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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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Whu duz u ALWAIZ has to maek teh funnee fayce wehn we’z posin fur teh pikshur!
Cuz you ALWEEZ pinchz me RIGHT THERE when kamera goes clicky! DO NOT WANT!
MOMMMMMM he’s doin it againnnnnn
I sev u kitteh!
Maaaaahhh! He’z tuchin me!!
don’t make me come in there!
)
don’t make me turn dis ICHC around!
i really dont want to know
Chuck, lookit…San Francisco Louie has got up, and he gets Golden Gus in a headlock …
Yep Golden Gus looks surprised and not too pleased
Good Conjoined Twin Kitteh, Bad Conjoined Twin Kitteh.
dis produck contaids:
meckanucly separdated by-polur kitteh
shugar and or corm surip
……..
Mom! Luk wot followed meh hoem. Can I has him?
Troo storeee……
when mai furz son saw mah secund son foar de furz time
he said
Mommeee, Mommeee, can we keep him, can we keep him !!!???!!
awwwwwww… broke mai heart in a good wai
How old wuz ur furz son wen he sed dat?
He wuz three.
It wuz so touching cause u worries dat dey wont lyke de n00bie !
Hey Janet…off and running this post…nice position! Hope you had a nice day at the museum…
Gud moornin, Leaf. And thankz – we had a wunnerful day – din’t rayn! It wuz teh Lorenzo Ghiberti’s “The Gates of Paradise” panels (awnly three of teh ten) frum a door of teh cathedral baptistry in Florence (it Italy – pleeez to pardon mee – sumwon, tho nawt liekly, might nawt know). Awnly exhibited in three museumz in US, so we very lucky to be so close to wun. They is nao beyootiful cleaned and restrored – restoration tuk 25 yrs!! (Copiez r now and forever awn teh outside doors – originals to be in museum and protected.)
I had seen tehm meny tiems in Florence – used to live neer by. Wud often go to Florence shopping on teh Caturdays. ( (Wuz alwaiz Caturday when going to Florence!) But tehy wuz qwite durty (bout 600 yrs of bein awtside will do taht), and top wunz, being so high and I bein short – cudn’t see tehm so well. Wuz reelee fascinatin to see the restorin process az well. So happy I cud go.
Opera was, alas, just so so. I is very critical bowt opera purrformances. I haetz to see the stoopy (bad directing!) awn stage wehn I knowz tehy can do better. But liek fur awl live theatre, u payz ur munniez and u taeks ur chances! If u getz wun reelee gud performance awt of ten, u can be happee.
Awl in awl, tho – wuz grate fun day. Mai sister is wunnderful companion.
Sownz da awesum!!
I went to Gettee myeowzeum a fyoo weeks ago, dey had da Ordry Menajuree, inclooding Clara da Rhino! Payntin had been rollded up in a moosem in Jerminee, in da basemint! Sooo, dey sent it to da Geddee, it spended yeers restoring it an anudder paynting uv lion, den displayed it wif all da uvver Ordry payntings. Clara Rhino pitcher HEYOOJ!! Abowt 14 by 10, LIFESIZE paynting uv famus rhino in Yurp during 1800s. Lurv da restorashuns an purrtekshuns uv da owld arts, is berree neet an happitail.
I glad yoo hav da funtiem wif yur sista, Janet, much win!
Dey juz camed out wit a kidz book bout Clara: “My Travels with Clara” by Mary Holmes. Book talkz bout dat jiga .. jijka .. reely, reely beeg pitcher of da rhino! Go to da liberary an getz it!
persketti muzizzum?! omg! i can has interesting hissry of persketti building!
“1920 saw the adventz of electrix persketti. soon all of amerika was lit by this new invention and every street had attractiv lamp with glowing strandz hang down from it”.
I went to a NASCAR race in KC— now THAT is some culture—–redneck culture LOL
) Sounds like a great day Janet!
mmmmMMMMMMMmmmm – NASCAR race! Akshullee, I liekz car races too.
jeloos. I has eet.
Melissa, I do so wish u cud come, too. I think u mite be as fun to be with as mai sister!
Dis berry much heerowik kitteh
ai tolded uz t3h orenj wunz iz poyzun!!11!!!
Noes, noes, teh orinj wuns is VAMPIRES!!!
Must be poyzun vampyre kitteh – LUK at those TEETH!
eh!! kittehs do not seez colorz da wai sum stooopid hyoomins do.
Dai jus lub eachober da wai der supose too.
eh!! kittehs do not seez colorz da wai sum stooopid hyoomins do.
Dai jus lub eachober da wai der spose too.
I no cair! i luffs heem!
hez a rebbel and he’ll neber eber b any gud…
frum da dai he wuz borned (nawt de nite but de dai)
we noo he wuz trubbl (wit a cabbidul T)!
rhps ftw!!! when kitteh sed he didn like hiz teddeh, u new he was a no-gud kiiiiit…
an dat ryems wif P
wich stans fr *poot*
(sry… eskooz meh)
He is alwaze gud to mee, alwaze treetz mee tenderlee
He’z not a rebble no, no, no
He’z not a rebble no, no, no
To meeeeeeeeee
Nice!
5555 Good
Iz teh same kitteh as teh one gettin eated? Iz so heroic to save us from da monster kitteh after bein attackeded by kitteh!
Yesh, looks jus da saem as dem too. Beree brayv biggur kitteh, so payshunt wif liddle sibling uv terrer!
Luks sayme to mee, too. Teh liddle ginger kitteh – whut a liddil devel! N sweet, responsible bigger kitteh – tryin so hard to keep littlerer kitteh awt of trubble. Wil nawt succed.
HA!!!! I just red taht moar cloaslee. PHRASECOMPILER (
Noooooee1s. Hit rong key. So – as I wuz saying. . . PRHASECOMPILER! (do we hav wun?) please to record terrific (literally) new phrase – “liddle sibling uv terrer.” Wow! Luvs it!
Kant runn!!
Kant res1st!
Suck3d in by kewtness skwared!!!!!
Come 2 Momma kittehz 4 snorgle-fest!
Oh…. SPLOT!!!!
Hed xplodz frum kewtness….
Sigh…. fe3l bettr neow….
Momma going ‘way 2 ITALEEE!!!
W1ll m1ss mai kittehz at home (fri3nd stay 2 watch mai kittehz)
W1ll be givvin many cheezburgers (or Lasagn3 or fettuc1ne) to Kittehz Italiano. Will sai “Ciao” frm Lolcats USA..
(Iz Tri 2 bring back sum piktures)…
Tallyan kittehs eet lasanya, dnt dehy?
iz Garfield tallyan???
Onlee bi nachurizashun I tink.
Whar gwine, Hylas?
(jellus but happee, Yurp is fintiem neeto playc!)
Oh how wunnerful!!!! I wuz to teh Vatican Museum once menny yearz ago….it is mai favurite place now….jus wish I cud go wif yu!! Have much fun!!!
I juss had trip to nawthen itlee – nice wether, berry gud tyme – but saw no kittehs. Hopes yoo haf bedder luck! An seez mennee byootifal tings an eetz much gud fuds, speshlee teh gelato!
This meens u going “tiddlee tweet.” I’ve been wayting a lawng tiem to say taht heer! (Hint – just say it out loud) (Teho – sorry if I am over explaining)
Oh hai! Tis mai 1st post heer – Im an italian kittehlover, I did has long lurkin heer. Lotsa kewt kittehs – lotsa head asplodin daily! I habnt postid until nao becuz I waz still learnin lolcat dialekt. Nawt easy 2 learn 4 sum1 not native english-languaj speekr! Butt anywai…
U can has gud thym in Italeee! Wear r u goin? Tuscany mebbe?
kthxbai!
Hai, Asuryan, and welcome! I, too, lurked fur a lawng tiem – fraid to speek. U has lerned to speek kwite well, I think. Sounds gud to mee! Ur Inglish appeerz to be gud, too!
Is U Italian AND a kittehlover – or an Italian-kitteh lover? If so, wai is ur kitteh Italian? May we know whut ur native languaj Is? Hope I is nawt bein too nozee – butt I’m alwais curious abawt teh peepl heer. Is a fascinating bunch.
Hope to be seein u postin often!
walcom 2 u Asuryan! iz nyce 2 heer frum lolfrenz awl ober da wurld! bienvenido!
Hiya & welcum. U speekz teh LOLcat berry well, esp sins U nawt naytib Inglish speekur.
Luckee! Hav lots o’ teh fun an dun furget about us when yu over thar!
I’s supposd to be goin to Sicily next summer (mebbe, I hopes)!
Hi!! I leev tomorow & meh kittehz KNO sometim is going on. Asuryan, ur lolspeke is VRY gud – much betta den mi Italian.
Gud ting Kittehs unnrstand deh universal language of Kitteh Lov! Iz go to Venice, Ravenna, Florence, and Rome. Hav herd about deh kttehz in the Coliseum, and will bring deh lasagna to sai “Hi”.
Many thnx to the best wishes!!!
Kthxbai!
JESUS CHRIST IT’S A LION! GET IN THE CAR!
No! Wayt! Iz okai: I canz taek him!
mai teefs. let me show u them.
[counting...]
jesus christ it’s Alan! get in the car!
that was phunny— but I don’t know who Alan is LOL
no binglol.
Teho is jeenyus– he had a harbl but he eated it
BINGO!!!!!!
[flat stare]
Oh Teho. We luvs u so much. U has teh most expressive fayce!
Ok – taht is troolee wun ov teh funniest things I ever seed!
Everytime I luks at it I LOLs (reelee – big ha, ha, ha!)
Wuz U wun of teh liddle kiddehs alwaiz maekin funnee fayces when posin fur teh pikshoors??
no… buts teh bafrum meerer finks i’z eethr Jim Carey wunabee or just plaen bat$#!% imsayn.
ps. — bewar ov Doug, TINA
teho – ai haz confyoozd. iznt a flat stare juss a flor?
…ramp!
Oh, mai. How lawng can this go awn. Everytiem I comes heer, is sumthin new and coffee-snertin funnee. Thank goodness is late and I – Oh, I goes fur coffee enyway. Perhapz will need sumthing to snert.
I is almost sorry for turning your BINGO around on you Teho—–almost
Gayla! Hopes you is nawt so sorry taht u never does it again. Wuz a grate bingo! Perhaps gayme shud have better nayme – Zingo!
lolzingo ftw!
)
BINGO!!!!!
um. obviously i shoulda read ALL the comments in this thread before hollering bingo. my bad. now back to your regular lolspeak. k thx bai.
GUD LORD ITZ MAI MOTHUR IN LAW
RUN KITTEH RUN!
(We cawl hur “Teh Hugger”)
buttseks – ur doing it wrong
hmm, seemz to b mixd reyakshunz to teh buttseks
Teh kittehs is too yung and innocent fur such thots. Tehy knows nuthin of such things. Needz grown up kittehs to be funnee.
Nawt to feel bad – I don’t think enywun yet knows whut I meant by “tiddly tweet.” May hav to splayn befoar awl thinkz I just a babbllin ijit. Corse, by teh tiem I do taht, no one will be reeding it enymoar and awl will STILL think I just a . . . Oh, well.
Dis berry often teh cays.
I meenz u often get teh mixed reakshun to teh buttsecks, not taht it often teh cais taht we no unnerstan JCH4K.
Postin replais – I are doin it rong
SJ – U gave be a reelee gud moarning laff! Akshuly, I think U mite have been right teh first tiem . . . but thanks fur teh voat of confidunce!
O noes, is vampyre kitteh an his henchcat frum two pics bak.
Lookit tem teef.
Get teh steak an cruciefiks
Ai prefurs teh smashd potaytoz wit mai steak, but eech tu tehr own.
Baykded taterz wid steak iz teh bestest!
naw, masht GARLick taterz is bettr. speshully spredded awn stake wif bakun bitz for teh kruntsh.
teh ornj wun is trubul, 4 shur! blu ied kitteh iz teh passifyer. tryz 2 kalm teh udder wun. bof ov dem 2 kyoot… i can haz dem nao! *boom* goez mai hed. kthxbai
mah head assplodes bcuz uv kyootness uv round tabbeh puff fayce!!!
puff puff
WeirKitty iz on De Loz
MEYOWWWW!
weerkits uv Lundin.
Van Helsing kitteh curzes hiz lak uf ‘posable thumz
Orynj poysun martyr kitteh r protektin joo frum leffaul cyoot!!1!
Oragne Babbe say: “just little lives, Master. Just gibs me da littl lives!
Stripykitteh say: Yoz needs u hed shrunk, Renfield. I takz uz 2 da hospittle where Dr. Ban Hellsing takz gud kar ob uz!
iss same kittehz from “it eatz me”?
Not shyoor – but diffrent person listed as capper and submiterer.
i finks it iz diffrent…. iz orng n gray kitteh, but tis gray kitteh not warin teh eyeliner.
Gray Kitteh: “Oh the way Glen Miller played.”
Yellow kitteh: “Songs that made the hit Parade.” (Playing piano jus offcamera)
doez wuz teh daiz!
Teh orng kittehs ar so voilent…
awdyense: “hao voilent is dem?”
Tehy is SOOOOO voilent taht. . .
U meen tehy VIOLENT like tehy PURRPLE?
oh hai!
kitteh follows me homez from de skool. I keeps himz in my room, k?
kthxbai!
Hurrey! Gets de catneep nao! Iss de onlee fing dat may raverss hiz tranzfermashun!
MAAAAAWWMM!!
HERZ TUCHIN ME AGIN!!!!!
DIS TIEM ALL OVAH!!!!!
I DAONT CARES IFN HER IS TEH GURL!
I HIT HERS!
heh I WUS JUS KIDDIN!!!
yes momma. tiem owt momma.
Y u call my lil bruver crazee? He fine, n i luvz him jus teh way he iz. u leeves him lone.
Bebbee Kittehz tryz
owt Kewt anz Skeeree faysez.
Kewt iz winneeng!
Bayjj anz wyte Bebbee
Kitteh finkz himz a tygurr.
Himz duzzeeng itz rong!
Kewt Bebbee Kitteh
letz Bebbee Bruvver spaz owt.
Kewt willz allwayz winz
Jack.
Kewt certainly will allwayz winz – kitteh kewt, enywai – and so do YOU, Jack. I SO luk forward to see whut u has seen in teh pikshure taht the rest of us may have misseded.
WIN
Dis looks lyk it wud maek a gud albem cover piksher.
Winrar, Sista!
teeth, he has it
OH man i wonda what da face on the person took da picture looked like rofl
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this is one the best lolcats pictures ever!
Agreed!
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WON. Ttly
hero cat risks life for u
i bet the orenge cat likes it