Ceiling Cat?
Are you up there?
Is ceiling cat watchin’ u? Tee hee hee…
photo: ICHCF
capped and submitted by: meaganwas
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
Romeo cat is come luking fur teh loveley Juliet.
I wuz just goin to shout - o holy poop! But thot better ov it.
k ah doo it fur ya O HOLY POOP!
(hehheheh)
Y’all sed poop!
Hee hee hee.
poop, poop, de do ow!
mus be beddy poop kiddie….
POOP!
I should think not, since ya gave me holy poop! *smiles*
Dat wuz grate “cumbak”, Bubby!!!!
Yes, Bubby is verry grayshuss!
I hopes u noes I were only jokin Janet.
Yes, I duz. Wud add smiley fayce, but dunt know how!
gud une!
Whut lyte thru yondur windoe braykz?
wuz goggie hoo broke teh window, wuznt me!
Tiz teh Eest, & Jooleyet iz teh dotur!
Er culd be prince charmin, “rapunzel, rapunzel, let down ur hares”
nay i et them already … u too late, u get nuthin
heheheheh…..hilariously funny…… awesome….
Ceiling cat on vacation.
Spyin’ on ebrywun iz vary hard werk. Ceiling cat NEEDED that vacayshun!
He’s hassing some karots to strenfen his eyez
Ceilig cat is watching you lawl
SHHHHH!!!!
I’z waitin foar teh masserbatin to begin.
Dat’s whut ceilin cats does.
waches u masserbate.
( I would go get the link for the appropriate lolpic but i has no patienece to wait for wordpress to approve of my link post)
Oh look. ICHC put teh pic dere foar all to seez.
Nebber mindz.
*sigh*
Dere r nobuddy heer but us lolrusses…
Nao goes away, ur i shall tawnt u a sekkund tahm-uh!
lol!
u suns ov a muthals goat
Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!
I fart in your general direction!
I’s slapping my hands on my head, but you can’t see it.
silly english kenigget
Fechez la vash!
Wut?
Fetch teh cow.
*sproing*
i’z not lieks teh Freench peepel cuz they sayed mai fover smeldz liek eldaberees. awso, mai momma not bees a hamstah, cuz teh kittehs wuld eet herz.
Silly english kit-nigget.
Whut up my dawg?
Ai iz nawt yur dawg. I not goggie, I kitteh!!!!!
I needz to no if uz der, ceelin cat, so I can getz awn wif my gettin awn. If u noes wut I meens.
Privacees, pls.
while the subject of monty python is still fresh in our minds
Ah-hem:
winks as good as a good nudge if you know what I mean!
I iz sorry fur not postin in kittehspeak
(hangs head in shame)
Say no moar!
Deer Ceiling Cat
heer mah plee
iz wantz whirled peaz
an cheezeburgerz
foar awl leettle kittehz ebbreyware
plz ??
TEHO - U see?
(ceiling cat is god)
not god, santa!!!
Whiskers! Sorry - I be VERY slow sumtiems! Indeed - Santa!
Oh! You better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why:
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He’s making a list,
He’s checking it twice,
He’s gonna find out
who’s naughty or nice.
Santa Claus is coming to town!
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake.
He knows when you’ve been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!
I thought Teho was applying? or appropriating?
wel dat duzzit.
if god is kittiperv, i r ofishuly afeyist.
Teho - I think it’s OK. U duzzent has to be offishulee afeyist. Ceiling cat is - Santa.
butt - I may hav misunderstoo Ceiling cat. I thot he wuz innocent kitteh hoo juzt happened to be peering thru teh hole in the ceiling wen. . .he juzt happened to witness. . .certain activities.
Sweet. Now all he has to do is secure the bungee cord…
…Oops, too late.
Dis MI kitteh. Him needz 2 getz 2 da airduct to crawlz affer da bad guz. Uz jus wate. Him b gon inna flash!
Snakitteh even hidz under teh kardbord bocks
Or he cood opn teh duct, dehn hyd frawn teh baddeez in a cubbord.
“Are you there, Ceiling Cat? It’s me, Margaret.”
cutain opens……
lubs dat book!
momcat
I remember ROFLMAO over “It’s me, Margaret,” but can’t remember the ref. Somebody please tell this older person what this refers to!
kthxbai!
Wasn’t that the song by the guy who did “The Streak”….but this one was a guy makin obscene phone calls ….”It’s me agin, Margaret….are yu nekkid???”
dat iz a diffrent margaret. teh 1 she refurring 2 is teh 1 in buk by Judy Blume. Iz teh funneh buk bout hyoomin gurl coming of aj.
Yays, it wuz de Joody Blume buk. And I was so ‘cited to mayk my first comment on teh chezburger dat i spellid it all rong. I is meant to say “are u tere gawd? iz me, mawgret.”
taht was Ray Stevens
Ray Stevens be soooo phunee!
He’s free as a breeze
He’s always at ease
He lives in the jungle
And hangs by his knees
And swings through the trees
Without a trapeeze
In his BVDs
Dis was mai theem song in collidj! Waz co-captin of streeking teem!
U be hazing streeking teem? 0.0 I wantz finish digreez at ur skoolz.
COL, dis b wat ai waz thinkin ob. Waz it anudder Ray Stevens somg?
book wuz “are you there God? its me, Margaret” by Judy Blume
xclent keds buk
(ps I is gascat’s momcat- ‘puter been stoopid an fegetn me!)