halp!!!1!

iz bein skweezed!
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iz bein skweezed!
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: RavenStorme
Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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vampyr kat tri tu avoyd garlik kitteh…
FAIL
vampyr bat morfing to vampyr kat.
LOLCAT SAT
37. Which is moar dedlee: Teh Vampyr Kitteh or Teh Oranj Wun?
Pleez fraze ur anser in pearagraf foarm.
Then there’s the Orange Vampyr Kitteh - the worsest
YESH, we seen a bebe uv da speeseez 2 tiemz dis week!!! SKEEREEE!!
ITZ SPREDDING
28 Lolcats Latur
Comeng to theatur neer u
aftur aul, hallo weenz eez cawmin aap!
Troo - ya cant trust even teh bebes - tey can evn be worstestest becz tey have so much ENRGY!
Butt he wuz SOOOOOO kyoot. Skeereeee kyoot!
Wut aboot teh oranj vampire ginger were-kitteh? Me tinks dems da worstest!
omgwtf lol
teh won dat iz both, uv corrs. iz da too-heded vampyr an orinj kitteh combyned. iz verrah verrah danjerouse.
Endcat will you all
he IZ hebby - hiz mah brudder
AAAARGH …. hrbalz not happyz !!
(Thats gonna leav a mark)
kitteh may b not happeh but piccie v v funieeeeeeeee!
Why DarthVadercat does not work with JabbaTheHutCat
Poor kitty xD
NOT first!
ouch that one burger hurt!
*lol*
It the burger troll.
O RLY?
SI RLYMENTE!
lol, cuddnt resist dat won
troll sez bleen!
o hai ah don git da troll refs ah b herezn ebri naow an agin. pls 2 b edjoocaten mi
trollz eez peeps whoo b gibbin wan chzbargr tu eberwan eendeskriminintlee…
trollz eez much pleh
And make negaativ commints basically stir up teh poop!
Mystique decribded teh burgr troll. also known as bigmakatakus denigratus
Anover membeh of the species is teh care troll(sympitheticus denegratis) which have meny sub spicies such as :
(patheticus sympatheticus)usually feel srry foar kitteh in situatus that kiteh in no danjer from. troll spotters usually identify tehm wif the marker: Oh NOES!! TINK OF THE LOLKITTEHZ!!!
(offtippicus insearchi simpatheticus) rants about somefing thet happen in reall live, that has noffun to do wif lolpictur… (i have exihbited some of these trates. am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)
teh infamus historical legul professional (injudicialus sympetheticus)
the kiteh owner hwo wud never let (lolcat pikttur) happen to ther kitteh (insympatheticus supiriorus)
na, de offtippicus idnt a troll. mabee a nome or a teeny ogre, but nawt so bad as troll.
um.
mabee cuz i iz one.
and the legal professional is usually an ex-areobics instructor.
downt ferget the worsiest kinda troll the bovinepattycus theiverus — teh wun hoo givz a wun brgr vote, ten runz away, lowrin teh totl burgr scores uv evrywun.
oopps *blush* i missed mystique’s diskripchun, n made up my own name fur the burgr theif. Is so embarrassed. I goin home now *tail tucked under* — hey! wut wuz tat shiny fing?? (….wut wuz i sayin?)
“(am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)”
geeeenyus!
MUCH winz!
maybee I be de stoopies (not da poopies mind yoo)
but I dont knows hows gibbing 1 burgger per comment
lowers de totals burger score foar ebberywon
plz be be explainnin
kthx !!
Teh nummer (num nom nom….offtopikus agin) ov burgrs is a navridj. So, if 10 peepls gib u 5 brgrs eech, you has 5 brgrs 4 ur post, an u noze taht ur commint was apreeseeatid. BUTT, if troll cumz an gibs 1 burgr eben to gud commints, tehn lowrs ur aberij so u onlee getz 4 brgrs maybe. When commint mite b full ov win an disservin of 5 brgrs.
Brgr teefs basikly tu lazee 2 maik gret an wittee commints of tehr own, so tries tu spoyl eberybuddy else’s phun.
If u is sayin “dat bery childish an poyntliss”, u is rite.
Tanks u berry mach.
I nebber knew dat !!!
Hows can I be comminting
foar the weekez noaw an
nut know dat ?!?!
OMG…de obbeeus eskapes me sumtimez.
Peeps, keep ur troll styx reddy !!!
Iffen we catchum we beetz em !!
Bingo on mai seecond kard.
*blush*
Well mi guunuss! Tank joo soh much! ur awl reel hepful! Snaffuti - dat was sooper funneh! Nao ah feels awl educaitd
Halp! Dis chair is skary!
Voluptuous chick and skinny chick friend on the fairground ride
LEMME OWT!
I’Z GONNA FROW UP!!!!!
Ah sed u shoodnt eat teh big bag of coton candy and then all dem corn dogs with maple syrup! Stick ur hed out teh other way!
Tarkat “FURST!”
Ginger “Iz bad form - lemme ’splain”
Tarkat “NOES! U NOES UNNERSTANS!111!”
Ginger “yu lets teh odder lolcats-”
Tarkat “GRRR! AH WUZ ON TEH COWCH FURST YEH-”
*katfite*
iz conshpiracee: alwais teh blak kitties gettin squershed.
hmmm…mebbe tehy iz joocie?
Or iz it cuz teh orinj ones iz poyzun?
mebbe bofe!
what odder kitteh?
Teh-O! Iz dis MR Bounce an Teh Spotssky?
hehe. nah. buts i cn see wye yud tink dat.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM he is squuuuuuuuuuuuuishing me!
Indifferent cat is indifferent to your discomfort.
Midnyte Kitteh tryz
2 eckskayp t3h Beeg Lawng Chair.
Tawffee Kitteh smylz
So neerz and yet so
farz. Sharpee klawz unsheethe az
Kitteh fyte ensooz
Beeg Lawng Chayr
iz kynd ub ugglee. Needz a
noo wun, enneewayz!
Jack.
halp! pixxor is fuzzy!
halp! needz muneez fur betur kamura…
Grandma kitteh got tired uv standing.
He can haz slim fast? no mor cheezburgurz for him!
sscoot ovah yooo fatazz!!!
MAWM! MAWM! He won stays on hiz side! Mak him stays on hiz side, plzkthx!”
Blak kitteh luk lik mah Kali…
Y dis allus hapen onflite 2 Calcutta?
12 hrs inna plane
wif Edna Turnblad!
I luv Divine!!!
Blak kitteh sho how skweezded hims iz bai showings dat hims innerds r at teh bak ob hims frote! Nex pic wud shows innerds on beeg lawng chayr
We iz gettin reddy for holloween! Teh big oranj fatty iz teh punkin, an Iz goin to carve him up too bee the jacka lanterd. I iz teh scary unlukky* blak kitteh that pozez wif hiz bak up and shriekz an hissez in dat scary blak cat way.
*not reely unlukky - datz juss a sooperstishenn. Iz very sweet reely. (Butt not teh oranje kitteh. He reely poisenuss).
punkin kitteh haz falled on vampyr kitteh fo sho