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vampyr kat tri tu avoyd garlik kitteh…
FAIL
vampyr bat morfing to vampyr kat.
LOLCAT SAT
37. Which is moar dedlee: Teh Vampyr Kitteh or Teh Oranj Wun?
Pleez fraze ur anser in pearagraf foarm.
Then there’s the Orange Vampyr Kitteh – the worsest
YESH, we seen a bebe uv da speeseez 2 tiemz dis week!!! SKEEREEE!!
ITZ SPREDDING
28 Lolcats Latur
Comeng to theatur neer u
f4il
aftur aul, hallo weenz eez cawmin aap!
Troo – ya cant trust even teh bebes – tey can evn be worstestest becz tey have so much ENRGY!
Butt he wuz SOOOOOO kyoot. Skeereeee kyoot!
Wut aboot teh oranj vampire ginger were-kitteh? Me tinks dems da worstest!
omgwtf lol
teh won dat iz both, uv corrs. iz da too-heded vampyr an orinj kitteh combyned. iz verrah verrah danjerouse.
Endcat will you all
he IZ hebby – hiz mah brudder
AAAARGH …. hrbalz not happyz !!
(Thats gonna leav a mark)
kitteh may b not happeh but piccie v v funieeeeeeeee!
Why DarthVadercat does not work with JabbaTheHutCat
Poor kitty xD
NOT first!
ouch that one burger hurt!
*lol*
It the burger troll.
O RLY?
SI RLYMENTE!
lol, cuddnt resist dat won
troll sez bleen!
o hai ah don git da troll refs ah b herezn ebri naow an agin. pls 2 b edjoocaten mi
trollz eez peeps whoo b gibbin wan chzbargr tu eberwan eendeskriminintlee…
trollz eez much pleh
And make negaativ commints basically stir up teh poop!
Mystique decribded teh burgr troll. also known as bigmakatakus denigratus
Anover membeh of the species is teh care troll(sympitheticus denegratis) which have meny sub spicies such as :
(patheticus sympatheticus)usually feel srry foar kitteh in situatus that kiteh in no danjer from. troll spotters usually identify tehm wif the marker: Oh NOES!! TINK OF THE LOLKITTEHZ!!!
(offtippicus insearchi simpatheticus) rants about somefing thet happen in reall live, that has noffun to do wif lolpictur… (i have exihbited some of these trates. am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)
teh infamus historical legul professional (injudicialus sympetheticus)
the kiteh owner hwo wud never let (lolcat pikttur) happen to ther kitteh (insympatheticus supiriorus)
na, de offtippicus idnt a troll. mabee a nome or a teeny ogre, but nawt so bad as troll.
um.
mabee cuz i iz one.
and the legal professional is usually an ex-areobics instructor.
downt ferget the worsiest kinda troll the bovinepattycus theiverus — teh wun hoo givz a wun brgr vote, ten runz away, lowrin teh totl burgr scores uv evrywun.
oopps *blush* i missed mystique’s diskripchun, n made up my own name fur the burgr theif. Is so embarrassed. I goin home now *tail tucked under* — hey! wut wuz tat shiny fing?? (….wut wuz i sayin?)
“(am haf oftopicus on mai movver side)”
geeeenyus!
MUCH winz!
maybee I be de stoopies (not da poopies mind yoo)
but I dont knows hows gibbing 1 burgger per comment
lowers de totals burger score foar ebberywon
plz be be explainnin
kthx !!
Teh nummer (num nom nom….offtopikus agin) ov burgrs is a navridj. So, if 10 peepls gib u 5 brgrs eech, you has 5 brgrs 4 ur post, an u noze taht ur commint was apreeseeatid. BUTT, if troll cumz an gibs 1 burgr eben to gud commints, tehn lowrs ur aberij so u onlee getz 4 brgrs maybe. When commint mite b full ov win an disservin of 5 brgrs.
Brgr teefs basikly tu lazee 2 maik gret an wittee commints of tehr own, so tries tu spoyl eberybuddy else’s phun.
If u is sayin “dat bery childish an poyntliss”, u is rite.
Tanks u berry mach.
I nebber knew dat !!!
Hows can I be comminting
foar the weekez noaw an
nut know dat ?!?!
OMG…de obbeeus eskapes me sumtimez.
Peeps, keep ur troll styx reddy !!!
Iffen we catchum we beetz em !!
Bingo on mai seecond kard.
*blush*
Well mi guunuss! Tank joo soh much! ur awl reel hepful! Snaffuti – dat was sooper funneh! Nao ah feels awl educaitd
Halp! Dis chair is skary!
Voluptuous chick and skinny chick friend on the fairground ride
LEMME OWT!
I’Z GONNA FROW UP!!!!!
Ah sed u shoodnt eat teh big bag of coton candy and then all dem corn dogs with maple syrup! Stick ur hed out teh other way!
Tarkat “FURST!”
Ginger “Iz bad form – lemme ’splain”
Tarkat “NOES! U NOES UNNERSTANS!111!”
Ginger “yu lets teh odder lolcats-”
Tarkat “GRRR! AH WUZ ON TEH COWCH FURST YEH-”
*katfite*
iz conshpiracee: alwais teh blak kitties gettin squershed.
hmmm…mebbe tehy iz joocie?
Or iz it cuz teh orinj ones iz poyzun?
mebbe bofe!
what odder kitteh?
Teh-O! Iz dis MR Bounce an Teh Spotssky?
hehe. nah. buts i cn see wye yud tink dat.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM he is squuuuuuuuuuuuuishing me!
Indifferent cat is indifferent to your discomfort.
Midnyte Kitteh tryz
2 eckskayp t3h Beeg Lawng Chair.
Tawffee Kitteh smylz
So neerz and yet so
farz. Sharpee klawz unsheethe az
Kitteh fyte ensooz
Beeg Lawng Chayr
iz kynd ub ugglee. Needz a
noo wun, enneewayz!
Jack.
halp! pixxor is fuzzy!
halp! needz muneez fur betur kamura…
Grandma kitteh got tired uv standing.
He can haz slim fast? no mor cheezburgurz for him!
sscoot ovah yooo fatazz!!!
MAWM! MAWM! He won stays on hiz side! Mak him stays on hiz side, plzkthx!”
Blak kitteh luk lik mah Kali…
Y dis allus hapen onflite 2 Calcutta?
12 hrs inna plane
wif Edna Turnblad!
I luv Divine!!!
Blak kitteh sho how skweezded hims iz bai showings dat hims innerds r at teh bak ob hims frote! Nex pic wud shows innerds on beeg lawng chayr
We iz gettin reddy for holloween! Teh big oranj fatty iz teh punkin, an Iz goin to carve him up too bee the jacka lanterd. I iz teh scary unlukky* blak kitteh that pozez wif hiz bak up and shriekz an hissez in dat scary blak cat way.
*not reely unlukky – datz juss a sooperstishenn. Iz very sweet reely. (Butt not teh oranje kitteh. He reely poisenuss).
punkin kitteh haz falled on vampyr kitteh fo sho
Big kiroprakter kitteh is given teh adjustmants. (*reeoow* i sed WALK on my bak, not sit on it!)
Terrible housing market forces blacky to move in with creepy, shut-in cousin orangina
Ornjie Boy: Mai substanz: let me shoe you it!
Blkie Kit: OooF!!1!!
(catchin bref) I culd see ur substanshulessness frum akros teh room….. My teeth, let me show u them.
troo, but mor pritty up cloes n in yur lap!!!
WAAAAAUGH! Morris farted! DO NOT WANT!
Iz gonna byt ur butt unless u skooch ovar! (not no soft kronshe neither)
Whooo put jumpgate frum uvver dimenshun undur kittehbutt?
And Leon is getting LAAAAARRRRRRRRRGER.
An besides, dats a uglee cowch.
demonic kitteh is demonic.
complaysent kitteh is complacent.
tautological whiskers is tautological.
Iz mah kittehs, fat boi iz Kirby Scroggins, blak kitteh is Li’l Black Asshole but wii calz him Brad Majors (RHPS unnerstan?). dey do dis awl de tyme. dis pixxor bowt tree yeers old nao…poysen kitteh ways 27 pownds an wii kant do nuffin bowt it – haf tryd EVERYthing…poor kitteh…
ur rite – dat chare is berry skerry…wut wuz we tinkin?
many tanks fur da votes an stuff!
Awww, but Kirby Scroggins iz beyootiful in a volelupchewus kinder way!
Aww…Li’l Black Asshole iz such a luvley naim….
;o)
Halp! I iz not pillo!
y duz u peeplz hate the orng gyz?
der is a pic a ways bac wif an orng play mowsie, and a kitteh who is ded (knot reelly, jus sleepin) and da cap is “de orng ones is poysin.” Is a bit of an injoek-helps if u go back an luk at dem. Sorry, dont noes how to put in da link. Do a serch furr poysin or orng.
we duznt reely hate dem, jus jokin
blak kitteh channelz hiz innur cobra
Aww! XDD
Instead of “halp!!!1! … iz bein skweezed!” should be “halp!!!1! … iz bein smooushed!”
I thinks it better ^^
u noes, i lerkt fur long tyme, skeered to joyn inn cuz i didunt tink i wuz funnee enuf or sumpin…i mayd sum comentz an noes1 wud plae wif me…den mai fwenz kunvinsd me 2 trai mayk burgrs an i did…sooooo hapee 2 c my boiz on voat payg den frunt payg WOOHOO…den da snarky comentz bowt mai pixxor an mai chare.
i sawree wes por, wii spens muneez 2 haf hapee helfy kittehs insted uf fansee fernichur
iz ok wif sum snarky but heerd it 2 much nao. mai feewins is hurted sos i runz awai. i go bak to lerk moad n leef u aloan. i not coment no moar n mayk burgrz ownlee 4 me. i not eben voat no moar. iz ok – noes apowlageez wantid; i noes reed deze comentz noe moar.
eberwun wuz n00bz wuns uppon tyme, u noes…tink bowt dat, kthxbai.
I lykd it kwite a lot, tyvm >^.^<
This picture never fails to make me laugh.
cats f*n rock…… they are sooo like humans…….or iz we like dem???
MAM! Hez tuochin meeeez!!!!
iz amayzed dat peepul still luks at dis wun!
Kirby not duz sew gud nao…has obst – obist – oberst – has sum kynda clog in hiz plumming. he can has enne – emenen – enme – nasty ting he hates evry day. an drinks the cod libber oyl. he has not happee, but he gets the bettur evry day!
iz in ur classroom
listnin to your feito
Let’s do the gain, Winnie!!! *kk4 grabs WW by the wrists* *nods to band* Hit it boys!!! Happy Dans time! *spins Winnie in big giant giggly circles all around the speakeasy, gypsy dresses flowing around our ankles* I hassa big happy!!
Our babies on the front page…always a good thing, no matter how long ago it happened! *diaphanous scarves gripped tightly in our hands swirl about our heads as the happy dance goes on and on and on…
I started to say lets do the Time Warp again, because my comment is so much in the future, then I wasn’t dancing the time warp, so I was deleting that, then my husband walked in wanting something, and I posted…hehe…
*rolls eyes* Men…