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Oh bee still! The flez iz gittin away!
nom nom nom
n 2 daze latur u haz wurms, lol.
ornj kitteh sez: i can has catsup?
eez okeh, grey wanz eez not sew mausch poyson…
but will oranj wan givz poyzin 2 grey wan?
you have to send teh ceezburger firstsss
I vant UR
blaawdcheezburger.OMG So damn cute!
and a little sezy 2… LOL
Vampire Kittah bitts again.
Do not vant!
Nooo, itz got u too.
tis vampyr bidness really sux
1 kittenz it anozer kiten ..rezult biger kiten
OH hush hunnee it jus a lub bite!!!
aww, cyoot kittehs!
Mah cherch just had Blessing uv teh Aminals. Mostly doggies, but one liddel kitten that looked like teh grey an wyte wun in dis pichur. So kyoot! Ah was praktikly drooling.
Kim, iz u in Chicago? or duz aminals get blessded evvywhere dat weekend?
October 11 is St. Francis of Assissi day. Churches often do blessings of the animals the first Sunday of October in his honor.
And now back to your regularly scheduled LOLcats
NOM NOM NOM Feests of Francis! DO we get CHEEZBURGERS??
(Taut it was October 4)
dat is sew cyool! all dem yeerz bein cafflik – wai dey noez teech us dis eemportant dai?!?!
WIN! (he waz affer aull mah favrit saynt ^^)
being epsicocats- wez haz to be diffnt- wez blesses our animals nex sunday Oct 11th.
wev blessed mousies and goggies, cuppla kiddes, one llama (dat inerestin…) an small hanful stuffe animals.
my dagter waz taks her snakie (she nice cornsnakie) not so sure gud idea…….
momcat
Sorry! I’z also episcocat (there used to be a photo comic in the Living Church mag called that). So went with what I know.
gaskat – let dagter breeng snakee – iz a blezzink an iz gud fur odder par…puri..church peeples to see nise snakies not meen wunz.
my frend iz a episkopul st fransis munk, an he lurbs all da ammmils, eben snakies.
Aww, I lubs da cormsnakies. Dey so kyoot! An verreh nice an sweet.
Mah parunts cherch (dey Catolic. I not so much annymoar.) does da blessinks of da aminuls evry yeer. Dey also does a livin Nativiti wif kamels an evryting!
In Hollund ees kallud “dierendag” (animul dai).
Prebiteriaunz donz do “blessings” as such, but do hav speshul aminal serbizez 2.
oh yeh!
awl teh crzy animules at St John Teh Divyn in NYC…wun yeer der was a camel…srsly!
mostly goggies n kittehs – my roomate in collge tuk her 2goldfishis…crzy cllge kyds!
I also NOOyorker, n evry yer thers big PARADE of aminals of alllllll kinds!
I iz in Pittsburgh and methodist. Las yeer I tuk mah kittehs, but dey no like car ride, an not 2 crazee bowt teh holee watur eeder.
I went by a Catholic Cherch yesturdais an saw a sign bout blessings of de pets…
Interesting to no it is a tradishunz.
Jus won ting I gotta no…
do dey hab the kitteh dat says
put your monies in de bowl foar Jeeeesusssss ??!!??
Blessingz of de pets iz fer St Francis’ day coz he luvved da lil aminals. My church haz all kinda aminals come togedder and da kidlets luvvvv it. Da kittehs don’t luv da puppies so much. Rabbits and gerbilz and others, too. No lolruses, tho.
we hadz a furst twoday four me, wez blessed usually goggies and kiddies but…. we hadz one turdle an……… a bananana slug! – funi ding it akshoul pet cames from washing ton now in colorodeos. In Orygun bananana slugs preddy much ebery where! I jus bout crack up, I tryn to be gud- waz furst day at dis chuch four me.
momcat
Dere LBreeze- taht wuz reelee a grate pikshur – teh “put your monies is de bowl foar Jeeeesussss!
Too bad tehy prolly won’t have such a kitteh – they wud get RICH!
Foar SURE !!!!
Dat pikshur maided me laffed till I cried for dais !!!!
I couldn’t stop gowing back to it.
I lubbed awl de comment too.
So much the fun….I lubs it still
Prob mah flavurite !!!!
I wud lub to hav dat kitten !
iz adorabuls until oen day kitn is cat-siez an doings dis at foar A M on ur HEDD.
yah, had doze ginormus fullee growd kittehz in teh bed raslin at about for A M dis moarnin. n we bof sik n DO NOT WANT hyoomongo cats raslin in teh bed liek dat wen we try to sleep. dat at end o bed, den sneaker pattie sleepin by me n casey marie on mai pillo.
Te ho ho ho
I leffs u a comment butt de beeg cheeze ated it !!!!
dat bing ting is de bomb foar reals !!!
u are de moast colorful purrson !!!
cant u juz eemajun a roomful of well worn ladies playing lolcatbingo….
de cigs juz hanging owt their mowffs an won goes
WTF…..Bingo !!!
wun dai, dat wils be meh.
eksept fr nots teh ladey part.
I tinks u shud remane open tu nu experiemences….
u iz mahn? i thotted u waz ladee lik me!
erm no.
wayt — i mean yes furst, THEN no.
Heeeeeeyyyyyy….who yu kallin well worn????? LOL
LOL
I pikshurs dat ladee on the hallmaks shoo bochs greeting cards
Makes me de laffeetomyslefee
HALP!
One cat cruelly slain…
One cat lost in lust for blood…
MURDER ON A LAP.
(now playing in a theater near you)
(kittehs under 2 not admitted without parent)
moar win den yooshul!
dis wun can beetz Teh Mowstrap
for longest strayt run?
(PS — dis wut i meenz… en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mousetrap )
Agatha ref FTW!!!
ur dame riet.
I also is Agatha Christie fan. Wunz upon a tiem I had awl of her bookz – butt lost most of them in a basement flood (pipe broke). So sad.
And – I tells only u – I also met her once. Shook her hand and exchanged a few pleasantries. Wuz – kwite a thrill.
yr pulin ma laig.
leggo.
Beest haiku evar!
deh pants … duz no wun care about deh poor pants??
quit wiggle, hard to give hickee thru all dis furrr!
Chekz ur eyezez! I r nawt cheezburger! I r kyoot kitteh!
Der! Nao u breef agin. Kitteh tracheotomy!
FTW1!
lol! MacGyver kitteh, ftw!
quick !!! give me a ballpoint pen and a paperclip !!!
Marsha Warfield sez “giv em some hand lotion and a tampon…”
Dis lap aint big enuff furr teh bowf ov uz!
I habs a conundrumz
HALP !!!!
“Ahh, Morticia, you spoke French!”
I has dis gui at werk…bwess himz hart..
he look jus like teh unca festah!
he weyrd too. summa tiem he jus stand an stare from’cross teh stoar.
I wanna stick a lite bub in himz mouf.
I’d do that for a dollar.
DARE!
DOUBLE DARE!!
(but only if he’s got an SoH. Nawt wantx U 2 haz teh fyre.)
Wach owt lil stypee! Teh oranj wons is poysin! Mommeh to go gets annidoat!
annidoat eez snorgles!
y u just standin’ ther? put camra down and HALP
agreez. sumone plz halpz dis por kitteh.
i tink teh kitteh is fine but its jus teh look on hiz fayse.. lols
Lykewyz; Dhis iz nawthin moar dahn a funnee fayce pull in teh kittn rasslin.
I Vant 2 Suk Ur Blud
UNCLE!!!
MMMMMOMMMMM!!!!! He’s tryin ta KISS ME! Mak him STOP!!!!!
Lol! They grey kitteh is soooooooo kyoot! I wish my kitteh was grey…oh wait! She is! That’s why we named her Dusty!
Thircul thircul dawt dawt dawt
Noaw I’z gotz mah cootee shawt!
The gray kitty’s expression is absolutely priceless.
I adore that kitteh … the bestest expresshun ever
yup, dat is uh “malp meh” expreshun if i evar seez wun.
supposed to say “halp meh”. i can has typing lessons?
jes – joo gotz awl opposabl thums 2!
Dis muder? Nah. Dis looks lik suprize snorgle to me. Stripedy kitteh waz not expecting dis. Now she says, oh orgie my deer. If only U wasnt poison!
Maaaaaam! Timmy’s touchin mee agin!
Zombie Kitty strikes again!!
Budgie n Siouxsie Sioux bein all romatik. (dunno y grey kitteh remindz me of siouxsie… mus be teh eyz)
not the cure’s ‘lovecats’?
you must be thinking of ‘kitties in the lust’ ;o)
“Under the mountain, a golden fountain
Were you praying at the Lares shrine?
But ohh oh your kitties lie in lust, my friend”
…wait, what you mean that not the correct lyric? well, that’s whut *I* heard
we shuld has eachuver for dinnr
we shuld has eachuver wif creem
I R IN LURVE…..
ohhh…to haff lapfull of kittenz…espy oranjies…an greys, an black, and white, and and and and and and and and
ohh..whateffer….I TAKE DEM ALL !!
I haz much LURVE to gif..
Deh trubble is, when dey getz big, you haz lapfull with just one kitteh!!!1!
LOL
Orr ay lapfulls uf kitteh wif him owns laps!
(Peaches, aka The Angel Catburger, had his own lap.)
I is vampire kitty!
Noo, i are not cheezburger!
Ornj kitteh: U tastes lik chickn!!!
Gray kitteh: noes, i dont, rlly! i iz all tuf, n tastes moor likes asparegus. Yuk! u noes wunt me…n sides, i tink i haz teh west nile *cof cof* may be con… contu… catchin. *achew!* (ahem)
Bayjj an wyte Kitteh
Nom, nom, noms awn Sissturr’z nekk.
Finkz him’z Drakkyoola!
Koodz awllso beez Jorjj
A. Romerro fan. Himz flikkz can
haz t3h much skeeree!
Sissturr Kitteh no
has garlikk or Hoalee Watturz.
Swatz Bruddur instedd
Jack
Vampyre kitteh says:
Oh hai
I can sux yr blood?
kthnxbai
Or mebe just:
HALP
vampire kitteh
must feed
Reminds me of one of the most famous headlines from “The Onion” that showed a twin to the darker tabby: “This kitten thinks of murder all day long!”
They really are pretty much just adorable, furry little serial killers…
Sry, you am rong; kittees killz micez, not cereal.
Tellz dat to da makers of kut-rate kibble…
gray kitteh sez: man, this bites.
(dodjes tomatoze)
[throws burgers]
[pitches pickles]
launches lettuce :c)
[bombards with buns]
[flings fries]
[chucks chicken nuggets]
yah!
fud figh!
hits de decks kiddies! lotsa nom noms awl ober da flor!
don touch da chawlat puddin- it a liddle weird da way is slithersssssss ou da bowl.
ah sigh- hi skool memries……
momcat
LOL!!!! woohoo!!
[PREPARES TEH PUDDIN'PULT!]
Aaaaaaack! Iz teh puddinkwerferschnorglekanonen!
[tosses da tater tots]
Ack! Teho yuz scwortz chawlet puddin al ober mine nic white furry bib! moms kat gonna be maaad!
(attacks with applesauce)
momcat
KATapults teh kippich kontayner
[Slings sesame seeds]
R u CRAYZEE?? U cud hav sumwun’s eye owt wiht wun ob dose tings.
[obrarmz unyun ringz]
no no no — u gots tu UNDARHAND teh unjun rangs! elss dey wont com bak.
halp! i iz not cheezburger! do not want!!!
And stoopy humin sitz ther doin’ nuthing. Yousless as ever, except at mealtime.
Dats wut I thot, too.
This is the final “lap” of the Ultimate Kitteh Throwdown…the first one pinned for 15 seconds wins the match.
Yep Chuck things are drawing to a close, Golden Gus the Brawler has San Francisco Louie staring in the great beyond…ITS GOLDEN GUS….
Crowd: HISS ! HISS! MEOW! MEOW! rowwrrrrrrr………………………
What’s that Louie?….sigh I did it for rosebud…irk..
oh noes! summon git dis grey kitteh a anni-venum! teh oranj wuns is poisunos!
(i no can bleev nowun haz sed dis!)
Poyzonus meenz dehy R poyzon ib U eets dehm. Ib dehy poyzonz U by eetin U, daht iz ten venomous!
yu is rite
i has thot dat veeneemus wood be murr rite, but dat poysunos wud be murr funneh
i is full uv fail :<
TANK OO Paws!
TANK OO TANK OO TANK OO!!!!!
iz pet peeve o miahn!!!
Itz bin sed befor. Mebee yoo haznt bin markin yur Binglol kard write!
U fergetz to reed befour u postedz – ai sed its way up der!
OMG, yu is rite!
ai lukd thru dem, but deed not see yurs at da tiem dat i posted myne…
wurdpres be fuxing wif mah persepshons
Teh furzt rool ob Kittn Fite Klub iz “Do nawtz tawk bout Kittn Fite Klub”
I HAS a taste?
Highlander kitteh sez, “Dere ken ownly bee WON!”
hehe
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/photo/6a00c2252668128e1d00e398ae8f0c0001.html
Vampire Highlander kitteh sez: “Dere kan be ownly NOM!”
DYSLEXIC IMMORTALS UNTIE!
Oh noes! Teh orinj wuns iz….
vampires?
Mah gurlfrend sez tu meh, wit dat luk in her aye,
“There can be… only MEEEE!”
“only uuuuuuu can mak mi dreams kum tru”
(migains seems to mak me dink of lobs of ollld songss)
momcat
vampr kitteh!
::stalks Theo::
dat AiylundGrrl… sheez teh INSTY GATOR. tsk
::stalks some more::
Laney, puddnz iz ’bout 20 posts up, go git u sum
Lestat Kitteh makes another kill.
Erm…iz deez teh saym 2 kittehs as teh firzt pic (“Run! I can’t hold him bak mutch longer!)? Teh ornj wun luk ezackly teh saym and teh tygur wun luk neerleh teh saym. Or mebbe ai’m jus’ crzy…crzy fur kewt kittehs…
Puddinkz…. I missed Puddinkz???
Vmpre Kitty is suking yr blod
blud puddins = MUCH PLEH
WIN!
momcat
so kyuut i cud throw up…in a gut way
Oh no! a caTnibal! Man that was punny..
Maaah! He finks i has vitaminz an minaruls!
i nat ur daaly vitimun
NOM NOM NOM NOM
eye kan haz CHRG?
zombie kitteh eetz u!
Vampiric Kitty is Vampiric.