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Cheezburger Network Blog
nao, dis kwarter pownd cheezburger. Nao irony in dat box. Nao vytamns or nuther minrals neether.
ahnd noa kaloreez or fat if it beez yur birfdai!!
Thinks they calls it a hart atak in a bocks
YAY! Albert (my kitty in the pic) haz cheezbergurs and comments. Thanks for the votes and comments. He’ll be indifferent, but I’ll be excited for him! He traded his tail for that cheezburgerz.
neet-O!!! guud fur yew! & guud fur Albert : ) hez ah vuri purrrtii kiteh. tew bad bout dat tail loss doh : ) (hee hee)
iz ok, dat kitteh can go to reetale stoar. (Sry, had 2 bee sed)
yeah, wuznt der a tail xtra in wun ov de deliverings from ikea de odder week?
*chex deliverings list*
LO, IKEA Kustomr Servis.
No we no haz dah taylz in blak. Wii haz taylz in whyt, broun, tabbee an oranj, in strate an curlee, in smooth and floofee, but nawt in blak. Soree.
Tkx 4 kalling Ikea Kustomr Servis. Hav a nyce dai.
Thanks. He and his litter mate are my babies. They are both black manx cats with no tail – though Ellis’s nub-tail is a little longer than Albert’s. They are the only manx cats I’ve ever known and they are wonderful friends.
Albert sez i is on your interwebs maykn u lol.
I had teh black kitteh who lost her tayle. I misses her so much. Rest in peace, Miss Blossom.
Nowai. I had a blak kitteh hoo lost hiz tail, too, (got in a car engine when a kitten, luky he survivd!) Smitty wuz his name, and he wuz teh bestiest. I misses him too. Now I haz anuver blak kitteh hoo hz kept his tail, but izn’t as snorgley.
our blak kitteh was bornded wiv hiz tayle bented coz he can had too mani bruvvers an sisters at zame tyme
hiz mommie waz VERI fertil!
hiz name waz Fritz coz he waz big an wild – he waz lurvly an i miss him …
Albert sez no cries flewfihats…mz blosum iz one wiff teh force now.
Dis Prince Albert out of da kan?
(Him are wai full up wit da gorgeous!)
Albert sez he can wantz a tunas out of teh cans.
Him hav kyoot fais wiff much win and spreshuns.
snorggle Alburts frum oliv uss!!
Dis cals for LAZER EYS REVENGE
no ironies baghira – u eated it alreddy
Ooooo! Jungle Book Reference.
Baloo says I holdin the tail cuz da other end haz pointy teeth!
Why r my commints bein eeted?
I had to mess wif mah commint dat much to git it to post.
*headesk*
r tehy tastee? smellz like cheez? dat culd splain it.
i r postin here to make sur all frenz sees this. i fuxed mai profile on myspace so all peepls can see it nao. if you click my “whiskers” link above it should tak you there.
Pound3r de livr3.
I’z candi4n cat
we doant gitz ironies up here dat much………
oh, ‘Lissa…..yu getz it up dere, yu just doan GETZ it up dere….LOL
iz hardr to iron wif teh highr altitewd, ahm shur (nodds nowingly) … wut??
Shirlee nawt. I R Skawtish, & we haz saym altychewd az K4nada, but we can haz ironee.
I has upozable thumms, I wud halp dis kitty get cheezburger
Unposable thumps unessecairy. Kittee can use teeths and claws to rip shread tear open apart cardbroad bocks. No prolum!
I can has Royale with cheese?
pulp fiction ftw
U beated me bi 2 meenuts wif teh plup feekshon qwote. U win!
Dis bocks not sez royale wif cheeze newherz.
I wuz sadz.
I can has less packagingz? I ar green kitteh.
Noez. U iz blak kitteh. I haz TFT so I noez is nawt kolor kast.
French kitteh haz royale wit cheez.
holy crap! dey’s actually callin’ it “quarter pounder” (“quart de livre”) in French!
PULP FICTION LIED TO ME!!
teh burgers can has marchd on wif teh tiems… buts Pup Fixyun remaynd teh saem.
pulp fixyun hoomin went to da amsterdam an dey speek dutch. not same same. dutch kitteh can has royale wif cheez.
I tink he alzo goed 2 Brgr King, nawt 2 MaccyDz?
Mai goggie LUVZ brgr king!!1 Evry teim we goz to git da chezbrgrs, she sits in bak seet cuz da hyominz in dreyeve thru asks if she wants triet. I seyz shur, and dey giv goggie a fresh brgr pattie. I knowz it not da best for her, but she luvz it much!
NO, Pulp Fiction didn’t lie…I’z been to france and dey cawl it royale avec fromage.
Me tink dis mebbe Canadia Cheezburger….
is awd. i thoted ‘livre’ was ‘book’. aparentlee is both. i can has translashun konfyusien?
naw, dat is kanadian QP boxx
Is probably burger from Qweebek (or Canada). Das why box is in English *and* French.
Better than a quart of liver, which is what I thought it said at first…
** barf** and also * huk huk HUUUK !!
Qt of Liver be 32 tiems worser dan a ounce
Noes itz diddnt. I fink in fwanss dat’s wut dey sai but dis boks iz Canadjun & dats mean difrent bocabyoularie dan teh French fum Franwnss. Canadjun inglish alsoh difrent fum brittsh & merican in sum wayz.
akshully…cos i’m taykin french and has a french-english dikshunairy i hads to luk it up (is how i am). livre meens both pound (weight) an pound (sterling).
apparently, i can’t have translayshun konfyushoon. is too upsetting for me.
butt dus also meen buk. So u waz rite. Sorta.
Dis not cheezburgr. Dis boks whut smelz uv cheezburgr. Silly hyoomun. U tryz agin.
MAH KITTEH COMED HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
SHE MOST LOUD YELLD AT ME for lettin hur bes hungrys for TREE HOLE DAZE!!! Den ate lahk little piggy, then buhped like she drunk.
Lurvs hur. Manee behbeh huggggssss…. gonna giv hur to the Gypsies if she runz off agin!
Dis mah kitteh-poo. She gots bunny-feet and kitty-toeses.
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff55/Ajakittypoo/ajacurrent3.jpg
YAH! She’s buyff-i-ful!
I’m glad she comed home. Snorgel her onez for me 2!
Hurray! happe dai foar u!
Give kitteh a kiss fr0m me!!!!
yeah for layla an yeah for home-nao kitteh. y’awl sleepz gud 2nite!
oh an shez be-a-yoo-ti-fulll !! much wannin to snorgle herz mizelf.
Oh, noes. Such a bad mommy, letting Princess go hungry just because she wandered off alone.
She’s a pretty kitty. I’ll bet she doesn’t disappear again anytime soon.
Yayyy!!! I luvz a happy endin. She vary pritty kitteh… give her sum snorglez frum me.
Yeah! Eye wur berry much worried faor ur kitteh -n- naow I r full of Teh Happiez!
She r VERY booytifull!
yay fer happy endingz!
Byootiful Princess!
yay!
much WIN fur teh happi ending!
YAY! i so happee she comed hoam! she r purrrrty! givez her snorgles 4 mi.
soooo glad yur kitteh is home. buootiful kitteh she is. yu mus giv her mani cheezburgers an lotsa hugs an snorgles nao.
Gibs ur bootifull kitteh lots ob snorgles n schmoo fur me wif lots ob tuna n gushifud!
She booooootifull kitteh!!! Gifs hir much snorgles frum meh!!!
I so glad she commed hom! (I tink part of it wuz all da good n-r-geez frum da burger hoomins! wee kallded her wif yoo!)
Ai lurve tehm stripee kitteh leggz
I am SOSOSOSOSOSOSOSO happee for you AND your baby kitteh!!! I am very hapitail now for teh rest of teh week!!! Yahoo!!! I luz teh happee endingz!!!!!
YAHOOOO!!!
She booful. Kiss de widdle nozie fer me!
Wow! I just thought everybody was looking at a kat and saying something nice about a plain-jane critter.
Then *I* went and looked. And whaddayaknow? Really IS a beut…biutt…supremely attractive kat! Any particular breed?
“plain-jane critter”???
da shame on u!
u b goin to nawti kornr nao, k?
shooda put da
after mai kommint, huh?
ooops, meao culpa.
this is wunderful news. I am also so happy to heer that she is OK. And OH, what a remarkablee byootiful kitteh.
mai Florian got out wunz (werkers left gate open) and was gone for two days. I wuz aut luking for him and FOUND HIM. He wuz sort of awn his way hoam – but I wuz so happy taht I sat right down awn teh curb and cried. Nothin so skeeree as havin ur kitteh be missing.
Looks laik Mai-coo oar phps May-coo & Simeez
Hooray-ooray-ooray-ooray!
She is bery purty!
Yay, soh naiss 2 noe yer kitteh iz bak hoem!
Bet she has lottsa storees to tell u!
lala, i lurvs ur kitteh. so pretty. an i so hap-hap-happy u gotz her back.
princess-kitteh, neber eber eber leeb ur mama’s home agin. she lurvs u.
HOORAY!! she had libble avenshur an den got hungree foar kibble and snorgles.
mah charlie had bunny-feet too. i used to ask him if he wuz haf rabbit, an he wuzn’t amuzed. (bebbeh passed away last winter).
00 (Barney did taht. He’z gawn now, so I reits kwik!
So sorry to heer u lost ur bunnee-footed charlie. Has u moar kittehs fur comfurt? I lurves teh big bunny feet. Butt mai darling Mitzi, a tiny liddle kitteh, had teh daintiest tiny feet. Soooo kyoot. She be over teh Bridge ’bout 2 1′2 yrs now. I has new comfurt kittehs now – butt still misses teh sweet Mitzi.
JCH4K, i’m sorry about Mitzi. she sounds like a verry sweet kitteh. she wuz lucky to have a hewmin who apreesheated her pretty liddle feetz! I have 2 other kittehs that i luv. i still misses mah charlie terribly. he was a funneh catboi, mayd me gigglez all teh tyme.
Oh, Lala….ah saw MY KITTEH COMED HOME!!! and mah hol boddee had chillz an mah aiz got all stingeh….ah is SOOOOO happeh for u!!!!
Yep. Dem such wunnerful werdz to see!
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LA !!!!!!
u got mah ahwun mah neez LAAAAA LA !!!
so happi foar u an ur beyootiful princes
such a wunnerful photo
happi tyme !!!!
Skreechee guitar soloz nao.
So glad kitteh came home….and thx for sharing the pic, she’s beautiful!
(lolcat speek temprrrrarily suspndid)
kitteh has ur cheezburger. is laffin at u.
Oh hai…. i saved u sum pikles.
…but i did saved u sum pickels… den dey wuz gettin coaled sos i eated dem.
I said NO ONYONS! How many times do I haf to tell u NO ONYONS?? What do I haf to do?? I cannot BELEF dat u would tink I eat this ONYON ridden burger — take back DO NOT WANT!!!!
(did anyone else watch Flipping Out??
)
mcy dee’s no care hao u wantz brgr…haves it ur way at brgr kng.
teh king is a lil kreepy, thow, downt u think?
Lil kreepy????? How abawt VERY kreepy!
u wants ekstra kreepy wif your burger? we has dat!
Trayd fur Wite Casl slidurs, plz.
U change litter in box, rite?
MAH KITTEH COMED HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Yellin at ME fer lettin hur run al-aroun fo TREE HOLE DAZE SO HUNGRIES!!!!!1
Ate lahk little piggy, den buhped like she drunk!!!!!1
She is at link above, she gots de bunny-feets and kitty-toeses.
Much lurvs and huggggsss!!!!!!!!!!1 for mah behbeh – tank you evereebuddy lolcats! We happies now.
Yaaayyyyy! Roody an I be verry happee for yew! Cheezburgers foar eberywun!
Uh oh–ware did dat link cum frum in mai naym? Not myne! Ennyway, stil bery happee taht yore kitteh is home!
um yah, dat’s sum weerd riet ther. lynk is ma blawg.
We can haz hakkrs?
prolly moak liek bugz.
…moaR liek.
my tyeping can has bugz!
Dis nawt reel, Awwness
2 Gawd Cheezburgr! Dis amz
dry, mass prodoosd Pleh!!!1!
Nommee meet andz cheez
awn a bun. Hoald t3h pikkulz
andz hoald t3h unnyunz!
Kitteh deeserbz t3h
besst. Fyndz Hewmin’z awffurreeng
unakkseptibill!
Jack.
Dat behbeh is preshus! So glad for u that she is bak! Notting is worse den lost kitteh!
Woohoo! Lala:
Verry pritte bebbee.
Juss remember dat;
“Dawgz rememberz fayses
wyle Kittehz rememberz playses”
Jack.
she be verrrrra koot!!!!!
i almost will sai kooter than mai Puck…..but onlee kuz iz at werk an he not see it.
Yahoo!! We ask Mecca kitteh to pass on all our tanks to (fill in diety name here)
Dat really full of da good an da happy! Yeah! Wez all hapy for U an 4 her
am teh hapey fr u. YAY! teh kat caem bak! he cuddnt stays awai…
AI member dat song!
Sooper syze me plz kthnxby
Krs mai lak uv oppozabl thumz!
Tho I can still cut throo box wit layzr, bwahaha!
dis “tails of ironys” skit by Kittehs in da Hawl?
Sorries, Iz doin teh refrences rong. Wuz on Caturday Nite Live. Iz be tinkin Canaydeun. Note to self: has goggle serch chx refrences furst, den post.
we sings dat at hoam all de tiem!
de catz in de hall…den i mangles teh theem musik.
ya no, aftr all mai cumplanin,
ey’m not en da muud 4 cheezburgr,
I can has carne asada bereto?
No Ironys – iz puzzel! C hau fas kitteh get in. If laik mai kittehs, camera ppl gotta lv rum or kitteh juz wai for u do it. Iz the Vice Pres at photocopier approach to problm sollvin. “Oh, I v no IDEA hau 2 do thez – wd u du 4 me???”
Whoops, delay with posting first time, did it again. My redundancy redundancy department is not on its toes today.
Blaym dbl post on UR ebil twin. Wrkz evree tyme! Esp wehn UR kitteh jst kummd hoam.
Whut u meen Shrodinguz Cheezburgrrrrr?
Lemme get dis strayt….
Maibe cheezburg in dah bawks?
Maibe cheezburg not in dah bawks?
Ur uncertainti principulz is makin mah hed spins.
Nex time, cheezburgrrr on plate plz.
KthxbaiustoopyhumminWFT!!!!?!?!11
i luvs u.
Iz chzburgr alive or ded?
Iffen Kitteh eets teh chzburgr, will himz be alive or ded?
An if a qurtr-pownder iz teh reward, iz it reelly worf libbin anneewai?
naa. da kweshun iz: if a cheezburger iz in da baks in da woods, duz kitteh heers it?
i fink he duz. dat’s why kittehs wants out alla time. dey HEERS da cheezburgers.
Teh BOXEZ? U darez pressunts ME wif Teh BOXEZ?!!?!
4disUdieNsleep. Srsly. Nitynitenaw.
Dis TOADILLY off topikul!!!
We wuz on aboot da animul blessing day at da churchz in da oder thred, member?
Den I see dis story todai! Mus reed total koot. Esp…Spec….most uf awl da teddi bar!
http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_Netherlands_Animals_Blessed.html?source=mypi
Taht is so sweet. Thankz fur finding tihs!
ok. dis lazt tiem i tri. I putted this in 4 tiemz.
click mai name. i found link to storee about churrch in amsterdammm dat duz blezzing of da ammimmulz reelie gud. Alzo lets ammimmuls go to reglar church daze too. but da link won work in da bodee of dis, so i made it “mai” URL fur now!
Unnerstan churrch in Lower Mnhattan has kitteh that attends reglar srvcs.
Won yeer I wented tu St. Francis HS an i brotted mah parakeetz in ta be in blesng ov da aminals on Oct 4, St. Francis Day. (We hads no clasiz dat day. Jus fing at choorch.)
It taekz 2 or 3 oorz b4 teh Wurdprezz shoz mezzajez wit hyperlinks in dehm.
Dis must be Alanis Cat – no understanding meaning of irony
Dat sawng alwais rilly annoid me. “Izn’t it ironnic?” NO! Iz pane in teh a**. Not ironny. Iz diffrint.
*deeeeeep breff. happee plays. carm….I’z perfikly carm….*
Howebbur, becuz song iz kalled “Ironic” but is having no ironee in it, dat ironic in n uf itsef.
Taht bery gud point!
I agree.
I can haz metahumur?
(Ergh, MikeeD’s is teh pleh…kitteh want real cheezburger, shud go 2 Cheeburger Cheeburger. Is bestest cheezburgers evah, I swears.)
oh hai!
U lefted dis here. None left, srry!
kthxbai!
Lol, kitteh, wut ironyz? teh wackarnuldz in frensh or teh wackarnuldz “cheezburgr?”
Humins pump da i-ron
Kittehs pump da i-ronee
I really kan has cheezburger?!
nao kitteh, teh irony’s on teh ironyng bord
Is nt ironeh, is phoatoshop.
No betr wai 2 spend day before Caturdai reading all thees grate postings. Thank u all. I hope that kitteh gets his burgr.
Dkshunry sez no irny, but maybeh apropose. Trai agen… kthxbai!
Naw – dis photoshopped.
it r pulp ficshun refrenz.
jules: “what do they call a quarter pounder with cheese in france?”
vincent: “royale with cheese. they don’t use the metric system.”
lmfao
People need to learn the difference between irony and coincidence
I no can haz a cheeseburger?
Dat box contanes five hundrid caloreez.
The burger box is photoshopped into the picture, and there is no irony to speak of. LOLFAIL…
i am want smooge dis kitteh.