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halp iz bein skweezed

iz bein skweezed!

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  1. mystique says:

    vampyr kat tri tu avoyd garlik kitteh…

    FAIL

  2. shyrcat says:

    he IZ hebby – hiz mah brudder

  3. nick holm says:

    AAAARGH …. hrbalz not happyz !!

  4. RamlyburgerCat says:

    Why DarthVadercat does not work with JabbaTheHutCat

  5. mumrik says:

    NOT first!

    • mumrik says:

      ouch that one burger hurt!
      *lol*

      • Melissa says:

        It the burger troll.

        • B! says:

          troll sez bleen!

          • Princess Mu says:

            o hai ah don git da troll refs ah b herezn ebri naow an agin. pls 2 b edjoocaten mi

            • mystique says:

              trollz eez peeps whoo b gibbin wan chzbargr tu eberwan eendeskriminintlee…

              trollz eez much pleh

            • Melissa says:

              And make negaativ commints basically stir up teh poop!

            • snafutti says:

              Mystique decribded teh burgr troll. also known as bigmakatakus denigratus

              Anover membeh of the species is teh care troll(sympitheticus denegratis) which have meny sub spicies such as :

              (patheticus sympatheticus)usually feel srry foar kitteh in situatus that kiteh in no danjer from. troll spotters usually identify tehm wif the marker: Oh NOES!! TINK OF THE LOLKITTEHZ!!!

              (offtippicus insearchi simpatheticus) rants about somefing thet happen in reall live, that has noffun to do wif lolpictur… (i have exihbited some of these trates. am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)

              teh infamus historical legul professional (injudicialus sympetheticus)

              the kiteh owner hwo wud never let (lolcat pikttur) happen to ther kitteh (insympatheticus supiriorus)

            • dapanferkitteh says:

              na, de offtippicus idnt a troll. mabee a nome or a teeny ogre, but nawt so bad as troll.

              um.
              mabee cuz i iz one.

            • gayla34 says:

              and the legal professional is usually an ex-areobics instructor.

            • Jenny says:

              downt ferget the worsiest kinda troll the bovinepattycus theiverus — teh wun hoo givz a wun brgr vote, ten runz away, lowrin teh totl burgr scores uv evrywun.

            • Jenny says:

              oopps *blush* i missed mystique’s diskripchun, n made up my own name fur the burgr theif. Is so embarrassed. I goin home now *tail tucked under* — hey! wut wuz tat shiny fing?? (….wut wuz i sayin?)

            • mumrik says:

              “(am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)”

              geeeenyus!

              MUCH winz!

            • LBeeeze says:

              maybee I be de stoopies (not da poopies mind yoo)

              but I dont knows hows gibbing 1 burgger per comment

              lowers de totals burger score foar ebberywon

              plz be be explainnin

              kthx !!

            • SJ says:

              Teh nummer (num nom nom….offtopikus agin) ov burgrs is a navridj. So, if 10 peepls gib u 5 brgrs eech, you has 5 brgrs 4 ur post, an u noze taht ur commint was apreeseeatid. BUTT, if troll cumz an gibs 1 burgr eben to gud commints, tehn lowrs ur aberij so u onlee getz 4 brgrs maybe. When commint mite b full ov win an disservin of 5 brgrs.

              Brgr teefs basikly tu lazee 2 maik gret an wittee commints of tehr own, so tries tu spoyl eberybuddy else’s phun.

              If u is sayin “dat bery childish an poyntliss”, u is rite.

            • LBeeeze says:

              Tanks u berry mach.

              I nebber knew dat !!!

              Hows can I be comminting

              foar the weekez noaw an

              nut know dat ?!?!

              OMG…de obbeeus eskapes me sumtimez.

              Peeps, keep ur troll styx reddy !!!

              Iffen we catchum we beetz em !!

          • dapanferkitteh says:

            Bingo on mai seecond kard.

            *blush*

          • Princess Mu says:

            Well mi guunuss! Tank joo soh much! ur awl reel hepful! Snaffuti – dat was sooper funneh! Nao ah feels awl educaitd

  6. medicated_maiden says:

    Halp! Dis chair is skary!

  7. leaf says:

    Voluptuous chick and skinny chick friend on the fairground ride

  8. cSmall says:

    Tarkat “FURST!”
    Ginger “Iz bad form – lemme ’splain”
    Tarkat “NOES! U NOES UNNERSTANS!111!”
    Ginger “yu lets teh odder lolcats-”
    Tarkat “GRRR! AH WUZ ON TEH COWCH FURST YEH-”
    *katfite*

  9. antimony says:

    iz conshpiracee: alwais teh blak kitties gettin squershed.

    hmmm…mebbe tehy iz joocie?

  10. mumrik says:

    what odder kitteh?

  11. Tony James says:

    Teh-O! Iz dis MR Bounce an Teh Spotssky?

  12. gayla34 says:

    MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM he is squuuuuuuuuuuuuishing me!

  13. Melissa says:

    Indifferent cat is indifferent to your discomfort.

  14. Jack Deth says:

    Midnyte Kitteh tryz
    2 eckskayp t3h Beeg Lawng Chair.
    Tawffee Kitteh smylz

    So neerz and yet so
    farz. Sharpee klawz unsheethe az
    Kitteh fyte ensooz

    Beeg Lawng Chayr
    iz kynd ub ugglee. Needz a
    noo wun, enneewayz! :-)

    Jack.

  15. Kellyhalia says:

    halp! pixxor is fuzzy!

  16. Kim says:

    Grandma kitteh got tired uv standing.

  17. iamhoff says:

    He can haz slim fast? no mor cheezburgurz for him!

  18. myfrisbee says:

    sscoot ovah yooo fatazz!!!

  19. diva says:

    MAWM! MAWM! He won stays on hiz side! Mak him stays on hiz side, plzkthx!”

    Blak kitteh luk lik mah Kali…

  20. Y dis allus hapen onflite 2 Calcutta?
    12 hrs inna plane
    wif Edna Turnblad!

  21. ManfredMom says:

    Blak kitteh sho how skweezded hims iz bai showings dat hims innerds r at teh bak ob hims frote! Nex pic wud shows innerds on beeg lawng chayr

  22. cratz says:

    We iz gettin reddy for holloween! Teh big oranj fatty iz teh punkin, an Iz goin to carve him up too bee the jacka lanterd. I iz teh scary unlukky* blak kitteh that pozez wif hiz bak up and shriekz an hissez in dat scary blak cat way.

    *not reely unlukky – datz juss a sooperstishenn. Iz very sweet reely. (Butt not teh oranje kitteh. He reely poisenuss).

  23. mystique says:

    punkin kitteh haz falled on vampyr kitteh fo sho

  24. Jenny says:

    Big kiroprakter kitteh is given teh adjustmants. (*reeoow* i sed WALK on my bak, not sit on it!)

  25. Karyon says:

    Terrible housing market forces blacky to move in with creepy, shut-in cousin orangina

  26. pollosmoky says:

    Ornjie Boy: Mai substanz: let me shoe you it!
    Blkie Kit: OooF!!1!!

  27. Madame Mew says:

    WAAAAAUGH! Morris farted! DO NOT WANT!

  28. stefnee says:

    Iz gonna byt ur butt unless u skooch ovar! (not no soft kronshe neither)

  29. Whooo put jumpgate frum uvver dimenshun undur kittehbutt?

  30. Seward says:

    And Leon is getting LAAAAARRRRRRRRRGER.

  31. FloofyHat says:

    An besides, dats a uglee cowch.

  32. whiskers says:

    demonic kitteh is demonic.

    complaysent kitteh is complacent.

    tautological whiskers is tautological.

  33. RavenStorme says:

    Iz mah kittehs, fat boi iz Kirby Scroggins, blak kitteh is Li’l Black Asshole but wii calz him Brad Majors (RHPS unnerstan?). dey do dis awl de tyme. dis pixxor bowt tree yeers old nao…poysen kitteh ways 27 pownds an wii kant do nuffin bowt it – haf tryd EVERYthing…poor kitteh…

    ur rite – dat chare is berry skerry…wut wuz we tinkin?

    many tanks fur da votes an stuff!

  34. D.R. says:

    Halp! I iz not pillo!

  35. moosemommy says:

    y duz u peeplz hate the orng gyz?

    • 3rin says:

      der is a pic a ways bac wif an orng play mowsie, and a kitteh who is ded (knot reelly, jus sleepin) and da cap is “de orng ones is poysin.” Is a bit of an injoek-helps if u go back an luk at dem. Sorry, dont noes how to put in da link. Do a serch furr poysin or orng.

  36. invisible commenter says:

    blak kitteh channelz hiz innur cobra

  37. B says:

    Instead of “halp!!!1! … iz bein skweezed!” should be “halp!!!1! … iz bein smooushed!”

    I thinks it better ^^

  38. RavenStorme says:

    u noes, i lerkt fur long tyme, skeered to joyn inn cuz i didunt tink i wuz funnee enuf or sumpin…i mayd sum comentz an noes1 wud plae wif me…den mai fwenz kunvinsd me 2 trai mayk burgrs an i did…sooooo hapee 2 c my boiz on voat payg den frunt payg WOOHOO…den da snarky comentz bowt mai pixxor an mai chare.

    i sawree wes por, wii spens muneez 2 haf hapee helfy kittehs insted uf fansee fernichur

    iz ok wif sum snarky but heerd it 2 much nao. mai feewins is hurted sos i runz awai. i go bak to lerk moad n leef u aloan. i not coment no moar n mayk burgrz ownlee 4 me. i not eben voat no moar. iz ok – noes apowlageez wantid; i noes reed deze comentz noe moar.

    eberwun wuz n00bz wuns uppon tyme, u noes…tink bowt dat, kthxbai.

  39. Tail of two kettehs says:

    This picture never fails to make me laugh.

  40. TINK says:

    cats f*n rock…… they are sooo like humans…….or iz we like dem???

  41. enigma_0Z says:

    MAM! Hez tuochin meeeez!!!!

  42. Winnie Wonka says:

    iz amayzed dat peepul still luks at dis wun!

    Kirby not duz sew gud nao…has obst – obist – oberst – has sum kynda clog in hiz plumming. he can has enne – emenen – enme – nasty ting he hates evry day. an drinks the cod libber oyl. he has not happee, but he gets the bettur evry day!

  43. Nate says:

    iz in ur classroom
    listnin to your feito

  44. Kerrykatz4 says:

    Let’s do the gain, Winnie!!! *kk4 grabs WW by the wrists* *nods to band* Hit it boys!!! Happy Dans time! *spins Winnie in big giant giggly circles all around the speakeasy, gypsy dresses flowing around our ankles* I hassa big happy!!

    • Winnie-Wonka says:

      Our babies on the front page…always a good thing, no matter how long ago it happened! *diaphanous scarves gripped tightly in our hands swirl about our heads as the happy dance goes on and on and on…

      • Kerrykatz4 says:

        I started to say lets do the Time Warp again, because my comment is so much in the future, then I wasn’t dancing the time warp, so I was deleting that, then my husband walked in wanting something, and I posted…hehe…

  45. Winnie-Wonka says:

    *rolls eyes* Men…


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