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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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The power of Jebus compells u!
Kin I just sez, holp poop I gots my furst, furst post!
just bcuz u CAN sez it…
duzznt mean u shuldz….
The first rule of first post: No talk about first post (per Teho)
(all others jes yanking his chain)
Alright ICHC comment police, relax. I would like to point out tha I didn’t just post something lame like: FIRST! Only excited cause I’s neber had a first post before.
teho has a chain? *yank!!* ooooo, dis be fuuuuuun *yankyank*
Aw, doan bee crankybubby…
Cungrajulashuns on ur —–post! (Cee, ah didun say dat bad wurd!)
Nao, go an sin no moar!
Am not actually cranky about this at all. Jus think people need to relax abit. This seems a tad blown out of proportion. Am done now, will not annoy Teho anymore.
But - OF COARSE IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTIONS!!!! That’s waht maeks it fun. Nobuddy(bunny) reely thinks teh charez and sofas (tip o’ teh had to u, Sarah) are reely so ugly - but it’s WHAT WE DO. Jump up and down and get all excited and have fun tiems slashing into the silliest things. and it’s FUN to think up ways to say “first” without saying it. If we didn’t carry on, Teho cudn’t *sigh* and *smile sadly whilst shaking hed slowly*!!
THEN whar wud we be!!
At leest - taht’s whut I think. I admit, I’r still kwite new - purrhaps am rong.
But, Bubby - u see - almozt everywun who getz a furst is thinkin - o holy poop, I got mai furst furst! IS VERY exciting moment - one calls up ICHC - and there - in awl their shining glory - r the werds “no comments.” WHUT an OMG moment. Tehn - think, think, think, think, OMG. OMG, think, think EUREKA!!! Type, type, type, type. Add comment. Hold breath. Luk. Wow! I WON!! I’M FURST, FURST FURST etc.
It’s a sign of strength and maturity - a coming of age, test, as it were, to be able to resist shouting first. If you are lucky, someone else will come along and say it for you. But - EVERYONE notices that you are IT.
BTW - I LOVE “o holy poop.” REELY expressive of the moment - an irreverent prayer of thanks.
no, j! nawt in amillin years could u be rong bout speekn ur tought!
any tyme ah beez wurried er xpres silf doubt, u & le bereeze and B! tell me itz awl O Keh.
Iz lik listened to William Tell Overture & NOT sayin HiHo Silver
dis b da land o da kiteh
dizaray b welcum hear.
korney iz onlee a wurd dat maek uz tink ov nom nom nom
awl the stoppies an angree wunz r slapped away wit ah causaul an disdainfooll paw
tho n e hawnist tought iz welcum amongst uz,
dis iz ah wurld maed ov kindniss, smrtniss, & lurves ov ebri tipe
joo can haz offer needz, in fact wie awl dew
elswhare
oh - sigh. . . that wuz. . .just whut needed to be sayed. And how byootifully u do it. I is turnin green with envy. Is a talunt I just don’t hav. Paws4thot always says I just needs a mews, butt, alas. . . So glad us has wun and is nawt afrayed to use it!
wen in dangerz orz in doubtz
run in circles
screamz an shoutz !!!!
noaw ebberyone run in circle awl same tyme
Bubby got de furzt and Te ho ho ho wuz juz makin a teaze
i been furst moar dan once, but so wierded owt by
it dat i didn’t ebben makes de meshun
Bubby, u be de kool
datz whut dora da smrtazz computere says n tyme enuff fur luv. RAH iz ah happi kiteh luvn sole in heaven now
Heinlein quote tops!
Wun of mai favoriet Heinlein kwotes is fur everwun heer.
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
Whooppee- I thinks we’re awl goin to heaven.
Bubby, ai waz eksyted bowt mah furst, furst, too! U no taykes NEbuddy srsly here!
kthxbai!
Thanks for all the loltherapy and the kind words. Am no longer feeling ganged up on, am feeling the lurve!
Bubby - I’se sorry. Didn’t mean to pile awn and maek u feel ganged up awn. Sumtiems aye gets carreied away sumwhut. Please to be feelin the lurve!
I think loltherapy is my favoritest word EVAR!
Mai ai b the FURST to congratulate u on yr STUNTING ACHIEVEMENT!
OMG LEAVE BUBBYSCRANKY ALONE !!! LEAVE HER ALONE !!! (etc. etc)
( FIRST TO USE BOLD ITALICS IN THIS POST … neener neener neener )
that was clever*LOLZ*
OMG LEEV THOSE NORMAL LETTRING USRZ ALONE!!!!!!!!
dere is reezon why her song iz called “gimme moar”..cuz all u ppl want is MOAR MOAR MOAR!!
leev her alown er else i introduwc u to my five pownty endz. *rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaahggg!*
Kitteh needs to be cryin tho.
u seez teh Scot Evul vershin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo
is litl long, but stil. hehe.
an needz runneh ai linur.
I sawded that n was lmfao! well dun Seth Green!
i choke with larf.
Furst!
THAT was bold!
no THIS is bold
distraught kitteh is……….distraught.
Drama kitteh is emotin.
overacting kitteh is overacting.
dis is where da lead char- kerak- role screems, “NOOOOOOO!”
MGM kiddie is roarn an stretcn paus
now shakes fluf an sinz
“I m’s de kiddie here me ROAR!
momcat
Is Willyum Shatnerkitteh… can tellz by illfittin toopay
don gib dis kitteh a ‘brella.
altho, kitteh has ’nuff wepans at dip…disp… uh.. yeah, kitteh not needin wepans, haz 5
Y leab Britny alowne??? Herz b teh epiom…epitme… teh model of stoopy hyoomin!
An da K-Fed is da responsy un? Pleh - do not want.
Kwaizee, in’t it?
Britnee n K-Fed iz bestest argoomunt 4 fostuh kair.
ha. is bestest argyoomentz for forced kemmical stairilyezation, plus test 4 parentzing wunce reeching breeding ages. I thinks, anywayz.
Veddy tru…but dey haz teh kidz alredee, so sumting mus be dun to proteck teh innocence.
or forced sterilization
oops did I say that out loud?
jinx!
you owez mee a koke (but not linez kind - dat is for mizz low-han)
okay. heerz a virtual koke for u!
i felt a bit jooveenile makin dat comment, but coud no resist
Dat gene pool needz a lil chlorine in it!
Ai neber sayd K-Fed b responsy. Aiz fink hez no bettr den herz! Judge finks so. Dey is bofe poster childs fur forced stairilyezation!
It’s very sad…a lady with my library district just had a miscarriage, so she deals with that heartbreak while these two yahoos have two children they’re completely unworthy of.
untrue… one of the yahhoos is hazinf four childrens. me thinks they need to take babies and give to nice lady you knows
let’s steal britney’s babies !!! who’s with me ???
Oh Stend, ur hart is alwayz in the right playce! Who cud nawt be with you?
They try to make me go to rehab, I sez NO, NO, NO