Ceiling Cat?
Are you up there?
Is ceiling cat watchin’ u? Tee hee hee…
photo: ICHCF
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Romeo cat is come luking fur teh loveley Juliet.
I wuz just goin to shout – o holy poop! But thot better ov it.
k ah doo it fur ya O HOLY POOP!
(hehheheh)
Y’all sed poop!
Hee hee hee.
poop, poop, de do ow!
mus be beddy poop kiddie….
POOP!
I should think not, since ya gave me holy poop! *smiles*
Dat wuz grate “cumbak”, Bubby!!!!
Yes, Bubby is verry grayshuss!
I hopes u noes I were only jokin Janet.
Yes, I duz. Wud add smiley fayce, but dunt know how!
gud une!
Whut lyte thru yondur windoe braykz?
wuz goggie hoo broke teh window, wuznt me!
Tiz teh Eest, & Jooleyet iz teh dotur!
Er culd be prince charmin, “rapunzel, rapunzel, let down ur hares”
nay i et them already … u too late, u get nuthin
heheheheh…..hilariously funny…… awesome….
Ceiling cat on vacation.
Spyin’ on ebrywun iz vary hard werk. Ceiling cat NEEDED that vacayshun!
He’s hassing some karots to strenfen his eyez
Ceilig cat is watching you lawl
SHHHHH!!!!
I’z waitin foar teh masserbatin to begin.
Dat’s whut ceilin cats does.
waches u masserbate.
( I would go get the link for the appropriate lolpic but i has no patienece to wait for wordpress to approve of my link post)
Oh look. ICHC put teh pic dere foar all to seez.
Nebber mindz.
*sigh*
Dere r nobuddy heer but us lolrusses…
Nao goes away, ur i shall tawnt u a sekkund tahm-uh!
lol!
u suns ov a muthals goat
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!
I’s slapping my hands on my head, but you can’t see it.
silly english kenigget
Fechez la vash!
Wut?
Fetch teh cow.
*sproing*
i’z not lieks teh Freench peepel cuz they sayed mai fover smeldz liek eldaberees. awso, mai momma not bees a hamstah, cuz teh kittehs wuld eet herz.
Silly english kit-nigget.
Whut up my dawg?
Ai iz nawt yur dawg. I not goggie, I kitteh!!!!!
I needz to no if uz der, ceelin cat, so I can getz awn wif my gettin awn. If u noes wut I meens.
Privacees, pls.
while the subject of monty python is still fresh in our minds
Ah-hem:
winks as good as a good nudge if you know what I mean!
I iz sorry fur not postin in kittehspeak
(hangs head in shame)
Say no moar!
Deer Ceiling Cat
heer mah plee
iz wantz whirled peaz
an cheezeburgerz
foar awl leettle kittehz ebbreyware
plz ??
TEHO – U see?
(ceiling cat is god)
not god, santa!!!
Whiskers! Sorry – I be VERY slow sumtiems! Indeed – Santa!
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it twice,
He’s gonna find out
who’s naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows when you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
not Santa Clause, Santa Claws!
I thought Teho was applying? or appropriating?
wel dat duzzit.
if god is kittiperv, i r ofishuly afeyist.
Teho – I think it’s OK. U duzzent has to be offishulee afeyist. Ceiling cat is – Santa.
butt – I may hav misunderstoo Ceiling cat. I thot he wuz innocent kitteh hoo juzt happened to be peering thru teh hole in the ceiling wen. . .he juzt happened to witness. . .certain activities.
Sweet. Now all he has to do is secure the bungee cord…
…Oops, too late.
Dis MI kitteh. Him needz 2 getz 2 da airduct to crawlz affer da bad guz. Uz jus wate. Him b gon inna flash!
Snakitteh even hidz under teh kardbord bocks
Or he cood opn teh duct, dehn hyd frawn teh baddeez in a cubbord.
“Are you there, Ceiling Cat? It’s me, Margaret.”
cutain opens……
lubs dat book!
momcat
I remember ROFLMAO over “It’s me, Margaret,” but can’t remember the ref. Somebody please tell this older person what this refers to!
kthxbai!
Wasn’t that the song by the guy who did “The Streak”….but this one was a guy makin obscene phone calls ….”It’s me agin, Margaret….are yu nekkid???”
dat iz a diffrent margaret. teh 1 she refurring 2 is teh 1 in buk by Judy Blume. Iz teh funneh buk bout hyoomin gurl coming of aj.
Yays, it wuz de Joody Blume buk. And I was so ‘cited to mayk my first comment on teh chezburger dat i spellid it all rong. I is meant to say “are u tere gawd? iz me, mawgret.”
taht was Ray Stevens
Ray Stevens be soooo phunee!
He’s free as a breeze
He’s always at ease
He lives in the jungle
And hangs by his knees
And swings through the trees
Without a trapeeze
In his BVDs
Dis was mai theem song in collidj! Waz co-captin of streeking teem!
U be hazing streeking teem? 0.0 I wantz finish digreez at ur skoolz.
COL, dis b wat ai waz thinkin ob. Waz it anudder Ray Stevens somg?
book wuz “are you there God? its me, Margaret” by Judy Blume
xclent keds buk
(ps I is gascat’s momcat- ‘puter been stoopid an fegetn me!)
i lawled @dis…gud 1
kitteh seez a moth …
Mai kitteh duz this all teh tym… at 2 AM
I waek up to MUMMAH! MOF! DEREZ A MOF!! MOFFFFFFFFF!!!!!
*tryeng to balans on mah hedbord* *almoas fall on mai hed wif poyntee claws*
So if I wants to has sleep, I has to tern on teh lytes, cliymb up tehre, and get teh littol 2 mm mof.
*sigh*
Dis b Pwinzess Ayla. Onwee herz do dis wid AWL bugs: flieez, spideez, beez. Wonse herz kills dem, dey b nomnomnomed! (Yuck.)
LOL
If mai kitteh killz a wasp, he leefs it behynd teh tv. Is a graevyard.
Dat’s where mah lolferrets hide mah shoes. So now I has 3 shoes wif no matc, and tv is being heavy.
Tri gettin teh LOLferrets a bukkit?
Mah lolferret be hydin himz mommah’s flippyflops and himz daddee’s keyses unner da enner…inter…da TV table. Makes daddee layt fur werk and nawt happee when himz has to pik up HUGE tv to leave da howse.
Old roommate had lolferrets… stolded insoles frum my shoeses. Not stole shoeses, just insoles. Lolferrets likeded da stinkeeez. (pew pew pew)
Dis sownds like my wifey! She HATES mofs!
How can you tell? All the furniture is still in place, nothing knocked off the table, etc.
Oh, wait…I’m thinking about a DAWG seeing a moff!!!
Nevr mind!
Mi googie lubs 2 chase moths. Her leaps and snaps at dem. Glad de don getz in cuz her iz still poopy but BIG poopy. When her cum here her da smalles mammal in da hows what gotz a name. (not speakin 4 da voles inna cellar). Her way less dan 8 pouns. All da kittehs bigger dan dat. Now her ways 55 lbs and R still a goofy poopy. How I geetz miself into dis?
Sounds lyke mai goggie. She 55lbs, 6yrs ol and *still* ax lyke teh puppy.
Ai wz tinking mebbe ceelingk spidey of dooms leadingk to leep-crash-silence-mrowr?
(obligs spidey-pig theem song playz)
“leep-crash-silence-mrowr?”
These werds r werth a thousand pikshoors!
Ai agreez…I lolled. Dese werdz sownd lyke 3 am at my howse.
Uh..seriously. I agree with commentor #1. Romeo…..Romeo…
yez
i agreez
i am cat hear me snore — ur name is teh winz!! :c)
I am inspired
Spydurr awn seeleeng
beez laytest pray 4 klevvurr,
Preddaturr Kitteh
Kwikk leepz 2 tawp uv
Chayr. Kitteh balanses andz
prepayrz 2 attakk
Wun leep shoodz duzz it.
Preddaturr Kitteh canz grabbz
Spydurr eezillee
If Kitteh shoodz miss
Dere’z lawtz ub stuffz 2 braykz herz
fawllz andz tryz agenn
Jack.
Invizibl jumperoo… oh wate. I see it tere at bottom of pikchur. Poor kitteh jumpd kleer owt of jumpr, n landed on chayr. Now wut?
Stop watching me masturbate!
Dawn: Nok free tymes on teh seeling if you want me.
Kitteh: I’s tryin, but cant getit. I want cheezburger.
hold mah drik and wach dis!
ROFFLE
famoos las wurdz
thems an: hey! watches whut I kin do!
Are you there God? It’s me, Margaret.
my thoughts exactly. thanks!
Look kitteh in the care-bean.
Heys…I close to heaven… I hear da knockin…bad for yous, hoomin…
(leave much kibble).
An she’s cli-im-ing teh stayrrrway….. to heven.
stoopy intarwebz keeps ating mah post. I gibs up!
neber mindz Iz try wun moar timez
nok nok nokkin on hebbens door
or
dunna ask fur whum da bell trolls IT TROLLS FUR U!!!!!!!!!!
lettuce see iffen tis wurks naow
lettuce! i luvs dat!
“anne frank kitty, you can come down now”
In zee sky, itza bird, itza plane….. AAAAHHHHHHH CEILING CAT
ceiling cat iz currentlee owt of survizz…
Haha… Romeo and Juliet: the Suicidal Cats
*darnces*
hao meny kittehs duz it takes to change a lite bulb??
none….let the dam dog do it!
teh lowst baybee…iz alwais in da last playce u look.
O Invisible man… Iz wantsa talk
Luk owt ceilin kat, Ah sense dangur!
Wherefore art thou, Spider-Pig?
Hahah…. Romeo and Juliet: the Suicidal Cats
Tabs is on teh diving platform preparing 4 a dubble back flip wif wun rotashun. If she nales dis she gets teh gold!
Iz U ther God? Iz me, Margrit!
…Iz me, margret.
o noez mah cheeseburger is stuck on ceiling
Exhibitionist cat waits for ceiling cat impatiently
Okey, ur gonna need ta run sum wires heer, and den we gotta remoov dis, an den hmm hmm hmm…. all tagedder, iss a gonna run u abewt 900 cheezburgers. Dats jus parts. Nah labur.
2 minutes after dis pic, laddercat turned into ceiling cat
one of the best lolcats ever
i can’t stop laughting xD rly
meh tinks me az found mah cheezburger!