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u has no idia kitteh.
oh hai!
can we has caturday plz?
kthx!
No we cannot has caturday. Not ours.
Do want.
This is me every week.
wat u sed.
2 mutch blud in caffeen seestim
lazirs deinergyzed
Revilashin spase FTW!
Me too kitteh!
Aww, kitteh, so trueeeee, that’s so my expression!
poor kitteh, dont worry, we’re in it together *pat pat pat*
kitteh lukes askance at human. duz not apresiate condesensun. DO NOT WANT.
don twee awl!
mono-day-rail cat hazn’t run owt of weakdayz
Monorail Cat
has extensive damage from
run-in with a dawg.
omg. i can jus uhmagine teh hedlines…
MONORAIL CAT DAMMGAED
several flees, which wer teh onli passangers, died tuday when monorail cat wuz deraild after an unavoidable collishun wif a dog that floped down on teh trak an went to sleep. teh dog was unharmed adn is nao running round wif an espression on his fase like “whut i do? wasnt me…” while likking faces an stiking his nose in bad places. monorail cat plans to sue for 1million cheezburgers in damage.
Dis full uv teh awsum!
HOws can u hab such an imajinitib mind on Mon morning?
is calld MOCHA. wif extry spresso.
dat wuz mai furst thot too.
oohhh, lukkit teh kitteh – I feel so sry fur dat dawg!!!
This should be a really big poster on my wall.. I totally recognize mysef in the look of the cat..
*Me want CaTuRdAy!*
bad parkour landingz. i has it.
[URKKK]
Elokwent Teho is elokwent.
ironic Janet miet be flaterings, but den agen, miet not be.
Ironic Janet alwaiz flateringz to teh grate and maitee Teho.
evil cat is evil!
Sleepy cat is sleepy
i fink i prints dis oen owt an stik it on ma ofiss dor too.
m***********g M****ys.
AMEN tu dat. MUndays sux.
i is on vacashon. i can has teh sleepin in!!!!!!!
u can has teh THPPPPPPPPPPPPPPts very also.
okay
Hung ova kitteh finks yer beeng tu lowd.
and also wundrs who turnd teh lites up so brite?
an why teh flore iz spinnn
an wever did ennyfing stoopy last nite.
an who dat persian pitty n mah bed
an OMG WHER TEH **** R MA HARBLS!?!!
nope nope waznt me in ur bed. oof mai hed.
funny, i cant member lass nite. . .
Lookz lik Teho figrd out taht teh persian pitty waz Lorina Bobcat.
I ate sundaes. Many sundaes.
funnee. i loik sundaes. y u ate em?
Oh, Mondays nawt so bad.
I gitz to go with mai sister to teh Art Insitoot in Chicago to see teh Gatez of Paradise exhibit befoar dey returnz forever to Florunz, an den we haz supper at teh Russian Tea
Room and den we goez to teh Lyric Opera to see La Boheme. (And den we haz a very late and lawng trayn ride hoam – price to pay fur awl pleasures. CUZ AYEZ RETYRED AND DUNT HAS TO GO TO WERK ENYMOAR! BWWWAAAAHA HA HA HA.
(Sorry. Butt u see, bein awld isn’t awl bad.)
Pleeze to be still speekin to mee.
Chicago is very much yay, say hello to art institute for me!! I hope teh construktions is not so very bad as when i drived thru last month. Chicago freeway down to one lane, at rush hour, in thunderstorm @_@ DO NOT WANT. Turn norf and wave at Milwaulkee! I swearz i waves back, you can no see me?
also, poor Tabby hates mondays, almost as much as meeeee…-_- Office is sad sad place at 10:30 monday mornings. i take early, extended lunch >_> i see yous next week
I iz owld….butt ebbydentlee not owld enuff!!! Still haz to go to werks. Ur Munday bery mcuh awesum compaird tu mine, Janet. I not hates you…..
Ok I hatez u just a liddle bit.
EVIL! EEEEVIIIIILLLL!!
I jus kiddink! U vry luky! Iz dems teh Rowdan’s Gatez of Paradise? Dems VV impuressives n bootiful! Haz a cup uv T fur teh lolcats!!
Wut a graet dai plannnded fr uz! Iz wuz bornded adn raizzded in Shicahgo adn i lurvs aul teh wunderfull culcheralistical stuvz dere iz to be doing in teh sitty. i saw the gates of paradise exhibit adn njoyded it graetlee – haz t3h much win! Havn’t goed to the opera yet this year let me no whut u thinkz
kthxbai
I haz da disabulld, I can relayt a liddle. Wurst part uv Moanday iz most uv da good moozeums has da closed. Best part iz close fren works at home on puter an we kin go shoppees if I well enuff.
Best part iz, evree uvver week, ma Fadder In Lol comes in frum Oy Vaygass an we go owts fur dinner an haz much fun tawkin bowt football an horse racins an car shows an moovees an moosic. We go conserts at da Bowl an et settera. Fadder In Lol much win to me. Dis week iz himz 73 birfday!!!! Partee partee!
“fadder in lol” = win. =D
second dat. I wish I can has a fadder-in-lol in Oy Veygas
Yay!! Partee 4 loldad!!
hay B! i haz da disabulld alzo. iz not so grate ackshually, but mundaies CAN be perty gud. mai fabrit fing is da shoppees n da beech. (we lib jus 2 mylz frum oshun). hmm… mebbe B!, JanetHaz4, n Jeanie shud start a “y mundaz be gud” club. or mebbe not. jus sayn.
p.s. – mai noo bebbeh luks a lot lyke da liddle kitteh in da mini me pic! n he iz a big snorgler! i is ful ob da lukky!
We luffs yoo Janet! Hope yoo havs most ekselent dai!!!
Yay! I sekkund dis gloriuss sujeschun.
oooh, i like ur mundai. i can has?
i iz moozik major. u getz to go see la bow-emm; i has to go readz abowt it. =P hope u hav fun!
Wach oot 4 da Cubs fanz! Mani donton 2dai. Dey not berry brite, but freindly.
da cubbiez duz..diz..dsr…shuld get teh win dis yeers.
Red Sox vs Cubs — DO WANT!!!!!
but…duz it still sigunul de apocolipse, now dat da soxies curse be broke?
Hooray fur teh distingwishey cityzans who lub teh artz!
In teatur we has teh mundaze off…butt we can has twoshowcaturdays, and sumtyms twoshow sundaez…not so grate, akshully
I can has moar dan wun daze off a weak?
In Russia, I has to visit Lenin on Mondays – Tuesdays – Wednesdays – Thursdays – Fridays. On Caturdays I visit Mama , then on Sundays I has to visit Lenin.
but… i thot, in Soviet Russia, Lenin visit YOU…?
miz Janet, you gives me hope for teh futurz wen I can be retird also Sigh
Monorail cat is … over it.
SO over it…
Lukz lik sombodiz haz a kase ov da Mondaz
try haz teh mundaz n also a cold. not gud atal. i can has hom in bed?
i gotz to. i sick. stayed home from the seventh grade. I can has tomorrow off, too? Me want very badly. Please? I give up cheezburgers for a week!
poor bebbeh!!! drink teh hot chickee soop….and snrgle up wif a warm fuzzee kitteh….yu wil stil be sik, but yu wil feel bettur!
haz to wrk newai. but nao hom wif gud muzik n a big glaz o pernod. dat kyoor wut aylz me. or mabe jus kil it wif teh likorish fyoom. n teh kittehz say it oo nys a day to be stoopy indorz, so dey all iz run off.
ey thnk u kned moar flair
I wanna shoo-oo-oot teh hole dai down.
Bob Loldof FT… erm… wel enywaiz i got teh ref
So dang true! just like last night, My friends 4 year old was sitting there and kept saying “we had a very busy day! yeah, very busy”. I had just driven home from Waterloo. I just looked at my friend and said, “She has no idea”.
jus anuther manic mundaize.
yay.
mah boi prince rote dat sng, undr a soodinim. he iz teh win.
U meen teh artiss formly nown as Soodinim?
He so gud, whateber he calls hisselves is otay bai mee!
Revsharkie–I didn’t knowz that. But I has to tell u, I googoogled the leerics to make shur I gotz dem right and as I wuz reading them I wuz thinking they sounded like teh arteest formerlyz knowns as prince.
kant membr wer i heerd dat. he rote undr teh naym “Christopher,” az i rekal.
n he prince nao gin. sumfin bout argymint wif rekord kompny.
wish it was sunday (oooh oh oh)
i dun has to run day
blaimz it on teh monorail cat
but teh hamstars alrady der
Nothing coffee, diet pepsi, m&m’s, and a board under my head to support it can’t cure.
I can has luhzonya?
The win…’tis epic.
Kitteh hate Mundais… also trip to teh vet.
Face luks he gettin temperture taking.
(Well, DOESN’T it?)
I’m sure MINE would look like that!
Aww kitteh I haets da mundays real bad too. =[
Mondayz iz liek Sundayz ta meh. Iz werkses inna bar. Kitteh iz wut mah reglars luk liek mornin affer. Sum dayz iz how I feul two. Weds. iz mah monday. I not lukkin foward two it.
I has strange ironing board. Has kitteh hed on it.
I has bad fur day. Pleh. Teh naybor kids, dey came an tryed to put me in teh dressup cloes. I done R_U_N_N_O_F_T. Den teh dawg, he ated all mah fud an drinkd mah waterdish dry. DEN, mah hyumanz tells me I need teh flea bath.
Pls to rewind week. DO NOT WANT.
Lol brudder where art tohw FTW
oh kitteh, me too! r u relateded to garfieldz?
Kat, yer preechin to da choir, heer!!!
oh hai!
Meh gonna sit here till Modayz is overs. Want to join meh? Please fastforward to Catuday. Meh want. I can has remote for my life?
kthxbai!
Me want 2! I joinz u. I noez munda iz over butt me tinks Duesdai iz almust ass bad. Caturday plez.
Eeeekkkk! Mah post sez iz still Munday! I livez duesday! Iz Duesday just a fragmint of ma imagyonayshon? Aaarrrrrrggggghhh! I need a kyoot bunneh or kitteh to survibe…
i relatez to da kitteh. mundayz not my fave dayz either
Whoa
U jus waked mee up
…An u eated all de gud seeryul?
I love this site. . .I should have taken a picture of my cat setting on the in box of Karen’s desk!! Made me think of this site.
I hate MONDAYZ
Powinno być z dopiskiem jeszcze TUEZDAYZ, ale za to WIIKENDZ are da bezdz
Polish and LOLspeak?
U,mai fren, r a marvul!
UR CHEEZBURGR WUZ BAD
ahhaha! tht kitteh spkz theh truth!