AND NOW:
A CELLO SOLO
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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
» Learn Lolspeak — teh furst language born of teh intertubes.
U shurr itt nawt an ohboh?
Cud be bassoon.
Kiwi - u be prior to second to none!
yess, berry skary tyme, trayin 2 sink ub sumssing phunnie! Jusst az U discrybed itt 2 peeps uvver dai!
yep! Mis Janet ov da 4 kittehz
b berry nyce an empat… ermpath…uh unnerstandn
akshully - Kiwi’s ryte. Iz defnitlee a wind instrumint.
No No! Iz bass! See dem black tunin pegs at da top ob da “neck”?
Both rong!! Iz “Clarsach” (liek “harp” onlee small enuf for 1 humon 2 karree).
lol and of COURSE Janet and I (and others) would like to comment lol — Teho will be along shortly to give u a stern expression of some sort (unless he hasn’t forgiven me for BINGOing him earlier today LOL)
Gayla - did u meen “comment lol” or LolTeho?
I’m SHURE he has furgiven u. I thinkz he (as I certainly am) be flattered taht us cares evuf to honor him with clever zinger!
And we must taeks our Bingoz whar we finds them!
sumtiems u 2 scaerz meh.
OOF! Bassoon hard enuff to play wif opposable tums - der’s liek 8 kees fur eech tum, iz much difficult!!! But fun sown an skeers da roommayts when dey see it!
Ib it leik Klarinett? U noze, an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.
Noes, da obow is da ill wind dat nobody blows good. Bassoon is dubbl reed liek obow, ‘cept is nawt skweeky an iz much biggr an kooler.
Dat remindz me of mah frend, who aftar orkestrashun class one day sayd dat da Heckelphone (rly big obow. It stanz on a peg liek cello) wuz a drag queen obow. He did da growly voice an ebbryting. Wuz funneh.
I be muzik major, so I knows entirly too much abowt instryments of all sorts.
hehe - only elbenty keys fur rite thum, the lef thum holds up teh hole drn ting!!!(wit teh seat strap…
It is being teh ass-cello, dat one be teh most underestamatd instrumint in orkestra.
iz it limoncello????
Gasp! Limoncello! Taystiest (n possiblee nutritious - mayde with reel lemons!) drink the TEH WERLD! assumiing, of coarse, taht u reelee lieks teh lemons!
wuz gonna sez “assoon” but am a litl layt.
lolcat pr0n?
DO NOT WANT!
+5 for gratuituous display of harbls during a cello solo
is display of harbls during a cello solo teh classical vershion of streakin’ during a sports matsj?
I suppoz. Tho yu kould just play da entire consert nekkid.
Akshooly, I tink dat’s been done befoar…
i lol’d
Y doo dey do it? Becuz dey can.
Sho offs
ai bleev itt wuz onn Madd abowt U butt maybee nawt- goggie liks seff- hooman saiz “Iff ai cud doo dat, ai nawt wurrie bowt fyndin dayt fur Caturday nite!
Hoomin saiz, “Iff ai cud doo dat, ai nebr leev teh howse!”
Hoomin sez, “I wish I cud doo dat.”
Nudder hoomin sez, “ya gotsta ax da kitteh furst.”
ba-DUM-bum
Tee hee! Dat beez a frowbak to Lewis Grizzard! ‘cept himz talkin ’bout icky dawgz and da punchline wuz “dat dawg’ll bite you!”
Lewis Grizzard rocked!!! Shoot Low Boys, they’re riding Shetland Ponies.
I used to live across the street from an internationally recognized repertory theatre in St. Louis. My cat Poppy–a darling calico– used to go over to visit backstage. The techies named her Gus after TS Eliott’s theatre cat. One night she wandered on stage and performed “a cello solo” similar to this during a rather dramatic point of a play. The actor didn’t understand why the audience was giggling! And once he found out why they were giggling during his serious soliloquy, he didn’t appreciate Gus/Poppy’s performance. I was advised to keep her inside for a few days until the thespian calmed down.
ROTFL!!! Upstaged by a cat!
Ya gotta watch them thespians… they be “coming out” of the woodwork!
Many have been known to masticate in public. With their epidermis showing!
Loved Poppy’s story! IIRC, the stage manager in “Noises Off” was named Poppy.
I once told a 4th grader his epidermis was showing… he looked down at his fly and said “no it ain’t!”
Britnee Speerz Kitteh taykn cayr ov teh bizness aftr surpryz vizit from teh janitur. . . an sara silvrman. . . an teh choklit raynz. . . an kid rok … an teh hoal sownd an lyting kroo. . . ktxbai
Dere’s always rum fur cello!
WIN!!!
Oh, my…. could that be the FRUMIOUS bandersnatch?!
Jabberwoky!!!11!! OMGPONIES!!!! I thot I wuz the onlee one who memrized that.
I wuz nerd, still am
Teh jaws that bite, teh claws that catch!
Nuthin nerdy bout that!
Twas brilig and teh sliythey toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe,
all mimsy wur the borogroves and teh moanraths out grabe.
Iffen der wuz ebber a poem ritten in cat-lyiek typin, dis wuz it.
yeah, ima reul nerd. I hav axepted dat.
bewaer teh jubjubb burd !
an draws da snickersnee!
lubs dem poemes berry,berry much
has record of Cyril Richardson singn “Lobster Quadrille”
would lubs to play- needs recording player
nerds ob da world unite!
momcat
I lubs da Lobster Quadrille! Iz awsum song.
Me memorize dat, 2!
Little Bird! How rite a hoam heer u must feel! Ebberywun heer is nerd- or geekliek! Is teh grate charm of site.
Must be moar better werd - I’m shur we don’t walk around with teh toylet paypurr awn r shooz.
enywun has better werd? Or werd combo - liek - teh otterpeepl. We cud has r own werd. Nerdwerd?
We r not weird….we r jus e-klek-tik wif ar charming ideeosynkroceez!!!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Wen I wuz a seenyor in hi skool studdien English Literature, I chose Aliss in Wunderland to rite my term paper on. Teh other meen gurls (all-gurl dam high skool) laffed wen I sed I was riting my paper on Aliss, a chirrens book. I did it , and I got the bess grade of enny of dem! Teh book is full of satire and commenterry on life in England at dat time. Lewis Carrol was a minister, and had a strange affinity with little girls. (Not boys?!) I don fink he was a pervert, just had a childlike imagination and just liked children (hope I’m rite about dat!) Ennyway, I still love dat book. Glad y’all do too!
me twos!
Dids paper on Alice in Col ledge! Eber read da Martin Gardner Annotated Alice & looking glass?
gret book, ’splains much!
momcat
and nows four a song…
“will u, wont u, will u , wont u, wont u join da dance?”
sry jus hads to sing…
Jabberwocky in LOLspeak. Eben moar confoosing than teh originul.
yupper, thass me! Frumious. Mah dopted bruther name Jubal, thus litgeek parents callz him jubjub, so I’s be the bandersnatch, lol.
Hooray fore teh frumious bandersnatch!
naw…..
hooray fore teho frumius bandersnatch!
momcat
[canine headtilt]
berrie clebber, doctorcat!
Fankoo. Is ackshully recycled pun frum mah teen yeers wen I waz travelin wif a yout orkestra and kwire and sumwun waz wunnerin how to gets all teh moosical instermints in teh back of teh bus.
I iz pleezed to present it to a noo audyence.
Rum!!!1!!???/? U meenz Wodka?
Why is all the rum gone?
Cuz teh celliist is a lush?
Yea dey iz. But da bassists be wurs.
wadda ’bout da pickled-lows?…….
momcat
ZOMG sooo glad not onleh wun whut callz dis pose “playin da cello” !!!1
prolly am onleh wun whut can has urge to tikl toez when sees dis, tho.
(or mebeh grab foot…gentleh)
Nopez. I kan nebber resyst grabbin that footie.
Footie is BEGGIN to be grabbeded!