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Hey, what's with all the misspelled words?
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LUL!
popcat FTW!
Popcat + Douglas Adams FTW, is what I REALLY meant. Too early.
This was great photography! lucky timing.
lmbo
Mommy! Deres a kitteh goast owtside teh tent!
Bees qwiet an goes to sleep! Dats it! No moar goast storehs for u before bedtime!
but mommy goast kitteh has tis skeery donald trump toopay
…!…Pup, that’s not funny! Now GO TO SLEEP!
…now I can’t sleep!…
Dat is BERRY clebbur!!! LOL!
Wigged kitteh is wigging owt
Mebee haz angree inch… siks inchus forwurd an fyve inchus bak
“Hedwig” ref FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weere talking 2 fil collinz’ peepul, rite? but den agin… rnt we all?
There’ll be hell toopay, too!
Funny stuff, hiding & riding
look at this male cat at work: http://www.mailsiread.com/2007/09/ever-seen-male-cat-at-work.html
Lehvatatin kitteh be showin off.
(1st kitteh speak attempt)
& @ guid twist on teh tawtolojikal koment 2. Berry guid.
Gud job! Dis is teh fun an teh peeplez r bery nice! (unless yoo say FIRST – den Teho fuss at yoo)
it al depens, dunnit?
hoverkitteh cain’t land til ayr trafik controller wayks up
this is a case of popcat for sure
Shur luks liek a popcat!
Iz new hear but haz had mannny kittehs over da yeers. Iz “popcat” whut dey do when dey surpreezed?
U R corekt, madam!
trafk to ayr control….. ryquest emergency landing foar chzbrgr.
Roger that Hotel Kilo. U R kleerd 4 emerjencee landin on runwai 27L. Ayrport fyr servis haz been alerteded.
kitteh:wehn ai sed ai wantd a goose, ai ment teh burd!!
illugetamate goggie luver:ais sorri, mai nose is teh cold! ais jus sain helo, an gud mornin!
i nose how u feelz … am recavaring from a code myself
saym heer, 10 dayz uv code, 4 days uv recobrrr an still feelin yuckee…. pleh!
Et leest LOLCats is da helffee!
*sends ju tu cooteh mizesterz sum chikki broff n big keez on dah farhed* ^^
>large bowl of proper Tom Yum soup to all cold sufferers<
butt thinnk ub teh LolKleenices!
the straynj magnitizm okkurring under mai kilt
my anapole structure, let me show u it?
ai can haz contra-temporal corollary to yappy puppehz sub-tartan trebuchet?
Woah, tina, you lost me on this one! Can you explain to a thick-headed woodchuck? Pretty please?
*raisin i-browz*
u r kiddin ryte? iz lyke toatlee obveeyus. oanlee way to average an anapole stucture into mundane 3D reality is by addishon of trebuchet an divishun bai tartan kanopee under which well-armed mediavel puppeh iz enskonst. srsly. ryte Pittypat?
Ummmm. . . thankz. I unnerstands now. Butt I maeks no furrther clarifyin stateminz>
Is teh kleer az teh muddy, T.I.N.A. Fankoo foar yur inlightind lessin. We da klazz rekignize dat it wuz obvyus to yu, an we fankoo deeplie foar yur payshintz in teh explanayshining.
It wuld awl make moar sense if dey were launching spherical cows.
It WUUUUDDD?
[ssssssnif]
smelz liek… SIYENSE!
as in teh Weird kind or teh blynded-me-wiv kynd?
uhmmmmmm i dun get this one here o_O
ai don gate dees!!!
Ninja kitteh goez in 4 teh sied-kik!
watz a mattur kitteh? did u gets scarded? lol
Sumwun’s been sleepin in my bed, tooz, n she still tere!! AAACK! Iz a floofy terror… er, terry… terri…er. Nvrmind.
oh noes! tinkrbell haz been tinklin in mai bed!
floofy-terrier sleeper cell has been lolkated in oregon!
kounter-terrier lolkat jets has been skrambled!!
an evry tyme u doan scrambel teh jetz, teh terrierz win!!!!
wenevr u doan go shoopin, teh terrierz win!!!!!
wen u doan voat foar Jordge, teh terrierz win!!!!!
hell… if u aint terrierfied, teh terrierz win!!!!!
Lulz mini-tent
Ar u awar exactlee how much damge disa steamrollr will suffr if I just let it rol write over u?
No. How muc?
None watsoevr.
Whytch, bai a keureus koinkidensh, waz hou much idee Arthur had daht hiz bestest fren, Ford prefect, was not frawn Gulidford, az he had alwaiz sed, but ackchewlee frawn Beetlejuice.
DON’T PANIC kitteh!!
Gibs da kitteh a towal.
Kitteh is hangin in teh sky in teh saim wai taht brix don’t
It’s K-K-K-Ken coming to k-k-k-kill me!
Wanda fisheez FTW!!!! {whaps self with leather boot}
RUH V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V_V_VENDJ!!!
*claps with gleee!* I finally posted something someone besides me got!
“Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not “every man for himself”, and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up. “
Looks liek somebodeze been to teh Scotch Tape Store. Kitteh no go out of businuss, doh.
ohai, did someones get teh refrunce or did i jus getz teh chairitee burgerz?
no i gotted eet! ^^ Maded meh laff!!
Mai I speek? I don’t get it either. I thinkz it wud be very nyce (after, purrhapz about fiev hrs after original posting, fur SUMWON to shout – “Martin Chuzzlewit! FTW” (or whutever is appropriate). Tehn dose of us hoo dont get it cud discreetlee google it and tehn we cud laff, too.
Ai admit it, I din’t get it. Can yoo explane yr ref? Ai feelz a littul laik ai bin steemrolled 2nite, wid all dese joaks goin ober mai hed!
A bit regional for me I think.
skotch taype eez knewn fer dere plaid!
http://www.solutions.3m.com/wps/portal/3M/en_US/scotch
Ah. Beleeb it or nawt, in Skawtland U not kan haz Skotch Taype. U kan haz “Sellotape” tho, & it iz berry berry guid stikki taype.
No scotch taype in Skawtland, no french fris in France…
But if U iz a wizard in Skawtland, U can haz “Spellotape”
Handee for fixin’ teh eyeglassez whut iz borked.
akshully, I were refers to teh SNL skit bout a mall closing its stores. Dere was shop which was teh selling ONLY Scotch tape. And she was doin the sales cause eberbodeze needed teh tapez for the hanging of “going out of business” sines. And fo teh pakin of teh boxes.
I noes. vera obscure… sigh.
Obskyoor is GUUUUD! The ultimate challunj. Juzt – eventually – muzt be ekspayned. Den we awl giggles and googlez and goez “Oh, how very obskyoor and clefur.!”
Necks u’ll b tellin me der no English muffins in…
oh, nebber maind.
dis fred has ben moar fassinatin den aye wud has ebar thunk!
Flying Kitteh returns to his lair only to find… an impostor!
Feelyne Ballistikkz
Test Nummurr Sebben… Nyse arkkz.
Landeeng… Nawt so much
Kitteh flyz froo t3h
ayr. Willz interruptz Dawgee’z
peessful, kwyetz Nap
Angillz ub Attakk
iz gud! Kitteh curlz upz in
a tyte, hebbee bawll
Jack.
UFO cat iz plannin an abducshun
sleeping puppy is unaware
as space invader kitty approaches from the side
(” dun dun dun dun dun dun bhweeee !!! pow-pow-pow pow-pow !!! “)
needs animation actuooly…
i can has moar freetiem tu duz dis in Flash?
Calico cat does parkour
Och and who be leapin oer muh castle like a banshee? Shoo or i’ll be takin a caber to you!
Iz dat a pup in dat pup tent?
Kitteh wuz sooprized!
I cumin bak to wuthrin, wuthrin, wuthrin heights
Heathcliff, its me Cathy
I’ve com home
so co o o old
let me into ur window oh.
kitteh lieks kate bush? tahts funneh, mah goggies wowowowhowwww DO NOT WANT!
“yes, she’s amazing”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDEtvXJgYwg
( teho, bingo: +kate bush reference ? )
hmm, cud do, cud do…
Jst proovz taht goggiez haz no tayste, a flayvor maibee, but no tayste.
aye noes dis awl allowng. mus lissen wif hedfown 4 not dizterbz goggiez sleep. wish i had smart kitteh wif eckselent moosicul taysts.
Ebeneeeeeeezer…. u will be vizted by tree spekters!!!
bwahahahaha!!! WIN!
I’m the goast of cheezburgers past
nomnomnom…goatzburgers. oh my bad, dat was goast.
Noes–U cud be a blot of mustard, a bit of beef, a fragment of an underdone potato!
or cud be all teh cold owtmeel, Ebneezr u mizerbuls owld cuss…
Ebeneezr prolly had teh bowell probs. Eatin all teh oatmeal fur teh fibr…. no wunders he so grumpy.
Jacob Marley ghost FTW!!!
kitteh: “Ah weel ran joo ober wif dis inbididbul steem rauller!”
goggie: *kleerlee nawt amoozed* “O rly?”
kitteh: “srsly!”
goggie: “zZzZz…”
Please to cheer me up?. Beautiful white kitteh from down the street is missing since Tuseday. I’m so sad thinking of him all alone somewheres, or maibe he was killed. Is crewel world.
*pat pat* eez okeh kitkat, muss alwaze has hope heem juss a lil skarded n in sayfe hydin playce n wen heemz mum or popz kamez owt n kall fer heem, heem weel sai “MEW MEW MEW! AYE R HEER!” or dey has finded heem on dore stepz wen dey has came haum…
Mah goggie wented meezin fer 20 daze – Aye was nerbus rekk! Aye worree, dribe aroun kall heem eberdai, nebar gabe aap dah hopez n den Aye pls tu b com haum frum werk n finded dah silleh goggie waggin heemz tale on dah frunt stepz!
Waz happee dai for mez! Sew mebbe heem still show aap, sendin lotz of gud vibez tu kitteh sew nawt so skareded til mummy n daddeh fingz heem! XOXOX
i go *pat pat* too, but I hopez his peeplz is awt luking fur him. They needz purrhzps to take flyerz around to awl teh neighborz – at leest three blokz in awl direcshuns. Sumtiemz kittehz comez hoam awn dere own – sumtiemz needz to be found. And awl vets, animal shelterz etc also needz to be notified. I has several timez had indoor kittehz get awt – VERY skary. Butt always found them again.
Is he outdoor kitteh? If very byootiful, purrhaps sumwun founded him and thot he didn’t have a hoam . . .
Well – I spects I has NAWT cheered u up. Butt is hard. U is right to be sad and worried. Has u time to help his peepl luk fur him? Taht might help.
His peeple ar luking fur him. His piktcher was in mai mailbox, and posted on street lite posts and he was in newzpapur. His name is Snowy and he is very beeutiful, but he would not tok to me the few times I saw him outside his yard this summer (too skared of me). I looked in dumpster behind cat-hater’s house and there wuz a whole can of sardeens. Cat-hater has trap. I hope cat-hater did not get Snowy.
Sometimes da kittehs, yung ones ekpshaly, go 4 l-o-n-g walk. Dey cumes bak daz later and are all like “Whatz jo problem. Gotta travel to broaden da kitteh mind.”
Sorry yuz sad. his peeps gib him ID tag n collor. Bery important ebin 4 insid kittehs. Collors and tags 4 all, sez I
*hug*
Owr kitteh was keeled by kat hater. Poysunt him, we findz him unner bed, kurled up and ded.
Soz, dat wunt cheerz u up eider!
On more cheerie noat, owr udder kitteh disapeerzed fo 3 dais, kame bak, luking skeerd and messy. I tinks waz katnap (he British Blue) and he eskaipst.
aww starlin darlin dat terreeblez! Aye weel neber ebar unnerstandz hao anywan kan du dis tu ikkle furries *pat pat* fer joo tu n aye gladz joo gotted ju perdy boi kame bakk!
I thnk cat-hater needz a seerous adjustmnt to teh inflation level ub teh tires on teh car. Not destroy… just allowin for teh “soft” (heh heh) ride.
Well… maybe dat 2 much. It not gud to put someone in danger, I noz dat. BUT it maeks me so ANGRY wen innocent and helpless animals suffer!!!
U nicer purson dan me. I was finkin cat hater needz shooger in gastank.
Not reesponsibul for harm to doze wut wood hurt small helpless innocent critturs. Dey gets wut dey deezurv.
Hopez Great Kitteh of Karma pee in they shuz.
When dis habben in my nebberhyd, I xposed the guy (in the form of a warning to cat lovers) on our town maillist. Didn’t name hym…just put down the X streets of hiz howse. Mebbe not so grate of mee, akshully.
I fink ur grate akshully. Antoinette, 2.
Mystiquie, ai iz so gladd yr goggie caim haum! TWENNY DAYZ? Did he eber eksplane hisself, wear he wuz awl dat taim???
Mebbe hez flain goggy and ayr traffik kontroller wuz asleep? He be cirklin arund naiburhud fur 20 daiz.
well mah goggie eez vry freendlee n well-tu-b-haved, sew ah fink sumwan mite has tukked heem in (heem eez r woofdeenee, slyppd heemz colarz N dug unner dah fince! tsk tsk)…n een heem eskappe arteezt faschun heem cayme bakk haum, was steel chubbeh sew muss nawt has been werse fer ware. Alsew snukked dauwn tu dah elementree skool tu plai wif aull dah kiddoze at recezz!
Needlez tu sai heem had stake-bargar dat nite cuz aye waz wun happee mummee! Heem prolly faught “oh Ah shud sneek owt moar oftenz!”
wan tyme sumwan tuk heem n he muss has eskapped frum dere hauz…68 myles awai! Nao Ah gabe heem gud trane n heem nebar leeb yardz! YAY!
hoapez joo all fynde dah kitteh, mebbe heemz mommee kan getz dem snyffer goggie’s dat halp fynd losted kittehs?? (c goggies nawt ALL bad =D mebbe deezerb ah mini bargar!)
…(smile melting)…Yeah…it is…
Folks, I submit to you that we are now a “Community”!
We have gone from a funny picture site, past some people telling jokes, past trying to outdo others on a consistent basis, all the way up to “consoling those going through hard times”.
R u only figurin dis out naow?
I willz second dat. It does taek a village to raze a cheezburger. Yes, I be punny but seriouz I am. I lieks teh peeps here, carez bout dem adn knowz dey will carez about meh. tanks ya’ll.
I will third dat. Tank yew, cheezfriendz, for makin mah birdday muches beddar.
Ai fourthethed dat, eben tho I kwite a noob.
noobs can haz comfort to. we no diskriminate. i lufs mai cheezfrenz.
*big group hug* Aye pleed dah feef! Aye wuv mah lolfreenz n joo aull alwaze has mayke mez smyle no matterz wot! *end big group hug…onlee if joo want tu tho!*
Yes, is amaizin gruup. Butt – tehn – we also haz teh worries. LIek, whar is catburrsquirrelbutt? Is OK? Enywun know? N DivaGeek – havn’t seen her in a wyle. Oh, I knows – peepls go awn vacatshun, n sumtiems just taek up odder hobbies. I wuz lukin at sum of the erlier posts – hardlee eny of tehm is still heer. I just miss teh wunz I hav come to liek.
Now I joyn in teh group hug.
Is NO odder hobbies. Dis plenty odd. Maybee udder hobbies.. liek eatin cheezburgers. Maybeez classez & paprz due?
cattbuttquirrelbutt is on job surch and posts from tiem to tiem; luking forwerd to seeing her back regularly. I juss saw ElfinNugget post today on anovver pic! Enywun seen Turkeyburger(no relation) lately? Or Tiny Cheeseburger?
I post when sumpn phunny hits me, but mostly i just reeds….and laffs. I lieks the people heer too.
Yes, der be bery nuice peeples here, good to “hang out’ wif in teh vurtual sense.
Dont no iv dhis will help, but kittehz kan get losted frawm humon PoV, dehn turnz up monfs l8r az if dehyz nebber been goed awai.
wunce I had a kitteh hoo comed bak afterr free monfs! Onlee trubble wuz he nawt mai kitteh butt a strayy dat I gave teh food & blanktes to inna winnertym. Den, I discubbered dat hee al teh tyme bytes, wifowt warningz- berry big bytes- hurtz lotz! Soh I gladd wen hez dispeered & nawt soh happi 2 C hiz agen!
Tell Snowy’s peepls to drag a scent aroun teh nayberhood, usin a pillo-case or T-shirt outta teh dirty laundry. Drag it around dere property an up an down teh street. Teh naybers will fink dey are nuts, but we has brot 3 excapes home dis way (ackshully, 2–teh same kitteh excaped twice). It duzn’t hurt to put food out, but teh squillers or odder aminals mite get it, so we jus puts it out at suppertime.
I hopes Snowy comes home reel soon.
I will tells them. Buts I think cat-hater got Snowy. I dont no wai else ther would be a hole can of sardeens in teh dumpster behind cat-hater’s hous.
Cat-hater hates mai cats, eben tho I doan let them out of teh yard (I has fens, 5 foot chain link wit chiken wire above that.) He still makes threats to me and mai cats.
oh hai erf goggie, i has came tu abdukt joo chzbargarz…
Gots ta say, tho, dis iz beeyooteefull pitcher. Da cullerz, da perfect fokuss om da kitteh, da compozishun, all is mayjur WIN!!
Hole pitcher tells a storee on its own, dat’s gud stuffs!
Donald Trump Kitteh wants to smuzh goggie skwatter so he can bild anotter tower for fourf wife
kitteh has sum bad gasses. Shud not have eeten those beanz. POOF!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Beam me up, Scottie!
Iz Yorkee r Silkee, teenee tiny. Kin onlee beem yoo up a liddle, Cappin!
Scottie, I still here…hovering two feet away…at least let me clear the furniture! For the love of God, man, can you do that?!
(Doing emo like only the Shat can)
ur so right, B! The little moonchkin is indeedy a silky or yorkshire, not a scottie…no wonder Shatcat is still earthbound…his puptent got me, er us, all confushious….
dum da dum dum DUM
Fur God’s saykez Jeem, Aye R a goggie – nawt n ayre traffik kontrololer!
Kitteh trying antigrav debise. Gonna test it on da pur doggie hse. Youz hse “collapses for easy storage”? we fines out! BANZAI!
OMG eez a goggie – get in dah invigibble hubber kraft!!! AIEE!!1!
Invisible pogo stick fall.
Invisibl magik carpit….I has it.
invisible trampoline (puptent’s about to go boinnngggg).
Kitteh is being caught up in rapture
goggie must go through tribulayshun
te fril of viktry…
an teh agginee of de plaid
KAWAII!
Ur kitteh bed is skeduled to be demolished to make rum for a bypass. Teh plans has been at the office for months.
No forget towel
Muda da!
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
ZAAA WAARUUDDOOOO
TOKI WA TOMARE
SOSHITE TOKI GA UGOKI DESU
RODOH RORORAA DAAA
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Lollers, the photo got actually added.
*iz proudz, kthnx*
awsum!
BUTT-THRUST!!!