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U seez what

I’z put up with.

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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?

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dapanferkitteh

Holt stills, the spleenter iz amost owt!

(furst? mee?)

 
JAJEH

Lil bruddahs are all ALAIK!

mystique

lil bruddahs - FAIL!

 
 
DarrylsMama

That’s not a brother, that’s a sister bc she’s a calico.

JAJEH

RIGHT! Lil SISTERS ARE ALL ALAIK!

 
LuvBJones

Ndeed! Iz she bitey cus she’s calico, or is she calico caus she’s bitey?

JAJEH

She’s bitey cuz she’s a kid sibling!

Gail

Mah lil sis, she do same thing to me. All bitey when baby. I have a picture!

 
 
paws4thot

Dehy seemd nyce enuf; jst a bit bitey!!

snafutti

Sean ob teh ded!! lol

 
 
 
 
Tina

Awww… poor kitteh - resistence against vampir kitteh iz futile.

mystique

vampire kat sez joo has a type AB+ flavor!

 
 
Neil

Pleaze to make me spay/newter? No want any like dis.

Johnson442

Fer hoomans, a visit to “Chuck-E-Cheezes” is usually enuff to reech dis decision!

 
 
cline

Maaaaa! Make em stop or else…why do I gotta watch him?

 
 
B!

Lawng-sufferin kitteh
is lawng-suffering.

Teho

and has com tu spekt dis sort of thing frum u ;)

gascat

blac an whi kiddi mus b spec ed tshur lik mez. I haz liddli bittin kidden too! liks 2 nibbl on fingrs if youz too slow…
fourtunatly I waz traind by siam fighn kiddi- I gots quic reflexs!
still lubs da liddil kidden- its soooo koot- goes bite! smile! lubs da smile

ya- awl us spec ed tshurs slighly touched….

momcat

 
 
BorisEvenWorse

I has been antisipated. Five bergurs for you, evin tho I is teh jelus you was firster than me.

 
 
ManfredMom

Ur leg, its haz a flabor! Taysteseses lyk cheezburger!

Darrkwolff

Noes! I r nawt tastee or nootrishus! DO NOT WANT!

 
 
B!

U kotched on flim? Ai kall ma lolyur!

mystique

lolyur! HEHE!!! I LUB EET! fie bargarz B!

 
 
mystique

beeg brudders eez nom n has a flavor…plus dey cannea tell on mam so mausch!

 
 
KickahaOta

“I haz bin opressd.
Plz send da ACLU.
And a cheezburger.”

Darrkwolff

Come and see the violence inherent in the system!

BorisEvenWorse

Wen they sayd “wateree tart” I espectered poorly cooked pastree. Turns out is not nothing so good as that.

 
Reese Tora

kitteh no need lobbed seemetar, haz for seemetarz awn eech fut

 
 
 
medicated_maiden

kitteh demands payment for teh watchink of teh vampyre siblin’s. 10 cheezburger an hour, up front

 
mystique

ah noez lub hurtz, but dis is reedik…riddikque…ridicyoole…cwazeh.

 
LuvBJones

*bite bite* almos tru teh floof nao … *bite*

 
mystique

kitteh kavorkian eez halpin mez tayke nap…

 
SarahD

I weel saevs u and sucks teh poysin owt!

…u shuldnta eeten teh oranj wun

 
Missy

Gittin’
Bittin’
By dis Kitten
No want!

doctorcat

Ha! Wen teeninetsy teef marks appeer on NEfing aroun r hous (liek hands, cheese, etc.) we say it’s kitten-bitten.

 
 
Maxxity

Nugouhteeatin kitteh goez furthur than jus tweestin yer arm - 2 cheezburgerz an a snorgluz. Thas mah finul offuh!

 
bubbyscranky

Srsly, r u jus gonna sit der an watch me gittin bited? Do sumfin!!

 
JAJEH

NO, SRSLY! I m Red Cross Kitteh an u r voluntier gibbin blood! This is how we start makin blood kum out. You geh cookie lader.

 
D.R.

Wut u meen, u r not cheezburger?

O srry, i fergots!

 
Madison

Mai is lykin ur leg. Taste lyke chiken.

Teho

Mai is not lykin ur teef. Feelz liek brat.

 
 
Plobes

little kitteh is kyoot, but shez got sumz nasty krusts or bumpz under hurr eyez or sumpin

taffy5

I agree. That is the first thing I noticed. Somebody get some medicine for this wittle one.

Charli

its her coloring dorks!

 
 
 
 
Missy

Wen I saids “bite me”, I ment it retorically, kitteh….don’t be so damm littural.

 
 
Pittypat

Despite their differences, and a smell strong enough to kill plants where they stand, Penelope Pussycat is very much in love with Pepe Le Pew!

 
Melissa

Dis mah lil bother.
he botherin me rite noaw.

Sumdai. Suuumdai.

 
Carlos

Little kitty has eye boogers.

 
leaderoftheband

But WUT is dat stuff unner litl kittehs eyz? Pleh! Do not wantQ

 
jakeradz

AHHHHHHHH its teh kittey zombys!!!! RUNZ!!!!

 
 
CJ

I jus tryin 2 sho mah nefew mah “GUNS’ an he bitez me. WTF iz up wid dat?

 
Jack Deth

Dis iz wutt happinz
wennz Liddilz Sisturr watchez
layt-nytez Zawmbeez flikkz

Liddil Sisturr wuz
askeerd atz furst. Den starrtud 2
aktz lyke t3h Zawmbeez

Liddil Sisturr keepz
sayeeng, “Deyz kummeeng 2 getz
U, Barbra’… Much weerdz :-)

Jack.

jakeradz

awesum!!!!! <3’s teh romero!

 
 
Dexaan

Hey little kitteh, what iz wif all teh fite?
Itty bitty kitteh want to byte byte byte

Teho

[snort] dood in dat vidyo remiens meh of Banila Mice.

Dexaan

Glad i’ma not teh onli one to c teh rezemblanze

 
 
 
D.R.

Hey

Dis iz a weerd wey ta do mah TB test

 
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