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I has it.
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: taliesin
Sassy Cat …iz Sassy
oh nooes !! you haz dat ole black majic! de look uv lub
downz and downz i goes
rounds and rounds i goez
Johnny Mercer, FTW
as sung bai Sinatra… Ole Blue Eyes… teh 1 & onley
uh ohs … in deh homescribe haws, we iz all abut deh Tony Bennett …
Yesh – we referz to Frankie az Ole Shut-Eyes.
Da Kevin Spacey vershun is eggsellent. Seriuzlee. Midnite in teh Garden uv Gudd an’ Ebil. De man kin singg.
Ah prefur teh Vic Fontaine vershun.
Curious…the only version I eber herd was Spike Jones!
(punching up Winamp…add song…)
Mr. BG an I went 2 a kareeyokee bar wunce, and a older laydee sang dat song, an me an teh hubby kept singin teh Spike Jones sownd effects 2 eech udder. We wuz bustin owrselvs up.
OMG FIZZBIZZLE BBQ AND PONYSHOW :::::: SPIKE JONES!!!! OMG OMG BEEN TOO LONG, NOBODDY NOES HE NAMORE. THE FURSE FUNNY RECORDS EBBER MADE, LAFF SO HARD PMP. I MEMBERIES DIS GUIE…/SMILES
I noes teh Spike Jones person. I has teh Cocktails For Two on mah mp3 playr. I can has seen teh Horse Race film on teh YouToob. “…and comin up from behind it’s….Beedlebaum!” Lots of teh funneh. Moar funneh than comeedeeanz ov todai.
I noes!
had grandpapacat likd spike jones an MY momcat has original sheet music fur “der furer”
I passes lub of music on to gascat- gotta keep it goin!
der is a website out der where you can download spike fur free! would gib you link but dat maks my “puter frow up….. (my ‘puter is vista, if frow up easy…..)
momcat
FTW!!1!1
I likes the verzun sung in Destinee Terns Awn Da Raydeeo, iz Nancee sumwun… Berree nice luv storee wif weerdness an odditee, much win fur hubbee an me!!
Barry White has nuthin on this kitteh
Aktually – should be CAT-RISMA
oar purr-izma
lolz.
Hello baby…..how would you like to come see me sometime……meeeoooooowwza
an der she wuz: Trubbl
Ah newded it frum teh glint in her eye, frum her sharp shiny pawnails, an her namtag: Trubbl
“Ah can has no tymes fur trubble, Trubbl” ah sputterers owt awl lame lyk.
“Ah tink yu ken fine tymes fur meee..oww….”
Trubbl. an Ah wuz in deep.
Guy Noir
Chat Noir
berry Noir Noir
in deep indeed
i’m…to sexy for dis chair….
I can has Glamour Shotz?
dat’s tewtally whut i tawt. cept dere’s no seekwuns or fedderbowahs. galamarus kitteh is galamarus…
doesn’t need feather boa. that’s real fur…
dis tru. fedders wud be mutch moar win. da moar furs and floof da bedda.
Yeah! Da floof roolz.
Meowrr. Sexy kitteh is lookin’ sexy.
(Is it wrong that I’m lusting after a cat? I prolly need to get out more.)
gud idea
frum unner da cowsche? oh wayt. das mah howse.
lolz! db!
wow… I fink we can has fownd teh “Reesonubil Mownt of Trubbl” dat Nwah Cat wuz tawkin bout… http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/07/noir-cat/
I luv noir cat! We had quite a tale started on that thread. I always hoped someone would edit the parts we had, so ICHC folks could continue with our own noir novel.
Any volunteers?
is tu bad i has tu akshuly ern teh munnys.
yah, wuz mai thot ezzakly.
We can has publisher? Wif loocrative buk contracK?
yooshuly teh buuk hazta com befoar teh buxx, frum wut i gathr.
Wow, indeed. I canz just imagine this pretteh kitteh slinkin into Noir Cat’s office.
“Noir Cat” had wun of teh besst commentz threadz ever. I just red thru them and was stunnded by the brilliance of it awl!
Too bad kittehs won’t act. We have teh start of a super movie cast!
omg dis kitteh look lik mah kitteh!! neber sen kitteh look lik her. Cept mai kitteh has less wite, more tan, blak an over kolors. Kitteh has same koot lok on face.
Dat is wun sexey kitteh! Look at dat come hither pose! I’s ready for mah closeup now, Meester DeVille!
Duzn’t Lauen Bacall hav this luk? This kitteh is amayzinglee alluring.
It all bout teh lightin; U needz teh Vaseline on camra lenz also.
Hello Dah-lings,
You like? I have more cover shots, just call muh agent
Lots moor covr shots, parently…. kitteh wuz all over place on votin pages :c) Iz OK, tho, iz prtty kitteh u can look at ovr n ovr n still luvs to see (like Catrin zeta jownz)
Charisma
I has it….
got it on de ebays
Femme Kat-ale sai,
“Well helloes.
Why dunt u…..
cum up n cee me sum tymes?
And when u duz?
Bring 2 dubble cheezbrgz, unyun rings, large diet coke, junior bakun dbl cheezburgur, mebbi a happi meel and fillet-o-cheezburger.
PLus whutever ur havin.
Kthxbai.”
**Snort** “…an doan fergit to be sur it iz DIET coke, kthxbai”
Gud wun, COL
wate…..maek dat a fee-lay-o-fishie. or 2.
Darnit, noaw I is hungree, and I dunt eben LIEK Mukdonulds.
pfft… i doan eben liek CHEEZBURGERS, an yet ICHC gots meh to Wembys todai. sumtiem is McDongles. sumtiem is Burgar Keeng. is imsiddyus teh wai it gets into ma hed thru ma stummik!
wayt, dat wuz mabey bakwerds.
I is prowd to sai dat I is NEBBER desprit enuf foar the McDungles. Pleh, pleh, pleh!
Haowebber, I waz temptid tu go to Windys todai foar teh cheezburger wif teh sebenty-leben slyses of bakin! I waz gud, tho, an walkded to Kwiznos insted. (Sadlee, it waz nastee tudai…Pleh! *snif*)
Ifs u nebber wants ta eets teh fas food enymoar, jest reed dese too bukks:
Fast Food Nashun by Eric Schlosser
Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollen
U can has motivashuns to just sez no to McWenKingFC!!
I iz reddy for my closeup, Mistr Deville
kitteh no need sof foakis…kitteh r alreddy sof’ enuf!
Hooz ur daddy?
Hooz yur kitteh?
I iz named after him–Handsome Stranger
I can haz Ann-Margret?
noir-kat noes u must giv in 2 hur charmz. it iz jus a mattur ov tyme.
Maybee I r born wiv it. Maybee it r Maybulleen.
Cost u a hunnert cheezburgrz tu find owt.
LOL FTW!!
Such a purty kiddy! Princess (or prince)… My beautiful little princess ran away when I moved this weekend. Very sad here, many tears.
mak shur to put da pozters all arownd da OLD nayburhud, an da NEW wun, two. Kittehs get muchly confuzzled bai movin an trai to find da old hoos agin.
Maybee Princess kum bak!
She may come back. When I moved cross country, I left my cat with my son across town to be flown out when I arrived. She was gone for three days, then showed up on the doorstep where I used to live! Hope yours returns too.
I’m sorry your kitteh got skeered and ran away. I hope she comes back soon.
Poor bebbeh kitteh….poor momma, too! Doan giv up teh hope! Mai 6 kittehs all maded teh move safely, but I still worry dat teh one girl who hatez beein in teh house mite get hurtid….but she very smart girl…knows we givez her gud fud an lotza treets!!! Prayers go to yu an yur lost luv…good luck!!!
Ai so sorry kitteh got skeerded! Dey does hab teh senses to follow der own sents trayl. I hopesez she comes back soon!
Lala, hope very much dat yoo find ur kitteh!
Wen my Roody went missing wen I moveded, I put owt teh cage him wuz moveded in an lefted it buy teh dore. After 3 daze, Roody knowed it wuz hiz and kame to teh dore. I was much happy. Mabee yore Princess cud do teh same ting?
I hope yore Princess komes bak.
I did sumthin a lil like that fur my Spider kitteh… he ran away n wuz skared (not used to owtside), we thowt he wuz still aroun the house, but maybee hidin. I got a racoon trap (cage that u set up, n wen animl cumz inside, door closes shut — no hurts teh animal, but it contains them). I put canned herring (any smelly fish wuld do) in the back of the trap n waited. First day cawt a totally nuther cat — oops. Then teh second day, cawt my Spider.
I new bout teh trap cuz i wunc uzed same thing to catch teh feral cats livin round my house to gets em neutered/spayed/shots… forchunately had groop to help me (thru alley cat allies). I thowt I had about 4 feral kittehs — ended up katchin 10! Teh groop kept 1 kitteh hoo seemed like it culd be frenly , n we releesed teh rest bak after tey heeled, n we feed em. Teh cages wurk v well fur katchin teh kittehs, I mus say. If u google sumfin like – humane racoon trap – i sure ull find wun.
Sorry fur so long of post. I hope ur kitteh comes back to u soon!! I no how skary it is.
I think it’s just called a live animal trap. And would you believe – they even have tiny ones for mice!
wun compenee called havahart: http://www.havahart.com/ Der traps vry knd to animals.
gud luk findin ur prinsess.
One brand is “Hav-A-Heart” traps. They work pretty well.
Oh, no. =( Poor you! Poor Princess! Put her favourite food outside every day, and make sure you put posters up both near your new home and your old one (and in several places in between), and notify your old and new neighbours that Princess might be skulking around. Cats do funny things when they get upset. She’s probably just confused and scared. She’ll be full of kisses and purrs when she gets her family back.
So sorry! Hope your kitty returns safe and sound!
Don’t gib up hope, we all hopin u find ur kitteh.
The first time we moved, our Biffer kept going back to the old house. We had to keep going back there to find her. Luckily, it was only a couple of blocks from where we had been renting.
Maybe the new folks in your old place will keep an eye out for her if you ask them.
how sad.. i hope with all my heart that she will return to you safe and soon
Oh, Princess, plz to comes home!! U noes teh way! Is teh place wif the snorgles and teh smoo!
Lala, please let us know if /when she returns. Meny lolfrenz will be wurried ’til we finds out!
soooo sorry bout ur kitteh princess. i hope u can find her.
mah kitteh r-u-n-n o-f-t coupla months ago wen i moved across ohio. mah new naybers seed him oncet. but he nebber came bak. i noes he is snorgling wif sumbuddy new… i hopes dey lurvs him.
I’m gessin eberybody here is so sad 4 U an 4 Princess. Dey do come back. I learned that da neighborhood kids is good search party. MAybe at old hows uz knoz sum kidz? Ofer dem $30. Is fortun to kids. Dey work hard lookin for Princess for you. Dey turned up my babe kitteh, gon free days, in 20 minutes. I iz keepin Uz and da Princess kitteh in mi hart.
Lala,
Thinking kind thots foar u an ur princess
hopes u sees and snorgles her soon
{{{{hugz 4 U}}}}}
Az bery manee ithirz, hopz U findz her soon. Chek UR old ‘hood, an roun teh nu 1 2, an a strateish root frawm nu 2 old. Did U moovz far?
Remembr teh bok & fillum “Teh inkredibil Jurnee”; iz tru storee.
also doan furget to kontakt teh policez. unce mai goggie runned away wen we wuz on vakayshun. she wuz gone 2 weeks an i losted all hope. but den sumbunny akross town repoarted to poliz dat a skinnee goggie wuz eatin from dere trash. it wuz mai goggie!
Catrisma
Iz ready for meh close up, Mr. DeMille.
Manwhore Cat haz teh herpeez.
Is dat ware Major Pleh go fur R&R?
Manwhore Kitteh haz teh herpeez.
a deezees so bad, it had it twice
Mai preshus, yu ar so lovely an desirable. May I pour yu a bowl of fine cham-pan- ya?
LOL!
Yes, you DO, baby!
In spades!! Lubs dis pose!!
coquette kitteh is coquette-ish
mebbee kitteh iz tryn to buttr yous up fer sumpin. Liek anudder cheezburger. YUR cheezburger!
CharismaCat, meet your blind date for dis ebening, SpartanCat.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/10/01/spartans-tonight-we-dine-in-hell/
Dat mai date?!?! Dis sum kinda realutee show? Ware teh kamra?!
i taut you rite “ware teh karma?”
karma. i has it. oh noes.
Zmiyl; UR Oan Kandid Kamera!
teyr bebbehs!
ken yu imagin teh Trubbl?
Dun tri 2 fule meh, bejool meh
eder amuze meh r loze meh
Ize gittin’ hungree, peel meh a chezburgr
Must be Mae West?
Yup. Pyur az teh drivven slush.
dave frishberg!22
you due haz the catarizma
it’s vewwy vewwy true… yoo haz da karizma!!
Hew I stand the goddess of desiyah
set men on fiyah
I have that powah.
All nite long it’s dwinking and dancing,
some quick womancing
and then a showah.
I’m tired!!
Blazing Saddles!! Possibly the funniest movie ever made!
(If, of course, you see the non-sterilized, non-PC version!)
grazza razza! rramazzazrazarah! razsaza..rr..razza!
thnk yew Gabby Johnson…
ohhh. dat reeds awl troll lyk – an i ments teh funnee – lyk in teh twne meatin…
sry jnsn442!
It were authentic frontier gibberish, I noze :>
[gasp]
…it’s TWOO!
(line dat wuz cut frum da moovee)
“You’re sucking on my elbow.”
With much regretz…
Kant U see she’z pooped???
blazing saddles ref FTW!!!
Tirea Bancs sez: “Soree. We no accep hedshots of kittehs dis cycle. Besides, you are obby very catty”.
Doan hatez meh cawz ahm byuteeful…
…hates me fur wut i lefted in ur shoos las nite.
dat funneh!
Oh WUG!! I can has two kittehz wif de hunting skills – first time you evar puts a footsie in yer shoe to fine haff a frog you NEVER forgets to check yer shoezez in de mornin ever agin…
She is psycho. Don’t leave her alone, its interesting to read about her plummeting life.
coment undr rong poast?
In Soviet Russia, post comments…*SMAK*
OW! ok, no moars…
NOOOOOO dey be stealin ma binglol!…
now THIS reelee maed mee laff!
Duz we has teh roolz yet?
dese rulz rool.
deez ruls suk.
donts triez to foolz me, beejwellz me
eider amuze me or luze me
iam gettingz hungree
peelz me a grape
feel stoopy … rite diz post, den discovar dat major durands rited it furst, and better.
still a gud tune for charisma cat
d’oh
Nawt stoopy atal, is perfek tune for dis kitteh!
Dis mi face shot in mi publiciti porfold. Dis gotz mi da cober ob Vogue . Coy kitteh is coy.
model kitteh must run.. has go-sees wif top deesignerz
Success Story:
Last night I was at my yoga class, interrupting all the other students by my outbursts of laughter because I kept seeing this kittee in my head and repeating “Charisma, I Has It”. Well done!
http://www.wannasmile.com
hmmmm thiz kitteh has teh charisma, alrite….
i be hipnotizd jus bye luuking at himz
Dis trooly are what are called “a glamour puss”.
whaar u BEEN???? Dis grate comment shud hav been rite at teh top. Can’t bleeve no wun thot of this befoar!!
Now that there is a magnificent sexy cat!
facebook pose, he haz it
um….. Avrige