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invisible mower

Invisible Mower

This is not teh only cat that does yard werk.

photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: aw61

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84 Comments »

Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.

dapanferkitteh

but u iz NOT da reel Panfer. Dat’s ME.

pollosmoky

Ohhhhh, thanx for teh fonetic tranzlashun, I ben reeding this rong fur awile now! “Dapanfer?” “Dapanfur?” Er…Darfur??? Srry, m stoopy hyoomun!

Teho

an heer i thot it was ment fud dish.
da pan fer kitteh.
fud dish.

or posiblee litrbocks.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Oooooohhhhh. I seez too. Teho - can u maekz me smiley face with light bulb lighting up above it?

No - iz OK. Werdpress prolly stil nawt cooperating. Prolly never will.

Dapanfer - I certainly wuz pronownsing it rong! Is so cleer now. If we hav teef, wai NAWT panfer?

 
 
 
 
 
Pick

Mewer yoo must shoorly meen!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

No - I thinks teh mewer is kwite visible (and adorably risible)

 
Thor

No… An dun call me shirley.

 
JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Theo - is Thor’s remark bingo-werthy?

 
 
 
Fionn

I’z cawlin teh muddershipz. U B sorry soon!

 
Thornius

Nao, Rollz ovur and plehz ded!

 
Hammerlock

I’m in ur yardz, crankin dat soulja boi

Ian

YOOOOOUUUUUU.

Lolja cat up in dis ho
Watch me mew and watch me lol
Watch me crank dat lolja cat
Then eat a cheezburger up in dis ho.

 
 
D.R.

Okey Dadee, I iz doin mah chorz

I can has alowins later?

Madison

No you can not has. I broke.

i phi

the sound of a lawn mower, switching off

Duffy

And lef conspiku - conspic - rite in teh middul of teh yard.

 
 
 
 
panther

Jimnasticat iz vry srs. Iz finkn bout bakflp 2 bgin hiz ruteen

 
mumrik

balansin cat is balansd

 
Michelle

Leanin’ kitte o’ pizza….

 
paws4thot

Meerkitteh iz on gard dootee.

karen

flawerr fan—-mebbe tryin owt 4 roll on meekitteh mannerr.

SarahD

I will be ur noo dominint! I swaers I will fits rite in!
*nom nom nom*

*Millyuns of fanz screem in terrur*
*Florid metafors ensew*
*Meerkat Manor uneckspektidly cansulled*

gayla34

I hate it when my florid metafors ensew! rofl

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Duz tehy do taht often?

B!

Moslee rown heer!! LOL!

As lawng as dey don UNsew! Nekkees AND florid? Hmmmm….

 
 
 
 
 
 
Lucy

Dis kitteh so srius cuz him dream ob da BIG harely wit LONG fork xtenshuns. Broom Brooom!

 
 
Jack Deth

Tawffee Kitteh fyndz
sentz ub Cheezburgrz swurrleeng
awn t3h awtumm breeze

Sensurrz arz engayjjd.
Cheezburgrz arz kloase! No dowt,
hydeeng in t3h Howse

Hewminz seez Zawmbee
Kitteh. Will deyz surrendurr
presshuss Cheezburgrz? :-)

Jack.

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Yes, yes! The hewminz will shurlee surrendrru teh Cheezburgrz - cannot resist this byootiful floofy kutteh.

 
 
Bill Lolgates

oh hai I trimmed ur grass

kan I has cheeseburglar now?

nom nom nom

 
 
robnj

so the kiteh volleybahl

I gotz it…I gotz it

 
 
 
gayla34

ben franklin kitteh flies invisible kite……I think I gots it!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

I thinks u duz! His ayes r lukin up - he is leening back ballanced by the pull of teh kite! If pikshur were moovie we cud probalee see teh wind ruffleing his floofy floofies.

gayla34

I can has ruffleing in mai floofly flooflies?

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Oh mai. Wehn u saiz it, soundz . . .a bit. . .(dare I say it). . *whispers* erotic. *blush*

B!

Iz onlee reesun to wear skirt on windee day!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!!

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

O B! I know it’s noon, but I’m still drinkin coffee and u maed me snert!

 
 
gayla34

kinky gayla is kinky? hmmm

 
 
 
 
 
brainfire

kitteh tayl givs purrfect kounter balanc.

 
Dude

I’m in ur yardz, crankin dat soulja boy

 
stend

“go long… GO LONG…”

JanetCanHas4Kittehz

Hummmmm - this is reel gud, too!

 
 
SarahD

YogiKitteh pracktising Chair Poze in class on teh lawn

 
Teho

wayt — wutz da hek be kitteh mowing? teh hedjj?
aize on teh grownd, kat! not want imbizibul toe injooreez!

pittypat

or, kitteh is teh hedjj
(my scissorhands, let me show u them)

 
 
PerryThomas

I fawl bak you catch me, Ok?

 
pollosmoky

Okey, sumfing vry weerd jus happend! Clikd to dis paeg. Den, la-la-la, went to odder tabs in brouzer n wen I comed bak, diffrunt kitteh wer mowing teh laun!!! B&W kitteh! AND the linky airohs at top goin to sumfin diffrnt too!

HALP, I r in ICHC TWILYT ZOAN!!!!

 
pollosmoky

OH NOES! I reelly reelly ar stoopy hyoomun, musta’ clikded on teh link beneaf piktur. Nao I go slink sheepishhlee off to my corner…

B!

Iz ok! ICHC iz plefora uv clikee leenks!!!

I git confooduld too!

Surrealitee - we kin haz it!

 
 
 
 
narniavalon

Can you come over to my house and mow my lawn, kitteh?

 
Jess

Kitteh haz ecsullents poshture!

 
conscious cat

Kitteh iz tai chee mahstah dooin hiz rewteen

pittypat

william chatner says, RELEESE TEH CHEE!!!

 
 
mouse

I can has Kitteh to mowz mah lawnz ????

 
JH

akualy, kitteh at invisible barbq gril makin own damn burger sins no one wil gif him 1

 
mouse

I will gives him a cheezeburger… or two.. or thwee… if h