hand me the 12mm socket?
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I r ur dust bunny cleaner service— u may pays me in cheezeburgers. kthxbai
How niyce to see u in the marvelous prior to second position! And with a reelee gud comment, too!
mornin Janet
) coffe in hand….redy 4 the day…. Bring it!
Kwit laffin an git this thing awf me!
EWWWWWW! Does yu evar clean dis?
Quik! Let’s fix this thang, so I can finish getting dressed for the prom
This is hilarious! SHAME on whoever voted it down!
It was probably
just someone who hasn’t heard
of “tuxedo cats”.
What’s a “tuxedo cat”? I’ve heard of “dinner jacket cats”.
well, a tuxedo cat has pants that match his jacket, and a dinner jacket cat doen’t…
>^.^<
This is a fine eggsmaple of an 18 century Cutaway Cat, with a sublime “Floofie” style waistcoat.
(is it bad form to commnt on yer own post? My ap[oplopsies if tis!)
Jellikle kats are white and blak
Jellikle kats is uf modurat syz
…
They quitet enuf in teh mornin hours
They quitet enuf in teh afternewn
Rizerving their terpsichorean powerz
To dance by teh lite of teh Jellicle Moon
(TS Elliot)
Dey noes hao to danse a gavotte and a jig.
dis looks like my Molly. But she not so gud wif her paws, akshooly.
Ikea Kitteh
will assemble furniture
in exchange for food.
an hims backordered erars…
i r not teh wikked which ov da west – not to be droppin tabels (or hauses) on me.
you wretched little girl !!! I’ll get you, and your little dog !!!
in soviet russia, witch drops on chimney
in soviet russia, witch = santa??
In Soviet Russia, Santa haz UR presents.
In soviet russia, there are no presents.
In Soviet Russia, Presentz haz UUUUUUU!
In soviet Russia, witch stomps on u wif her house on chikkin legs
so glad i no live in soviet rusha!
Baba Yaga FTW!
She one of mai favrite fairee tayl peepls evar.
I jus hasn’t been the same since that house fell on mai sister…..
)
Gasp!!! You are reelee Elphaba????
nos! mai SISTER be Elphaba — I r Glaya the GOOD witchy
)
erm – ifn yer Sista iz teh Elphie, joo mus be Nessarose(teh tajiklee byootiful), ifn yu iz Glaya teh Gud wich, joo r teh roomate…so sry…it teh loassum, but wen yu get 2 C teh Wizzerd yu ken lern 2 defy teh grabbity uv it awl.
hehe – iz (1 ob)teh costyoom dessine assisstitissitans on teh Wikkid
Teh Wikkid, iz saw dat – wuz awsum!!! Saw at Gershwin Theatre in NY, iz dat ware u r teh costyoom dessine assisstitissitans? Gud wurk!!
tankoo.
iz werkin rly rly RLY hard rite naos!
;-}
Man, witches must be in short supply when cats have to fill in for them…
I seen dat too, at da Pantiejeez! Wuz much much win!!!
Maerlynn – I tink most witchiz wood fin sumpin familyer bowt dis kitteh!
Well, akshully I thot awl along u wus reely Glayla. I cud tell frum ur purrsonality – shud hav asked u lawng ago if u be she. I spects u ment to say hause fell awn ur best frenz’ sister. And of coars, since Elphaba is ur deerest frend, she is liek a sister to you. Awl maeks sense now.
umm okay…….I guess I needed to see the play!
) I have learned so much today! That is a win for me!! Thanks for all the info peeps……although I iz still a bit cornfused…..and me being FROM the land of OZ……dats jus wrong!
No, dat r impeereeul, sun. U r git metrik, or I has smrtr kittenz nex tym.
If impyrial is gud enuf foar teh kween…
Ah no meeters not really be made of meet, son. Dat is not teh poynt…
not teh haf inch, this cart is metric not standard!
cuoot floofy kitteh belleh!
teh 7/16ths? teh 15/32nds?
oooo… catnip…
Read t3e sine. Kitteh chargz hunnerd fity cheezburgers an our fur fxn ur kar. Best u git soket qikly
I think i red abowt dis guy on Angee’s List.
Not so grate ackshully!
teh tabl is rly borked. tis gonna cos you. mebbe tree hundrd, fiv hundrd cheezburger. wat limit on teh creidit kard? u needs mebbe loan.
Littol moar to teh rite… littol moar… closur….
Ok, dat’s gud. Setter down!
Graffiti Kitteh is taggin ur furrnichoor in all sortsa places…..
u haz skwishd kitteh
“this is yer problem right here, lady – you’ve been driving a wicker basket. you must have left your broom at home – our shuttle service will drive you back to your witch’s shack, and you might want to get your prescription changed.”
Watch out, Stend. I ‘member teh last tiem yoo sugjested some1 needed 2 taek differnt meds.
Yoo cawt h*** frum a leegl perfesshunl!
Ahh yerz, wun ob oaor mos vocal and prsistent kare troll… wuznt tehy teh arobic instruktator, too?
An we offerz a bristle-replacements garanty for da nex time u flies inta treez.
I layz down fur a teeeny nap….tu, tree dayz, max…..an sumbuddy moov teh fernichoor!! I can has a liddle peas rown here?
* ai get bag of frozed peaz. roll’em akross fluur at kitte–wunatatym, marblz stile*
Wunatatym? Tu eezee. Kitteh swotz tehm awai ebery taim.
Youz gawt tu gibs peas a chans!!
Yep, I seez ur prollem.
Teh paritkelbord taybles, tehy gotz trubbelz rite frum da factree. Doan no why peeps keep byin dem.
Will haf to ordr partz frum teh manyoofacshrer. Taek 5, mebbe 7 dayz.
an instruckshuns will b in chyneez
does kitter get lead based hazzard pai??
Anudder splinched kitteh! St. Mungo’s sez is epidemik.
send 2 fird flur 4 unsplinchin, qwik!
He not needing 12mm socket, he be needin destinashun, deliberashun, determinashun.
Metriccat is to be wantin himz 115gram cheezburger. plzkbai.
I seez ur prollem…u gots chzbrgr stuck in der. Where u bin drivin dis wikr bakset anyways?
Halp! Iz not wck’d wtch.
Do not want!
Wickered witch
teh sokit is in teh baskit u layzee kitteh, git it urseff
Wut U meen U no has? I gived it U! I gived U ful set las Xmas!
U eschanged? Fer noo unnerwere?
*stalk out in huff*
why u got u panties inna bunch? Leest i didn’t regift it!!!1!!
We no dis iz not Britnee’s kitteh. She haz no unnerweres.
[insurt awfel shaved pusseh joak heer]
{complaint abowt da drayps follows}
{[clompain abutt clawful jokez--remenix abutt daiz wehn ICHC wuz aboutr family valuz]}
wait…. wut?
Limbo dansin cat……is stuk.
oh noes…. i gowed too low. (now need kiroprakter kitteh)
2 the moon ceiling cat!
Hao com peepuls dont knoo hao ta set ups dere own enataynmint centa?
Handykitteh is lysensed and bunded. Munny bak garanty if no satisfyed.
Halp! I is fallded an I cant get up!
Fading fast…
Need…cheezburger…immejitly…just hand it to me.
even cats understand that metric is better!
Okey, we gonna need pul dis an draen de pan heer, den we remoobarates dis fingamarater, an toon up de stroobamawatsey… we hafta get da partz frum Jermunny, so we’er lookin at Toozdey, Wenzdey earleest. Topth. Dat’ll run ya fibe hunnert cheezburgers. Payaboo in bakon speshul wif soss, pleez.
I snorted – great one!
Metric cat is….. Metric.
No we no has 12 socket 14 may werk here tri