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U shurr itt nawt an ohboh?
Cud be bassoon.
Kiwi – u be prior to second to none!
yess, berry skary tyme, trayin 2 sink ub sumssing phunnie! Jusst az U discrybed itt 2 peeps uvver dai!
yep! Mis Janet ov da 4 kittehz
b berry nyce an empat… ermpath…uh unnerstandn
akshully – Kiwi’s ryte. Iz defnitlee a wind instrumint.
No No! Iz bass! See dem black tunin pegs at da top ob da “neck”?
Both rong!! Iz “Clarsach” (liek “harp” onlee small enuf for 1 humon 2 karree).
lol and of COURSE Janet and I (and others) would like to comment lol — Teho will be along shortly to give u a stern expression of some sort (unless he hasn’t forgiven me for BINGOing him earlier today LOL)
Gayla – did u meen “comment lol” or LolTeho?
I’m SHURE he has furgiven u. I thinkz he (as I certainly am) be flattered taht us cares evuf to honor him with clever zinger!
And we must taeks our Bingoz whar we finds them!
sumtiems u 2 scaerz meh.
OOF! Bassoon hard enuff to play wif opposable tums – der’s liek 8 kees fur eech tum, iz much difficult!!! But fun sown an skeers da roommayts when dey see it!
Ib it leik Klarinett? U noze, an ill woodwind that nobody blows good.
Noes, da obow is da ill wind dat nobody blows good. Bassoon is dubbl reed liek obow, ‘cept is nawt skweeky an iz much biggr an kooler.
Dat remindz me of mah frend, who aftar orkestrashun class one day sayd dat da Heckelphone (rly big obow. It stanz on a peg liek cello) wuz a drag queen obow. He did da growly voice an ebbryting. Wuz funneh.
I be muzik major, so I knows entirly too much abowt instryments of all sorts.
hehe – only elbenty keys fur rite thum, the lef thum holds up teh hole drn ting!!!(wit teh seat strap…)
It is being teh ass-cello, dat one be teh most underestamatd instrumint in orkestra.
iz it limoncello????
Gasp! Limoncello! Taystiest (n possiblee nutritious – mayde with reel lemons!) drink the TEH WERLD! assumiing, of coarse, taht u reelee lieks teh lemons!
wuz gonna sez “assoon” but am a litl layt.
lolcat pr0n?
DO NOT WANT!
+5 for gratuituous display of harbls during a cello solo
is display of harbls during a cello solo teh classical vershion of streakin’ during a sports matsj?
I suppoz. Tho yu kould just play da entire consert nekkid.
Akshooly, I tink dat’s been done befoar…
i lol’d
Y doo dey do it? Becuz dey can.
Sho offs
ai bleev itt wuz onn Madd abowt U butt maybee nawt- goggie liks seff- hooman saiz “Iff ai cud doo dat, ai nawt wurrie bowt fyndin dayt fur Caturday nite!
Hoomin saiz, “Iff ai cud doo dat, ai nebr leev teh howse!”
Hoomin sez, “I wish I cud doo dat.”
Nudder hoomin sez, “ya gotsta ax da kitteh furst.”
ba-DUM-bum
Tee hee! Dat beez a frowbak to Lewis Grizzard! ‘cept himz talkin ’bout icky dawgz and da punchline wuz “dat dawg’ll bite you!”
Lewis Grizzard rocked!!! Shoot Low Boys, they’re riding Shetland Ponies.
I used to live across the street from an internationally recognized repertory theatre in St. Louis. My cat Poppy–a darling calico– used to go over to visit backstage. The techies named her Gus after TS Eliott’s theatre cat. One night she wandered on stage and performed “a cello solo” similar to this during a rather dramatic point of a play. The actor didn’t understand why the audience was giggling! And once he found out why they were giggling during his serious soliloquy, he didn’t appreciate Gus/Poppy’s performance. I was advised to keep her inside for a few days until the thespian calmed down.
ROTFL!!! Upstaged by a cat!
Ya gotta watch them thespians… they be “coming out” of the woodwork!
Many have been known to masticate in public. With their epidermis showing!
Loved Poppy’s story! IIRC, the stage manager in “Noises Off” was named Poppy.
I once told a 4th grader his epidermis was showing… he looked down at his fly and said “no it ain’t!”
Britnee Speerz Kitteh taykn cayr ov teh bizness aftr surpryz vizit from teh janitur. . . an sara silvrman. . . an teh choklit raynz. . . an kid rok … an teh hoal sownd an lyting kroo. . . ktxbai
Dere’s always rum fur cello!
WIN!!!
Oh, my…. could that be the FRUMIOUS bandersnatch?!
Jabberwoky!!!11!! OMGPONIES!!!! I thot I wuz the onlee one who memrized that.
I wuz nerd, still am
Teh jaws that bite, teh claws that catch!
Nuthin nerdy bout that!
Twas brilig and teh sliythey toves did gyre and gimbal in the wabe,
all mimsy wur the borogroves and teh moanraths out grabe.
Iffen der wuz ebber a poem ritten in cat-lyiek typin, dis wuz it.
yeah, ima reul nerd. I hav axepted dat.
bewaer teh jubjubb burd !
an draws da snickersnee!
lubs dem poemes berry,berry much
has record of Cyril Richardson singn “Lobster Quadrille”
would lubs to play- needs recording player
nerds ob da world unite!
momcat
I lubs da Lobster Quadrille! Iz awsum song.
Me memorize dat, 2!
Little Bird! How rite a hoam heer u must feel! Ebberywun heer is nerd- or geekliek! Is teh grate charm of site.
Must be moar better werd – I’m shur we don’t walk around with teh toylet paypurr awn r shooz.
enywun has better werd? Or werd combo – liek – teh otterpeepl. We cud has r own werd. Nerdwerd?
We r not weird….we r jus e-klek-tik wif ar charming ideeosynkroceez!!!
Oh frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!
Wen I wuz a seenyor in hi skool studdien English Literature, I chose Aliss in Wunderland to rite my term paper on. Teh other meen gurls (all-gurl dam high skool) laffed wen I sed I was riting my paper on Aliss, a chirrens book. I did it , and I got the bess grade of enny of dem! Teh book is full of satire and commenterry on life in England at dat time. Lewis Carrol was a minister, and had a strange affinity with little girls. (Not boys?!) I don fink he was a pervert, just had a childlike imagination and just liked children (hope I’m rite about dat!) Ennyway, I still love dat book. Glad y’all do too!
me twos!
Dids paper on Alice in Col ledge! Eber read da Martin Gardner Annotated Alice & looking glass?
gret book, ’splains much!
momcat
and nows four a song…
“will u, wont u, will u , wont u, wont u join da dance?”
sry jus hads to sing…
Jabberwocky in LOLspeak. Eben moar confoosing than teh originul.
yupper, thass me! Frumious. Mah dopted bruther name Jubal, thus litgeek parents callz him jubjub, so I’s be the bandersnatch, lol.
Hooray fore teh frumious bandersnatch!
naw…..
hooray fore teho frumius bandersnatch!
momcat
[canine headtilt]
berrie clebber, doctorcat!
Fankoo. Is ackshully recycled pun frum mah teen yeers wen I waz travelin wif a yout orkestra and kwire and sumwun waz wunnerin how to gets all teh moosical instermints in teh back of teh bus.
I iz pleezed to present it to a noo audyence.
Rum!!!1!!???/? U meenz Wodka?
Why is all the rum gone?
Cuz teh celliist is a lush?
Yea dey iz. But da bassists be wurs.
wadda ’bout da pickled-lows?…….
momcat
ZOMG sooo glad not onleh wun whut callz dis pose “playin da cello” !!!1
prolly am onleh wun whut can has urge to tikl toez when sees dis, tho.
(or mebeh grab foot…gentleh)
Nopez. I kan nebber resyst grabbin that footie.
Footie is BEGGIN to be grabbeded!
Wai wee lubs grabbin dat footie so much? *strokes chin and ponderz teh sykologikul ramifikashuns…*
I alwaiz tikle toez when I seez tem
We callz it playin da cello too!!! an alwaz wanna grab dem toesies and smoo dem.
also, kitteh needz to be neutered.
I haz to scoop kitteh up to pull on dem feetz, ubberwize I getz swatted!
Oh, troll voter.
Kittehs DUZ need to be neutered.
Ebber see kittehs hanging around wut need too be fed and starbin and ebberyting? Sad, iddinit? Deres lots ub dem in teh wurld…LOTS.
Yes, kittehs needz to be neutered. You wants to feeds and takes to doctor ebbery homeless kitteh in teh universe? I tot not, smartee. Trah to be responsibull…k?
Kthxbai
Tikkl toez and den toez spred wyde! Den tikl toez eben moar.
Iz moar liek harble solo. ewwwwwww
i thot so too.
my harbls: let me show u dem. for that matter, i’m showin mahself dem.
I wuz jess finkin dat ass well.
“Here I playz mai harbles fur u.”
Wut songz ken wun play on dere harblez? Hmmm…”Gudness Grayshus Grate Balls of Fire”? “Seelver Bellz”? Dat’z awl I gots foar naow.
Srsly tho, I can has matchuridy? Do not want!
Chest nuts rohstin awn an ohpen fiyer?
Balls Out?
Shiny Disco Balls?
Bringing Back the Balls to Rock?
Grab Your Balls We’re Going Bowling?
When the Brains Go to the Balls?
Too Many Balls?
/no one will read this
Sorry, KO…
U fergotz “Big Ballz”
Ai kant bliev nobuddy sed Choklit Saltee Balls …..
wut? Itz about confic…kornfec…sweeties.
Harble solo is Han Solo’s liddle bruther. Tehy don’t talks abawt himz so mutch.
Faberluos wai to start teh dai!! Mush lol’z.
specialee aftr whut happn wiv chuwwbakka.
iz Teh Lord ov Teh Ring,
by J.R.R. LOLKEEN
and finally (sorree for teh ovrpstng)
*ahem* just because squillions of people come here and 98% of you aren’t the kind to enjoy jokes about senseless violence against innocents, here is an important message which i hope you will check out:
OCTOBER 4 (thursday) — One Blogpost Day 4 Burma
http://www.free-burma.org
all the info is at the site. if you want to support this web action, just grab one of the excellent grafics from the site, throw it up on your blog, and link back to them. Sounds a bit wobbly but is actually quite easy. If you’re interested.
Hi Cheez & Tofu – i figure this is something you’d support so ai hoep ai iznt impoezing.
http://www.free-burma.org — pleez involv yerselvz
excellent tina! thank you!
Yesh, tanks, Tina, I wurreed moar bowt Burma dan Iran rite nao, iz much distoorbeengs…. Speshullee dat da noos duzzint sho so muc abowt it. I reed bbc an even pravda an get moar data n=dan US teebee noos: “Oooh, hoos gonna looz on danci wif da staaaars?” NAWT NOOS!
Sigh. Erf haz lawng way to go….
hi b ai haz link on mai blorg to last blogger still clikkin away owt ov burma – iz in the summary ai’ve dun wiv title relating to live cremations.
seems that the Burmese Prime Minister has just died last night from an attack of blood cancer. some of the high up military officers have been arrested and their families locked up for refusing orders to kill monks and protesters. Others have fled to Thailand. One reports that there have already been thousands killed in the last few days.
US news iz suxxorz. Closest thing to real news is teh fayk nyooz liek Colbert & Jon Stewarty.
Ahmadinejad sez sum stoopee stuf but nuffin as stoopee az Bush. An agen, iz awl media pikkin wrongly reported kwoetz an repeetin them until they iz maybe trooth. Pleh.
how this relayt to piksha. . . . . hmmmm. . . . . . . it suks nuts!
tina – I haets to show mai stoopies like this – but – how do I find ur blog?
N I so agreez with u. Teh stoopy nawt-elected plant has just vetoed teh helth care bill fur liddle childruns. Is too spensive, he sez.
Teho – can u maek me a reel mad fayce pls?
duno if it wurkz on WerdPrez.
>:(
>:-(
>:P
eny of does sho up?
…noes
thanks so mutch fur trying. I’ll just sit heer at hoam with mad fayce and u will awl just hav to imagin it.
Dey shoes upp 4 me= wen U sayz der’s a bahnahnah, I C happi ore winki faess! I hab Mac & Firefoks- the 3 u writt R berry bisibbul 2 me!
yo JCH4K mai blorg is at http://www.typingisnotactivism.wordpress.com
iz weerd. ai tawt mai naym woz wiv teh hyprllnk. dang.
-plant- liks dat, discibies hims well…
I can has uproot him?
momcat
blood cansur = led poysonieeng? Dat whut I always teenkt abowt rusha…
Whut Aurka do in saem sichooashun? I alwayz wunner…. Altho I tink da Burmeez R dooin whut dey tink da AMurkins do to purrserve der freedums…
LOL! Iz berree troo, whut yoo say!
I poot da free burma on ma skeeree blawg alreddee…. Nobuddee reeds it cuz it so yikes, but I noes it der!!
(http://jinx-of-2ndlaw.livejournal.com/ fur teh brayv wuns. Iz NC-17…)
Eef I well, we go to sumpin in town liek protest tumorrow…still has stoopee code rezidyoowalls…
I posteded it too on mah blarg. http://www.livejournal.com/cheerilyxmorbid if yu wants to see. It kinda borin, jus me writin random tings an talkin aboot my lief.
B!: Friended yu on LJ.
but dat link iz all 404 n shit. wtf?
I’z in mah pakkig, doin my bizniz, wit my own pakkig…kause I kan. I has a flava!
And naow…
EIN KLEIN NACHTMUSIK!!!!
In F.
F is faor furee harblz.
Dang deh lang dang deh lang.
wait.. dat’s nawt eet.
I needz to praktiss.
Ur doin it rawng.
Iz posed ta bee
“All deh lib lawn dae!”
m nots bird! dat was Polly Wolly- da pear-at!
momcat
Nah…I wuz finkin bout Don Piaaaaaaano.
ohhhh long jonsin
[...]
i sez, ohhhh long jonsin…
Kitteh iz playn teh bass. Need bow to play chellow. Mus be jazz kitteh.
Iz playin a lawng sektion of pizzicato.
Kitteh askes whut insfrument wequires da tongue?
All da woodwinds and brasses. Yu gots to tongue da noteses.
tina – I baks u awn this – prolly evverywun heer does. Alas, I has no blog (do I heer gasps from the crowd?) so I can’t do it. But I do hope everywun who duz will joyne in.
We can’t do mutch, but purrhaps will help sumhow.
Dis is, ov corse, supposed to be under tina’s comment above abawt blogger support fur Burma/Myanmar.
iz ok, jch4k. ai oanlee haz blog coz ai cannot afford Blackwater. plz to b sndng frendleez.
Was I the only one who’s first thought was, “Why is this cat not neutered?”
Yeah, I thought so.
I’m spending too much time working.
oly sh!t. yur rite. i thot i saw teh harbls…
it was my furst thought!!
When I got my cat neutered, they just made an incision in his scrotum on each side to remove only the functional parts – after healing, his nether regions look just like this cat’s, but he definitely can’t make kittens.
Yeah, when I gotted mah boi kitteh from teh sheltur he was full-growed but not nootered. His harbls were like two great big furry bloons. Now he is nootered and his harbls look like this kitteh’s.
And I only knoes that because he is always showing me them.
Know buddy tuchez deez puppehz!!!
We sumtimes babysitz my friend’s kitteh when she is on teh vacation… he is nootered fer shur (she got him from teh local SPCA and they let no kitteh go until it’z spayed or nootered) but he has teh harblz. He waz pretty old wen she got him. I got my boicat as a kitten from same SPCA and he has nary teh harbll to be seen. Maybe they duz older boicatz diffrent?
My vet does that too, and I wonder why. My two neutered boycats really don’t look at all like whole toms- when you have a whole tom to compare them to, the difference is very, um, pronounced.
Plus, tehy luk veree diffrint all ovur, wif a big wyde faece.
Troo!
Tis troo. If they are neutered when older, they will have more scrotal remnant than if neutered when bitty. But I seen lots of of cat nuts and this guy’s intact.
Gotta go, got cats to fix.
Ok, mah new favrit expresshun today is “scrotal remnant”.
“Cut me off in traffic, will you? I don’t think so, you scrotal remnant, you!”
“Um, I’ll have the meatball sub with provolone and peppers, hold the scrotal remnant.”
Shera iz owr heera!!
Tx fur fixin kittehs in mennee wayz!!! Wish I cood werk fur yoo, I fair to middlin vet tech type in ma day!
Mehbee hez gots teh neuticles ; – )
I can has html traynin?
http://www.neuticles.com
ZOMG…fake harbls??!?!?!?!!!???!!! No wai!
Duz kittehs wif not many monnies has to get Usedticles?
Mah hyoomor list about neuticles, let me show you it:
http://www.littlefivers.com/pets/side-effects-of-testicular-implants/
lol
I likes da #1
Thx! U is a wimmenz, no dowt. Mens donut like teh idea so much, apparently.
He in Nether-NetherLand?
Iz op diffrint fur a kitteh dehn? Wenh a man iz dun, dehy leev teh harbles in playce, & tiy up dah toobz zo sperm cant getz out.
A vasectomy could in theory be done, and in fact, a vasectomized tom is sometimes used in catteries to induce false pregnancies in queens so they will go out of heat (for showing and pregnancy prevention).
That being said, the testes are routinely removed in neuters to prevent the testosterone effects (spraying, marking, fighting, mounting, etc) as well as sperm production.
In dogs both testes are removed through a central incision just in front of the scrotum. In cats, incisions are made in each scrotal pouch and the testes removed from there. The appearance after neutering varies depending on the coloration of the cat, length of fur, and age at neutering.
yep, dey take ‘em out on teh kittehs, dere is akshully medikal benyfits to not havin dose hormoonz runnen thru teh boddy.
hey, ai iz tryin to link to mai blog, letz see if it werks.
also,
cello solo? ai thot ai was jus amuzin maiself…
It werkt!
But i cood not see profile as i iz not ur friend.
Well, I iz, but i izn’t, u no wat i mean.
yr friend,
ronniecat
oopsie. i needs to fux that.
Harbls deesurv cello solo
I call this piece ‘ode to my harbls’
mai harblz……….I findz dem!
do you ever wish you could do that? just askin’
wut, fynd ma harbls?
[...]
yep, der dey iz.
Ouch, Home…..dat hurtz.
YO-YO MAAAA!!!
Yo-Yo Ma Ma too!
this one time…….at band camp……
OMG (possibly inadvertant) DAVID SEDARIS REFERENCE FOR THE TOTAL WIN !!!
http://www.thislife.org/Radio_Episode.aspx?episode=277
I can has stadium pal??
)
wouldn’t it feel…..FREEING….somehow to find out that the #()%#% who bullied you in HS was now someones BIOUTCH in a dark dreary prison cell? lol
Hai dun knock it less you tryed it!!!!
Skeeree vyoo uv rawng end uv boicat made barabull by site uv lil blak toesies!!!! OMG!! Blak toz on a wite fut!
i can has scary story dat is irelevant to teh image or any comments?
we just has had terrible wind storms all evening!! neighbors pine trees get knocked over and take down power lines and try to eat neighbors house and mai house too. stood wif kitteh in teh drive way while teh tree people were cutting dem down and taking away, tehy sai “ok you stand over dere, cause if dis fall it land on your house go smoosh, so no be inside” is very scary night for us ovar heer at m_m house, kitteh is un happeh, and m_m without power for several hours, power company very prompt tho, they show up wif in half hour and say “ok, we fixeded it kthxbai”
Skeery!!! Glad u iz ok.
YOIKS!!! Winstrom damaj iz da nawt fun!
BERREEE BERREEE glad yoo ok wif yoor kittehs!!!
(I had da bad dreem frum ma PTSD. I blawrged it, as I do, den camed heer fur happee thots.)
yay! pwr compny talk in lolcat nao!!!
Zoinkees! Take care!
Guid 2 noze UR okai MM.
2.5 yrz bak, we haz dah hurrycayn, but I jst goez 2 bed & sleepz thro it!
LOL, when ma Mommee yung, she libbed in Pensilcola. Remmemmers sleepin fru a cuppla blowings. She leavded FLA as soon as she cood! Camed to Cali, an STAYED! LOL!
i move to wisconsin FROM sudern californi-a, thinking, no earfquakes, want!! bad mistake i guess. but i had not much choice, i was an itty bitty m_m and moved here wif mai mommy. now has to deal wif blizzards and tornados and cheese. do not want.
Ah! Fear the power of cheese!
Med Maid,
wowowowowowowowoowwowowoowowowoowoowowowowowowoowowowowowoowowowow
Gladz u an kitteh are awlrite
so nice to hab de power back on so u can lolcat
makes de bad thots float away
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
(Taps sheet music stand)
Okey i’se a toonen up
(Plays skritchey noats)
Erk eeeeek eeek eeeeeeerrw
–Foomp foomp!
(Glares at trombonist)
Dang brass sekshun! Alwey messin up mah consentrayshun!
…Okey i pee in ur cayse later.
Yo Yo Meow!
Weez allwayz call dis poze “playin da chello” rownd heer. Diz kitty playin Chello Sweet Nomber 1 in G Major of Joanne Sebaschan Back.
['hem]
…das Johanne Sebaschin Backsiyd.
tsk — donchu membr enyfing frum moozic lesinz??
I can haz spensive moosickle educaytion so of corss I cant member nuffin!
Go ahed, low brass sekshun alreddee pee in der cases. Moar da meowrier!
Really reminds me of band and orchestra days! And internecine silliness between sections. Brass players were like the jocks. String players were all skinny and smoked a lot. Woodwinds were almost normal people
And the percussion! LOL!
The viola jokes may now commence.
[crickets]
How do you get two violists to play in tune?
Shoot one.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a violist who have been run over by cars?
There’s skid marks in front of the lawyer.
Why is a viola better than a violin?
The viola burns longer.
True, true, very true. I just thought so because I played clarinet. Perhaps I should have said “single reed players.”
A guy walks into a bar, and sees some intense conversations going on. He overhears some guys talking about string theory, and says “Wow! That’s way over my head!” He moves on and overhears a conversation about textual criticism and deconstruction. “Yikes!” he says and moves on. He sidles up to a third group and they’re talking about baseball. “Ouch!” he says, and moves on again. A fourth group is talking about Brad and Angelina and Britney. “Jeez,” he says “I just don’t get it.”
Finally he sits down next to a lone guy at the end of the bar. “Wow, all the talk around here is way over my head,” he said. “Me too,” said the other guy. “What kind of reeds do you use?”
gascat in marcn ban hims be saxy phone, des be kraaazy guys! (and gals) anyhow I lubs when de be playn an drum maj say “horns up”… band sez “shwing!”
but how kan u not lub a ban dat stars marchin by sayn “bibbity bobbity boo! HUH!”
momcat
Narkoleptic cat has qweshun….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
A friend of mine calls that position the “French Salute”.
My Grampy used to always call that pose the “bass-viol” aka the vile-bass..
An nyao. Show-pan’s harballz in Dee Mainor.
Lez heer it 4 Yo-Yo Ma-eow!
i think this site needs more submissions with HARBLZ
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