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Kin I just sez, holp poop I gots my furst, furst post!
just bcuz u CAN sez it…
duzznt mean u shuldz….
The first rule of first post: No talk about first post (per Teho)
(all others jes yanking his chain)
Alright ICHC comment police, relax. I would like to point out tha I didn’t just post something lame like: FIRST! Only excited cause I’s neber had a first post before.
teho has a chain? *yank!!* ooooo, dis be fuuuuuun *yankyank*
Aw, doan bee crankybubby…:) Cungrajulashuns on ur —–post! (Cee, ah didun say dat bad wurd!)
Nao, go an sin no moar!
Am not actually cranky about this at all. Jus think people need to relax abit. This seems a tad blown out of proportion. Am done now, will not annoy Teho anymore.
But – OF COARSE IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTIONS!!!! That’s waht maeks it fun. Nobuddy(bunny) reely thinks teh charez and sofas (tip o’teh had to u, Sarah) are reely so ugly – but it’s WHAT WE DO. Jump up and down and get all excited and have fun tiems slashing into the silliest things. and it’s FUN to think up ways to say “first” without saying it. If we didn’t carry on, Teho cudn’t *sigh* and *smile sadly whilst shaking hed slowly*!!
THEN whar wud we be!!
At leest – taht’s whut I think. I admit, I’r still kwite new – purrhaps am rong.
But, Bubby – u see – almozt everywun who getz a furst is thinkin – o holy poop, I got mai furst furst! IS VERY exciting moment – one calls up ICHC – and there – in awl their shining glory – r the werds “no comments.” WHUT an OMG moment. Tehn – think, think, think, think, OMG. OMG, think, think EUREKA!!! Type, type, type, type. Add comment. Hold breath. Luk. Wow! I WON!! I’M FURST, FURST FURST etc.
It’s a sign of strength and maturity – a coming of age, test, as it were, to be able to resist shouting first. If you are lucky, someone else will come along and say it for you. But – EVERYONE notices that you are IT.
BTW – I LOVE “o holy poop.” REELY expressive of the moment – an irreverent prayer of thanks.
no, j! nawt in amillin years could u be rong bout speekn ur tought!
any tyme ah beez wurried er xpres silf doubt, u & le bereeze and B! tell me itz awl O Keh.
Iz lik listened to William Tell Overture & NOT sayin HiHo Silver
dis b da land o da kiteh
dizaray b welcum hear.
korney iz onlee a wurd dat maek uz tink ov nom nom nom
awl the stoppies an angree wunz r slapped away wit ah causaul an disdainfooll paw
tho n e hawnist tought iz welcum amongst uz,
dis iz ah wurld maed ov kindniss, smrtniss, & lurves ov ebri tipe
joo can haz offer needz, in fact wie awl dew
elswhare
oh – sigh. . . that wuz. . .just whut needed to be sayed. And how byootifully u do it. I is turnin green with envy. Is a talunt I just don’t hav. Paws4thot always says I just needs a mews, butt, alas. . . So glad us has wun and is nawt afrayed to use it!
wen in dangerz orz in doubtz
run in circles
screamz an shoutz !!!!
noaw ebberyone run in circle awl same tyme
Bubby got de furzt and Te ho ho ho wuz juz makin a teaze
i been furst moar dan once, but so wierded owt by
it dat i didn’t ebben makes de meshun
Bubby, u be de kool
datz whut dora da smrtazz computere says n tyme enuff fur luv. RAH iz ah happi kiteh luvn sole in heaven now
Heinlein quote tops!
Wun of mai favoriet Heinlein kwotes is fur everwun heer.
“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”
Whooppee- I thinks we’re awl goin to heaven.
Bubby, ai waz eksyted bowt mah furst, furst, too! U no taykes NEbuddy srsly here!
kthxbai!
Thanks for all the loltherapy and the kind words. Am no longer feeling ganged up on, am feeling the lurve!
Bubby – I’se sorry. Didn’t mean to pile awn and maek u feel ganged up awn. Sumtiems aye gets carreied away sumwhut. Please to be feelin the lurve!
I think loltherapy is my favoritest word EVAR!
Mai ai b the FURST to congratulate u on yr STUNTING ACHIEVEMENT!
OMG LEAVE BUBBYSCRANKY ALONE !!! LEAVE HER ALONE !!! (etc. etc)
( FIRST TO USE BOLD ITALICS IN THIS POST … neener neener neener )
that was clever*LOLZ*
OMG LEEV THOSE NORMAL LETTRING USRZ ALONE!!!!!!!!
dere is reezon why her song iz called “gimme moar”..cuz all u ppl want is MOAR MOAR MOAR!!
leev her alown er else i introduwc u to my five pownty endz. *rrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaahggg!*
Kitteh needs to be cryin tho.
u seez teh Scot Evul vershin?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiqkDm9UoKo
is litl long, but stil. hehe.
an needz runneh ai linur.
I sawded that n was lmfao! well dun Seth Green!
i choke with larf.
Furst!
THAT was bold!
no THIS is bold
distraught kitteh is……….distraught.
Drama kitteh is emotin.
overacting kitteh is overacting.
dis is where da lead char- kerak- role screems, “NOOOOOOO!”
MGM kiddie is roarn an stretcn paus
now shakes fluf an sinz
“I m’s de kiddie here me ROAR!
momcat
Is Willyum Shatnerkitteh… can tellz by illfittin toopay
don gib dis kitteh a ‘brella.
altho, kitteh has ’nuff wepans at dip…disp… uh.. yeah, kitteh not needin wepans, haz 5
Y leab Britny alowne??? Herz b teh epiom…epitme… teh model of stoopy hyoomin!
An da K-Fed is da responsy un? Pleh – do not want.
Kwaizee, in’t it?
Britnee n K-Fed iz bestest argoomunt 4 fostuh kair.
ha. is bestest argyoomentz for forced kemmical stairilyezation, plus test 4 parentzing wunce reeching breeding ages. I thinks, anywayz.
Veddy tru…but dey haz teh kidz alredee, so sumting mus be dun to proteck teh innocence.
or forced sterilization
oops did I say that out loud?
jinx!
you owez mee a koke (but not linez kind – dat is for mizz low-han)
okay. heerz a virtual koke for u!
i felt a bit jooveenile makin dat comment, but coud no resist
Dat gene pool needz a lil chlorine in it!
Ai neber sayd K-Fed b responsy. Aiz fink hez no bettr den herz! Judge finks so. Dey is bofe poster childs fur forced stairilyezation!
It’s very sad…a lady with my library district just had a miscarriage, so she deals with that heartbreak while these two yahoos have two children they’re completely unworthy of.
untrue… one of the yahhoos is hazinf four childrens. me thinks they need to take babies and give to nice lady you knows
let’s steal britney’s babies !!! who’s with me ???
Oh Stend, ur hart is alwayz in the right playce! Who cud nawt be with you?
They try to make me go to rehab, I sez NO, NO, NO
dun wrry, kitteh. brittnee get boyz bak suun. drive on rite side of rode to get cheezburger 4 ever 1.
KITTEH LOVES HER AWNT!!!!
Ding dang y’all!
whut’s wroang wif puttin cocolee in mah baybee’s bawttles?
dis rearin chilluns is hard werks.
*takin waf cloathes*
C’mawn kidz let us gitz to Inny owt burhur fer dinnur.
I drives! baybees gitz to sit shawtgun inna seet togevver.
I knew this was coming
BRUSH YOUR TEEF!
(“300″ spoof, “This is Caketown! on youtube)
Lolz! Iz betur dan teh akshool movee!
TONIGHT WE DINE IN HECK!!!
…waits for sumbuddy to make shaved pussy joke….
sumbunny juss did . . .
soooooo. dat’s what i missed in da pichers dat had da funny blurry fing.
u noes: if mah naybers doan ware dey undees, iz not news. (i allways ware mah undees… srsly.) but brit doan ware her undeez an da hole whirled gots to hear bout it. and gots to take pichers uv it. and gots to chat bout it.
wen we gonna figger out dat celebs r jus hyooming beans like da rest and r frendses iz more innerestin? i ravver spen 1 hour wif mah frenz dan lissen 1 hour bout brit’s underwares.
still a funny, funny picher. hope no pusseh kittehs was harmed in da making ov da caption.
“hole whirled” ???
nope, nevermind. too easy
Stend: “Nope nevermind. too easy”
O, yuos meenz easy liek hur?
No, wayt. Dats PARIS.
OH SNAP!!!
Teho, plz to add to binglol, ktx?
Wont SUMWUN tink uv da drapereez!!!!
… as in: does the carpet match the drapes?
what, like: “when shaved pussies fight back”?
I’m so glad ICHC isn’t cute overload ;o)
hay.
I want to see a picture of the camera person 2 seconds after this one was taken.
I finez teh kamerreh purrsunz….ober heer….an ober der….an up der…..sum ober in dah kormer….
LOL!
Cleenup on iyl 4!!!
2 late. Canz U cum 2 da viewing?
%$&(*%#$@$%% PAPARAZZI!!!
I want Britney to go on Letterman.
I dunno if she dance awn desk ur fall ober bakwerdz, liek uvver ecksiting gests.
I tink she sit der an sawb awl pitiful an stoopee drunk….. Nawt so ennertayneeng NE moar….
More like Jerry Springer
i doan fink dis kitteh is tru brit fan. kittehs r waaaaay 2 smart. (yes, dey can has much brains. much mor dan sum hyooming beans.) but so funny i larfs out lawd at wurk.
nao if a goggie was screemin ‘leave britney alone’, den i beleevs it tru. goggies iz everbuddy’s fan.
ai toadillee agrees wif u. kittehz wud nefur efur beez fankittehz uv demz sellebrietantez. nefur! obviuslee a fotoshopd pichur. srsly! *coffs up harebll at all de fusses ovr brit, pariss, an alluvdem.* KAHHK!
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soooo… yr poynt is…?
Dat iz ful a FAIL
Wha? Wha? Wha? WHa? Wha? Wha? etc
okey … happee to leave britnee alone
FTW!
But… will she leev US aloan? (Pleeeeeez???)
Ndeed!
Ah’m witcha!!!
lol. 1 of d funniest yet.
OMG! I laughed so hard I cried!
heer, i fix ur guyliner.
[metrosexual brushy brushy]
heer, let me fix ur gielyner.
[brushy brushy dab dab dab]
ther. u nao has teh depfs dey cans not favvum.
Jonny Depfs??
He is unfavvumable. and looks much god wif guyliner
…um, dats weeyrd.
grumblgrumblwurdprezgrumblfiltrgrumbl
LOL! This is hilarious!
ok
A) this is one of teh best capshuns timely and sootable for teh picture EVAH.
and also
2: iz generated sum of funniest commentz EVAH.
So much win and awesum. i need a drink.
I’ll drink to that!!!
Yawning cat…
…is inhaling your vital essence.
Expecto Patronum!
i wahs sleepin! u no geddit. naow i kilz u.
Cap n pic is v. good! maed me lol.
Nou, kan sumwun halp me hear. In the voating section theirs a widdle wite goggie wit a blak kerly wig wantin 2 pante happie treas. Wot it in reff…refer..raffe…wot it abowt?
Oh, dat bee Bob Ross goggie!
Ah shud hab eelaborated….Bob Ross wuz vereh, vereh sweet an gentle soffspoken man on teh tellebishun dat showed peeple teh eezy wayz too make beyutiful paintins…he had a big afro….but it not black, it brown. He died. Veruh sad.
Tanx Kathleen!
I just fownd him on Wikki. Wot a nise persun and wot a sad lief. We not see him in Oz i doant fink. (Dun woch tv so dun no fur shor.)
Thankx frum mee, too. I wuz also wundering abawt that. U know, sumwhere, there awt to be a playce, liek fur the crawsswerd puzzlez and sudokus, where u kin fynd teh answers after u has racked ur poor brayne in vain. Butt – thank goodness, there is always SUMWUN who knows (and will splayn)!
ZOMG Bawb Ross…. He bin da payntin on teebee since I bin a teenayjur or befoar…. awlwayz sez paynt happee treez, happee lil clowds, happee lil lake, happee lil hiker fawlin awf happee mowntin…..
He a happee paynter, an had gud teechin skilz, tho! I nebber paynted, but wuz still mezmer I sing to watch!
Bob Ross wuz de quiet voice….very soothing to watch him paint teh happy lil thingz….even mai kidz luzd tu sit an watch him….
and then he would paint a big ol honkin tree right down the middle of his landscape every time!!
bout drove me nuts until I found the lolhumor in it
Wut dis Oz mean?
Iz short fur Oz-traileea!
So ebree tiem dey talk abowt da prizun sho, I get kunfuzed….
OOOOOh! I wuz confyusun it wit “over teh rainbo” an tot it wuz a referunce to teh afferlife….an i tots, oh noes! we WILL sees him on teh good udder side, whai u say no?” LOL
jus ignore me…i beez a widdo stoopy
sea how much wez all lern on ICHC? somethign noo evry dai!
btw, can unerstand confushion coz ‘straliens prunowns “Aussie” as ozzie, but in US thay sez ossie. te he
I bisited US for 8 weaks, 2 yeers ago an spent 8 daiz in St louis, but still callit St Looee.. Weez orl tork diffrent sumtiems.:-)
He always painted “Happy little trees.”
Bob Ross!
lota “reel” paynters laff at him, cuz hims teechin wuz simply stated an effertlessly execyoo..extekoo..dun. Iz paynter, an Bob Ross had teh rite! payntin is EZ, an fun – yu not needs 2B strvin an rackin yersef with teh “ahtisik ndevvers”.
RIP Bob Ross!
mah fan brush salyoots yu!
SHEEZ A KITTEH!!!
Dis da maddest kitteh I eber seaz. All da point ens open 4 buziness. Run humin. It’s a lion. Get in yuz car and flee.
Mai pointy ends. Let you feel them.
Yawnee kitteh sayz, “You go wai…u bore me”
This gets my teh most awesome vote of the day.
It’s purrfect.
Dis. Iz. Ah-may-zing.
dis might bee funniest capshun everrr!!!!
Que the Robert Dawltry scream.
CSI kitteh is prepayrin too envestagate yur crime seen.
after sum cofeh.
Grissum kitteh sez: I can has buggies?
(Hmmm…mai Sita fassinatud by buggies…mebbe should haf named hur Grissom insted…)
Roger Dawltry. He a god!! Dat scream b 1 of da golden moments in R&R
onlys gud part of csi yomammy.
boy that’s the truth!!!!!!! five burgers to you, teho
is that an orange show or what? it’s like one great big shiny piece of cheese
there’s just something about David Caruso’s whipping off his sunglasses and making a hammy, Shatner like pronouncement that is good for a howl! Way funnier than Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, I thought
Hmmmm. David Caruso. Howdy Doody’s seekrit lub childz.
Shatner an Doody is fayr comparesinz [snikr!] but i fink DC is teh Jak Loard of dis jemerashin.
[sunglas] …BUKEM, DANO.
Iffen dat teh cays, who teh baybee mamma? Doo ai wanna no?
Yes leaves teh brittneys alone… in desert withouts water or foodz
ys plz!
Dis best lolcat in long tyme!
that wuz the funniest pic. ive seen yet!
ZOMG! It are another o’me pictures!
is that ur kitter meagan? gret pic!
)
I didn’t take the picture, but I did cap it. ^_^ Thankies!
Yu dun yurself gud, kiddo….dat is teh purfikt catshun for dat pic!!
I are glad people enjoy it! Thankie!
Best caption ever. Best intelligent laugh. (Well, walrus-bucket series still gets me…)
Thank you thank you.
Asolutley right on
Lawl, thanks. I do try. ^_^
Bwwwaaaa hahahah! I’m likin’da’crazy train!
http://www.wannasmile.com
ozzy kitteh??? I fowt of tat, too. (plz kitteh, no bitin teh heds off batz. Tey good, n eet bugz… ware wood we be wifout batz?? We all wood have teh west nile diseez, i’z shure.)
PMS. I has it.
“DON’T TASE ME BRO!”
lol
Chris Crocker is ridiculous,albeit hilarious
Never mind Britney,he himself needs help no?
I do feel sorry for Britney though – with fans like him everyone’s just gonna think she’s as bad as she’s made out to be.
I don’t think she’s all together bad,I think she’s been completely terrorised by the media and I think she really needs some help instead of all this crap she’s getting.
But I also think that she has got herself into a lot of the situations she’s now in and could’ve dealt with things differently for the sake of both herself and her boys
Ok,
Rant over
x
Dat vid was funneh! i laffed my ass off, ciz dat person crazee, like Britney!
Great pic! The expression says it all.
ZOMG I JUST CREAMED MY PANTS. LOVE IT!
ceeling cat has just lef teh bilding at 90MPH.
Absolute best ever.
2 funny/2 smart…
THX!
SHE’S A HUMAN! But I are lolcat….
Love it, love it, LOVE IT!
My friends and I strongly dis-like Chris Crocker, so whether this was meant as an insult, compliment, or you don’t care either way. Kudos! We LOVED this picture!
How can it be that there are over 100 comments here and each comment has gone out of it’s way to totally misspell nearly every word? I honestly don’t understand why this is happening. It’s done on purpose, but why? A different language? A joke? I’m lost.
examples: sez instead of says. wit instead of with, shud hab instead of should have and so on.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_slang
diz iz da speak ov de cat… no i iz just jokin wit u! we do dis on purpoz… i haf no idea y…
those little scratches make me regret calling Britney a BALD eagle.
<3 Britney get well soon babe. I agree with teh lolcat, get well soon brit!
lolz dis iz da funniest fing eva and itz furst eva post on teh lolcats fingy site
Very interesting post, i loove site where i get to learn something new;D look forward to more thanks!
Ford is a good car