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iz pray fer cheezburger.
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Lory
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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tis moar luks liek a ded kitteh
Nah…luks moar liek nap-atak Garfield.
Onleez iz wiet wif kuller-stripee taelz.
I wuz finkin de same ting
luks lyke an well worn,
derefoar probbublee well lubbed
suffied animalz.
lykez sum wee won tossed asyde
to run foar de cheezburgerz
I lyked dat sawng ur wurdz mayded ma brain heer.
ah can haz helpinz wif da offer vurses? pleese?
but kiteh iz nevur aside
unless iz his choosn
an kiteh iz surley stuffed
wif luv fur his hoomin
an he letz da lil hooman run
cauz
bestest bud ‘ll bring da ketteh sum…
Chezeburgrs!
Iz teh Velveteen Kitteh…. maybee sumday i be reeel!! (or maybee kitteh likin Velveeta off teh rug)
aaah…. “velveteen rabbit”…
*snif*
a MOST beautimous buk!
We knoes all ’bout Velveeta Kittehies. Grilcheez sammachiz nomnomnom.
Huh? Ded kitteh? Why? I has kitteh dat sleepz like dis all the time … and snorez an droolz … leevs yucky spot on hims favrit chair.
never dizturbs a sleeping prayin kitteh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muezza
kitty nids to put mony in za boul for za mecca
and then getz a cizburger
My kitten looked like this, when she died. That’s why. *sniff*
I dont has a kitteh aneemoar.
Mehnee kundolensez.
loosin deh kittehs is harrd. i still miss mah one kitteh - he dyed years and years ago, but if i thinks abowt him, i gets awl weepy.
Ony 1 cur 4 da “lost kitteh blues.” When da wurst ob da mournin ober, head for da local shelter. Der a kitteh dere waitin to fill da hol in Ur hart.
Won’t take the plac ob couse an if uz old enuff, (don haffa B as old as me dou) uz alreadee kno dat da morrnin 4 da 1 special kitteh don’t neber stop. But, if uz let anudder kitteh into uz lif, dat 1 beome specail too.
Very sorry for uz loss. I don’t fink I cud getz outta bed in da mornin if I din beleeve in da Bridge. Got lotz ob kittehs by now dat I cant wate to seez and snorgle agin.
Agree - get nu bebe soon! There r sooo manne needing a lovey hoomin! U sher to fain a heart-stealer!
Sugges get 1 hu dont luk a bit lik teh one u lost so u dont tink of teh other one all the taim. Sorry about your loss!
We think this means the kitty is reliving kittenhood. Head pushed against Momcat’s
tummy, snorting and drooling with ecstacy.
furst! \o/
Fail
Nope. Back to the litterbox with you.
LOL!
You, and all people who say “first post”, are bottom rung of the internet retards.
Dude…not nice.
Hey please to be keeping ichc a friendly place
kthxbai!
Soundin a bit troolie der peagle. If yuz wanna B harsh der pleti of sites 2 do dat. Dis an oasis of frends. Be frend or be gone!
* quiet slow 80’s clap*
: )
ya he didnt eben rite insult in lolcat.
mus be an imposter!!
Yeah!
As I is tieping dis, numba uv voats is 666. *insurt spukey moosik hear*
HTF did dhis manaj 2 bat 2 brgrz averaj frawm 34 votez!?
Sorry for violating your allmighty and personalized internet rules. Won’t do it again, k?
bai
OK. We won’t flog yoo.
teh floggings weel continoo until morale improovz
Teh morale. I has it. Honest.
aCtOoLy it’s kthnxbai.
Kthnxbai.
peagle can has much fail and pleh
i r ashaimed fer eeting yur cheezburger
I shuldn’t been so shellfish (mmmm… maybee i haz shrimp tonite)
A-balone!
Tihs thred.. about it der sumfin fissy
Looks like he’s got a haddock. What a fluke. He’s ‘eeled over. There he is, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel.
Kelpless.
(hides)
Bluefin minnows behind the starfish,
Yellow tuna on the rays,
Blowfish frying across the skate,
Throwing shellfish on our eels.
Leaves us kelpless, kelpless, kelpless.
Argh, what’s the tune to that?
is ‘helpless’ by Clawsby Stills Gnash en Young
dis mai or mai not werk
apopolagies in advants if dis dubble-posts. posted wif link befoar…still doant see it.
is Crosby Stills Nash & Young: Helpless
jeeenyous!
Sunfin fischee abowht dhiz fred dehr iz!
He’s doin it just fur teh halibut
Man, he was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes.
Oh, hai… i spit cleenin ur karpet. (slurp, slurp) Wat u mean my cleenin onlee wurks fur kittehs, not for karpet?? Ten maybee u bettr get nuber kitteh so i haz sumfin to cleenz.
Nearsighted cat looks for cheezburger
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
i findz u very funniez
the irony was nice but the spelling come on!
wut abot: neersited kitteh b lookin foar cheezburgr?
Muwtch beeter!! thx.
OMG!!!1!! Neersaiyted kitteh b lukin fr teh cheezburgr!! Teh kyoot!!1!!! Sumwun 2 b putin a bowege awn himz hed plz kthxbai!!!
(Dat b sumwut extreem egzampul. I yooshoowilee purrrfur a moar reestraynd foarm uv Lolkat den teh wun demunstaryted in teh tootoreeyul. But iz sumtaiymz naiys tu go awl owt.)
Iz made of win!
winnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahaha
*headfloor*
lol u beet me 2 it, i thot same thing
GMTA!
U winz tu! 
Ah praze 2 kitteh:
mai hims bless u wit a come…analotta kitteh condishunner…an a chzbgr 2
aimenz!
all i needz is this rug…
an ah cheezburger…
an teh sparkly-feathury toys…
an a long nap…
an good hyoomins feedin me gooshifoods…
an a couch fer sheddin ons…
I wus burn a purr chihuahua…
WHAT, YOU MEAN I’M GONNA STAY THIS SPECIES?
tehe!
Teh J3rk! FTW!