN!
Juz get ur bad bad co-worker to sit inna stoopy corner? Glad jooz bak!
Classical refruns FTW! Lubs teh miffollogy more dan pup Kulchur.
(David Bowie wuz wun hot goblin, tho
)
Firs ting I thawt ov wen I saw teh pixture. Smart kitteh dont need wacks wings eifer.
Kitteh no haz hoobris…him nos how gud him iz!
Hoo needs shinee sheeld when yoo has shinee eyeses?
Wat r u lookin ar?
I show dat stoopit mouz… who cant find dah pease of cheez now?
N wen ai finds it, NOMNOMNOM!
An she du it wif style and attatude.
Shunnut dat be cattatude? Dey all habs dat.
OH MY COD!!!!
Iz lyke Mister Snuffaluffagus and Quoth The Raven had a kittehfant an him grewed up to bee da attentiv zookeeper foar a carton of ostritch egz.
obvsly. 8D
So, Tina, how are your medicashuns 2nite? Need an ajussment?
LOL.
thayr fyne. ai sent them to da mooveez. told them too bee bak bai dessembr.
I think I saws them in the movie theater wif me tonight — they was da ones acting up on the furst row…
I saw the “Brave One” it was disturbing but good (stuffs ebert bak in the box) naw bak to regular loling
woodchuck, yoo no a playc to git meds adjusted? liek a medi-prakter? Takses Meowdekal?
Now, dat u menshun it, das EGG saklee wat it luks lyk!
Tina – ai wuds lub to hab bin ur kree-ay-tib riting teechur!
WTF H4X!!!!1!!!!1!
huh? wut iz dis H4X? Ai theenk Ai mees sumptin
OH HAI I FOUNDZ WARP TO LEVEL 8
Kittehs were not meant to sit in liddle cubicles staring at komputer skreens all dai, filling out uzeless forms and listening to eight different bossz drone on about about mission statementz.
n peepels were??
speekin ob wich, y der b no peepels popping n peeping frum dees kyuubikels?
i can haz wak-a-dilbert?
Oh, hai, I heerd tehre wuz gofers in teh kewb farm?
NOM NOM NOM
dammyt feelz gud to beh gangsteh.
Office Space FTW!
tradishunallizt kitteh dudn’t do silleez nu age labrintz.
mah multyplecks litturbocks
let meh sho u it
fur litterbocks binglol?
poot – n32 peeeeeeee – o65
LOL!!!
2 me kitteh looks liek iz takin a poot……
POOT!
mus to put poots in eberee kyuub!
Hoos tha ladee ~ sexy ladee!
kitteh no needs teh SMRT…dis heer kitteh kin get by on luuks alone!
Mrrrowr!
babay silver tabbies is usink meh as jugglejim/kittehbed!! squee!!! soo coot!! six week old, all floppy and wobbles. ima go befores head asploed. *asplode*
What fun! Yea fur teh floppy wobbly kitteh taht iz maekin u soooooo happy. Himz soundz so kyoot!! Mai hed asplodes just thinkin abaout it!
Dats all us stoopy hyoomins gud for, sept at dindin tym! Ob corse dey neber rly gro owt ob its. Udder nites, ai had kitteh sirkus in mai bed. Ayla b 9 n Manfred b 12! Hab fun wid teh bebehs wile dey still bebehs!!
David Bowie Kitteh wonders…
where is baby for in teh Labyrinth?
Boss Cat r standin over da dilbert Kubes, watchin eberybody
Boss Cat is Ceilin Cat’s kuzin?
Dis Boss Cat haz 5 pointee ends insted of pointee hair!
heh!
Give me the child. Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the castle beyond the Goblin City to take back the child that you have stolen. For my will is as strong as yours, and my kingdom is as great… YOU HAVE NO POWER OVER ME!
T.F.S.
u remindz me uv teh babe (wut babe) teh babe wif teh powr (wut powr) the powr of voodoo. (hoo do?) u do! (wut?) Remindz me uv teh babe.
*burp* ur welcome.
Dang. I lieked dat moobie, but u all has it memberized. I iz impressed.
So when things get too tough
and your chin is dragging on the ground
and even down looks up
…
BAD LUCK!
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
OH HAI I FOUND WARP TO LEVL 8
Yoo haff no pwr ofur me!!!!!!!!
Labyrinth ref FTW!
I have this bookcase, and my cat did exactly the same thing while we were assembling it!
Bengallee Kitteh
iz az beeyooteefull az
she iz oh-so smrt!
No haz tyme 2 playz
wiff Laburrenthz anz mayzez
wennz canz klymz awn topp
Sillee mowsseez tryz
2 fynd Cheez az Kitteh’z paw
sweepz anz skoopz it up
Jack.
i hadnt seen this wun b4. top three material.
C’MAWN MAAAN!!!! MAKES IT FUN!!!!!
RELEESE TEH MOWSIE!!!
that’s good but…all cats are smart
)
IKEA cat is inspekting ur nu bookshelfs
“I sees bolt that needz titened. I can haz allen rench?”
Nonconformist cat refuses to be pigeonholed.
ooh das bery cleber. I’z in awww.
Hoo mooved ma cheezburger?
mc escher hz nufin on me!
OMG! Da floofy pants, da poyntee fayc, da nowin eyeses…
Dis wun awsum kitteh!
**Kabooooooof**
Ha! It taiks mor dan a stoopid owverfrown bukcase to keep me from getn to da forbidn commfy spot on ur bed!
Obstikal corse kitteh… shall obercom!!!
Oh look at me I’m so smart, I’ve figured your maze aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh…
Yep kitty you smart, as in smarting now…Holes can be square too ya know
Ah just shut it, I meant to do that….
Wow … dis is teh most gorgemous kitteh ever! Sowwy, no cute caption, too bizzy admirin kittehy
Kitteh be on Expidishun. Is naim of IKEA bukshelf: Expidit. I has 1.
Fly, Icarus, fly!
Yiss. Yu may admyre mah gorgeus floofy pantz and tayle, but NO TUCHING!!
Okey nao wher’d u put de mowsies?
Hairy Pawter kitteh is using unfare advantij 2 win Trywizrd Turnamint.
Huh? mouse? noe der wuz no (gulpz.. swallowz) mousesz here, I jus lookn roun k?
I have that bookshelf!
<3 IKEA.
YES!
i think its more impressive to say that kitteh put together expedit bookshelf alone rather than got thru maze.