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what a sweet pair of kittehs … i wish i cud have slept in this morning with those sweet kittehs
Me too! I miss my kitteh blanket. my stoopy finance is allergik.
that would be a sad-facey
get rid of the stoopy “finance”—-kitteh moar better lol
i guess i’m the stoopy one if i tink finance = fiance.
kitteh is moar better sometiemz
I was thinking finance = sugar daddy and it made me LOL
wen mai boyfreend muved in wit me, I tol him “da goggie and da kittehs heer furst. You no like, you no sleep in da bed wit me.”
He laffed, and now sleepz wit me on wun side an da kitteh on da odder and da goggie and odder kitteh (much odder!) on ar feetz.
i lukkiest kittehmomma in da hole wurld!!!!
u iz lukee kittehmomma!
i aktully lergik too, but i no care. i deel wif runni nose & ichy i’s
U R Luckee kittehmommee! Wer canz ai findz a boyfreend lyk dat??
hmmm….i founded him in kollidge, a billyon zillyon yearz agoes in the 1980’s, but dinn no he wuz ever gonna be b/f. he wait til i finished wit da ex hubby, den sayd “mai tern? plskthx?” Wuz dat TMI?
Noes, not TMI….just wunnerfull…:D
i can has gf tat liks kittehs?
So what’s the update? Did you get rid of the finance and keep the blanky?
Yoo needz noo fiancay.
jes need kiteh rite?
if he not super lergic, tell him give it tiemz. after maybe 6 week can build up tollerance to specific kittehs. i was super super lergic to my Mischief, but i was stuborn and refoosed to give her up. (maked my mommy very upset, i is sorry mommy!!) but by end of summer tiem i was fine. now has had her ten years and no problems. also, spend enough tiem with friends kittehs not to be lergic to any of their ten kitteh monsters, just little sniffles when i meets a new kitteh
moral of story: you tell him kittehs stay!! he get over it
i tryed splaynk dat too hims, but he no beeleefs mi. wen we gets house i bringz kittehs home so he ken c how lovy kittehs r.
you tell him stop being stoopy and just hug teh dam kittehs, stop being lamepants, kittehs are good for alargees, builds charactar
i tellz him dat evree daiye
LAMEPANTS………rofl!
)
Stoopy Bob LamePants?
Hug teh dam kittehs!!!
AHAHAHAHA!!!!
yoo tell stoopy finance its either you+kitteh or nothingk!
Bring kitteh home…tell fiance dat if he doan like it, doan let teh door hit him in teh butt…..srsly, nevur trust N-E-WUN hoo doan like kittehs!!! I has menny allergeez….an azzmah too….but I still has mai bebbehs! Dats what all teh medz are for LOL!!!
is true, you can tell lots bout peoples by how dey treat kittehs and other leetle creatures. if he no like animals, specially kittehs!, hims probably not so nice a guy. i dated guy back in highschool (oh so long ago, 3 whole years lol) him no like any animals!! none! him kicked my Mischief once and i dump him on teh spot. now he is abusive druggie, pity for girl who thought he was good idea.
he liky kittehs, he jes stoopy. i no one ov dees daiyes i will brink hoam kitteh und hee will haf 2 deel wif it.
i am lergic. i takes 1 zyrtek in teh morinn and 1 zyrtek, 1 singulair at nite. all mai allergies gone. even kitteh. get that man to teh doctor. i know thats a dirty wurd where most men are concerned, but he will be sooooo much happier if he goes, and so will yu. treating allergies is something you do “until”. until it werks.
it’s not like they will do a rectal exam or anything……LOL
rectal exam…lol
he wuz on zyrtec, but no moar wurk…needz neu meds…dat iz problum…he no want medz nemoar.
Zyrtek is brill, it halp me wiv dust allurgee!
Sum peeps reeeeeeeeelly allurgyk 2 animulz, tho, my son getz asthma attak frum goggies, evin wiv loadsa medicicicine.
My son got tested fur teh allergarees–gots highly allergaric to kittehs. Us had six kittehs; doc sed, keep dem outta his room, gib him meds, he be OK. Now we has 7 kittehs. Dey stay outta his room (mosly) an he only takes Claritin when he sneezly. Now he picks teh kittehs up and tickles dere tummees an snorgles dem. Peepls can get used to kittehs–jus needs motuv. . .motav. . .to want.
Hey dere Med_Maid !!
Ur comment on de elefant pic paige inspirered a poem on Subday.
I don’t noes wut I did, but de poem is above your “elefants nevar
forget ta snorgle” comment instead of below it.
Maybe I was so cited when I finished de poem dat I clicked on de wrong
repy to this comment linkee ting.
anywaiz, hopez u enjoys it !!
i feels teh love! my furst comment inspired poem!! oh teh joy, oh teh rapture!!
Unforeseen joy and rapture are the very best!
I tin ter is sumpin fianance can tek to fel betr round kittehs. Mebbe help get ok round em.
My roommate is allergik. My other roommate has beutiful long-haired kitteh. She gives him bafs once a week and vakkuums lotses. No problemos. No sneezles.
i wantz to git ragdoll kitteh…dey no shed as mutch as udder kittehs & maybee be ok wif takink bafs too!
U can also get stuff to wipe on teh kitteh dat rejuices teh allerjens. Kitteh lieks it better dan baff.
Our kitteh doez not minds teh bafs toooo moiche. He says meeaaaoooooouuuuuuuu but doez not fights.
ragdollz soh funnee! 1 ai noo yust 2 lye onn topp of toylett, lukkin liek hadd noh bohnzz atall!
Fiance can has allergy shot? Dey can do soem amazing tings dese days with medicine…
Makez da boyfren GONE!
me toooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
or mai sweet kittehs (dey are amoost dat sweet) and mai goggie….
but 4:30 ay hem com waaaaai twwwooo rrrrrleeeee!
Yr warmz – I has it…
First?
UR my bes fren…n I LUV U!
Dis pillow shur duz vibrate a lot
[PRRRRRRRRRRRR]
vibratee pillo good fur sor musklez! Put on NEplase dat hurts!
works on harts, too!
werkz on stoopy kemmikul imbalinse in brayn, 2! mmmmmmm fuzzy purry kitteh therapee…DO WANT!
I needz kitteh thrrpy nao…. zchool is krazy this week… I can haz yr vibratee pillo kitteh? PLZ? ktnxbai
Awwwwwww! 2day b my weddin aminversary, and dis pik remind me of my snuggly hubbeh! i luv u, sweetie!!!
hapee snorgle day 2U.
o fank u!
Happee annibersry!!
Happee Anneeverserry, Charity…..menny hopes for a happee lifetime of luv!!!
Bigfoot n Wheezy sez hoppy amniversry…n how many yeerz u b sellubraytin?
2!!! fank u verry much!
happy annipurrrrsery!
Much happiness and win to you both!
fank u everybodeh… ichc’ers iz da nices critters on de internets!
I will loves him and squeeze him and call hims George….
yup yup yup yup
Fab pic. I has a warmnfuzzy inside.
kitteh-bear hugz
much softiness
Tux is very possessively holding on with determined look, stripes is slowly opening one eye, checking, checking….
An tux is saying u no bodder us — weez sweepin! goes way u
Plz do squeezez teh
charminzkitteh. thxNow I haf u Und U can’t get way
I can do da hiemli… heimli… I fix da chokin kitteh!
heimilukbebbulazebilabuubulaheinielickbebbulazebilabop!
dang! Ize noes dis song butt can’t noe teh tytl!
i’z jus a jigly jello
an everwher i goe
Cosby sels me on teh teevy…
Cuz, eyyyyyy aan’t got nobaaaaaadeeeeee,
an nobaaadeee carez 4 meh.
Tanks! I noed I sawed itt onn Canadyun ore Mercan Idoles! Doze Mikal Booblay singz itt? – az wel az teh olderr guis, uv corse!
snuggaly snuggles 2 teh max! I neva let joo go.
U no can hab dis kitteh!! Myne, AWL MYNE!!!
Huni… Not 2nite
I r haz hedake
Possessive cat
… is possessive.
Nominative cat
…noms ur eer
Declarative cat sez,
“enuf iz enuf.”
Interjection ca-
FTW!!!
wups. hehe.
Akuzitive cat sez “I saw wut u did there!”
subjectif cat sez “If I did do it…”
OMG i cant evun sez hao much i luvs yu peepuls. fr totl srsly.
LOLo, LOLas, LOLat;
LOLamus, LOLatis, LOLant!
(mai deeclenchins — let me show u them)
Arrrr.
subjunctif cat sez “If I did do it…”
Case cloazd!
rofl Teho. these kittehs is havin conjugashunal relashuns
i luf dis… an duzn it just fiyur dat teh best wurd joeks can be has on forum wher eny propar langwij goes straet owt teh windo? o teh lols. o mai gutz.
ekstasee an aironee, livs togethr im perfik lolcatry…
(oi ELFINUGGIT! u cachin al dis?? wher u at?)
Eggzaktly, teho, amo, amas, amat teh LolPeeps & dere eroodishon!
Diz sureelist ting I seez all dai – an I werks in Soho (in Lunnon – home ov der freeky)
I’z habing OHai Skul Latin flashbax.
U guiz is phunnee.
TEHO! can it be taht u have just give us a Burgernation motto? Luks gud to mee!
“ekstasee an aironee, livs togethr im perfik lolcatry…”
Whut do u think?
Teho – u rool.
Oooh! I take bofe kittehs!
aw kittehs is so cute! lyke me an mah boyfren. ^_^
tygur kitteh: kwit skweezin
*poot*
ai warnded u
back 2 bee4 talk abowt stoopy fiance. Any gui no flexible ennuff of hart and mynd to want to try life wiff kitteh will in long run turn out to be not flexible ennuf of hart, mind and spirit for many udder fings very very important in life 2. I noes, I is old alley cat bin round block miny miny tymz. No good come from peeplz no want kitteh in they life.
i tellz him i guna brink hoam bebeh kitteh and den he c’s dat it ok. he luffs mie parents’ kitteh and no gets lergic to her and she shedz like no 2morrow!
he reelli is stoopy sometimes.
werk on him, k?
ppls r wrth much labors of luv, jus lyk kittehs
yul b ok!
I beez alergeec to da kittehs and I have FOUR of dem…doctr bean tell me to wash all my bedsy linnens in hot waterz onze a week and I vacuum lots and no haz problem unless I rubzy mai ize rite after pettins the babbehs a lotz…I tell potenteeal boy toys (umm..seegnificant odders?)…no like mai kittehs…no getz to play wit der mommaz. LOLz Don trust peeps who don’t like kittehs…they iz shifty! : )
I no trust peeps who no like kittehs, but I no trust peeps who no like goggies eethur! I hev purrsonal theery bowt dis — peeps who hayt goggies (espeshully littel fluffi goggies) probly no like littel kyds that much, en peeps who hayt kittehs probly no like teenajurs that much. Wuz troo of my grandmaw! She did hayted kittehs — and tho she liek me lotz when I wuz littel babi gurl, she didnt seem to liek me neerly as much when I wuz teenajur en start thinx fur myself!
Thinx abowt it, tho — kinda mek sents! Littel fluffi goggie act lotz like littel kyd (noyzy, lotza enyrji, getz under fut, alwayz wantz atenshun, but soo kyewt) but kittehs act lotz liek teenajur (moar independent, sometimez not want atenshun when yu feel liek snorgle, go off en do thur own thing)
Makes sense….
Laik ur teory. But remememememember…..nebber letz teh teenaij kitteh borrow teh car!!!!
I met mai husbin (no 2) on teh internets 10 yrs ago wen internets waz still teh noo.
I had litl ad sumplazs (can’r member nao) dat sed
“Kind to Animals?” cause i noo dat i dint want to waist time wid nobody wat dint lik aminumls.
I hev to admit thet even mah theery not alwayz werx, tho — en just bekaws sumwun like kittehs en goggies, thet duzn’t meanz u kan trust dem! Menny yeerz ago, I hadz whut I thott was grayt boyfrend — en wun thing whut mayd mi trust him wuz the fakt my granpaw’s goggie liek him. Granpaw’s goggie wuz big feers gurl Huskie/Jurman Shepard whut sumwun hev miztreetid when she was littel, so she not alwayz nyce and sumtimez havez attytood (espeshly tu stranjurs). When Granpaw’s goggie met my boyfrend, she satz down next tu him en restedz hur hedd on hiz knee — she wuz neveh that nyce to me, even tho I’d taken keer uv her wuns wile Granpaw on vaykayshun! She wuz no smartur then mi, tho — caws boyfrend turn owt tu be lying, cheeting snayk!
I feel like owr sehks have becum teh rooteen
LOL!
wye so few burg raytings heer??
my gess: sumbudys can has teh jellisee dat othr fokes be akshuly getin sum.
HEY, I AM NOT JEAL…uh…*coughs*…Some may be, yeah…
(Avoiding eye contact)
Oh, gosh, look at the time! kthxbai!
lol Johnson– must say ur humorus is growin on me
)
*hed splodes at consept of loljohnson*
i seez dat teh burgerkarmas can has gon up.
increesd.
ekspandid.
deys much bigr nao.
ohhhhhh loljohnson…
loljohnson syte wud deffinitlee nawt bee werk sayfe!
oh loljohnson. oh don piano. why i eyes ya? all da live long day.
heh i getz it u sa dat funee talkin kitteh vid rite?
tells him to takes allegra. workz fur meh fiance. he no moar sneeze
I haz one kitteh…I can has more kittehs? stupid lanloard said i can haves onleh onez kitteh. ne1 wanna gimme deir kitteh? i take good care! WANT MORE KITTEH!
diss soh stoopy! Petts R berry gud fur peeps butt soh menny playsses wohnt taek dem. ai joost doo nawt unnerstand!
just get another one that looks exactly the same. stoopy landlord not catch on.
Dis is my kitteh. Dere r mani lik it, but dis one’s mine
U thixteen
u bootiful
an u minez!
Kitteh Judo is nao an Alimpik sport.
I’ve got a pair that look just like that, and the same size difference. You will NEVER find them together in that position. The tabby is still too much kitten.
And then there’s the other four…
Awwwwww….how swete! Remindz mi ov oranj tabbi boi kitteh my famli had yeerz ago whyle I wuz in kollej. He nevur hold othur kittehs in howse liek thet (tortishel kitteh probly wudda klowted him gudd if he hev tryd) — but he did haz big brite yelo furri sokk wich he karryd almoze liek a kyd with a teddi ber! We offen finded him with hiz paws arownd it juz liek this when he wuz aslepe — so kyewt!
Dis is mah skwishy. He be skwishy, and I weel call him Skwishy. *poek poek* Ow! Bad Skwishy!
um… how did my cats get up there. I know those aren’t MY cats, but I have a black and white tuxedo, and a little kitten tabby that look enough alike it’s kinda scary!
Mah feeyansay holds me lik dat. Is vurry kozee.
EdenKitty,
Just like all people are supposed to have twins in the world…kitties also have a double out there?
Taht kittez is so keeewt~
me wants them kittezz…~~
teh YAOI kittez~
Hugs tiem!
aww… yung luvz
Where dis kitteh go? cannot see da image ne moar
I canna see da kittehs needer.
whoo needs finance wen u gots cutie kittehs??
kittehs <3 da luff of mah life