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Drowned da kitteh!
1st
Dude….not funny. Seriously.
this joke is inappropriate if its referencing what i think it is.
dunt matr if is refruns or not. is dubl fayl. ful stop.
Ditto.
i think the idea is shes giving the kitty a bath, not drowning it….
I agree, cats should not be bathed unless they want to be in the water naturally!!!!
ive had to bathe my cats before cuz of bugs… sometimes u have to
@$$ π
That’s the skankiest, dirtiest bathroom I’ve ever seen. Hope your cats quarters are cleaner than this.
No kidding, that’s digusting. i feel horrible for that kitty!
I really wish you could just write here. I’m 12 and I know it’s a joke. DON’T SWEAT IT!
“tony = d-bag” sayz kitteh
o jus spel it out. “doosh” meenz “showr” enywai; is propree-ate.
is waht i call pwople insded of doosh bags. no izea whai.
I lieks d-bag. His has teh hip, naow sound!
Get teh therapy.
get teh HIDRO therry pee!
stoopy bob lamepants I presume??
well… who the h3ll posted this then? cause that’s the first thing I thought of
this reminds me of some of my relationships. then again, the last guy I dated told me I should have a tattoo on my ass stating ‘if you can read this, you may already be too close”
!!
“high winds may exist”?
Not like you. No joke; we usually seem to think similarly, but not the same, and I didn’t see that one.
Well den I iz moast definaytely goin to h3ll. I looked at dis, an my furst thot wuz the mommeh (who based on the unsanitaree condishuns of teh bafroom an teh pasty white chikken armz I iz ashure she iz britnee speerz) sayin “I nevar wanted u”. But den, I haz been spendin too much time on postsecret, so mai hed mite not be in a gud playse.
THATS A TATOO ID READ
sink make me dirtier. Please no.
what a loozer…yur momma musta droppt yu on yur hed a few too menny timez. Go play in traffik.
horrbl joak not funny
Instrukshuns furr the makings of Kitteh soop
1) Fill teh sink wiff warm waturs.
2) Add kitteh for teh flavurs.
3) Say, “gosh, i’ve never seen soup that thrashes around quite so much”
4) Abandon project
Instrucshuns are berry cleer
Onlee won questshun…
Does dis soup habs a flavur ???
Teh flevor is mostly of floof plus carruts.
If u adds carruts, dat is.
An da blood frum menneee teenee skratchiz on yur hans an arms an nek an spine…..
meh i sujest stuffn kitteh wif cheezborger furpst…
ad serten… j’nesehqua!
Step 5 – apply gauze, bandaids and antibiotic liberally to shredded human skin…
More like a tee – u jus dunk kitteh n soak for flavor then release.
Teh flayvor iz moztlee metalyk, U noze, leik humon blud.
[unsettled]
Zackly hao much humon blud haz yoo taysted, paws?
Jus wonderin.
Nebber trize too bee makin Kitteh Soop. It wastuz ur tahm, an annoiz teh kitteh.
/Not too menshun teh bloody nub u gonna draw back.
Sumboodyz getz dem fat laddys from da BBC whoz ceks peez houseese 2 c how dirtee dey iz. Getz dem here KWIK! Dis baffroom 2 dirty 2 wash bebekitteh. DO NOT WANT!
Yehhh! Dis haws so durty. Why I GOTS TO BE CLEEN??
next on oprah… “people who bathe kittens, and the kittens who love them too much”
I r in ‘greemintz!
dat sink r full of pleh.
I r nawt teh spawtless, but whi bave kitteh ifn howze kin be dirtee?
Meebe himz gotz teh fleez.
Dryed sope on rim, dryed sopy-water on fawset, rust stains, and fugly gray linolium at side. Not so dirty as to be worth makink big fuss stink over about.
cause kittehs is cleen areddy, and kittehs do-not-want baffs. dats why we gots to plane bout the durtyness. uvverwise da haws can fall in wiff da filf – its teh DO-NOT-WANT reason.
I new kitteh dat need bathz, he goed owtsaid for furst tiem and getted pooed on by otha kittehs. Pur kitteh!
da smell of fresh kitteh poo is like no uvver… agreed.
kittehs r not rly cleen … they has durt but it be spred roun reel gud wiff spit and tungs.
mah tubby kitteh has baffs sumtimes cause he dusn’t cleen himself gud alwais. mah skinneh kitteh is verry cleen and sh dun need baffs yet (we adopted her from a shelter only a month and a half ago and she was surprisingly clean for being a half starved stray that sat in a shelter for 2 days … did you know they don’t even feed the animals in some rural shelters? they just keep them there until Thursday when the badman comes … bastids)
but aneeeewai sink = pleh ; kitteh = squeee! ; baffs = sometimes needed ; skratches on hands = inevitables
Yeh, an dried sopey toofpasty spitty gargly water in unwashd zink wher kitteh goin to get cleen an helfy. ryt. an dose nut rust stayns, dat be gunk an mild-ewwww.
But makin big fuss stink is so much fun!
Dis bafroom sevrul steps ober teh cleen vs dertee line. *shudder* Btt hyommunz prolly givn kitteh teh baff for a good reezn. He will furgiv and furget.
are we sure the kitten didn’t just shake that mess off all over the room, like a dog?
WHIRRRRR – look ma !!! all clean !!!
I takes it back. U defnitely NOT fat, Mama!!
But u r blonde……
ittehbittehkitteh…
i thinks u coot an pritteh.
i think it such a pitteh
dat you dunt lib in ma citteh!
(scuse meh… ur handl med me rhymy.)
fanks!! u maded a nice pome for me! =^..^=
I wuvs u too, bebeh kitteh, but…
….u haz a smell. Pleh!
Meh bebbeh kitteh had teh awfulist odorz wen hurz comez to meh howse. We resqooed hurz frum teh dumpstar at a biznuss. We haz to givs teh bebbeh teh baff. First hurz was liek NOOOOOOOOOO NEW MOMMEH AN DADDEH no baffiez, but I dumpted teh waturz on hur backses and hurz new dat reesistnance twer footile. Hurz wassntteh happeh bebbehkitteh but least hurz not smellin liek teh trashiez no moar.
Meh bebbehkitteh is bout 3 now…still no liek teh bafroom sinkses. Hur purrins nex teh mees riet naow akschully. Only hoomin sinkbaff hurz evar had.
Dat coz hurz noes hurz momma wuvz hurz.
ai had bebeh kitteh I dopted wen hez just abowt 10 dais olld. Bad naybor chaysed awai teh moma & se diddntt kum bak fur dis kitteh soh I feedz hiz & cleanzed himz & eben made hiz pee by wypin faiss cloff onn him! Lubbed dat boy- hims naem beenssee- sleeped onn mai hed att nite. Butt himz had teh flees & dis wai befohr teh rebolushun & adbantadge soz I gibbed himz menny baffs- hez gotts yused 2 itt!
Onz we gotz da fleez! Six kittehs wif da fleas. Da vet gab us da stuf 4 baff for eberybody. Hubby n I gotz oldest cloz, lotz ob towels n a lectric heaeter an put all dat stuff inna all-tile bafroom. Den we getz all da kittehs and give dem baffs 1 at a time wif heater goin soz nobudy gotz da chillz. Dat da wors day ob mi life. Da wet kittehs all over da baffrum mad mad mad! We gotz da towels goin and da heater heatin and the kittehs scratchin us and swearing at everbudy an jumpin on each udder cuz da soooo mad. DO NOT WANT!
OMG!!!!11!! snort, laff laff laff! LOZ! ayez relaetz. i kiteh baff bad. too kiteh baff wurser! six kitehz! MADNESS…A DAY IN HELL…..miny thawts come to myned
WOW! Dat make meh bebbehkitteh look liek perfekt angul. She wuz jus veri veri veriveriveri not happe wif mommeh an daddeh. No scratchiez. A littul hollerin an howlin, but no scratchin. Had no fleez dat I cud seez….just much stinki-poopi trashiez smell. PEEEEE-UUUUUUUU. Stunkt up teh hole house. Kitteh left scumring in teh sink too, PLEH!
six bebbehs at once…..hed wud asploded frum dat stress me thinkz. Eesh, dat a lot of kittehbavins!
we alzo had simal… simel… uh, saym kinda sitcheeashun. our mama cat can haz a littr ob seben bebehs, but wuz nawt alloud to nurz dem (long explanation, not necessary to story), so we hadda keep da poar bebehs away frum da mama az mush az possabul. natcherly, dis ment dat da mama cannot gib dem bafs. sooooo… my fambly maked da azzembalee lyne: one to gib eatch behbeh kitteh warm baf, two to tayk wet kitteh n wrap in towal, three to dri damp kitteh wif blow drier (on low), n four to tayk nyce dri kleen behbeh n feed himz a bottal. we wud inbite frenz n naybers to come ober to halp wif da feedings sinz dey wuz seben kittehs n onlee four in my fambly. :::sighs::: doze wuz da bestest daiz. i mis dem.
side note: we figgrd owt a wai foar da mama to be wif da babehs by cuttin off da toe uv a toob sock n puttin it on da mama to cubber her teetzez. den da babehs coodnt nurz but dey cud get snorgles frum dey mama.
nk. i fink i iz dun tawking nao. thx bai.
Wet kitteh rodeo?
Weh had tu do de sem ting. Wit de 6 littel bebe kittehs, all wif de fleesas, an de durtses, poor bebe kittehs wif no mahmah. All got gud foreva homsies now wif de spca. Wus sew wild, weh had tu mek dem entu howse kittehs. Meny skraches, but meny kitteh kisses and much heppynis wif deh new homsies.
youze gud kitteh momma!
Kitteh n elebantz nebber fergetz!
I can has attorney?
…or sum kindof leegl perfeshinul?
preferably an ex aerobics instructor?
That person needs to focus less on how clean the kitteh is, and more one getting that filthy bathroom clean. Yikes.
Crack house tenants not contributing to lolcats meme.
you think maybe you are?
Dryed sope on rim, dryed sopy-water on fawset, rust stains, and fugly gray linolium at side. Not so dirty as to be worth makink big fuss stink over about.
You have very many overreations. “Crack house tenents” is prejoodis and pleh. Don’t be stoopy.
Todd, you need to focus less on being a spiteful troll, m’kay?
mebbe Toad has issues an needs a big group hug
) OOOPS did I spell ur name wrong, my trolly appologies.
Dere Gayla, ur “typos” is showin! (how about “trolly pollygeez?” )
Butt – cud bee u wuz rite – purrhapz Todd/toad duz need big group hug.
I purrsonaly has never seen a sink in a crak haus. Is dat whut tehy luk liek?
I dunno Janet — next time I go with Stend on a crack-house-feild-trip, I will chek it out 4 u
) lol
I didn’t inhale, I swears!
oh but they are, honey, they are – you just don’t realize how much and how often. I know the girls at my local crackhouse post here ALL the TIME, between working shifts on the corner that is. gotta buy that kitty litter, those kittens won’t feed themselves
sumtiem i fink u an me is can be veri difrunt, stend.
not shur wy. is kinda free flowting impreshun.
dats wha make it so good Teho
)
I’m glad someone realized this. Obviously the people that don’t agree on how filthy this bathroom sink is, have similar looking ones in thier houses.
As for the “maybe its an unfinished basment sink”people- bullcorn. There’s a fresh razor lying in the filth and you can see the bottom of a shaving cream can.
These people need to have the SPCA called on them because I can’t imagine what the rest of thier house looks like.
I want to reach into that picture and take that kitten away from his dirty, disease ridden impending doom.
I don’t think it’s a good idea to give a kitten this young a bath unless you are licensed vet tech or acting on the advice of a vet, with instruction and the right shampoo.
Cats in general need no bathing, and it often does more harm than good.
They have very sensitive, porous skin.
I worry that the urge to wash a cute, tiny thing is what’s behind this rather than any need to clean this little one.
I’m sorry to see this posted, as I worry about this poor kitten being in the clutches of someone who doesn’t know what he/she is doing.
Could be the kitteh has fleas. Fleas can hurt kittehs this young by suckin 2 mutch blud. Or mebbe he has oil or sumthin else bad to lick on him. U cant tell frum pix. Then he needs baff for his helf.
one time I hads to baff my kittehs. FLEEZ-BAFF. sum of them they was very little kittehs. an teh big ones 2. all mah kittehs hads da fleez. teh big ones forgived me 4 da baff, but teh teeny kittehs shredded me!! nebber hads so many booboos on mah arms b4.
‘Bout twennysum yearz agoe I adopted tiny oranj kittehbebeh wif seben toez awn each paw. Wuz awl toez an’ eerz an’ kyoot! An’ fleez, too, unfoartyoonatlee. So himz needed baff. Fownd owt kittehbehbeh wif extry toez gotz extry klawz too an’ nawt afrayd too yooze dem! But wee drownded da fleez an’ kittehbehbeh gawt awl kleen an’ den gawt lotz an’ lotz ob snorglez an’ lubbin!
Kittehs call it FLEE-BAFF n run as fast as posble
i wunc had to give my kitteh baf… he wuz older tan kitteh in pikchur, but wuz skared uv car ride and peed, sprayed, pooped — baskly evrytin came out – in his cat karrier. Wuz tarrible, n he smelled soooo badly. Baf was not fun fer eether wun uv us. Bathin kittehs is not fur pleazur! I mus say, I nvr even thowt to get pikchur uv it — but maybe cuz i wuz onlee wun tere (how fun fur me)
Tat was teh las time Nosferatu evr went on a trip to granma’s.
nosferatu? kewl name! bof vampirses an kittehs has fangs. much win!
Thx! he ernd his name. Wuz first gonna be Orion… but lil evl kitten attaked me so much, n i had so many of teh bitemarks, Nosferatu wuz moor fittin. He still evl, kitteh wuz born wif majer cattitude. (but i luvz him enyway).
Stranj how taht is -teh kitteh luv. If I did even 1/100th of teh thingz mai kittehz have dun, I wud nawt have so meny frenz! Polly none at awl!
Wen I furst got mai kitteh, flees so bad she wuz ane- enny- diddunt haf enuf blud in her. She al pail and sik.
found my kitteh, zeus, one day……nothing but skin and bones, covered in filth and flies, smelling awful. weighed less than a pound, and had a broken jaw. he was more than happy to have a bath!! sometimes nice mommies DO give kitteh baths!
ps…..today he weighs 17 pounds, bright and shiny, full of kisses. no more tub baths.
broked jaw? haw duz a kitteh so small get a broked jaw… poooor fing. he’s a lucky kitteh to have a mommie like u.
tank u! dunno how jaw broked. i shuddah to think.
I worked in rezcue for wile, an still wurks wit vet woo rezkues.
I shudder to think – but could make some pretty good guesses.
hoomins stoopy and sux.
mebbeh i doan wanna noes how he gots teh broked jaw afta awl… dey so tiny little kittehs and hyoomings bean so biiiig. no fair.
but not awl hyoomings bean bad. sum nice wuns postses here who gives kittehs nuthin but cheezburgers and luvins and snorgles and shmoos (eben dough kittehs pretends dey doan like da shmoos), sumtaims da kitteh kibbles…
Fawlin outta winder? Seen dat befoar.
yey! you recuez kitteh. mah kitteh wuz rescued n nursed back to helf by my fren’s mom. fren’s mom also try n nurse back hiz bruvver n sisser but dey no maek it
mah kitteh haz old soul. yer kitteh proaly duz too.
Good for you. And your friends mom. I have great respect for you people.
BINGO!!!1!
wut u mai nots noe is dat akshuly WHIET kitn.
wayt til next foto, yul see.
My Oreo needed a bath once. The clever little thing somehow climbed into the ceiling, and by the time we pulled her out, she was the dirtiest and dustiest oreo I had ever seen. You couldn’t even tell she was an oreo, she was just gray. So sometimes, a bath is in order. And oh boy, she hated it. No more baths since then
OH NOES!!! Tink ov teh porosity ov teh skins!
Sumbuddy, call a lisenzed vet teck!
When I first got my Bubby I hads to give her a baff. Her Mama didn’t teach her how and she smelled pleh! After her second baff she figured it out. Happy not to be havin teh baffs no moar.
THEY *ARE* ABSORBANT !!!
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/02/27/im-in-ur-cupz/#comments
Wai I sudently remainded uv Andrex komercial? R goggies absorbant?
omg. plz to sea posts b4 abowt baffing kittens. n den liten up a bit. no kittehs were harmed in da capshunning ob dis pikshur.
Mebbe necessakitty
Gonna add my two cents here…I have rescued many newborn kittehs and puppehs an, trust me on this, when you have to stimulate them to pee and poop, the can have a rather disagreeable smell. My babies got bathed under warm running water with baby shampoo and dried with soft warm towels and my hair dryer on low. None of them have ever seemed to mind….my daughter and I did it regularly until they were using the litter box, then no need to any more. A lot of whether or not it stresses the cat is in the way the animal has been raised. I rarely have to bathe any of my adult cats, but if I needed to I know they would let me….they might not like it, but they know what it is and aren’t scared of it.
We luvs you two, lil kittee. That why is washink glurgy gunk off from you.
Dat my firs thot too!!!
I baved my RC when she firs camed home, get da flees an yucky durts awf her. She tankt us by poopin in da towel…. We tankt her by givin anudder baff. Sho got reeeeeellee big, an I bave her in da shower. I wear da old shirt, an just hold her an bave her dat way. She cling to me an be big eyes, but nawt cry at all.
When we fown Roscoe, in da middle uv Roscoe Blvd, he wuz teenee and dark colurred, an had mennee lil frens in hims furs. I baved him much much, an den combded him to get da bad bugs awf him. Dat dark kitteh ackshoolee a gorjus perfick classic tabbee, dark fur wif tabbee bullseye on da side in mahogany. He berreee berree beeyootiful!
Willem wuz ok smellin when we brot him home, but a week laydur I wisht I wosht him – he had da ringwurm an shared it wif us awl! Sigh. Much eyeohdiyin an baff an he an us awl bedder.
All ma kittehs ok wif bafftime, hate, but aksept it. We had 6 flees ever wunce da baybee batches wuz killt…. no colurs or NEting exxep sumtiems Adamz flee spray.
OK to wash bebeh kitteh as lawng as yoo dry dem reeeeeelleee good!!
Don want bebe to wash hisself if he bin owtside, he mite hav poysinus coolant or sumpin on him!
Kittehs flee spray as well as baff?
for dis I makes in ur shoos!
Taek dat, stoopy hyoomins! Maek me taeks baff, will ya?
Such a sweet kitten!! Such a nasty bathroom!!
How do I splort & pleh at the same time??
i can has tilexx?
Spleh?
spleh?
plort?
Eider wil doo
hoomans… it is just a sink. maybe it is in the basement, maybe they are remodeling, etc.
Yeah, totally, looks like the sink in an unfinished basement
Awl u peeps fussin bowt teh durty bafroom, mebby not a bafroom. Mebby teh sinc in the unfiniched baysmint or sumting dat doant nede to be sparklee awl teh tym.
Woops, tekniik beted me tu it!
no no… alwaes put watter onto kitteh, not kitteh onto watter.
On subjeck of kitteh baffs, I offr dis advyz:
Rap teh kitteh ina towl so’s teh feets r sekurd. Putz kitteh-n-towl ina dri sinck. Add h20 (onlee not hot n not cold) uzing smal bukkit. Kitteh iz slowly moizteneded dis wai & not so pannick atak. Git a soapy hoomin hanz up unner da towl fer da warshin. It nice to uze xtra hanz (i.e. a hellpr – 1 hoomin holdin da kitt n 1 hoomin doin da warshin’)
Ov korse, uze onlee kitteh champu – no hoomin kine.
Haz bukkit?
glad u splaned xtra han.
I likes ur advyz. I neber has baved mah kitteh, Naia, cuz she is self-cleanings and neber got into anyfing super smellyz. Howeva, hur do enjoy joining meh in mah baf and shower. She sitz on da tub an watchez teh waterz trickle down. Hur hed an tayle get teh wets, but she do not mindz.
Yeah. Kitteh is self cleaning; sink is not.
Hopefully no-one is giving flee baffs dese daze. They neither effectiv or safe for kittehs. Use Advantage under advice of vet for bebeh kittehs. But dirtee bebehs can get baffs (skin has pores but not porous, really!) if not get chills. What “Soap” to use depends on dirtee.
Dat bery gud idea! If I eber haz to gib kitteh baff agin, i do da towel ting. Dat grate!
Iz in kitteh uniform…
Geneeva konvenshun say no can do dis
dis wun maded me too sad!
yu no be sad. iz okay yu see, teh kitteh not luk upset at all, is only teh caption. yu be teh happy that teh kitteh is bein cared for an luvd.
Hey Teho, Ai sea wut yuoo ment. I nu deyd awl come (not cat-like-typing that one) owt seewn enuff. Yeeks.
trolz is taystee.
Teho iz rite. Teh care trollz iz still hear in grate numberz.
I gess day mus taek gud caer ob demselbs!
Da kitteh iz soooooo cyoot! mi kitteh don’t like da baffs. mi kitteh don’t like da waters. But mi kitteh drink from the bathtub faucets…my kitteh is a weird kitteh. mi kitteh looks like ur kitteh! onleh she’s older and has gren i’s. and she is the biggie tipe. butz we call her babie and shrimpcat! my kitteh is lurved!
murrr murr muerray foor teh lubed kiteh!
tree jooeeful meewws foor da needed kiteh!
Sebenti ate tail rubbings
&
tirty seben hunnerd purrs fur tha luvers of awl furri ( an skaled, fetherd… et awl)
bebbes!
der wons wuz ah kitteh frum nantuckit
she’d taek no bath,
from a spigot er a bukitt
so shi likz an likz an likz awl dai,
sanaterri the kitteh wai!
Awl the saem an juss az wel
da idea’d b pruty tuff to sell
Mai lon hered kitteh duzn’t lik baffs, but lurves to drink baff water (ugh). Also lurves to hand on side of baff wen human in baff and get dem eaz skratched. Kitteh will jum on sid f baff and wat till water close enuff den len over an drink. couple timez kitteh slip on dem side and fall in baff. vry funy. kitteh not think so tho.
I can farts in baf tubz?
An den haz bubel baff!
We used to farts in baff. Didden noes it wuz called Jacuzzi.
That is the dirties counter I’ve ever seen
mah braken hart. let me show u it
Bebbee Kitteh’z Furrst
Baff willz beez memmoribillz
inz so mennee wayz
Bebbee Kitteh duz
nawt lyke t3h kleer wet watturr.
Prefurrz summtheeng else
Wundurrz wie Hewminz
duzzeeng dis. 4gawtz abowt
diskubburreeng Mudz
Jack.
sooper eggstra winz fur yew!
in teh afturlyfe, allz u fingur-waggin complaynerz r gunna be deneyd aksess to kitteh-luverz fun zone 4 yer obnokshus wayz. kittehs don lyke baffs but dey lykez peepul hoo poop on teh paraid evun less.
I no wanna be batized.
I is Jewish
Heh…clever!
ah poor bebe
i just making u sweet an flufy
dat caption iz heartbreakingly sad … you can come to my haws … clean sinks, but you no haz to use dem
Iz okay, no be sad- kitteh is just worried, not heartbroken. Soon, littel kitteh will be clean agane and out of teh sink, and being snorgled in a big fluffi towel, and he will be waerm and purrin and won’t be sad at all. Soemtimes, to maek things better in a big way, yu haev to put up with a little uncomfortableness in a smal way first.
OMG someone here understands what is going on in that picture. THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
This type of bravery deserves a medal!
T’anks Newton n Kooly. Dat’s all i’m sayin….
I memmer in a buk it sed yes, kittehs bave wif der tungs.
Gives dem unbearabull breff an kote da collur uv mud!
Dont drown the kitty!!!
that sink is disgustingly dirty! pooh kitteh
This sink too dirty, nooooooooooooo
Ego te baptizo
In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti
Amen
Kitteh: …Is “Fluffy” a real saint?
CATLOLIC CHURCH WIN!
That sink is disgusting! Poor Kitteh!
OMG. That bathroom is disgusting. Perhaps they should spend less time worrying about kitteh cleanlines and more time worrying about personal cleanliness.
Have to agree. That was the first thing I noticed upon seeing this picture. It makes me feel very sad for kitteh that kitteh has to live in such filth.
CLEAN YOUR DAMNED SINK!
i r nowt old enuf too shayve!
Iz ok Susan Smyth, u go wif new boyfriend, i can go 2 pound.
It’s no necessary to bath a kitten in water, EVER. Especially in a filthy sink like that one. Kittens and cats have their own cleaning mechanism and it’s called their tongue. Read up on proper pet care before taking one into your home.
But wut if it bee a stoopy kitteh lak mah fren’s, an it sets down in teh plate with pancake surup in it? Dat seems lak alot uv work for dat poor kitteh…
srsly. sumwun say that a cat dunt “EVER” need a bath – either nevar has had teh kitteh, or haz rlly rlly smelly kitteh. Dey gitz intu stuff. dey play in teh rayne and teh mudz an wif ded aminalz an okashunally pankake sirup. eventualee u sez “pee-uuu kitteh u needz a baf!” an dey look at u like “I givz myself a baf” but dey need it anywayz.
When you’ve pulled a kitten no more than 8 weeks old from a dumpster at an auto shop who smells like death and you can’t even tell what color she is, or that she wasn’t a he instead, completely matted with food and goop and who knows what else, skin and bones and hollering for KittehMom or food or just plain help, literally on Christmas Eve with ice on the ground….
Oki, nao bak to da regulrly skedooled LOLcatz mai peepses!
That look scrry. I pheel sry fur kitteh.
YUCK! What a dirty sink!
The cat my get something!
lolcat is not lolcat n e moar. 2 b spunge he does not want!!!! go 2 stoar 2 git spunge!!!
kiteh no want bath!!
Actually, I think that that picture is a tribute to that particular human/”kitteh” relationship – the cat seems to be quite relaxed and to trust its human’s hands despite the cliche (and frequent reality) of the basic “cats hate baths” situation. I’m a pretty quick worrier – but I’m not worried about this picture. The humorous (or maybe response suggests, “humorous”) suggestion of the caption aside, I liked it.
LOLz, for goodness sake, kitty isn’t going to give the house a white-glove test, people!
I think kooly’s tips for kitty-bathing are terrific but that’s not to take away from this kitty-momma’s good intentions. Kitty may not be thrilled but she doesn’t seem to be distressed, either, just stoic, and appears to trust her human. As far as the cleanliness – either it is a little-used sink in the basement, or maybe the lady pays more attention to her kittens and lets the housework slide a bit, and is that really so bad? And you know, cats sniff each others’ heinies, and come home with all manner of bloody rodents and insects dangling from their mouths, so I don’t think the kitten’s going to turn her nose up at a little grime, yes?
While I’m here I just want to thank you, Jack, for your very lovely haiku, which capture the moment of the photos, and the kittens intrepid spirit, so perfectly. I always look forward to them, and they always make me smile.
That sink is filthy! I feel sorry for the kitty-not because it’s getting bathed-but because he’s gotta live in that stye! Yuck.
Tear no fleaz whar I liv, but had a kitteh tat gottz skunked once. Was MUCHLY pleh! So I pulld on teh rhino hide glovz (Fatty Freddy cat refrenz) an we didz teh tomato juz baf folld bai teh babee shampoo. He wuz so gladz to looz teh stink he held still. Poor lill guy! He newz I wuz helpin n he trusted me to make it all better.
plz kleen nas-t sink…not me.
Clean your sink not your cat…
does anyone know the breed?
Omg…the poor kitty….. that one hit me right here(points to heart)
-Jessica lynn
i not sure… i fink kitteh is kyoot. n lik in an abuzed relationship wher it stayz bcuz it in luv. it is funny.
at saym time, my hart keeps breking. it so sad. maybee i just sensativ.
Clean your bathroom! That’s just gross! Poor kitty having to live with that.
lul3d. 4mz3n, 3fff3n h3ll4riozzz.
zors.
clean urz bathroom
I wanted to cry seeing this… picture ish cute, “joke” horrible…
Dudes, it is getting a freaking bath- contain your cynicism
I hate this picture. Its not funny and maybe you should spend less time taking really bad pictures and more time cleaning your bathroom!!!!
I understand your annoyance, but the cat is not REALLY saying that. It is a JOKE. Fact: If you put kittens in water THEY CAN LEARN IT’S FUN. Some cats who were washed as kittens love water. I do agree about the bathroom, though. eeeeeew. I hope it is just reflections or something, but somehow, I doubt it.
OMIGOSH THAT MAKES ME WANNA CRY D:
poor kitty
I LUVS U 2 KITTY!!!!! U IS SOOOOOOO CUTE!!!!!
It’s a marble counter top. Its not dirty. As for the fixture, as someone who lives in a Victorian house I can vouch for the fact that older fixtures are almost impossible to keep sparkling. Some of us prefer to live in older houses that may not be as a sparkling white as the crappy McMansions they build these days.
Thta fixture can definitely be cleaned. I’ve lived in old houses. A toothbrush and comment would clean the grime around the fixture. The rest can be cleaned too. Embarassing!
Why bathe the kitten? I do bathe my cats but that’s because I like them clean. That sink is so filthy, I can’t imagine your worried about “clean.”
i tied doing that to my cat once. i still have scars.
i gave my kitteh 2 baths: 1ce 4 fleez, 1ce for skunx pew pew pew. she got sprayed in the eye. poor kitteh tried to sniff butt, it didnt end well.
por kitteh *slaps hoomins hand and cuddlz kitteh*
This isn’t supposed to be a joke, is it? Referencing to recent events? It’d better not be. >:|