teho has a chain? *yank!!* ooooo, dis be fuuuuuun *yankyank*

Aw, doan bee crankybubby… Cungrajulashuns on ur —–post! (Cee, ah didun say dat bad wurd!)

Nao, go an sin no moar!

Am not actually cranky about this at all. Jus think people need to relax abit. This seems a tad blown out of proportion. Am done now, will not annoy Teho anymore.

But - OF COARSE IS BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTIONS!!!! That’s waht maeks it fun. Nobuddy(bunny) reely thinks teh charez and sofas (tip o’ teh had to u, Sarah) are reely so ugly - but it’s WHAT WE DO. Jump up and down and get all excited and have fun tiems slashing into the silliest things. and it’s FUN to think up ways to say “first” without saying it. If we didn’t carry on, Teho cudn’t *sigh* and *smile sadly whilst shaking hed slowly*!!
THEN whar wud we be!!

At leest - taht’s whut I think. I admit, I’r still kwite new - purrhaps am rong.

But, Bubby - u see - almozt everywun who getz a furst is thinkin - o holy poop, I got mai furst furst! IS VERY exciting moment - one calls up ICHC - and there - in awl their shining glory - r the werds “no comments.” WHUT an OMG moment. Tehn - think, think, think, think, OMG. OMG, think, think EUREKA!!! Type, type, type, type. Add comment. Hold breath. Luk. Wow! I WON!! I’M FURST, FURST FURST etc.

It’s a sign of strength and maturity - a coming of age, test, as it were, to be able to resist shouting first. If you are lucky, someone else will come along and say it for you. But - EVERYONE notices that you are IT.

BTW - I LOVE “o holy poop.” REELY expressive of the moment - an irreverent prayer of thanks.

no, j! nawt in amillin years could u be rong bout speekn ur tought!
any tyme ah beez wurried er xpres silf doubt, u & le bereeze and B! tell me itz awl O Keh.

Iz lik listened to William Tell Overture & NOT sayin HiHo Silver

dis b da land o da kiteh

dizaray b welcum hear.

korney iz onlee a wurd dat maek uz tink ov nom nom nom

awl the stoppies an angree wunz r slapped away wit ah causaul an disdainfooll paw

tho n e hawnist tought iz welcum amongst uz,

dis iz ah wurld maed ov kindniss, smrtniss, & lurves ov ebri tipe

joo can haz offer needz, in fact wie awl dew

elswhare

oh - sigh. . . that wuz. . .just whut needed to be sayed. And how byootifully u do it. I is turnin green with envy. Is a talunt I just don’t hav. Paws4thot always says I just needs a mews, butt, alas. . . So glad us has wun and is nawt afrayed to use it!

wen in dangerz orz in doubtz

run in circles

screamz an shoutz !!!!

noaw ebberyone run in circle awl same tyme

Bubby got de furzt and Te ho ho ho wuz juz makin a teaze

i been furst moar dan once, but so wierded owt by

it dat i didn’t ebben makes de meshun

Bubby, u be de kool

datz whut dora da smrtazz computere says n tyme enuff fur luv. RAH iz ah happi kiteh luvn sole in heaven now

Heinlein quote tops!

Wun of mai favoriet Heinlein kwotes is fur everwun heer.

“How we behave toward cats here below determines our status in heaven.”

Whooppee- I thinks we’re awl goin to heaven.

Thanks for all the loltherapy and the kind words. Am no longer feeling ganged up on, am feeling the lurve!

Bubby - I’se sorry. Didn’t mean to pile awn and maek u feel ganged up awn. Sumtiems aye gets carreied away sumwhut. Please to be feelin the lurve!

I think loltherapy is my favoritest word EVAR!

you owez mee a koke (but not linez kind - dat is for mizz low-han)

okay. heerz a virtual koke for u!

i felt a bit jooveenile makin dat comment, but coud no resist

let’s steal britney’s babies !!! who’s with me ???

Oh Stend, ur hart is alwayz in the right playce! Who cud nawt be with you?