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clever cat is very clever … and helpful too!
hepful kitteh not as hepful as kitteh finks him is.
[sideways glance at Rikki]
Oh, how cyoot is taht. I has seen teh Rikki. How can u be typin at awl when teh fingerz ar needed to be scritchin teh Rikki!
helpful Rikki is too helpful
Rikki is alwaiz teh hepful – stoopid hoomin jus donut unnerstan wut kitteh iz tryin 2 doo. Mebbe u shud install Mr. Bounce on ur lap to protec gainst rikkihep.
o pls. u NOES wut hapens den.
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/hyup.html
Teh shoorest way to not get sumthin dun iz to hab my kittehs ‘help’ me.
mai noo bebeh, Pawsquale, be lernin to halp wif da puter, n alreddy can haz discubry ob da interweb. he luffs to jus sitz in mah lap n watchez wyl ai tipe. hims fabrut playze iz (ob coarse) ICHC! but sumtymes dah kitteh pikshurs skeers him n hiz widdle hackls go up n he very tryz hard to luk feeroshus. den him hiding in da crook ob my arm so da big pikshur kittehs no seez him.
haz i mench… menth… er, sed latlee dat i iz so happee wif my noo behbeh? jus sayin.
o kay naow…
wuts de Rikki ???
u shud chek da link dat Teh-0 postid – splains all bout teh Rikki an teh MISTER Bounce. Teh Bounce-Meister iz teh AlfaKatz, da marmuhlade phattipuss.
dis remayns one ob da sweetest pitures we haz eber seen. da look on rikki’s face, da trust and sheer comfurt ob knowing what “fureber home meens”–you cudnt hab orderered a better foto.
and ob CORSE he not helpful, he a KITTEN! silly hoomin.
HURRY!!! Ceiling cat is going to see us!!!
Bingo!
Sumtiem soon, sum nooBs r goin to cum alawng and will bee wundering wai we is alwayz going “Bingo!”
so haw com yu ahl r sain “Bingo”?
…an we wils laff all teh hardr.
Wai u sez ‘bingo’ alda tiem?
(Sawwy….cudn’t hep meseff!)
Dammit! I waz one squar awai, jus needed “I’m in ur _ doing _”!
blk ketteh lookin for lurv online
kyoot single blak kitteh, iso hoards of adoaring hoomins hoo be clevver an obsesst with cheezburgers. nah, forget it. i’ll never fine such a place.
LOL
oh kitty tank you, i could not finds spacebar on mai own. you is life savor, here have teh goosheyfood and teh kittehnip. oh brave little kitty ware would i be wifout you
(end sarcasm)
U wr bein sarcastic??? I wudda meant it!
u would be sarcastic too, if you had kitteh who think key board nice place to take nap! Specially when you need laptop for to be working for a living!! i go to get drink or foodz or somefink “oh hai, you do not need your keyboard” one time i is doing checks for a file that needz be done yesterday, and i type type typeing away, take drink of pepsi, kitty lay kitteh face over right half of keyboard, paw on my hand! i did not need that part of teh keyboard i guess
Well – kitteh no what gud 4 u – u wrk FAR 2 hard & shd rest!
Mai Barney duz taht, too! Is amazing whut he can maek keybord do with hiz back. Mai bookmark fur this site now is just a burger and . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . where used to say “I can has…” He also maek pyooter maek stranj noyses – I don’t know whut he duz. I can’t do it!
Often, I wud liek to maeks teh commentz heer, butt cannawt, fur Barney be awn teh keyboard, so I just uses mouse and luks!
LOL!
Ma fren whoo gots kittehs has Piglet kitteh, he lieks keebord too!
Wun day ma fren gits up, seez IM iz opin on her pooter. Menneee teksts, most say “lksdjnbbvss skd” an stuff. Wun fren repliez at 3am “This iz a cat, izn’t it?” Much LOL! Piglet 3amIMkitteh!!
Becuz: <i<Cat like typing detected
oops, ma html skils r teh suxxor…
Dat noise is mah putr sain git off!! Mah floofy Bella is leik teh haet frum teh fan. If Iz not watchin her close, she shutz me down.
*lol*
i has many pictures of mischief being “helpful”…including one from teh day of half a keyboard…i must upload and link i suppose. kitteh face coving alf of keyboard is background on mai cellular
I luv dat storee about teh kitteh on IM at 3 AM. LOL!
Mai kitteh Lex is alwaes gettin in teh way of mai webcam. I be tawking to a frend onlyne and all teh sudden HELLO KITTEH BUTT, faesing teh camera.
Mebbe he finks itz a pr0n camera?
Mai sister tawld mee her kittehs whuz very close to ordering sumthing from eBay!
LOL
kitteh jes wantd 23 hep!
ooups! I meant 2…not 23.
Hai – you needz wot we call “compy catz” ( == computer catz). Our kittehz iz all gud compy catz, they kno theyz cannot walk or sleep on keebordz.
BUT, this yeer, we gotz two Meezers. Oh boiz! Theyz not know from keebords AT ALZ. They say, evewy part of hows is theirz! Inklewding keebordz and such fings.
Ooh, dat remaindz meh. I ewsed 2 wurk for IBM, and wan dai, woman callud and sedz hur keybordz got keybordz error evry mornin. Turneded owt her kitteh sleeped on it evry nait.
Otha women callud, said “mah keybordz not wurkin, maibe mai kitteh piddled on it?” I saidz I dunt knoa, I dunt knoa hur kitteh.
Mai seenyur kitteh Midas veree proacc . . . porect . . . pooshy wen him wantz skritchez. If Im typpen or unis teh mowse, him wil shuv hed rite under mai hand!
Mai bebbeh kitteh Mimi sitz on top uv monniter an doez Snoopy-vulchur over teh edg watchin teh screen. Sumtimez trys tu ketch kerser. Sillee kitteh.
No, hey, wait, where IS the spacebar?? I see a bunch of little keys where the spacebar should be. Is my vision wonky or is that a special kb?
[squints]
duno.
huh.
mmmMMMMMMMmmmmm. . .soft, furree, floofee kb. *snorgle, snorgle, snorgle*
no wunder deh stoopy hooman needz help … cannot even buy deh rite keyboard
wwwwooah! thas wie… wei… strangh!
cat like keyboard detected.
Stoopid human – ur doin it wrong!
I has turmpapr due 2day. I can has halp?
k, furst go tu i-c-a-n-h-a-z … oh nevvver miend, jus moov i do it
I have a 12mo (hyumin) who is similarly helpful all the time! She finds the mouse for me. Constantly. There is something to be said for corded mice, hyumin kittehs can’t run off wif ‘em.
As easily.
Or at least they don’t get as far. heh.
skrollin…. ur doin it wrong. Let me showz u wat to do wif ur mowse.
Wait wait!.. gits dose birdzys bak on teh sreen, i luv dees natre sitz
CAT-LIKE HELPING DETECTED.
BINGO!!!!
doncha need 5 in a row fr binglol?
or is u folowing teh eezy kidy roolz?
Dey has to be awl in a row together? Or just seqwential? Seqwential easy kiddie roolz?
hmm.
mabeys we shud figgr dis stufs owt befoar we starts play teh binglol fr akshul reel burgers.
BINGO!11!1
I no, playd reel weh yestidy, gotz onlee 3.78 burgrz!
Oh noes, nawt 3.78 burgrz!! Must hav been troll passin throo.
Fiv uf harts to sicks of shovals
spidercat solitail, ur doin it wrong.
Seems 2 me dat wai bak in da iceage lolcats speek gotz invvented bi kitteh typin wif big paws n no oppozible tums. Kitteh, uz is 2 butiful 4 compootr werk. Help u human in udder waz. If not, we getz new dialekt ob lolcats and wez al haz to starz all ober agin!
Nevuh tern down a helpinpaw!
Get in da car, it sez dey has new Cheezburger at Wendy’s
wif BAYCUN!!
“Cheezburger at Wendy’s” iz oder wurd for “Lion?”
werkd fr me.
[nom nom slurp]
Oh, kitteh, yoor meer ezistance iz helpin!
Sawft paw on ma han, warm bodee on ma lap.
Trusting fayce looks up an sez, lets snuggle an have a nap!
yup ^^
. .
=,=
darn! ah trwyd ta maek ah kiteh fayc, but ah fayled
Is Pikasso kitteh fayc!
iz picatto fayc?
o yea! ah todalli mint tew dew dat!
hee hee!
I’z in ur Amazon account, ruinin ur recommendashunz
iz in ur netflix que. where da kitty porn?
WIN!!!!
Mrs Mark haf ruined mah rekumendashuns wif mani orders of knitting bewks.
Now Amazon fink i wants more knitting bewks and not teh nerdi sci-fi whut i reely needs.
Kitteh needs tu get own akkounts
orrrrr…….u coulds just take up knitting?
)
U culd…. knit scifi stuffs?
Mai frind nitted a Dalek!
Wun tym I seed on eBai sumwum crochayed a Cthulu vybbratur cozee.
Seereyusly. I is not kiddin. Wuz reelee scaree.
LOL… dat is jus rong
dere is missus markdaycomedy? Yew has a BILT IN Awedience!
kin eye tell frendz? dere bet here dat yew has missus or mister or none or both, yew is braking kitteh harts all ober da sity!!!!!
*teezing da MDC mahn, cuz ai kan*
Mrs. MDC cud knit mani kul tings, liek Henry Rollins dolls!!!!
Awwww. offisskitteh!
Ah don cayr ifn yus ate teh spacebar…
Kitteh sai, “Daddee, letz go to teh Doppshun Site an fines me a fren!! Pleeeeeze, daddee? We will bees good an not ter up teh howse playin, I promisus! Pleeeeeze?”
Dey looks.
“Dang,” kitteh sayz,”did not noes hsus.org bee such an innersestin an informutive and fun site..I tinks peepuls on ICHC wud lak dis site…”
wat u meen i no get royaltees for being on this icanhascheezburger site??
Kitteh sex: Thx fo helpin mee, hyumin
[snicker] …typo!
like i always sex: to err is hoomin, but to reely mess things up it takes a kitteh.
like i always s3x:
to err is human, but to reely mess things up it takes a kitteh.
(whatz with this crappy word filter aneewayz?!)
(and to reeeely slip up it takes a freudian)
sumtiemz a falic simbul is jus a falic simbul
lolcat speak is starting to really tak ovah mai lif … my cowurkers are used to me saing tings like “oh noes” and so forth. Dis morning i walk past stack of newspapurs ready for deh recyclin’ and the headline started out “Local Cash Needs …” but i thought i see “LOL Cash Needs …”
it wudn’t be so bad if weren’t a professhunal teknical writer … duz anybudy need a lol teknicale writer? will wurk fer gooshifud
well, gooshifud and subskripshun to the new yawk tymes
I is a editor. Lolspeak not so grate, acshully. Peeps gettin yoozed to me signin eeemails kthxbai
2day I herd screemy widdle boi, and I tort widdle boi wud say “DO NOT WANT!”. He diddunt, tho.
Citations, Chicago Manual Style: “You’re doing it wrong!”
De best thing yuz gud for is teh opposabul fum, so I just push yr hand an then tell yu when to clik, okeh?
Dere’s dat annoyin paperclip agin. I ketches him, I bats him into next week!
wayt til u sees teh serch puppi.
did yu knows yu can change it to a serch kitteh? yu can! i has a cuoot litl serch kitteh which mrews and ebrythin.
i prifer tu keep ma cats an ma pyootrs seprit.
Deth to paperclip! Stop helpin meee!
Moob ober stoopy hyumin!! Aiz bettr wif meeses den u r!
Letz plai wurld ov wargkaft. Uz can be mah pet.
Moar dotz! Moar dotz! OK, sotp dotz.
OMG! -50 DKP!
Lee run 2 centur! Mulgras run 2 centur! Isis run 2 centur! Whatebber u do, DO NOT STAND NEX 2 UDDER PEPULS!
Mah kitteh, he lebe keebord alones, cuz mama sqeeks 2 lowd wens he layz on its. He be hatchin’ de mousie instead. Prefers it, if mama’s hand be on it ats de tymes.
Java kitteh comes pakagd with Borland JBuilder softwhere. Wil help u correk logical and sintx erors!
thatl be teh dai.
Java kitteh is kross-plaform kompatable. Desk, chare, florr, sink, willz sleep anywhereh
Midnyte Kitteh can
haz much wittee anz hellpfull
withinz t3h sittee
Liddil arroe moovez
akrawss t3h Windo. Duzz t3h
Mowsee mayk itz go?
Hewmin iz Ellf Loard.
Kitteh helpz himz killz mennee
Orkz anz Draggunnz
Jack.
Lyke mah kitteh when wuz behbeh!
No matter how I try to say noes! kitteh drapes pretty self over compy.
Cuddle time!
iz he playin teh wowz? lukz likes it.
kitteh can gives fasillytated caMEWnicashun
kitteh sez hooman wanz you bring cheezburger foar to reward kitteh helper
“AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL”
All peepulz cn use a extra paw or 2
This is so cute! Did you take this picture, or get ot offline? Great job!! =)