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halp!!!1!

halp iz bein skweezed

iz bein skweezed!

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

mystique

vampyr kat tri tu avoyd garlik kitteh…

FAIL

tribble

vampyr bat morfing to vampyr kat.

 
SarahD

LOLCAT SAT

37. Which is moar dedlee: Teh Vampyr Kitteh or Teh Oranj Wun?
Pleez fraze ur anser in pearagraf foarm.

JAJEH

Then there’s the Orange Vampyr Kitteh - the worsest

B!

YESH, we seen a bebe uv da speeseez 2 tiemz dis week!!! SKEEREEE!!

SarahD

ITZ SPREDDING

28 Lolcats Latur
Comeng to theatur neer u

 
mystique

aftur aul, hallo weenz eez cawmin aap!

 
JAJEH

Troo - ya cant trust even teh bebes - tey can evn be worstestest becz tey have so much ENRGY!

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Butt he wuz SOOOOOO kyoot. Skeereeee kyoot!

 
 
Tucker

Wut aboot teh oranj vampire ginger were-kitteh? Me tinks dems da worstest!

 
 
 
antimony

teh won dat iz both, uv corrs. iz da too-heded vampyr an orinj kitteh combyned. iz verrah verrah danjerouse.

 
RamlyburgerCat

Endcat will you all

 
 
 
shyrcat

he IZ hebby - hiz mah brudder

 
LifeLover

(Thats gonna leav a mark)

 
Evrybodeh lurves lols

kitteh may b not happeh but piccie v v funieeeeeeeee!

 
 
RamlyburgerCat

Why DarthVadercat does not work with JabbaTheHutCat

 
 
mumrik

ouch that one burger hurt!
*lol*

 
Princess Mu

o hai ah don git da troll refs ah b herezn ebri naow an agin. pls 2 b edjoocaten mi

mystique

trollz eez peeps whoo b gibbin wan chzbargr tu eberwan eendeskriminintlee…

trollz eez much pleh

 
Melissa

And make negaativ commints basically stir up teh poop!

 
snafutti

Mystique decribded teh burgr troll. also known as bigmakatakus denigratus

Anover membeh of the species is teh care troll(sympitheticus denegratis) which have meny sub spicies such as :

(patheticus sympatheticus)usually feel srry foar kitteh in situatus that kiteh in no danjer from. troll spotters usually identify tehm wif the marker: Oh NOES!! TINK OF THE LOLKITTEHZ!!!

(offtippicus insearchi simpatheticus) rants about somefing thet happen in reall live, that has noffun to do wif lolpictur… (i have exihbited some of these trates. am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)

teh infamus historical legul professional (injudicialus sympetheticus)

the kiteh owner hwo wud never let (lolcat pikttur) happen to ther kitteh (insympatheticus supiriorus)

 
dapanferkitteh

na, de offtippicus idnt a troll. mabee a nome or a teeny ogre, but nawt so bad as troll.

um.
mabee cuz i iz one.

 
gayla34

and the legal professional is usually an ex-areobics instructor.

 
Jenny

downt ferget the worsiest kinda troll the bovinepattycus theiverus — teh wun hoo givz a wun brgr vote, ten runz away, lowrin teh totl burgr scores uv evrywun.

 
Jenny

oopps *blush* i missed mystique’s diskripchun, n made up my own name fur the burgr theif. Is so embarrassed. I goin home now *tail tucked under* — hey! wut wuz tat shiny fing?? (….wut wuz i sayin?)

 
mumrik

“(am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)”

geeeenyus!

MUCH winz!

 
LBeeeze

maybee I be de stoopies (not da poopies mind yoo)

but I dont knows hows gibbing 1 burgger per comment

lowers de totals burger score foar ebberywon

plz be be explainnin

kthx !!

 
SJ

Teh nummer (num nom nom….offtopikus agin) ov burgrs is a navridj. So, if 10 peepls gib u 5 brgrs eech, you has 5 brgrs 4 ur post, an u noze taht ur commint was apreeseeatid. BUTT, if troll cumz an gibs 1 burgr eben to gud commints, tehn lowrs ur aberij so u onlee getz 4 brgrs maybe. When commint mite b full ov win an disservin of 5 brgrs.

Brgr teefs basikly tu lazee 2 maik gret an wittee commints of tehr own, so tries tu spoyl eberybuddy else’s phun.

If u is sayin “dat bery childish an poyntliss”, u is rite.

 
LBeeeze

Tanks u berry mach.

I nebber knew dat !!!

Hows can I be comminting

foar the weekez noaw an

nut know dat ?!?!

OMG…de obbeeus eskapes me sumtimez.

Peeps, keep ur troll styx reddy !!!

Iffen we catchum we beetz em !!

 
 
dapanferkitteh

Bingo on mai seecond kard.

*blush*

 
Princess Mu

Well mi guunuss! Tank joo soh much! ur awl reel hepful! Snaffuti - dat was sooper funneh! Nao ah feels awl educaitd

 
 
 
 
 
medicated_maiden

Halp! Dis chair is skary!

 
leaf

Voluptuous chick and skinny chick friend on the fairground ride

Melissa

LEMME OWT!
I’Z GONNA FROW UP!!!!!

ronniecat

Ah sed u shoodnt eat teh big bag of coton candy and then all dem corn dogs with maple syrup! Stick ur hed out teh other way!

 
 
 
cSmall

Tarkat “FURST!”
Ginger “Iz bad form - lemme ’splain”
Tarkat “NOES! U NOES UNNERSTANS!111!”
Ginger “yu lets teh odder lolcats-”
Tarkat “GRRR! AH WUZ ON TEH COWCH FURST YEH-”
*katfite*

 
antimony

iz conshpiracee: alwais teh blak kitties gettin squershed.

hmmm…mebbe tehy iz joocie?

conscious cat

Or iz it cuz teh orinj ones iz poyzun?

 
 
 
 
Tony James

Teh-O! Iz dis MR Bounce an Teh Spotssky?

Teho

hehe. nah. buts i cn see wye yud tink dat.

 
 
gayla34

MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM he is squuuuuuuuuuuuuishing me!

 
Melissa

Indifferent cat is indifferent to your discomfort.

 
Jack Deth

Midnyte Kitteh tryz
2 eckskayp t3h Beeg Lawng Chair.
Tawffee Kitteh smylz

So neerz and yet so
farz. Sharpee klawz unsheethe az
Kitteh fyte ensooz

Beeg Lawng Chayr
iz kynd ub ugglee. Needz a
noo wun, enneewayz! :-)

Jack.

 
Kellyhalia

halp! pixxor is fuzzy!

RavenStorme

halp! needz muneez fur betur kamura…

 
 
Kim

Grandma kitteh got tired uv standing.

 
iamhoff

He can haz slim fast? no mor cheezburgurz for him!

 
 
diva

MAWM! MAWM! He won stays on hiz side! Mak him stays on hiz side, plzkthx!”

Blak kitteh luk lik mah Kali…

 
leaderoftheband

Y dis allus hapen onflite 2 Calcutta?
12 hrs inna plane
wif Edna Turnblad!

 
 
ManfredMom

Blak kitteh sho how skweezded hims iz bai showings dat hims innerds r at teh bak ob hims frote! Nex pic wud shows innerds on beeg lawng chayr

 
cratz

We iz gettin reddy for holloween! Teh big oranj fatty iz teh punkin, an Iz goin to carve him up too bee the jacka lanterd. I iz teh scary unlukky* blak kitteh that pozez wif hiz bak up and shriekz an hissez in dat scary blak cat way.

*not reely unlukky - datz juss a sooperstishenn. Iz very sweet reely. (Butt not teh oranje kitteh. He reely poisenuss).

 
mystique

punkin kitteh haz falled on vampyr kitteh fo sho

 
Jenny