Mecca Cat

iz pray fer cheezburger.
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Lory
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iz pray fer cheezburger.
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: Lory
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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tis moar luks liek a ded kitteh
Nah…luks moar liek nap-atak Garfield.
Onleez iz wiet wif kuller-stripee taelz.
I wuz finkin de same ting
luks lyke an well worn,
derefoar probbublee well lubbed
suffied animalz.
lykez sum wee won tossed asyde
to run foar de cheezburgerz
I lyked dat sawng ur wurdz mayded ma brain heer.
ah can haz helpinz wif da offer vurses? pleese?
but kiteh iz nevur aside
unless iz his choosn
an kiteh iz surley stuffed
wif luv fur his hoomin
an he letz da lil hooman run
cauz
bestest bud ‘ll bring da ketteh sum…
Chezeburgrs!
Iz teh Velveteen Kitteh…. maybee sumday i be reeel!! (or maybee kitteh likin Velveeta off teh rug)
aaah…. “velveteen rabbit”…
*snif*
a MOST beautimous buk!
We knoes all ’bout Velveeta Kittehies. Grilcheez sammachiz nomnomnom.
Huh? Ded kitteh? Why? I has kitteh dat sleepz like dis all the time … and snorez an droolz … leevs yucky spot on hims favrit chair.
never dizturbs a sleeping prayin kitteh
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muezza
kitty nids to put mony in za boul for za mecca
and then getz a cizburger
My kitten looked like this, when she died. That’s why. *sniff*
I dont has a kitteh aneemoar.
Mehnee kundolensez.
loosin deh kittehs is harrd. i still miss mah one kitteh – he dyed years and years ago, but if i thinks abowt him, i gets awl weepy.
Ony 1 cur 4 da “lost kitteh blues.” When da wurst ob da mournin ober, head for da local shelter. Der a kitteh dere waitin to fill da hol in Ur hart.
Won’t take the plac ob couse an if uz old enuff, (don haffa B as old as me dou) uz alreadee kno dat da morrnin 4 da 1 special kitteh don’t neber stop. But, if uz let anudder kitteh into uz lif, dat 1 beome specail too.
Very sorry for uz loss. I don’t fink I cud getz outta bed in da mornin if I din beleeve in da Bridge. Got lotz ob kittehs by now dat I cant wate to seez and snorgle agin.
Agree – get nu bebe soon! There r sooo manne needing a lovey hoomin! U sher to fain a heart-stealer!
Sugges get 1 hu dont luk a bit lik teh one u lost so u dont tink of teh other one all the taim. Sorry about your loss!
We think this means the kitty is reliving kittenhood. Head pushed against Momcat’s
tummy, snorting and drooling with ecstacy.
furst! \o/
Fail
Nope. Back to the litterbox with you.
LOL!
You, and all people who say “first post”, are bottom rung of the internet retards.
Dude…not nice.
Hey please to be keeping ichc a friendly place
kthxbai!
Soundin a bit troolie der peagle. If yuz wanna B harsh der pleti of sites 2 do dat. Dis an oasis of frends. Be frend or be gone!
* quiet slow 80’s clap*
: )
ya he didnt eben rite insult in lolcat.
mus be an imposter!!
Yeah!
As I is tieping dis, numba uv voats is 666. *insurt spukey moosik hear*
HTF did dhis manaj 2 bat 2 brgrz averaj frawm 34 votez!?
Sorry for violating your allmighty and personalized internet rules. Won’t do it again, k?
bai
OK. We won’t flog yoo.
teh floggings weel continoo until morale improovz
Teh morale. I has it. Honest.
aCtOoLy it’s kthnxbai.
Kthnxbai.
peagle can has much fail and pleh
i r ashaimed fer eeting yur cheezburger
I shuldn’t been so shellfish (mmmm… maybee i haz shrimp tonite)
A-balone!
Tihs thred.. about it der sumfin fissy
Looks like he’s got a haddock. What a fluke. He’s ‘eeled over. There he is, lying on the deck, flat as a mackerel.
Kelpless.
(hides)
Bluefin minnows behind the starfish,
Yellow tuna on the rays,
Blowfish frying across the skate,
Throwing shellfish on our eels.
Leaves us kelpless, kelpless, kelpless.
Argh, what’s the tune to that?
is ‘helpless’ by Clawsby Stills Gnash en Young
dis mai or mai not werk
apopolagies in advants if dis dubble-posts. posted wif link befoar…still doant see it.
is Crosby Stills Nash & Young: Helpless
jeeenyous!
Sunfin fischee abowht dhiz fred dehr iz!
He’s doin it just fur teh halibut
Man, he was steamed. I could see the anchor in his eyes.
Oh, hai… i spit cleenin ur karpet. (slurp, slurp) Wat u mean my cleenin onlee wurks fur kittehs, not for karpet?? Ten maybee u bettr get nuber kitteh so i haz sumfin to cleenz.
Nearsighted cat looks for cheezburger
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
i findz u very funniez
the irony was nice but the spelling come on!
wut abot: neersited kitteh b lookin foar cheezburgr?
Muwtch beeter!! thx.
OMG!!!1!! Neersaiyted kitteh b lukin fr teh cheezburgr!! Teh kyoot!!1!!! Sumwun 2 b putin a bowege awn himz hed plz kthxbai!!!
(Dat b sumwut extreem egzampul. I yooshoowilee purrrfur a moar reestraynd foarm uv Lolkat den teh wun demunstaryted in teh tootoreeyul. But iz sumtaiymz naiys tu go awl owt.)
Iz made of win!
winnnnnnnnnnnnnn ahaha
*headfloor*
lol u beet me 2 it, i thot same thing
GMTA!
U winz tu!
Ah praze 2 kitteh:
mai hims bless u wit a come…analotta kitteh condishunner…an a chzbgr 2
aimenz!
all i needz is this rug…
an ah cheezburger…
an teh sparkly-feathury toys…
an a long nap…
an good hyoomins feedin me gooshifoods…
an a couch fer sheddin ons…
I wus burn a purr chihuahua…
WHAT, YOU MEAN I’M GONNA STAY THIS SPECIES?
tehe!
Teh J3rk! FTW!
Kitteh is vary faithful muzzle’em (thowz hoo belief all googies shuld be warin muzzles).
Heehee spittin mah joos!
Teh winz!
an no bakin in da cheezburgerz plzthxbai.
mmm… bakin.
*kitteh finkin hard bout dis*
k – i not moslem ennymoar.
Himz onlee haff muzzle-em…dah haff dat lieks teh bakin!
PLz makin shure u prayz poyntin toowurdz Mickie D’z.
I hope nobuddee start a jihad on me foar dat.
so menny Micky D’s, every direkshun is towurds one.
Iz gud dat da lolcountry do not have any embassies to byrn and stuff.
oh hai allah
gimme mah cheezburglar or elze
kthxbai
***
nom nom nom
teh migthy kitteh
Pssst, Kat! East is *that* way!
kitteh sez:
k. now ur gettin on mah nervses. i knows wheres eeeest.
hyooming sez:
Kat-Kat. You’re still pointing the wrong way. You’re pointed west. I know because I’m standing north of you, looking south at you, and you’re pointed west.
kitteh:
why u fink iz prayin wif my HED??
Kitteh: I taut I supsd pray towrds EATS!
Or
I taut dey sayed “spray.”
Oh hey, i think it Ramadan right nowz. Teh cheezburger genius iz alwayz at wurk!
yep iz ramadan awl ryt. no cheezburgrz til sunset
Durn. I wuz gonna say dat n u beet me 2 it!
Yes. Ramadan in 2007 is September 13th – 12 October.
Yah, cheezburgr: WANT.
Sahurcat eatz cheezburgerz at midnite. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suhoor
oh noes! downt eat after midnite, ull turn to gremlin… nvrmind.
Britney after the fallout… NO LOOK AT ME!
Meticulous kitteh is inspectin’ the rug for spots you missed. You is a bad housekeepr!
Kitteh muss be at mah howse!
Persian Rug Inspector 612, on duty, examining, the warp, the weft, the stitch per inchezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
narcolepsy kitteh iszzzzzzz…….
Iz Cheezburger Halal?
HA – Wha? Ha-LOL?
Halal meanz fud dat is ok 2 eat 4 muslim peepls. Kind of lik kosher fuds 4 Jewish peepls.
But mebee u nu dat, n I miss joke? If so, sorree.
I tin ai no in kinda-sorta way – but gud 2 v esplanashun.
I is a lybareeun–esplanashuns iz mai speshultee.
Can muslim ppls eet cheezburgers? Jewishes cannt cauz mix dairy & meet.
yesh v can, just meat needs to be slaughtered our ways
I fink so. As long as it mayd frum halol meet.
Akshulee nawt IIRC, ebin iv meet is halal. Iz teh meet & cheez in teh saym dish.
yah. Halal iz muchez liek koshur. in kollidge i haz Muslim frenz, woo wuz ver religus, an Jewish frenz liekwize, an dey mosly onlee cud eet same tings, togever.
hmmm….sounz liek a wai to promotes peece!!!!! Hab a FEAST!!!!!!!!
Yeah. In fact, IMO, strip away the prayers etc, and Halal and Kosher diet are both basically good food hygene for living in a hot country pre-refridgeration.
O ya. Furgot bout dat. Mah brayn went out for walkies.
Mebbe if yu uze faek cheez, den cheezburgr be halal. Is sumting to fink about.
Oh hai.
I made you a prawfesy.
But i ated it.
hahahahahaha – - hic!!
i fink i swallered sumfing.
fanks for makin me laff 2 hard!
this are so menny kinds ov awesum!
maek me spreh diyut doctur pehprs on scren. TEH funneh
kitteh lukz lieke a toi
lukz liek is mayds of raggedy ann floofs
iz not real kitteh
iz decoi
or mebbez himz juz washt himselfs and teh floof is temprarlee sepurrateds
it wuz a buffalow kitteh… dred lok rasta.
winwinwin
quite lolz.
Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket…
Buddha has nothing to do with Mecca.
maybee kitteh dewin yoga… downwurd kat.
Really? No sh*t! I never knew!
/end sarcasm.
It’s a line from the movie Firefly, where Mal (the hero) comes in disguised as a woman to kneel and “pray.”
Sari. I iz ignorent abowt Firefly. And Kaylee.
Ferry nuff. Buy teh box set ob Firefly, watch it, sai “stoopid tellybizzyawn nitwrk”, an dehn buy teh moovee Serenity.
And then buy the Serenity special edition, because if sales are good enough they are considering a Serenity 2!!!! *feels faint*
And yer poynt iz…?
I don’t believe there’s a power in the ‘verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful.
hoo teh heck iz Kaylee?
Is Firefly quote.
You Find. You Watch. You Like.
absul-fragging-lutlee.
>meantime, back at Firefly<
Jayne, teh man dehy kalld Jayne…
Jayne is a girlz name….
no iz nawt!
yes tis!
no iz nawt! aiz nawt a girl- an mai naym is Jayne.
(sawry, ai kannt member teh kwote an ai nawt has firefly to watch)
yes! Darrkwolff, you are my Big Damn Hero. XD
“I is a leef on d’wind…
Let me to show u how I soar”
Huh?
I jus et…no can soar rite now…i iz an earthbound misfit right about now
Wanna hear some cool thoughts on flying: Lyrics “Learning to Fly” Pink Floyd
“There’s no sensation to compare with this
Suspended animation, a state of bliss
Can’t keep my mind from the circling skies
Tongue-tied and twisted just an earthbound misfit, I”
I would have to say my fave from Pink Floyd, altho they gots lotsa cool songs
Wai fank u, Frost!
Yeah, sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and throw her in the hold for a month.
(c: (Glad at least SOMEONE got it….)
Not shure abawt daht, but Ah doez zometiymz wantz 2 tye her up! :->
Firefly ftw.
Browncoats 4 teh win, big tyme!!
I-slam mai hed on teh flore.
Iz islami…. is short fur iluvsalami, rite??
Hellooooww ants! Floor Cat is watching you … do something anyway…
So ai sed prai
Prai
Ai gotz to prai jez to mayk it toodai
kitteh can’t tuch dis!
mecca lekka hy mecca hynee ho
mecca lekka chai mecca chai de ho
Shark-bait! Oo-hah-hah!
akchully mine inspirashun gowz bak even farther…. pee wee herman OK, i cant be teh onlee kid who dun watchd it)
*headesk* I dun fergets dah Pee Wee. *smacks fo-head*
*LOLZ*
I ‘memburz it, but I no watch–PeeWee skeerd me.
I cudlt hav sed it betr maiselfs, toochayz.
or, if you’d like:
mecca lekka hi, mecca hiney ho
mecca lekka hi, mecca HO HO HO
(please, please tell me i’m not the only one who’s seen that completely insane christmas special. please.)
dinnit Rosemary Cloooooneeee sing a song lyk that?
halp?
Remembr, no say “pleh,” say, “pbuh.”
nawt to be kaer troal but aktuly “PBUH” am shoart for “Peace be upon Him”
to equate pleh w/ PBUH = much fail, kthx.
I no dat. Is joke, cuz wen deh Muzlums rite, dey put pbuh after teh naim of teh Prophet insted of spellin it owt. But it look like wurd for pleh aneeway.
floor kitteh no can stands to see wut ur doin’ dere.
O Lord,
Bring us thy burger
Wif de toppins ov cheez
An de lettus
An kepuch
An warm, sof bunne
An no leed us into getin stuf on our sherts
An saiv us frum de indajeschun
Ay-men.
i wanna go to ur church, d r !
Bles u mah fren.
ennybuddy sawded how kyooot dis kitteh iz, btw?? all white xeptin da tail, an so plushy-sof awl ober. i gotz a plushy white kitteh named aidan. xeptin he haz gots apprikot on da eers and tail. bloo eyses.
meh kitteh lookz jus like dis kitteh. wunder if dey iz long losted brutherz.
Srysly, I be lol’n all ober this pikshur an all the smartz funnees commints. U peeples are KRAZY witty! I lubs u. & I aynt sayin that jus bcus ize pashunit about wine. ok, mebbe a lil.
Alas! Not all ob us Krazy witty. But we tries. Oh lord how we tries!
Dat whut mai momma alwaiz tell meh…’son, you tryin’….oh, how you tryin’.
stefnee – haz u been with us fur kwite sum tiem? Cuz if nawt, and u thinks we be funnee heer, I say to you – go to sept 7th – find “Noir Cat.” Was brillitant run of commentz. We’ve had menny, menny fine and funny wunz, butt I think “Noir Cat” iz wun of teh best.
Coarse – der wuz teh dueling haikus! Couple of weeks ago.
Enyway – nice to meet u!
I lyked ikea kat’s backordered ears 2…
ohhh, teh funnees!
but not bakonburger.
dat haz pork product.
Muzlim kitteh be prayin for sundaown to com fastur so he can eets hims cheezburgrs.
Iz sundowm sumwherez, kitteh.
All-terd-native liefstyl cat is carpit nom noming
lol…. u sayd terd. All- turd-activ lifestyle kitteh is poo pooin. (dere lota colon cleanzin produkt owt there nowz)
Dats jus rong. Funee, but o sew rong.
But, still yu furst won two say it, carpit nom noming! heh heh
It still Ramadan. Kitteh fastin. Him pretend to prai but him so hungree him fall asleep dreamin ob da porkless, borkless cheezburger. (no alcohol nedder)
Noes poark…noes borks….noes akkihal????
Allah kittehs shud prai wif me.
Allah kittehs….allah tiemz?
Flor Cat be watchin u dooin nawty stuffs in basemunt.
dis rug it has a flavour! and de flavour is PLEH!
Folks – wha we hab heer iz an e-GREE-gious essample of kitteh baffed too much and soo much wader waz absorbed through his POREs tha he cannot STAND UP!
But has anyone even TAUT to call the vet tech to squish the water out?? NO!!!!!
Sum1 — cawl teh kitteh a vet tech!
kitteh needz teh brushies. Iz mattied.
Teh kitteh iz mah kitteh…kitteh iz not mattied. Iz OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD Grandma Cat. haz brushies meeny meeny timez. Mama luvs her Grandma Cat. =)
Many hugs and much light to old, loved Grandma Cat.
Dis kitteh in meat loaf pozishun. Not sign of gud helth. Plzz tk kitteh to doc soon.
…8…9…10.. Redy er not heer i comez! I no ware u hidin lil mowsee.
K I do ma prayerz nao, ZzzzzzZZzzzz…..
now i lay me down two sleep,
i pray teh lord —-kkkkttttchzzzzzzzz *snort*
Ize praktisin breethin thru mah eerz. Nevur noe when it maht be usefulz.
TRANSFORM!
Jee-ge-ger-goo.
Iz Mecca Kitteh a Rex-coated kitteh?
Mecca kitteh pray 4 halal cheezburger.
“…no bacn plz thx.”
Al-Hamdu Cheezburger!
It’s humiliating! Can u juz use any other captions instead of ‘Mecca cat iz pray for cheezburger’? It’s not funny when it deals with religious matter. Please don’t repeat the same mistake again & please respect other religion.
lulz iz not humilyatin iz funneh!