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OMG, it’s an Alien! Quick, get in the shuttle!
Nevermind, I can take it
i sez we poot teh playce frum orbut. is only wai to be shur.
WurdPresz be fuxin wif me agen, all spelin ma naem riet & stuf.
thpppppp
I thot maybee u was tryin to be incognito, or maybe tryin awt an alter ego.
I was jus cornfused.
See, dere Teho/Theo, heer we are, ur loyal fan cluub. No need to be skeered!
October 4th, 2007 at 9:39 am, WordPress linked your blog to Roody’s Mom’s post, too. U bein punished for something? It’s under the Oh I get it pic, but I too tired to figure out how to link to a comment. I think I used to know, jus too tired to b thinkings.
…Rudees Moms post? wa huh?
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wel ok, i sees it. no ideya whi its ther tho. thx.
kittehs compy haz 2 crash noa kthnxbai
black kitteh fools other kittehs
Yez go 2 sleep mah pretties… I noes dat dere is CHEEZBURGER in take out bag on teh kitchen counter hooman carelessly forgot 2 put away… sleep, now, sleeeeeep…
Oh, jus drop thos kittehs down NEware – I putz tehm awai layter.
dis wan has maded meh gigleh all dai! WIN! ^^
Wai tank u!
DO WANT that bed! Looks comfy!
with kitteh removed first pleez!
pffft. is still sum room. dat corner…over dere…temporrarilie reserved fer hyoomin.
yep, dis sowndz lyke my howse!
iznt bed moar komfy wit teh kittehs?
moar floof an snorgle?
I ugree. Want 2 sleep wif kittenpile!
Dis pikshur maeks me want to go back to bed.
Ebry day, mai kittehs wantin gooshyfood iz teh alarm clock. Ai nebr obersleep.
Mai Sita want snorgles ebbry morning…we nebber oversleeps eedur.
Kittehpile is mai happiplase!
Dhiz iz 1 tym kittehs kan & will shayr.
Den naht comfyble
That commen was supposed 2 go with – Nathaneel, hu want kittehs removed.
Dis bed too hard.
dis bed too sawft.
Dis bed full o kittehs look juuuus rite!
Tank u, MelissaLocks!
*flip*
*flop*
*floop*
Hi, sillyannz! I has not seen u laetly. Whar u ben?
napin wif teh kittehs, sowns liek.
pff – i wishes! ’sleep’ nawt offen in mah vokab latlee.
i furgotted teh smiley faec. d’oh. heer tiz:
muc bedda den napin wif de fiddies I dinks….!
momcat
Hey SarahD! I ar been werkin too hard. Still checkin in, but baerlee tiems to eben luk at teh lolpix moast daze. I hoeps it lets up soon so I cans be playin!
Bummur! I unnerstans. Hoep u r bak soon!
nice declenshun
it ar lolcatin (forerun… furrun… old verzun uv lolcat) for “to zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”.
aitth!
i jus wonted to sae that 4 sum insane reeson.
shrug
NK, we’s goin doawn foar teh weenter.
When we waeks up,
plz to has cheezburgers reddy.
Kbai!
ZZZZZZzzzzzzZZZZZZzz*SNORK*ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz
I’m very allergic to cats. Nevertheless there is a black and white critter who comes by my front door and insists on being petted. She complains until I either break down and give her a tickle, or sit on my front porch chair so that she can sort of rub her head on my toe, and pretend I’m petting her. She seems very needy, not at all like the aloof, barely tolerating stereotype. Anyway, I think this Cheeseburger series you have going on is hilarious.
Yeah, aloof cats are actually pretty rare and it’s mostly the owners to blame.
Cats are naturally loving, and it sounds like you’ve been adopted!
Sumtiemz whut peepull tink iz allujee to kitteh iz ackshoolee allerjee to da owtsied stuff kitteh bin walkin fru. Giv kitteh gud baff, an luk fur anti dander spray, an tawk to hyoomin doctur fur noo allurjee treetmints.
Ma hubbee got a noo spray liek flonase, mite be able to tolerayt nice kleen kitteh or goggie nao!
Cood be start uv noo luv affayr!
Amen! Hab had 28 kittehs ovber 35 years includin da 1s I gotz now. In all dat tyme I had one kitteh who din like peeps much. She a rescue from a pet stor so I fink I unnerstand. Mi fuirry alarm lies on mi back and hollers. If dat don work, she stiks her tongue in my ear! Dat work if I B inna coma! Her sleepz on my bk 2. Her bery loving. Like eberybody else’s kittehs, myn is da smartest coolest kiiteh in da known Uniberse.
Her mite be stray and in needin of sum stoopy hooman rubs and snorgling, or jest dont get enuf luv at home; mayB her hoomans work all time
Y iz it that a cat cn mak any surfiss look soooo comfortable?
flop hauz kittehz r nappin, kome bakk latur ktxbai
invidibul kar krash
KABOOM! hed espload from teh kyootness
Agreee! Dat orinj wun duzint look too poysinus nao, do he?
Akshullee, dey “orinj” wun luks moar golden tahn orinj to mee. Therefoar is probably nawt poysinus.
OK, I vote Janet getz 2 try teh “golden” kitteh…if not poysin, we all snorgle! If poysin, we awl hav momint uv silense fr Janet (en fyte ovr teh 4 kittehz).
mite haf to haf lotury fur da kittehs, ur meybe an autshun-kittehs to da hiyest bidder!
jes – fur munnees 2 goto Janet’s favrit chariteee in loo uv flowrs
Kittehs sooo komfy in beddys. Snargles awl round.
I tink dere be ruum fur mai hoomin boddy in dat korner. I has snorgles plskthx?
wurk is KOHLD todaee…..dat bed luks wurm n kittiful.
lucky kittehs.
wish i could sleep till April.
Waek meh up whin itz warm!
Ohhhhh! Wez neber goin to Midge’s howse 4 da gud stuf eber, eber, eber agin. Ooooo my hed!!
Three dawg nite, DO NOT WANT!
Three kitteh nite, DO WANT!
Kittehs iz so much better fur da snorgling dan de goggies, don’t yu fink?
I takes em all… i luvz kitteh n goggie snorgles ekwally.
Goggie snorgles ovten slobberieyer tahn kitteh snorgles (altho rissk of scratchiness mush lowur)
oof, nawt wen it’s my kitten ur talkin abowt. he liks n liks n liks, n wen he’s dun, ur hand is full of teh slobber.
yeah, my ornj kitteh droowls wen he is luvy. Is cute an a lil pleh at same time.
goggies takes up moor room in teh bed, but kittehs lay in teh mostiest uncumfroble places — like my blak kitteh hoo likes to knead my butt at 2am (Spider, i say, my butt not THAT soft n cumfy, pls gowai!)
Less drool on teh comforter.
i dun naw- sometimes I get beeg golden goggie snorgling on wun side, and beeg golden kiddie snorgling on head- If golden wuns be posins, I bees dead mani,mani times ober.
Or…… is posible two b emune to posin?
mebe de puts it in dos all r g shots I usta get…….
momcat
Kittehs fownd owt taht teh vizitor stayin in teh spare bedrum iz allerjic to kittehs…..
an desydes tu make him wellcum.
Dis be teh trooest statement!
Wowsie ! was that sum partee or what !!!
Whare my ole lady, who are you ???
My bootie sore !
“live from the popcat olympics: the soviet synchronized trampoline team was set for another gold, until their trampoline broke a spring”
…in Soviet Russia, trampoline bounces on you
sings: “one of des tings is nawt like de others……”
hummm-
u maks me tink- sesme st has goggie (beeg goggie!) does sesme st hav kiddie?
cant member……mus be gettn old….
martins say
yup, yup, yup, ah huh, ah huh
oh hush u silly martins!
momcat
dat is hau i felt dis mornink. i still wants to inishiate hyburnashon seekwense.
“here we have a pic of the LOL-LAPASNOOZA festival…”
LAWLZ!
I’m trying to has one toodai but i keep gottin woked up!!!!
Luk!!!! Orynj wan eez poyson, keeled dah hole lott uv dem!
front kitteh: group wipe, i kan has rez?? anywan has a sig?
*partee wipes, we has dem
(sawree i kan her terminologee chk?)
All cept huntur kitteh. Him haz feyn ded.
eez gud ploy akshly ^^
Dis remind me of friends house…ten kittehs….when i stays over i wake up witf atleast 4 on meh. always verri verri comfy tho! lotsa warm and soft and snorgles!!
oh noes … am getting sleepy … must go back to bed nao
Lookie at Big oranje kitteh, definately a candedate for SHARPIE partee tho he not want, would muss his’n snorgle bellie for sure.
In Kitteh Dae Caer, ebree howr is nappehtym
Jeenyuss Liddil Wun
tests owt Sleepz Ray awn Kittehz.
Resultz… Sukksessfull
Kittehz arz klevvurr.
Arraynjj demselves in besst wayz
4 Belleh Rubz
Hewminz cants reesist
strrrretched owt Kittehz awayteeng
Sheeawtsoo Massojj
Jack.
Oh noes!!! Wut be rong wif teh kittehs? Sumwun must haf giben dem teh baff an neerly keeled dem!! (wut wif teh porosity uv teh skin an all)
Sumbuddy call a vet teck! NAO!!!
Front Tuxy-cat ate 2 MANY cheezburgers & gassed other 2 – REEL BAD!
“An I kall dis meetyng uv teh bord uv dyrekturs tu ordur. Furst ordur uv bidniz, napin. All in favur? Ahnee wun?”
Man! Dat wes coast weed are teh best!
Nao haz munchies.
War cheezeburgers?
Asoom crash pozishunz!
i was just about to post that! i saw the pic and immediately thought of that scene from “airplane!”
Airplane! FTW!
Dis lyk dat thing in Tanksgibbing partees
Wen u put ur koats on saem bed
Onlee dis tym it’z kittees
dis luks like mah haws. i gotz 6 kittehs, an at leest 5 iz on da bed wif me wen i wakes up. sometaims b4 i wakes up dey r dere – and dey WAKE me up.
dat’s whut dey say. den all da nuzzlins and snorglins and squirmins and makin biskits. i noes dey doan want me go 2 wurk, cuz it interrupt da snorglins.
i fink a hart-string popped…
dis luks like mah haws. i gotz 6 kittehs, an at leest 5 iz on da bed wif me wen i wakes up. sometaims b4 i wakes up dey r dere – and dey WAKE me up.
…. i putted a fing like da alligator moufs and den whut iwrited dint show ups…
…. dey say ‘chirrup’
dat’s whut dey say. den all da nuzzlins and snorglins and squirmins and makin biskits. i noes dey doan want me go 2 wurk, cuz it interrupt da snorglins.
i fink a hart-string popped…
Yeah. This one? Is great!
Thanks so much for sharing!