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Yay! Panthur’s first.
but u iz NOT da reel Panfer. Dat’s ME.
Ohhhhh, thanx for teh fonetic tranzlashun, I ben reeding this rong fur awile now! “Dapanfer?” “Dapanfur?” Er…Darfur??? Srry, m stoopy hyoomun!
an heer i thot it was ment fud dish.
da pan fer kitteh.
fud dish.
or posiblee litrbocks.
Oooooohhhhh. I seez too. Teho – can u maekz me smiley face with light bulb lighting up above it?
No – iz OK. Werdpress prolly stil nawt cooperating. Prolly never will.
Dapanfer – I certainly wuz pronownsing it rong! Is so cleer now. If we hav teef, wai NAWT panfer?
Mewer yoo must shoorly meen!
No – I thinks teh mewer is kwite visible (and adorably risible)
No… An dun call me shirley.
tho thory.
Theo – is Thor’s remark bingo-werthy?
I’z cawlin teh muddershipz. U B sorry soon!
Nao, Rollz ovur and plehz ded!
I’m in ur yardz, crankin dat soulja boi
YOOOOOUUUUUU.
Lolja cat up in dis ho
Watch me mew and watch me lol
Watch me crank dat lolja cat
Then eat a cheezburger up in dis ho.
Okey Dadee, I iz doin mah chorz
I can has alowins later?
No you can not has. I broke.
…the sound of a lawn mower, switching off
And lef conspiku – conspic – rite in teh middul of teh yard.
Jimnasticat iz vry srs. Iz finkn bout bakflp 2 bgin hiz ruteen
balansin cat is balansd
Leanin’ kitte o’ pizza….
Meerkitteh iz on gard dootee.
flawerr fan—-mebbe tryin owt 4 roll on meekitteh mannerr.
I will be ur noo dominint! I swaers I will fits rite in!
*nom nom nom*
…
*Millyuns of fanz screem in terrur*
*Florid metafors ensew*
*Meerkat Manor uneckspektidly cansulled*
I hate it when my florid metafors ensew! rofl
Duz tehy do taht often?
Moslee rown heer!! LOL!
As lawng as dey don UNsew! Nekkees AND florid? Hmmmm….
Dis kitteh so srius cuz him dream ob da BIG harely wit LONG fork xtenshuns. Broom Brooom!
invisible bakdoor seckhs!
yr TOTULY doin it rong.
Tawffee Kitteh fyndz
sentz ub Cheezburgrz swurrleeng
awn t3h awtumm breeze
Sensurrz arz engayjjd.
Cheezburgrz arz kloase! No dowt,
hydeeng in t3h Howse
Hewminz seez Zawmbee
Kitteh. Will deyz surrendurr
presshuss Cheezburgrz?
Jack.
Yes, yes! The hewminz will shurlee surrendrru teh Cheezburgrz – cannot resist this byootiful floofy kutteh.
oh hai I trimmed ur grass
kan I has cheeseburglar now?
nom nom nom
also i has weeded
for extra cheez
kitteh vollybahl?
so the kiteh volleybahl
I gotz it…I gotz it
I seez somfin…
omg…ceelin cat can fly
ben franklin kitteh flies invisible kite……I think I gots it!
I thinks u duz! His ayes r lukin up – he is leening back ballanced by the pull of teh kite! If pikshur were moovie we cud probalee see teh wind ruffleing his floofy floofies.
I can has ruffleing in mai floofly flooflies?
Oh mai. Wehn u saiz it, soundz . . .a bit. . .(dare I say it). . *whispers* erotic. *blush*
Iz onlee reesun to wear skirt on windee day!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!
O B! I know it’s noon, but I’m still drinkin coffee and u maed me snert!
kinky gayla is kinky? hmmm
kitteh tayl givs purrfect kounter balanc.
I’m in ur yardz, crankin dat soulja boy
“go long… GO LONG…”
Hummmmm – this is reel gud, too!
YogiKitteh pracktising Chair Poze in class on teh lawn
wayt — wutz da hek be kitteh mowing? teh hedjj?
aize on teh grownd, kat! not want imbizibul toe injooreez!
or, kitteh is teh hedjj
(my scissorhands, let me show u them)
I fawl bak you catch me, Ok?
Okey, sumfing vry weerd jus happend! Clikd to dis paeg. Den, la-la-la, went to odder tabs in brouzer n wen I comed bak, diffrunt kitteh wer mowing teh laun!!! B&W kitteh! AND the linky airohs at top goin to sumfin diffrnt too!
HALP, I r in ICHC TWILYT ZOAN!!!!
u doan meen DIS kitteh, bai eny chanz?
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/04/09/invisible-lawnmower/
…is linkd undr teh mayn pic.
OH NOES! I reelly reelly ar stoopy hyoomun, musta’ clikded on teh link beneaf piktur. Nao I go slink sheepishhlee off to my corner…
Iz ok! ICHC iz plefora uv clikee leenks!!!
I git confooduld too!
Surrealitee – we kin haz it!
ands haow
Can you come over to my house and mow my lawn, kitteh?
Kitteh haz ecsullents poshture!
Kitteh iz tai chee mahstah dooin hiz rewteen
william chatner says, RELEESE TEH CHEE!!!
I can has Kitteh to mowz mah lawnz ????
akualy, kitteh at invisible barbq gril makin own damn burger sins no one wil gif him 1
WIN!!1!
I will gives him a cheezeburger… or two.. or thwee… if he be mowen mah lawns fo meh…
I has a lawns… iz not so gret aktuly…
kitteh can has RC airplane, ekwipt wit stelth teknologie.
Diabeettus Cat Does yard word
CATLIKE INVISIBLE MOWING DETECTED!
High on a hill was a lonely lolcat
Lay ee lol lay ee lol lay hee hoo
i doan see howzit mach teh foto — but much lolz enywai
I see, it luks laik mario – merio – kitteh on strings.
ah!
IMBIZZIBUL PUPPI TEER!
Oh noes! Luks lyke rayn! Bettr gets teh lawnn done B4 it rayns!
i can now be pronowncin u kitteh an wife — kitteh? KITTEH!!
*thunk*
TIMBURRRRRR!!!!111!!!
Dats teh furst ting dat popped inna mai hed.
Kitteh luks liek gonna fawl bakwar.
wadda shame.
stepfordkitteh used to be a high-powered, neurotic, castrating, Manhattan career beyotch who only wore balck.
now she only wants to do laundry and hang it out to air dry.
Stoopy poosh mohwer. Ai can haz ryddink mohwer wif pedduls n stering weel n kup hoaldr fer mai mihlk?
Invidsibl dowzin kitteh sez dig cheezburger well rat heer.
Ugh. jest thinging abut teh lawnmower makes me sneez.
Yankee cat hits a line drive to right field.
Red Sox cat moves in for the catch.
He throws to third base and retires the side.
Yay Red Sox!
Ackshully, dis kitteh is pruf dat teh kittehs r pracitisin teh bipedal loco-moshun as part of vast cormspeerasee to take ober teh wurld.
BOB SAGET!!!
sry, BS is awtomatik FAIL.
nots pas Go. nots clekt 100 burgrs.
how do you see images