But iz dey teh RED seeds?

Billyardz Skwerl has… jeez, wut izit wif me an dis gag??
bloo two in teh hip pokket…

…an him betz wit hiz seed moniez.

Poker squirrel haz teh nutz!

omg seeds.

Itz a pokar turm, innit?

It can also mean completely tired, but I think the poker meaning was intended here.

I tink sqwirl shud b wearin a blak basebll cap n dark shaydes, hidin teh identifys…

it meens u iz dun wif de choppin uv da wud and have stord yur wud choppin toolz.

Beatles ref FTW!!!!

LOL @ “and Tabitha”

U kno der is a Nutley, NJ??? Nowt sur how it gotz itz name

PHUNNIE!!!!
I lub eet!

“Rabid fan base” pardun me wyle ai giggul kwyetly ober heer.

oh, no, i just know yu didn’t!

i seeds yur bet and raises yu another fiv cheezburgers!

PINK FLOYD ref FTW!!!

Daffy FTW!!!!!

do you have a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center near you? I’ve brought wounded animals to the one near me in Roseville, MN along with a small cash donation. I think you would be a wonderful person if you brought the squirrel to a place that can help it. but taking wild animals into your home is not a good idea, and it’s also against the law.

please please bring the squirrel to a wildlife rehab center!

That’s a decision you have to make. I certainly don’t think that you’re under any obligation to do anything for the squirrel. On the other hand, if it makes you sad (and it certainly sounds like it does), I don’t think you’d be doing anything wrong by intervening and taking the squirrel to a vet and keeping it in your home if it can’t cope on its own. (Just check your local laws — in some places, unless you’re a licensed wildlife-rehabilitator-person-type, it’s illegal to keep a squirrel or other wild animal in your home. And do definitely take it to the vet first.)

I would take to vet (if I could catch!) Maybe a good shot of antibiotic is all dat needz.
Weh u aks catz wut aminul dey wants to b iffn not cat, dey allus say
“Squwhirls”
So… if you not let cat suffer, y let squwhirl suffer?

Dear Humanslave,
My suggestion would be to take your dear friend to your vet to avoid the harshness and repair the damage. Often vets will see your kindness and spare the life as well as the extra cost. You’ve obviously have grown an attachment…the squirrel deserves better and so does your heart. ‘Natural’ habitats are wonderful in most cases but you should verify their policy before taking the poor creature in, if it’s simple they should work to help her become well. For that matter, nature itself is not always kind and sometimes we need to take matters into our own hands to ensure the creatures well being.
Good luck to you & your squirrel,
SL

I think the Wildlife rehab idea is the best - you will feel better, and the squirrel will be helped if possible. I googled “wildlife rehabilitation center” and it seems that just about every state in the US has accredited centers listed online, as well as some in Canada…you can maybe google with your postal code to find one near you?

It’s hard to hurt in seeing hurt - sometimes harder to not hurt by not seeing. It’s always better to act having seen…

will you keep us posted?

I would definitely find either a wildlife rehabber or a vet who works with wildlife (google or your local zoo can help). Call them and explain the situation, they can give you good advice.
JMO, I’d have that sqwerl in a cat carrier in an eyeblink and to my vet (he does wildlife work in addition to small pets) asap. If she is tame enough to let you pet her, she is tame enough for you to get her to the vet or a rehab place for either treatment or a humane end. Nature is usually, by nature, “nasty brutish and short” (paraphrasing here). So, since you befriended her and have the ability to help, I would not let nature take it’s course.
Best of luck, do let us know what happens.

Please find a wild life rehab center. They will take good care of her. Please let us know what happens.