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Holt stills, the spleenter iz amost owt!
(furst? mee?)
Lil bruddahs are all ALAIK!
lil bruddahs – FAIL!
That’s not a brother, that’s a sister bc she’s a calico.
RIGHT! Lil SISTERS ARE ALL ALAIK!
Ndeed! Iz she bitey cus she’s calico, or is she calico caus she’s bitey?
She’s bitey cuz she’s a kid sibling!
Mah lil sis, she do same thing to me. All bitey when baby. I have a picture!
Dehy seemd nyce enuf; jst a bit bitey!!
Sean ob teh ded!! lol
Awww… poor kitteh – resistence against vampir kitteh iz futile.
vampire kat sez joo has a type AB+ flavor!
Pleaze to make me spay/newter? No want any like dis.
Fer hoomans, a visit to “Chuck-E-Cheezes” is usually enuff to reech dis decision!
Maaaaa! Make em stop or else…why do I gotta watch him?
Put-upon kitteh
is put-upon.
Lawng-sufferin kitteh
is lawng-suffering.
and has com tu spekt dis sort of thing frum u
blac an whi kiddi mus b spec ed tshur lik mez. I haz liddli bittin kidden too! liks 2 nibbl on fingrs if youz too slow…
fourtunatly I waz traind by siam fighn kiddi- I gots quic reflexs!
still lubs da liddil kidden- its soooo koot- goes bite! smile! lubs da smile
ya- awl us spec ed tshurs slighly touched….
momcat
I has been antisipated. Five bergurs for you, evin tho I is teh jelus you was firster than me.
Ur leg, its haz a flabor! Taysteseses lyk cheezburger!
Noes! I r nawt tastee or nootrishus! DO NOT WANT!
U kotched on flim? Ai kall ma lolyur!
lolyur! HEHE!!! I LUB EET! fie bargarz B!
beeg brudders eez nom n has a flavor…plus dey cannea tell on mam so mausch!
Aw, kitteh, u has a flavr!
“I haz bin opressd.
Plz send da ACLU.
And a cheezburger.”
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Wen they sayd “wateree tart” I espectered poorly cooked pastree. Turns out is not nothing so good as that.
kitteh no need lobbed seemetar, haz for seemetarz awn eech fut
kitteh demands payment for teh watchink of teh vampyre siblin’s. 10 cheezburger an hour, up front
ah noez lub hurtz, but dis is reedik…riddikque…ridicyoole…cwazeh.
*bite bite* almos tru teh floof nao … *bite*
kitteh kavorkian eez halpin mez tayke nap…
I weel saevs u and sucks teh poysin owt!
…u shuldnta eeten teh oranj wun
Gittin’
Bittin’
By dis Kitten
No want!
Ha! Wen teeninetsy teef marks appeer on NEfing aroun r hous (liek hands, cheese, etc.) we say it’s kitten-bitten.
Nugouhteeatin kitteh goez furthur than jus tweestin yer arm – 2 cheezburgerz an a snorgluz. Thas mah finul offuh!
Srsly, r u jus gonna sit der an watch me gittin bited? Do sumfin!!
NO, SRSLY! I m Red Cross Kitteh an u r voluntier gibbin blood! This is how we start makin blood kum out. You geh cookie lader.
Wut u meen, u r not cheezburger?
O srry, i fergots!
Mai is lykin ur leg. Taste lyke chiken.
Mai is not lykin ur teef. Feelz liek brat.
little kitteh is kyoot, but shez got sumz nasty krusts or bumpz under hurr eyez or sumpin
I agree. That is the first thing I noticed. Somebody get some medicine for this wittle one.
its her coloring dorks!
thats mai sistas catz!!
Wen I saids “bite me”, I ment it retorically, kitteh….don’t be so damm littural.
NOM!
Nom on mom.
Is like hop on pop?
i hoep so.
Despite their differences, and a smell strong enough to kill plants where they stand, Penelope Pussycat is very much in love with Pepe Le Pew!
Dis mah lil bother.
he botherin me rite noaw.
Sumdai. Suuumdai.
Little kitty has eye boogers.
But WUT is dat stuff unner litl kittehs eyz? Pleh! Do not wantQ
AHHHHHHHH its teh kittey zombys!!!! RUNZ!!!!
Rezzident Evol!
I jus tryin 2 sho mah nefew mah “GUNS’ an he bitez me. WTF iz up wid dat?
Dis iz wutt happinz
wennz Liddilz Sisturr watchez
layt-nytez Zawmbeez flikkz
Liddil Sisturr wuz
askeerd atz furst. Den starrtud 2
aktz lyke t3h Zawmbeez
Liddil Sisturr keepz
sayeeng, “Deyz kummeeng 2 getz
U, Barbra’… Much weerdz
Jack.
awesum!!!!! <3’s teh romero!
Hey little kitteh, what iz wif all teh fite?
Itty bitty kitteh want to byte byte byte
[snort] dood in dat vidyo remiens meh of Banila Mice.
Glad i’ma not teh onli one to c teh rezemblanze
Hey
Dis iz a weerd wey ta do mah TB test