getsmart cat
hav fone in shue.
Get smrt on Get Smart. Thx Mel Brooks!
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an menny cheezburgers in tum.
I can has cone of silences?
Sorry, Chief.
It’s in teh litterbocks. neckts to teh big’un I left dis moarnin.
Mah kitteh hadda litterbocks dat was like a reel bocks wif a hole to climbz in?
I SWEAR i used to cawl it teh dome of silences!!!!
I fink mayby a bunch uv peeps heer too yung to hv injoyed teh grate tv show “get smarrt”. Sry ’bout dat, chief.
Clik heer to get smarrt:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Get_Smart
I fraid not, lubs dat shu wach ebery week wif mai fambile!
(pulls up anteni, shakes shoe “hello? hello? Sry chief- wanna talk to agent 99?)
momcat
Oh, thank goodness, Cratz. Withawt tihs, I wud has been totaly lawst. I never herd of tihs befoar, *mor stunneded silence frum teh omni-savvy LOLfrenz* so I wuz cumpleetlee in teh dark. Now I can laff alawng with everywun else. (tho is nawt taht I iz too yung!)
geet SMRT kitteh r SMRT!
i eez yung but i can haz nick at nite for to noe da klassiks
I can haz rerunz?
Iz a mooovee cumin owt soonz. U c den. mebee Britney getz job az 86. Needz werk ya nao.
no way….86 was smart!
Noooos! I do want Get Smart, an’ I’s still a kitten. *nods nods* I own the Get Smart Handbook, an’ find tha article on wikki ta be rathur lacking. *pout*
Max died at 82, an’ when I saw the headline in the papurrrs I said “no! he is 86 na 82!” But then I read it all an’ was all… ooooh. *nods*
I juz mite be de lame loozer internetz retard who be de furst
den maybeez not
maybee juz de furst !!
i sry.
awwww
noes needz tobe sry
i wuz juz mahkin de fun of the lamo “internetz retard” comment frumz de last pic
sum peepz juz dont know how ta hab de funz
dis b vry tru, butt lukklee lolfrenz knoze hao tu has dah funz!
shhhhhh *looks around* furst and retard bee forbidden wurds…
betta luk next tahm!
speshally r****d
I couldn’t agree moar
de “r” wurd iz an uglee wurd
manee samez on mee foar uzing it twhyst
to make a poynt
I srsly sorries
iz ok… i gotted ur joke :c) i think wuz funny in contekst!
mee too!
<3 : ) me 2
Me 3!
Iz OK. We awl sayz thingz we dont meens somtaims. Dis iz vry forgivng place.
and thank teh Ceiling Cat fur that!
omg seelin kat r heer???
Celing Cat are omnish…omminsci…onimisk….noze eberytin.
First Comment.
Been dying for this moment
-kg
Awwww, that is teh sadz. Donut worry, we sends flours to ur fyoonerul and make donashun in ur name to ur favrit charitty.
haha!
:/
Smart kitteh is smart. Lern frum it.
joo mebbe meen get SMRT kitteh???
http://www.icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/3.jpg
jane fonda gotz nuffin on arobiks kitteh!
Arobiks cat iz feelin teh burn
arobiks kitteh is callin his lawyer — who just might be an ex-arobiks instructor……
i think i pulled a hamsthing – cn i sue?
yoo was mistaked. it were a hampster.
mannnnnnn I hates it when u pulls a hamster….
What abouts when you gets the charly horse? eben worser. If’n i lifted mai leg that hi, would need horspital
Why dey callz dis horse “Charley”?
20 minut werkout kitteh is 4 mo, 3 mo, 2mo and take it to a jog…
arobiks were invented so cheerleaders would have jobz after high skool…for real…
(i kin say dat, am a former cheerleader)
Letz get fizzical! fizzical! Letz get fizzicallllllllll…
Lemme heer ur bodee tawk!
Mah bodee sez…
warez teh caik?
mah boddi says u do day one moar time and we r breakin up!
Mah bodi sez “lizzen fatso. Dont ebin tink abowt it. U do daht 2 me and U diez”.
is teh new n improovd iPaw.
dial F for feline
Where u been sweetie?
Misses u!
tru! uz da spice n r soop
UZ teh paprika n r goulash.
I can haz goulashsoup?
nom nom nom
Yu ar teh fun in r dys-fun-ction!!!
yay!! best yet!! too bad Ize omly hazing one vote.
p mu
lol
at furst (dere goes an ironical use of dat wurd againz) I thots u said uz da spice n r “soap.”
den I thots…..wut an inneresting compliment…..de nice smelling soapz dat mahkes de baffroom
so specials….
den i readz it again…..
ur wai much bedder…de spicee soop is de colorful wurd flavur picshur…
an dat stend….he be de spicey foar sure !!!!
lol, first time i red ’spice in our soap”, too. Wuz thinkin… ol’ spice?? (pleh)
Soup iz bttr — Sten iz teh leek in our potatow leek soop. Iznt teh same wifout.
to maek abovemenshund soop………first, you take a leek……
hee hee ! nao Lebreeze an da offr soap/soup coments starded mai dai off wiff a laff ! : ) thnx! TGIF
Stend tuk a leek in owr soop? Pleh!
new job – very busy, exhausted. will have more time soon if I strangle this one particular coworker…
Stend-sry to hear. New job cn be srsly strssful. Iz noxious frenemy less noxious?
U wurk too hard… we strangle cowerker for u (eny enema uv stend, is enema of ourz)
Speakn of anymas
weez sorri stend- how ’bout we catapults “leave Brit ne Spears alone” ober intu ofenden copeworks cubicl?
momcat
We tak up collekshun to higher hit man for chu! Doz hits men work 4 da cheezburgers?
*pat pat on stend* sry tu heer joo trubblez freend, joo lolfamblee miss joo, we has noez wan tu pikk awn, noez wanz tu trollz wif, n noez wan makin wif dah beeg bolded commentz dat b keap uz laff fer hrs – pls tu kome bakk soun! *bonks stoopy coe-werkr on dah noggin n sends psykik msgs ov DO NOT WANT in dem eer*
I seed a book once on how to deel wif difficult cowerkers. Title was “When Stranglng Is Not an Option”. I think u is suppozed to hit difficult cowerker wif book.
Sownz rellyvant tu mai intrests…..U can getz tihs on Ammazun?
I just did a gooo0gle and diddent see it. It was book used in class tawt by somone in mah office (we does corporit training.)
The ironical thing is that that guy who tawt teh class quit because of the new boss, who is a difficult person.
kitteh has killer playlist on iPaw…
him has
Cat Stevens, Cat’s in the Cradle by Harry Chapin, Cat Scratch Fever, Stray Cat Strut, Year of the Cat, songs by Atomic Kitten, Punk Kittens, The Whiskey Kittens, The Chainsaw Kittens, The Switchblade Kittens, Eartha Kitt, Free Kitten, the Stiff Kittens, Run With The Kittens, Little Kitten Space Girl, The Lemon Kittens…have I missed any?
Josie an teh Shaved… nah i betar stops.
ok, how I getz cawfee owt ov kee bord? Annywun?
qwik, taek a mowffl uf wodka — i gots anothr wun.
Mmmmm…….wodka…
naughty Teho goes to naughty korner….
privasee pls
kthx
Josie & teh Pussycats.
Pussykat Dawls.
Duncha wish ur lolcat wuz hawt lik me?
:headdesk: how could I not fink of dose onez?…I was in alt music mode, I guess, cept for the 60z n’ 70z sawngs…LOL!
Sry Chief. Ai awmost hads my paws on dat cheezburger. Mist it bai THAT MUCH. Call Ajint 99 for confurmashun.
(doors slam behind him as he walks away)
on teh chief’s noze.
OMG! Mah brane is full of pleh. I has been tinkin uff teh Pink Panther chief!
Well, 99, we r wut we r. I’m a secret agent, trained to be cold, vicious, and savage. Not enough to be a businessman.
Savvee martial arts kitteh ses, “Chuck Norris rubbed me the wrong way wunce.
Wunce.”
Chuck Norris does not sleep.
He waits.
Beware, low vote gibben troll. Chuck Norris is angurred by ur low votez and is going to round hows kick u so bad ur grandma won’t hab no kidz.
Den u will spontaneeussly dissupeer an cheezburgas will go back to normul.
Plllllb.
Taht low vote gibbon troll (the monkey species of troll) has been heer fur a couple of daiz now. Wai enywun wud want to bee wun is a totul mysteree to mee.
Much winz!!!!
Teh boogeyman checks under hiz bed and in teh closet for Chuck Norris before he goze to bed.
stoopy troll! aul deez chuck norriz commentz maded me haz beeg laff!
hav fone in ANUS l0l lol lol O_o
someone be talkin out of teh @$$?
/so sowwy
i dun fink iz want tu kno of dis reeng tone…
fone in anus? hu yu colon?
saluter cat is saluting
Hmmm…I needz peticur.
Wud yu beleeve Maxwell Smart gots teh blutoof fone? Pawz free!
Dunt dee duuuuuh duh!
Dunt dee duuuuuuuh duh!
dunt de duh dundle duh dundle duh duhndle duhdle duh!
kitteh is on hold?
“Whai I has Muzak on mah futfone?”
O noes! Nao I haz theme song eerwurm!
I can haz komershal brake?
Whar’s Agent 99?
spead dial iz:
69= 99
11= lanselot link seacrit chimp
77= pufinstuf
96= oh oh jombo
007= sour grapez gang
66= bugalooz
111!!11= hot boi wit majik flute
nick= @nite save mee!
Wat abowt speed diel 3: Cheezbgr Taykeway ?!
mmm, cheezbgr takeaway…hey, takeaway…u must be from teh UK! We are in cheeseburger-a-go-go land…
I had biggust krush on kyootie boy on HR Puffinstuff
Now…for da win….Who remembers Run Joe Run! My frenz sware I hallucinatin’ no such sho….
Hold onz…..I gotz to take dis….
whazzzzzzzzzzzzz aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaup !!!!!
Hi HS-
Iz thinkin on yu & yer sqwerl fren…any chg?
Wud yu beleev… mai ear itchys?
Oh, noes! Shirley not somtink banal like dat! Mus bee misteerius and speshul!
an doan call me shirley….. lol
Gotta werk fastr, gayla. Yr respons 2 dat setup tuk ninetee minuts!
FASTR! FASTR!
how fast could a woodchuck do it?? HAHAHAHA
Missed my harbls buy dat much!
Hai! Dis fone don get 911. How I orderz emergency cheezburger?
OMG iz lolcat, hasta be lolcat, cant be nuthin but lolcat. Onlee wun kestion:
Wat is lolcat?
Kitteh can haz sumz
prybassee? Sumzfeengz Hewminz
do nawtz needz 2 seez
Kitteh duz nawt watch
Hewminz in Baff Rume. Eckspekktz
eekwal curtussee
Spesshul Playse for
Kitteh likkz cawst nuffing. T3h
resulltz arz pryseless
Jack.
wee mus haf rly rly wyrded cat. she wach. sum time she hand u paprz. (rly she jus plai wif role, but it look like she sai “here lemme hep u wif teh paprwurk”)
i gotz kittehs and goggies who cums wif me to da bafruum-I neber has to go alone.
U’ll neeeeebbbbbeeeeerrrrr waaaaallk aalooone!
o yeahs, wif 3 kittehs, bin a wile sinz i felld lonlee in baffrume. 6 eyz on mi.
yeh, i sez to mah goggie “iz onlee fare, i watches u wen u pee.” She not carez, she onlee wateing til I dun so i can pays her moar tenshuns!
B-cuz I can.
oh yeah, dats da stuf. luv teh feelin ov teh sun on mai dek.
an kareful placemint of patio cat is importint, kordin to teh ainshunt art of fone shue.
absoloodly Pittypat. Wivout teh fone shue thare iz Kaos.
But without Kaos there is no Control!
this is pittypat, not nika! swierd, tho, cuz nika is one of mai niknames irl.
(i bleeve we gots a email collectin hacker here)
or cud juss be dat yorr purrfekt ansser oepend a wurmhoel in teh spays thyme kontinooyum.
awl ai can say iz wud yoo beleev that at enny moement, 15 speshully traynd FBI paratrooperz wiv grownd support from 3 eleet divishunz of the Yoonited Stayts Mareen Core are gonna cum bursting throo that door wiv teh funniest responss yoov evr hurd?
Wud yoo beleev 7?
Wud yoo beleev a bom-sniffing dog wiv a blokd noez an a tee laydee wiv arfritis?
If Ajint 86 cud doo dis moove, him wudden hab to taeks off hims shue to calls da Cheef!
Stretch…one..two..three…stretch..kitteh feelin da burn pilates style
whas dat? what u sayin?
Oh me and my towel, we is airing out
Oh hai. I raze my foot to greet ya.
Y? Bcuz I cans.
Kthxbai.
duz dat bee a refurunts? duzunt mattur…i lahks it ennyway….itz—-droll. Yep. Dat bee teh wurd.
(BTW, Toonces, u nawtee kitteh, is u still draivin and cawsin mayhem ?)
omg this so much win my hed *splot*
“Wut r u talking bout, 99? We has to shoot and kill and deeztroy. We repersent everting thatz holesum and gud in teh wurld.”
OMG! This kitty looks exactly like my 17.5 year old girl who died last week. This picture makes me smile and sad at the same time.
Awww… i so sorry fur loss of ur kitteh.
kitteh duz hiz empreshen ov john travolta dancin in pulp fiktion
I have shoe phone too
hah its fun.
tannink kat eez sunnink…sunnink dere ummm…eez jus sunnink k?
(gibs gnu meeninz tu “ware dah sun dinnea shyne)
Talk to teh iPaw kthxbai.
Braek-dansin’ kitteh
Iz praktisin him skilz
“u cant tuch dis!”
“um, yeh, lyke hullo – ai doan wanna tuch dat.”
Herro my-toe.
Iz mah kitteh !! she is so sweet
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