Charisma.
I has it.
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Sassy Cat …iz Sassy
oh nooes !! you haz dat ole black majic! de look uv lub
downz and downz i goes
rounds and rounds i goez
Johnny Mercer, FTW
as sung bai Sinatra… Ole Blue Eyes… teh 1 & onley
uh ohs … in deh homescribe haws, we iz all abut deh Tony Bennett …
Yesh - we referz to Frankie az Ole Shut-Eyes.
Da Kevin Spacey vershun is eggsellent. Seriuzlee. Midnite in teh Garden uv Gudd an’ Ebil. De man kin singg.
Ah prefur teh Vic Fontaine vershun.
Curious…the only version I eber herd was Spike Jones!
(punching up Winamp…add song…
Mr. BG an I went 2 a kareeyokee bar wunce, and a older laydee sang dat song, an me an teh hubby kept singin teh Spike Jones sownd effects 2 eech udder. We wuz bustin owrselvs up.
OMG FIZZBIZZLE BBQ AND PONYSHOW :::::: SPIKE JONES!!!! OMG OMG BEEN TOO LONG, NOBODDY NOES HE NAMORE. THE FURSE FUNNY RECORDS EBBER MADE, LAFF SO HARD PMP. I MEMBERIES DIS GUIE…/SMILES
I noes teh Spike Jones person. I has teh Cocktails For Two on mah mp3 playr. I can has seen teh Horse Race film on teh YouToob. “…and comin up from behind it’s….Beedlebaum!” Lots of teh funneh. Moar funneh than comeedeeanz ov todai.
I noes!
had grandpapacat likd spike jones an MY momcat has original sheet music fur “der furer”
I passes lub of music on to gascat- gotta keep it goin!
der is a website out der where you can download spike fur free! would gib you link but dat maks my “puter frow up….. (my ‘puter is vista, if frow up easy…..)
momcat
FTW!!1!1
I likes the verzun sung in Destinee Terns Awn Da Raydeeo, iz Nancee sumwun… Berree nice luv storee wif weerdness an odditee, much win fur hubbee an me!!
Barry White has nuthin on this kitteh
Aktually - should be CAT-RISMA
oar purr-izma
lolz.
Hello baby…..how would you like to come see me sometime……meeeoooooowwza
an der she wuz: Trubbl
Ah newded it frum teh glint in her eye, frum her sharp shiny pawnails, an her namtag: Trubbl
“Ah can has no tymes fur trubble, Trubbl” ah sputterers owt awl lame lyk.
“Ah tink yu ken fine tymes fur meee..oww….”
Trubbl. an Ah wuz in deep.
Guy Noir
Chat Noir
berry Noir Noir
in deep indeed
i’m…to sexy for dis chair….
I can has Glamour Shotz?
dat’s tewtally whut i tawt. cept dere’s no seekwuns or fedderbowahs. galamarus kitteh is galamarus…
doesn’t need feather boa. that’s real fur…
dis tru. fedders wud be mutch moar win. da moar furs and floof da bedda.
Yeah! Da floof roolz.
Meowrr. Sexy kitteh is lookin’ sexy.
(Is it wrong that I’m lusting after a cat? I prolly need to get out more.)
gud idea
frum unner da cowsche? oh wayt. das mah howse.
lolz! db!
wow… I fink we can has fownd teh “Reesonubil Mownt of Trubbl” dat Nwah Cat wuz tawkin bout… http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/07/noir-cat/
I luv noir cat! We had quite a tale started on that thread. I always hoped someone would edit the parts we had, so ICHC folks could continue with our own noir novel.
Any volunteers?
is tu bad i has tu akshuly ern teh munnys.
yah, wuz mai thot ezzakly.
We can has publisher? Wif loocrative buk contracK?
yooshuly teh buuk hazta com befoar teh buxx, frum wut i gathr.
Wow, indeed. I canz just imagine this pretteh kitteh slinkin into Noir Cat’s office.
“Noir Cat” had wun of teh besst commentz threadz ever. I just red thru them and was stunnded by the brilliance of it awl!
Too bad kittehs won’t act. We have teh start of a super movie cast!
omg dis kitteh look lik mah kitteh!! neber sen kitteh look lik her. Cept mai kitteh has less wite, more tan, blak an over kolors. Kitteh has same koot lok on face.
Dat is wun sexey kitteh! Look at dat come hither pose! I’s ready for mah closeup now, Meester DeVille!
Duzn’t Lauen Bacall hav this luk? This kitteh is amayzinglee alluring.
It all bout teh lightin; U needz teh Vaseline on camra lenz also.
Hello Dah-lings,
You like? I have more cover shots, just call muh agent
Lots moor covr shots, parently…. kitteh wuz all over place on votin pages :c) Iz OK, tho, iz prtty kitteh u can look at ovr n ovr n still luvs to see (like Catrin zeta jownz)
Charisma
I has it….
got it on de ebays
Femme Kat-ale sai,
“Well helloes.
Why dunt u…..
cum up n cee me sum tymes?
And when u duz?
Bring 2 dubble cheezbrgz, unyun rings, large diet coke, junior bakun dbl cheezburgur, mebbi a happi meel and fillet-o-cheezburger.
PLus whutever ur havin.
Kthxbai.”
**Snort** “…an doan fergit to be sur it iz DIET coke, kthxbai”
Gud wun, COL
wate…..maek dat a fee-lay-o-fishie. or 2.
Darnit, noaw I is hungree, and I dunt eben LIEK Mukdonulds.
pfft… i doan eben liek CHEEZBURGERS, an yet ICHC gots meh to Wembys todai. sumtiem is McDongles. sumtiem is Burgar Keeng. is imsiddyus teh wai it gets into ma hed thru ma stummik!
wayt, dat wuz mabey bakwerds.
I is prowd to sai dat I is NEBBER desprit enuf foar the McDungles. Pleh, pleh, pleh!
Haowebber, I waz temptid tu go to Windys todai foar teh cheezburger wif teh sebenty-leben slyses of bakin! I waz gud, tho, an walkded to Kwiznos insted. (Sadlee, it waz nastee tudai…Pleh! *snif*)
Ifs u nebber wants ta eets teh fas food enymoar, jest reed dese too bukks:
Fast Food Nashun by Eric Schlosser
Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollen
U can has motivashuns to just sez no to McWenKingFC!!
I iz reddy for my closeup, Mistr Deville
kitteh no need sof foakis…kitteh r alreddy sof’ enuf!
Hooz ur daddy?
Hooz yur kitteh?
I iz named after him–Handsome Stranger
I can haz Ann-Margret?
noir-kat noes u must giv in 2 hur charmz. it iz jus a mattur ov tyme.
Maybee I r born wiv it. Maybee it r Maybulleen.
Cost u a hunnert cheezburgrz tu find owt.