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Ninja skwiirl sneekin up on teh bird food
FTW!!!
Mai naym is Moses n ai parted teh see ob seeds!
But iz dey teh RED seeds?
*rupture*
Wen teh Rupture kumz, kan I hav ur seeds?
… services for LuvBJones were held today at Trembling Pines Mortuary. Donations in lieu of flowers may be sent to ICHC.
Translation form the Greek should read Sea of Reeds, not Red Sea! It’s one of those little factoids I have floating around my head!
Don’t tell Charlton Heston! He has a gun!
Wow, I kan ride wif yu in teh Kash Kab sumday?????
Yay Kash Kab! I lives in NYC and I alwayz wants to find teh KashKab! I noes many kitteh related factoids…
COL, I’d love to have you ride with me in the CashCab. But it seems the cab doesn’t leave NYC and I don’t enter NYC. Don’t know how I could meet you in the CashCab!
Meh…”Red Sea” or “Sea of Reeds”, does not matter.
Was still enough to drown World-Class army in!!
Poker Squirrel has pocket Aces.
Billyardz Skwerl has… jeez, wut izit wif me an dis gag??
bloo two in teh hip pokket…
…an him betz wit hiz seed moniez.
Poker squirrel haz teh nutz!
dees r mine. u can has does. ekksept dis one, dats mine, too. n dat one. oh, and teh one ober der.
omg seeds.
i’m gonna bild a fort wif my lego-seeds. wut r u gonna maek?
Wonder of nature:
Squirrel spread-eagled on the deck
in a seedy pose
What does ‘awl in’ mean?
Itz a pokar turm, innit?
yes. skwirlie must has a priddy good hand.
er, klaw.
Yes. You go “all in”
when you wager all your chips
on a single hand.
Yes. You go “all in”
when you wager all your nuts
on a single hand.
(small edit)
(ya ya, seedz, soo meh)
“Nuts” is funnier…
i luv dis! K-O duz teh wurk, but i can has get credit.
Smiling…but holding back… WWSD?!
(What Would Stend Do?!)
…wif Brian Boitano?
bwa ha ha ha ha!!!
ah bets mah goggie finks dis whut happen to HIS nuts…
“ah wuz at da vetrinareen wunc an when ah woeks up ah had lost mah nuts. ah dunno wer dey go.”
Must be y he haets skwerls so much…..
It can also mean completely tired, but I think the poker meaning was intended here.
I tink sqwirl shud b wearin a blak basebll cap n dark shaydes, hidin teh identifys…
it meens u iz dun wif de choppin uv da wud and have stord yur wud choppin toolz.
You chop split wood with a awl??
Slow way from doink teh job, innit?
Let me tell you how it will be
There’s one for you, nineteen for me
‘Cause I’m the taxman, yeah, I’m the taxman
Beatles ref FTW!!!!
Damn.
I hates da nutz-mikado-speshl-edishon
“2006-2007 Nutley High School Cheerleading Squad, shown with leader Cindi, in her award winning split, hailed by a confetti of goodies by its rabid fanbase. Other cheerleaders, not shown, include Mindi, Lyndy, Cookie, Candy, and Tabitha.”
LOL @ “and Tabitha”
U kno der is a Nutley, NJ??? Nowt sur how it gotz itz name
PHUNNIE!!!!
I lub eet!
“Rabid fan base” pardun me wyle ai giggul kwyetly ober heer.
awl an awl ur juss another seed in teh squirelol.
oh, no, i just know yu didn’t!
i seeds yur bet and raises yu another fiv cheezburgers!
PINK FLOYD ref FTW!!!
Mi3n, mi3n, mi3n!
Iz lov deh skwirlz! Red & Grey skwirlz liv3 bi meh. Deh no lik3 shar seed wid ANYONE!
I haz sunflowr & korn sproutin all ober mi yard Bcauze deh skwirlz bury 4 saefkeppin.
Iz sez to skwirlz – “No ne3d 2 bury seedz – I fe3d u ALL wintr!” Dey no listen.
I no mind – Iz lov fat, happee skwirlz!
Hey squirlly–leeb dem alone! here in Cago dis kina seedz r fur teh red birdz (they come down – we chase, neber get to nomnom doe cuz dey too too fast..uhhh huhhh..trrrd now…zzzzz)
Myne!! Awl MYNE!! I’m a HAPpee Mizur!!!
Daffy FTW!!!!!
Dang! I tripped and dropped my nuts AGAIN!
seeeriously……
I have a skwerl friend….She is a big reddish one that has been around here for the better part of 3 years….She is a wild skwerl..but she will come to me, let me feed her, pat her, so on…..Welll for few weeks she disappeared….thought the worst….gave up….then one day….found little crippled skwerl across street from my house….when I came out I said “HI BABY !!” like I do to all furries….den she limped over to me and came up to me like my old skwerl friend…
SOOOOOO, now, She was obviously hit by car or something….has huge abscess on leg that keeps swelling and draining…..cannot use back leg….lost almost all fur…. JUST KILLS ME to see her this way……..some comes over 2-3 times per day and visits me. Now she comes back around and lets me feed her, pat her and so on….
I am faced with a moral dilemma………
do I take this poor creature out of her natural habitat to help her avoid a crewl winter that will surely take her life freezing to death, or worse, being hit again or caught by a dog and have her euthanized, or just let nature take its course….
Not to get all serious on you guys….but have been waiting for opportunity to ask this, and since this is SKWERL picture…thot..OK,,hear goes……
OPIONION PLEASE !!
do you have a Wildlife Rehabilitation Center near you? I’ve brought wounded animals to the one near me in Roseville, MN along with a small cash donation. I think you would be a wonderful person if you brought the squirrel to a place that can help it. but taking wild animals into your home is not a good idea, and it’s also against the law.
please please bring the squirrel to a wildlife rehab center!
weirdness….I am in Roseville MICHIGAN !!
I am contacting someone about this I will let you guys know what happens…..I know I cannot take her in, or I would have weeks ago….
My 4 kittehs would not tolerate….plus I have 3 children (YIKES !!)
Thank you for your heartfelt responses !
That’s a decision you have to make. I certainly don’t think that you’re under any obligation to do anything for the squirrel. On the other hand, if it makes you sad (and it certainly sounds like it does), I don’t think you’d be doing anything wrong by intervening and taking the squirrel to a vet and keeping it in your home if it can’t cope on its own. (Just check your local laws — in some places, unless you’re a licensed wildlife-rehabilitator-person-type, it’s illegal to keep a squirrel or other wild animal in your home. And do definitely take it to the vet first.)
I would take to vet (if I could catch!) Maybe a good shot of antibiotic is all dat needz.
Weh u aks catz wut aminul dey wants to b iffn not cat, dey allus say
“Squwhirls”
So… if you not let cat suffer, y let squwhirl suffer?
Dear Humanslave,
My suggestion would be to take your dear friend to your vet to avoid the harshness and repair the damage. Often vets will see your kindness and spare the life as well as the extra cost. You’ve obviously have grown an attachment…the squirrel deserves better and so does your heart. ‘Natural’ habitats are wonderful in most cases but you should verify their policy before taking the poor creature in, if it’s simple they should work to help her become well. For that matter, nature itself is not always kind and sometimes we need to take matters into our own hands to ensure the creatures well being.
Good luck to you & your squirrel,
SL
I think the Wildlife rehab idea is the best – you will feel better, and the squirrel will be helped if possible. I googled “wildlife rehabilitation center” and it seems that just about every state in the US has accredited centers listed online, as well as some in Canada…you can maybe google with your postal code to find one near you?
It’s hard to hurt in seeing hurt – sometimes harder to not hurt by not seeing. It’s always better to act having seen…
will you keep us posted?
I would definitely find either a wildlife rehabber or a vet who works with wildlife (google or your local zoo can help). Call them and explain the situation, they can give you good advice.
JMO, I’d have that sqwerl in a cat carrier in an eyeblink and to my vet (he does wildlife work in addition to small pets) asap. If she is tame enough to let you pet her, she is tame enough for you to get her to the vet or a rehab place for either treatment or a humane end. Nature is usually, by nature, “nasty brutish and short” (paraphrasing here). So, since you befriended her and have the ability to help, I would not let nature take it’s course.
Best of luck, do let us know what happens.
Please find a wild life rehab center. They will take good care of her. Please let us know what happens.
Please try to get some help for this animal. Your local humane society can probably tell you who the local wildlife rehab people are, or the department of fish and wildlife (county), or a local vet may be able to tell you. If you decide to help the squirrel yourself, be careful not to let it bite you (wear thick gloves). The squirrel can transmit it’s infection to you. Perhaps a Have-a-heart trap would be a good idea. You can usually rent them from the Humane Society. Remember that even tho the animal seems tame, it is still a wild animal. When they are in pain and or sick they can really do some damage. Good luck
thank you everyone who has replied…. I have felt this in my heart for about a week now, but have been told by some “PEOPLES” not to interfere……
I located a place, but they say they will probably just euthanize, but I guess this is better than the alternative….I cannot believe she is still alive as it is…..She is a real fighter….
Somehow injured wildlife finds its way to me, and I have always been able to “help” in someway, but this time I have felt sort of helpless….
I really appreciate all your input, and I will keep you posted as to what happens….
I am going to try to catch her without stressing her out too much and then take her in…
Thank you for letting me be SERIOUS !!
sumtymes we juss needz to be for realz….and sumtymes, izz good to haff da cheezburger… (big kiss and hug to evryone)
Joo vant seriuss? Try dis:
If you do not help now, you will never, ever forget later!
On the other hand, what’s one more little piece of your heart lost?
…lost too many 4-legged friends to be calm…Klonopin, take me away!
Awh, poor baby squirrel. I hope they’re able to help her. You’re a good slave, even to the wild ones!
little skwerlllll
would you take friend skwerl out of wild to haff put to sleep if you found it injured ?
Let nature take its course ?
can your friend skwerl eat? can it drink? if you set nesting near it, can your friend help itself to shelter?
If your friend skwerl can help itself with a little of your help, I would let your heart determine nature’s course. If your friend skwerl can’t eat or make shelter, Nature is already taking her course…you may help it be less painful.
can you tell I was totally freekin out when I posted this ?
It did not show that it was posting so I posted like 100 times (sorry ICHC!!)…
But just had to get this out there and get opinions…
Thankx again everyone !!
K
I’m glad yu posted yer freakout!
How can you know what a laugh sounds like ifn yu can’t hear a cry?
(i will keep thnkn on yu n sqwrl fren!)
cS
SEED SURFIN!
skwirl hapy! skwirl go “om nom nom” awl winturz longz!
Goes “nom nom nom nom” all winter in da birdfeeders!
Skwerl can has gamblin problum?
Waz problum. Aftur deez winz, problum no moar.
I can see how winning a couple of $1M tourneys can pay for a LOT of counseling!
deez burdz ar such greenhornz
watch me bluff tehm an taek awl der seedz
OCD skwerl hazta count all the seeds he dropped.
Mai kitteh says she ain’t pikin dat up cuz she is no frend wif squerl
Dat sqrewl iz maximizin arse-porch contaxs.
Mai contact felled out. You can has halp find?
Skiirls are kool, but my boy cat is kooler, he no wai fraidy of skiirls. He keppes his nuts in a bag !
To Humanslave, help dat poor skwiirl out if u need munny my dad has paypal i will send sum munny to but skwiirl a chezeburgler
/hugs an a kisses to poorly skwiirl.
SD
1 ov mah favs nao. I luv dis skwerril.
A skwerl frew a nut at me last week. Dat’s how I gnu iz now officially autumn.
That is all. Just had to share
Yuz tink oposeable tums such a beeeg deal? Tryz opposa (how uz spel dis?) opposable feetz!
iz oppozed to my feets fallin owt frum under me. *owch*
If a skwirl is chasin u, drop ur nutz an run.
I thinkink cannot play poger without no cards.
Squirlol is cheatink maybe perhaps?
I has teh funneh skwirrel storeh.
Mah kitteh was sittin in teh middle of teh street cumplacentlee. All uff a sudden, I saw too skwirrels. Wun skwirrel at 5 oclockk, and wun at elebun oclockk. They stood, for a momunt, lak gunfiturs, facin mah kitteh. Ten, dey rushed mah kitteh….dey ran straight at her, JUMPED OVER HER, and then ran in the opposite direction and away. Mah poor kitteh stood in teh street, dummfounded and stunned….not noein wut to tink.
Ah almost laffed mahself to det.
Wish ah had a video uff DAT wun.
It wuz seenkronized purrfectly….lak dem nawty skwirruls had it all planned out for teh longest tam…….
OMG… matrix skwirls!
Reminz me… wen my ornjy wite kitteh (Nosferatu) wuz kitten, i hd apartmnt wif slidin glass doors, leedin to a lil balcony-type thing. Nosferatu use to watch teh skwirrls out tere, n wun day was v intent watchin wun skwirrl gatherin nuts n stuff outside. Suddenly, teh psycho skwirrel jumped hard against teh glass door, like “raaaahh!”. Nosferatu jumped bout ten feet in teh air! Took him a while to bravely aproach teh door egen.
Dat is HEELARIUS!! Tanks fer sharun! Wish we cud hab a video ub dat, too…
O dangit
I alwayz fergets ta breeng a bag wif me…
Dis hapins evry time i goes to da suprmarkit
Much better looking than those geeks on the World Series of Poker.
In Soviet Russia, seeds bet you!
Did I leef teh gas on? No, im a f-n skwerul!
great picture! perfect caption!!
Yoo kno whad?I gats sooo manni nuds, iz shares dem whid yoo.