Halp!!
…Iz being squershed!
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I’m getting cross-eyed….need some leverage…bears no help
wood dat be Gladly teh cross-eyed bare?
YESH!!! Ma buddee’z daddee singded dat when he wuz lil guy in chruch, ma buddee crax up aber it awl da time!!
Nuther Momma storee… as I hab sed befoar, she sings, awl the time. She reel church lady, not teh satire kind, and sings in teh choir. She cannot sing this hymn wit a strate face. Alwais phunnee to watch teh senior citizens crackin up in teh choir loft.
Uther problim hymn: Low in teh gravy lay
I wunder if now dat I read lolspeke if I’ll be findin uther phunnee hymns at inapropriat times?
Oh We Like Sheep–another problem hymn!
Dis wuz GRATE favorite of mai niecez & nefyu. Tehy goes to “Messiah” and laff s dere heds off. One of MAIf
favoriets is Olive, teh other reindeer (teh wun hoo used to laff at poor Rudolf and call him naymes.)
we episcocats sings dat one wonce! phunny to watch straig laced episcocats tryin to sings wifout cracken up. Epsicocats onlys cats I no of who can sings gospel whil standen staigt as stick
- oh dats righ! I cradle episcocat! I shwings wif da music! mus be why I on end of row- cant hurt nobuby der!
momcat
wun taht allways mayd uz laff az kidz wuz:
R u sowing teh seed of the king, dumb brother
Dat’s lyk the singl-wimmin’s Bybl vers…”I wud nawt haf u, ignernt brethrin!”
Or, alternitlee, “If inny man wud com after me, lett him…”
I thinx should say (I is baby sittin’ be good and I let you watch T.V.)
OH pur bebeh!! Mayb if u piddlez, beeg royal symeese kitteh will getz teh messij! Iffn notz, ai’ll resqu u! Den gibs teh snorgles n schmoo!
Iz prolly onlee way teh syameese cn gets any sleep. Looks like teh lil blak wun is full of trubl.
I’m with you on this one! That baby was probably back there squirming and wiggling and playing with stuff until the big one just shifted onto it to get it to QUIT for a minit
All lil kittens is trubl. Dat is why dey is teh kyoot, so nobody gits mads!
i herd dat. [hednod]
I member schmoos! des waz edibull!
I wanntd to grow ups to be mattress tester!
momcat
This is FUNNY!!!!!!
hunnee, jus stay put while i taek a nap.
Iz ok liddle kitteh, NE minnit big Symeez kitteh wake up an runz up da curtins for shreddin tyme (dis wat happen in mai hows, NEwai – wun minit pees and kwiet, nex minit worl wah tree – Symeez iz sycho kitteh)
But they is the best kittehs in hole world, except for me, Nooripuss.
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Dat’s wai aiz happee teh Prinzcess b onblee haf symeese! Shes does hab teh lowd vocals n defnatly symeese catittude!
Oh yas de Symeezes defnitly got cattitude!
Heh, my frind had a symeese, we usd too jok taht it meowed wif an axxent
” sycho kitteh ques qu say ha haha ha ha haha ha ha
run, run, run, run, runs away ”
momcat
bodder dis ma shine! dis goes to SJ
momcat
Helpless baby cat
squershed by morph-ball Siamese.
No justice at all.
jesst laik mai grandkitteh, Tabitha! Shese mum wuz siameez & she berry darck browwn wif teh bloo eyz wen bebeh. Sumdai sheze piktur mite maek itt 2 voting page& u willz C!
Itz yer butt! Iz not pillow!!!
oh! noooooeeeees!!!!!
*poot*
EEWwww! wah u skunkee or fumfin??
*boom* dere goez mai hed frum xposhure 2 teh kyootness ov dis pikchur. spikee floof duz me n ebery tyme.
dis foto taken befoar journalists were esspelled by teh oppressiff burmese hoonta . . .
And this, friends, is why you should chew your food 10 times before swallowing.
Kitteh iz liek corm–comez owt hole an undijestud?
it waz an eezee delivery. slept thru teh whole thing.
I’z no egg n U’z no chikken!
an PS — I’z alredy hachd!
Moooomee, shifts ober, ur sqishin meeee! C’mon, SHIFTS!
Meezer kitteh iz berree gud at bebe sittin!!
Meezer kitteh haz rong meening of “bebeh sit”!
Eye has founds out too muches about Syameeze Butt.
Meh. I’ll un-squish you after I take a nap.
Dis hugey meezer crushin me cuz I z got the bluer is!
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Liddel kittee findink out “Teh Sighameez Sqweez” not name for interestink unusual wild&wooly sexyual act.
Bebeh-sittin’. Yur doin’ it rong.
IZ NOT TOOMOR!!
conjoined cats are conjoined — siamese twins?
Holy Crap, that’s my photo and cats! I submitted it ages ago for someone to caption it …. nice work ;o) And the kitteh is cheekeh, and Pushka probably didn’t even realize he was squeeshing the ketteh
Big kitteh has fud allergy – scratches in front of ear?
Is no faer, Dad– u sleeps on bed, i sleepeys in de chare! U sed soe!!!1
5 wel placd pointie endz could end dis situachin, but den de truble wud reely start.
Onoz!! Blak kitteh to plz uze him’z lasers?
Ah iz bean OPPRESSED….
annie the black kitten is now 9months and has two dogs that she plays with while they too rest .. like pushka was. great pic thanks katje
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mmmm, cant bum smell
awww hez trappeded!!! BUTTZ SQUEZEZ U KNOW!!!!