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By: zarkosy

zarkosy — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:26:20 +0000

Yo-Yo Maow

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Wed, 18 Aug 2010 17:19:55 +0000

[...] Gather ye instroomentz, kitteh orkestra, and beeginz teh musicz! Incorrect source or offensive?video, instrument, sound, confused, theremin [...]

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Breaking News - Lolcats 'n' Funny Pictures of Cats - I Can Has Cheezburger? — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 14:04:50 +0000

[...] kittehs much prefer classkal muzik. [...]

By: Jamie

Jamie — Sun, 03 May 2009 19:58:59 +0000

I plays cellos!! It are sweet

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Tue, 19 Feb 2008 11:00:22 +0000

[...] can u plays a jig on a cello? [...]

By: Trey

Trey — Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:01:10 +0000

specialee aftr whut happn wiv chuwwbakka.

By: Manatarms

Manatarms — Sun, 07 Oct 2007 21:57:30 +0000

It’s the Guest Spear! The Guest Spear!

By: dofkex

dofkex — Sat, 06 Oct 2007 22:29:24 +0000

i think this site needs more submissions with HARBLZ

By: gascat

gascat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:37:55 +0000

-plant- liks dat, discibies hims well…

I can has uproot him?

momcat

By: Teho

Teho — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 18:32:40 +0000

[canine headtilt]

By: momcat

momcat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:53:54 +0000

gascat in marcn ban hims be saxy phone, des be kraaazy guys! (and gals) anyhow I lubs when de be playn an drum maj say “horns up”… band sez “shwing!”

but how kan u not lub a ban dat stars marchin by sayn “bibbity bobbity boo! HUH!”

momcat

By: momcat

momcat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:42:23 +0000

wadda ’bout da pickled-lows?…….

momcat

By: momcat

momcat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:40:37 +0000

me twos!
Dids paper on Alice in Col ledge! Eber read da Martin Gardner Annotated Alice & looking glass?
gret book, ‘splains much!

momcat

and nows four a song…

“will u, wont u, will u , wont u, wont u join da dance?”
sry jus hads to sing…

By: momcat

momcat — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 06:35:04 +0000

naw…..
hooray fore teho frumius bandersnatch!

momcat

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:34:45 +0000

but dat link iz all 404 n shit. wtf?

By: typingisnotactivism

typingisnotactivism — Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:31:10 +0000

yo JCH4K mai blorg is at http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com
iz weerd. ai tawt mai naym woz wiv teh hyprllnk. dang.

By: whiskers

whiskers — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 21:33:22 +0000

oopsie. i needs to fux that.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 16:48:18 +0000

I posteded it too on mah blarg. http://www.livejournal.com/cheerilyxmorbid if yu wants to see. It kinda borin, jus me writin random tings an talkin aboot my lief.
B!: Friended yu on LJ.

By: starling

starling — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:58:24 +0000

Troo!

By: starling

starling — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:55:32 +0000

Jabberwocky in LOLspeak. Eben moar confoosing than teh originul.

By: JAJEH

JAJEH — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 13:22:24 +0000

Lez heer it 4 Yo-Yo Ma-eow!

By: Theresa

Theresa — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:33:24 +0000

True, true, very true. I just thought so because I played clarinet. Perhaps I should have said “single reed players.”

A guy walks into a bar, and sees some intense conversations going on. He overhears some guys talking about string theory, and says “Wow! That’s way over my head!” He moves on and overhears a conversation about textual criticism and deconstruction. “Yikes!” he says and moves on. He sidles up to a third group and they’re talking about baseball. “Ouch!” he says, and moves on again. A fourth group is talking about Brad and Angelina and Britney. “Jeez,” he says “I just don’t get it.”
Finally he sits down next to a lone guy at the end of the bar. “Wow, all the talk around here is way over my head,” he said. “Me too,” said the other guy. “What kind of reeds do you use?”

By: SJ

SJ — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 09:52:13 +0000

Ai kant bliev nobuddy sed Choklit Saltee Balls …..

wut? Itz about confic…kornfec…sweeties.

By: Meeker

Meeker — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:52:01 +0000

Ah! Fear the power of cheese!

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:32:33 +0000

How do you get two violists to play in tune?
Shoot one.

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a violist who have been run over by cars?
There’s skid marks in front of the lawyer.

Why is a viola better than a violin?
The viola burns longer.
Woodwinds are almost normal? Not around here! Then again, nobody in music school is normal. But I still say the oboe kills brain cells, and will give you an aneurysm one day.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:25:02 +0000

All da woodwinds and brasses. Yu gots to tongue da noteses.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:23:19 +0000

Yea dey iz. But da bassists be wurs.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:22:14 +0000

I lubs da Lobster Quadrille! Iz awsum song.

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:20:32 +0000

I suppoz. Tho yu kould just play da entire consert nekkid.
Akshooly, I tink dat’s been done befoar…

By: Nika

Nika — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:18:07 +0000

Noes, da obow is da ill wind dat nobody blows good. Bassoon is dubbl reed liek obow, ‘cept is nawt skweeky an iz much biggr an kooler.
Dat remindz me of mah frend, who aftar orkestrashun class one day sayd dat da Heckelphone (rly big obow. It stanz on a peg liek cello) wuz a drag queen obow. He did da growly voice an ebbryting. Wuz funneh.
I be muzik major, so I knows entirly too much abowt instryments of all sorts.

By: LBeeeze

LBeeeze — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:29:08 +0000

Med Maid,

wowowowowowowowoowwowowoowowowoowoowowowowowowoowowowowowoowowowow

Gladz u an kitteh are awlrite

so nice to hab de power back on so u can lolcat

makes de bad thots float away

By: sish

sish — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:08:40 +0000

Sorry, KO…

U fergotz “Big Ballz”

By: 'steroid

'steroid — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:37:15 +0000

An nyao. Show-pan’s harballz in Dee Mainor.

By: Twaycee

Twaycee — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:18:21 +0000

Kitteh askes whut insfrument wequires da tongue?

By: Twaycee

Twaycee — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 01:13:44 +0000

I once told a 4th grader his epidermis was showing… he looked down at his fly and said “no it ain’t!”

By: Shera (kittehvet)

Shera (kittehvet) — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:42:12 +0000

Lewis Grizzard rocked!!! Shoot Low Boys, they’re riding Shetland Ponies.

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:29:51 +0000

Cuz teh celliist is a lush?

By: doctorcat

doctorcat — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:28:46 +0000

Fankoo. Is ackshully recycled pun frum mah teen yeers wen I waz travelin wif a yout orkestra and kwire and sumwun waz wunnerin how to gets all teh moosical instermints in teh back of teh bus.

I iz pleezed to present it to a noo audyence.

By: Alison

Alison — Thu, 04 Oct 2007 00:21:03 +0000

My Grampy used to always call that pose the “bass-viol” aka the vile-bass..

By: leaderoftheband

leaderoftheband — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 23:31:21 +0000

He in Nether-NetherLand?

By: Shera(kittehvet)

Shera(kittehvet) — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:55:11 +0000

Why is all the rum gone?

By: KickahaOta

KickahaOta — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:51:39 +0000

Balls Out?
Shiny Disco Balls?
Bringing Back the Balls to Rock?
Grab Your Balls We’re Going Bowling?
When the Brains Go to the Balls?
Too Many Balls?

/no one will read this

By: Teho

Teho — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 22:10:07 +0000

[crickets]

By: medicated_maiden

medicated_maiden — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:31:23 +0000

i move to wisconsin FROM sudern californi-a, thinking, no earfquakes, want!! bad mistake i guess. but i had not much choice, i was an itty bitty m_m and moved here wif mai mommy. now has to deal wif blizzards and tornados and cheese. do not want.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 21:14:12 +0000

Many have been known to masticate in public. With their epidermis showing!

Loved Poppy’s story! IIRC, the stage manager in “Noises Off” was named Poppy.

By: lolcatburglar

lolcatburglar — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:52:48 +0000

Thx! U is a wimmenz, no dowt. Mens donut like teh idea so much, apparently.

By: Twaycee

Twaycee — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:50:18 +0000

Ya gotta watch them thespians… they be “coming out” of the woodwork!

By: Twaycee

Twaycee — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:49:06 +0000

Tee hee! Dat beez a frowbak to Lewis Grizzard! ‘cept himz talkin ’bout icky dawgz and da punchline wuz “dat dawg’ll bite you!”

By: Lora

Lora — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:38:57 +0000

yep, dey take ‘em out on teh kittehs, dere is akshully medikal benyfits to not havin dose hormoonz runnen thru teh boddy.

By: Lora

Lora — Wed, 03 Oct 2007 20:35:51 +0000

lol
I likes da #1