ADSL cat is connecting…
Acquiring I.P. address…
photo: by Matt Basta via ICHCF
capped and submitted by: bober
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AfriCat on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Zekermeme on FIZICKS kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! kafleenthedonkey on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Kiya on Dis iz as far owt of bed caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… HistoryMaker on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! Grantski on YOU GOT ME RIBBONS!! caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… Lungdoc on I iz in ur space-time continuu… caramelchef81 on I iz in ur space-time continuu… PootyTat on I iz in ur space-time continuu…
Kitteh are down for maintinence =(
ur megabits…. i haz them
i made u sum megabits
butt i atted dem while dey were warm
koneshun failed, usernaem or puzword is not valid!
–wayt.
was dat lolspeek fr “pusswerd”??
lolspeek fr “putzwerd”???
akshuly dats teh opizit, i fink.
pusswerd iz ‘naow’… can very by dyealect, of corrs.
Cat5 Cable
Iz onglee cee one kiteh cable
LMAO!
Oh oh! Me wants 5 cats on a cable!
Boo Cat5 tekky stuff… Do Not Want!
Tekky is teh pleh!
[hands on hips]
[glare]
Tech Support Kitteh says you needs new CAT5 cable.
nom, nom, this is relevant to my nom, nom, nom
Man, dese content-blokking programs r gettin moar an moar complikated. Dis wun woan’t ebin let me vyoo kitty-pr0n!
You better by talking about furry stuff.
I bot teh cat foodz on Ebay but i still not taste dems flavur..
I think I findz ur problem—- and it doesn’t have to do with ur computer….
I’m in yer internetz, blokkin yer toobs.
Soon yur toobs be blawkin my… glarg, glarg, glarg, GLARK!!! Nebber min….
eef joore en sutch a hurri joo kuld lowrr a rop oar a brnch or sumthn hlpful.
ya, i gives mi werd as a spaniard joul reach top alive!
Ai am not lef handid!
INCONSEEVIBLE!
no rilly. is troo.
I not shur yu know is meaning uv wurd.
no good…I’ve known too many Spaniards…..
….I hate waiting……
wuz dey cocky spanierds?
Princess Bride FTW
ahm gonna dew em leff handid…
JOO NO WUIT A HURRI WEZ N!
Ifn ah uoose mai rite iz our 2 qwiklee
ah cannut b sasified
O FYNE! HAV UT UR WAI!
I would soon destroy a stained glass window than an artist such as yourself. However, as I can’t have you getting in my way…
*fwap*
Nom nom chew chew …. mmmm this lickorish twist is long….
I have my reservations about this dentist
We gives dis kitteh sum hedfones and iz nu napstur
I fot all kittehs waz napsters. Mines naps alla tiem.
Kitteh bitez too hard, bekums Deadliest Catch…owzzzzzzz!
internetz has a flaver!
OMG that kitteh is obvyuslly yousing rong cabels!!1!
evry 1 knos u kneeds eethernets cabel
The internets isn’t tubes, it is a series of lolcats.
seems liek is geting dat wai, duznit?
lol sad but inevitable truth
Ur internets haz flavor
OMG kitteh shood youse eethernets cabel he yousesing rong 1
I don c hole kitteh – jus big head & paw….have techycats evolved to point they don have body??? Or….is dis a pitcher of sumpin TOO HORRIBLE to conteplate?
ur internets.
I AM THEM.
I conteplayted it. It wuz horribul. Thx!
The horror, the horror.
Nah. Rest of kitteh is on backorder frum Ikea
is why u should order kittehs from deh amazon – u know when is in stock an when ships. wif ikea, u wayt much more longer.
plus u haz to pootz dem togevvr.
Huh mai kittehz pootz all by demselfs. Needz no halp frum me.
i halps enywai.
(bureetoez is guuuud.)
Beeg flyin Zardoz hed kittehs….. hmmmmm….
Biggess prawblem iz dey want INPOOT, nawt hav way fur de owtpoot…. Iz gud or bad ting?
Teh gun iz good!
(Not so grate, ackshully.)
Kitteh needz power cycle. Plug out himz, plz. Wate wile minnit hand goze around and around, den plug in himz.
heh heh Ah interseptin deir emalz. “Yoo no heer frum frenz? Dey muss not luf yoo. So stai home wif me!”
Yoo say dis kitteh purrfurs spam? Kin him come to my emayl, plsktx?
Dis kitteh hab puuuurrrrty oranj ies! Redee for haloweenz.
Oranj is poizin! A POIZIN STARE! Watch out…….
Beep ker-beep meow bzzzzzt kerbeep kerbeep
im in ur network
eatin ur bandwidthz
splayns ma kunnekshun tooday! R maybe iz ma pie-rat program….
Bandwidth Kitteh is measuring ur throughput – with his teef…
“…one megabit….two megabits…”
“THREE MAHRVELUSS MEGABITZ! ah ha ha ha ha ha.”
[thunder]
Sesame Street Count FTW!!!
With teh teeth, must megerBITES, not megerbitzez.
is gud poynt.
er… poyntz.
Feed dis kitteh sum garlic – himz haz wurmz wyk ai’v nevar ceen.
Eeeeeeyeeeeeeewwwww!!! Wurmz!
Seemz somewun cot a catfish.
*headdesk*
Well-connected Cat
shows us his opinion of
telemarketers.
nomnomnomnomnom
emayl spam is ful of pleh
harbls taest betar
now ping your gateway:
one nine two dot one six eight
dot zero dot one
(tek suport hyku!?
never thot i’d see teh dai…
oh well — c’est la vie)
If I ping my home
IP address I only
get busy signal….
Noes Kitteh! Donut eat teh cords. Is dangerus, u could get electromakyooted!
Has we chased all teh care trollz awai? Dis iz teh closest I hab seen to “Oh noes! Tink ob da pore electrified kitteh!” — but dis wun is layt and phunny, not hyperventilaytin.
How r we gonna fill teh care troll squayrs ov owr BingLol???
Youu don onestlee tink awl teh trollz gon?
ya… go chek teh next powst
[rolleyes]
Gotta throw a caretroll bomb out there once in a while.
DSLcat? Moar lyk DSLsloth…
Need lolbird on top uv caybl. Then it be RoadRunner!
doan bleev evryting teh ComCats comershuls sez.
Dis ping haz flavor.
In Sovyet Rusha, flavor haz ping!
my binglols. let me show u them.
Spam kitteh iz kuhnekted – filterin ur inbox.
meh wan more kitteh! stupid lanloard said i can has onleh 1…no i goin 2 fanfiction.net… turnin za bad grammr ofz…
whut yoo reed der? I reed Xmans fickshuns, iz gud sumtiemz!
Network borked! Somebody is sukin up bandwidth and data. Where could it all be going?
Conectered kittee are conectered.
OH NOES!! THINK OF TEH LOLWIRES!!!
lolbingo!!!
Hmm
Innernets is tasty!
nom… spam is like unto chikn?
Say….isn’t this how Freakazoid was created?
Wate…where uther end come out?
You don’t want to know….
Kitteh lubbz fatz blakk
Piskettee. Allwayz goze 2
t3h straynjest playses
Lawtz ub Pisketteez
frumz tall, wawrmz Speshull Playse awll
ober t3h Howse
Piskette iz kynd
uv blandz. No tayst. Kitteh non,
nom, noms enneewayz
Jack.
Myutant frog-kitteh hz long blak tung for catchin teh flyz (n lickin ur cheezburger wen u no pay atenshun)
acwirin IPurr atdress…
IPurr atdress acwird…
be usin byte code…
dounlowdin flaver… wun purr sent, tu purr sent, tree purr sent
dis kitteh havin truble wif intarnetz, him no haz MAC address, ‘casue him eated itz cheezburgery gudness
Frickin’ hilarious.
I took this picture. It is of my cat Nachalous. The original picture is captioned as I GIVE YOU CAMERA; IF YOU GIVE MEH CHEEZBURGER. Those are my dad’s legs in the background. I don’t get none of the credit. I feel bad.