DOIN PARKOUR
LOL! For peeps who ain’t knowin’ bout parkour… learn more here… i can has b-13?
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In Soviet Russia, Bond does you?
(oh I wish….)
(sorree to hav much smuttiniss on a mundey monrning)
hek, Bond duz you ENYWHER.
Bond wud do u in a boat.
Bond wud do u wif a goat.
Bond wud do u in fast cars.
Bond wud du u in teh ar… um, bakwurdz.
Teho, watch your mouth!
*jus talkin bout Bond…*
Then we can dig it!
sumbudy is can vizit moar dan wun blawg.
*snirk*
Now I’z habin hawt flush….
Werk…Werk…Werk
Werking muh abs
hanging leg lifts FTW !!!
that’s what I should be doing right now – gharrrr…
I have to say .. FTL !!!
Can think of few things worse than hanging leg lifts
Pushups
“I’m scaling the Great LOL of CHina!”
(credits to CollegeHumor, via Cheez and TOfu)
THREE firsts in a row for Leaf! I’ve never seen that before!
WIN!!!
Yah, really, i blame it on “No comment”…its the starter gun of the ICHC website…snicker snicker….make the brain sizzle, and heart go pitty-pat. And the fact its Sunday…less people at the starting line
Don’t u meen – THREE prior to seconds in a row for Leaf!?
I haven’t seen either version, either, and I’ll bet no one else.
Shhhhh….fren…i see the “T”man lurking in the shadows, with his “Face Eater” following close behind, behind his “squelchy pale midwestern ass”….HA HA HA HA ….
his quote peeps honest to good-i-ness
yark yark
i can has NO ideya wut u be tawkins abowt.
tings alwayz cumz in trees.
all of a sudden i think of stend, dont know why
And just when is it taht we dunt think of stend?
wel i r not tinkin of stend riet now!
…o crap.
dun mean leaf cumz in trees?
Dere woodchuck,
Upon closer scrutiny ov teh situashun, amazying and unusual tho it is, as it iz awl akomplisheded by Wun Lone Wunderkind known as Leaf, it wud seem dat whut we akshully has here is a
1. *Prior to second*
2. an *etamitlunep*
3. and a *turd.*
I will admit teh last menshuned is in need of refeinmentz. Eny sugjeschunz?
I thinkz “three firsts in a row” iz sumhow nawt pawsible. Purrhapz sumthing to do with lawz of phyzikz? sumthin to do with space/time?
Yr troolee,
Janet4
PS to Fren Leaf. Still – mozt commendable A “First among firsts,” as it were.
LOL! “Etamitlunep” tuk mee a minut.
Eef NEwun done get it, reed it in revurs.
Not a Russian Reversal, but a differnt kaind. Phunny.
Teh ainchent Greekz sez “U can notz step in2 saym rivvur twice”. So itz nawt a neu thot, but still tru I thinkz.
Iz rubissh. I step in same rivver lots uv times. Stoopie Greekz.
pratchett reference ftw!!!
Dis not free running, iz more efektiv
How to get a cheezburger
Lesson 1
Doan get it
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parkour
Thank you for adding a new word to my vocabulary.
Interesting article; I’m not acquainted with parkour. Thank you for adding the web reference, because I really did not get the joke. Much appreciated.
Iz gud to lern nu thingz. Kthxbai!
Click on the link about parkour just underneath the pikchur … splains it all.
thx for pointing that out
I can has Yamakasi?
pumpingironcat is pumping wong kindz of teh iron.
Ai hopes teh IRning board iz vry strdy and de IRn iz kewl. Udderwaiz, kitteh giv hole nu meenin to “hot new sport”
Dis board, I has it, you no irons
is suprkitteh in training. firs get over ironing board, den work on tallest bildings.
Dis speshally traned stunt-kitteh. Do not trai at home!
Awl kittehz R stunt kittehs tho. Jst nawt awlwaiz same stunts.
Where the hell did my claws go???
Fly, you fools!
Oh hai, i cans order cheezburgers with fries to go pliz?
ooops lol replied when i should have made a new comment XD
Oh good. I was trying to figure out why the hobbits would choose this moment to order lunch.
Noes. Day orderz second braekfast.
Whot bout Elevenzies?
Day orderz to go. Iz vera fast serbux!! taek no timez at all. Day dun scruws you in teh dribetrue, here.
Why not this moment? Any time is appropriate for lunch when you’re a hobbit! Even when you’re in the wild being pursued by Nazgul, apparently…
Joo wantz starchez wit dat ordre?
dont give me statik. i’z pressed for time.
argh ;o)
I neber saw so menee Ironin joaks!
Ob corse, it bee a looong taim sintz I seeen mai Iron. I libs wif mani wrinkulz — a fyoo moar ebery dai.
I not ebin haz iron 2 seez it! I wayrz teh eezi dri and teh stai-prezzd a lot!
Wut is teh Wayt Wachers kalree exchanj foar wun starchez?
oh noes! I has let go!
Nevar lets go, Jack!
quick – teho !!! add ‘celine dion moment’ to bingo !!!
“… and I know that my lolcat will go awnnnnnnnnnn …..”
( ya’ll know celine did that recent tour because of her husband, right? because caring for the elderly is so expensive? )
Ouch!
hesitant Teho
is hesitant
I wuz tinking ov doin de ironingz
butt den I tot oh why not
juz hang ten till nap timez
kbai !!
Kant t3ll iff kitteh iz traceur or traceuse. (K thx Wikipedia!)
If kitteh fallz on flor, kitteh will sha3k self, l1ck sholder & sez
“Iz MEANT 2 DU DAT!”
Jus lak da parkour doods duz!!
venomcat sez “how do i shot web?”
I writed yoo a poemz
foar realz
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/29/i-maed-nu-frend/#comment-103441
juz a little sumpsing
ta mahkes yoo squealz
i luvz ur pome! Thx fur sharin
Ironeeng Boardz iz t3h
Kitteh’z frend. Lawtz uv playses
4 Kitteh’s sharpz klawz
Ecksellent 4 Napz!
Soff kubbur retaynz heetz an
reflekktz warm Sunlyte
Awllso neerz Kitchunn
Kownturr. Wayrz dayrz lawtz uv fingz
2 ammewz Kitteh
Ironeeng Boardz nawtz
cumz owt offun. Prittee Wun’s
kloathz arz Wash & Wayrz
Jack.
HALP
I sed no starchez!!11!
Équilibre de chat — I haz it.
I smellz a cheezburger!
Okey u put ur shertz dere an i–
Oof!
…
I goes hopatal. Fank u.
Incidentally, that is known as a cat leap.
-traceur-
And now, for bad english!
I be in ur kitchen.
Doin’ Kitteh Jumps.
in soviet russia…
nope. I got nuthin
Parkour does you?
in soviet russia…board irons you.
behind iron curtain, board rushes u.
in soviet russia, kitty does parkour on iron curtain !!!
( … or, ironed curtain !!! )
ISR, jeremy irons does russian reversal of fortune!!!
WTF?? FTW!!!! xD
ACRONYM PALINDROME!!!
Stends, how in the name of all that is rational and sane can you be so funny just telling us that you’re not going to be funny??!!
Sorry. Post went up before I meant it to. Part B:
Youz is so full ob de awesome that you defies da laws ob fizziks. Qik! Sumbody tell Scottie!
Star Trekin, X teh unyvers,
boldlee goin 4wurd, cos we cant find revers!
wow i culd neber figgur owt wat dey wur sayinz in dat song.
imma go luk up teh leeriks nao.
“itz wurs den dat, itz FIZZIKS, jim!”
yay! Others haf herd dis song!
Theeeeeeeeeeeeeere’s
Klingongs on teh starbord bow
Starbord bow, starbord bow
Klingongs on teh starbord bow
Wipe ‘em off Jim!
It’s life Jim, but not as we noes it
Not as we noes it, not as we noes it
It’s life Jim, but not as we noes it
Not as we noes it Captain.
It’s wurse than dat, he’s ded Jim
Ded Jim, ded Jim
It’s wurse than dat, he’s ded Jim
Ded Jim, ded!
(to teh best uv mai memory)
Ah kanny change teh lawz ob fizzikx,
lawz ob fizzikx laws ob fizzikx,
Ah kanny change teh lawz ob fizzikx,
lawz ob fizzikx kaptin!
>chorus (between each verse)<
Star Trekin, X teh unyvers,
boldlee goin 4wurd, cos we cant find revers!
Which pretty much sorts it out between Kim and me. Ok, we could Google it, but where’s the fun in that?
We comes in peas, chute to kill
chute to kill, chute to kill
We comes in peas, chute to kill,
Chute to kill, men!!!
I lubs ths trak.
dr demento FTIWICEMNP
(fr teh i wish i cud excaep mah nerdy past)
Sry Teho but cannut resist….
In Soviet Russia, ur nerdy past has you!!
I get mai cote….
Kitteh traeneng fr I-ern Kitteh compuhtishun?
Haz uh waeyz to go!
Ravver haz da Raid Galwaz!
http://www.raidgauloises.com/
Dey useta telebize it, in da mid 90′s, wuz much win, but nevver see it on teebee NEmoar…. Berree esstreem!
Intreppud kitteh furst to skayle souf face uv ironyng bored.
For NE wun who lurvs old loonee tunes:
Hiz sun wurking on bird stalking cat merit badge. tryin to find dwarf eegle
And wun moar cuz we lurvs teh self referens uv dis syte:
Dis is mai Tom Crooz impursunashun from MI: II
Survivor: Catcando
Catcandont heer, tho! Tryb haz had spokins…
Aww. Kitteh hav himz torch put outz. How him cook teh ratburgerz? Pleh. Maybez him R teh winner- he now goes to MikkE-D’z.
Bourne kitteh iz runnin thru howsez, eskapin murdurur.
Himz goin ta savez teh Nikki Parsons.
EHN! EHN! I jumpd from teh dishywushur. Teh dinin room tayble is next!
*JUMP* *SPLORT*
or mebbe nawt.
YETH I MENT DAT!
KWIT LAFFIN!
“Saut de bras”
Kitteh (chatteh?) doin teh Parkour
do you do deh parkour? At my older middle age and with deh arthritis, it luks skary but interesting
It troo. Iz neet to wotch, but herts me ole bonez juss finkin bout it.
Iz gaim 4 teh yung an jimnastyicallee inclynded.
i am temted. srsly. cud akshuly forss me to exarsiez.
Der’s menee web playces dat giv lists uv where to try it, dey meet an gib lessins an den go runnittee runnittee jumpjumpjump fru da towns!
In LA, dey meets uzuulee neer sanna monika beech an peer areas….
oh, if deh had the parkour for usuns wid the creaky bad nees …
I has bad nees an verty go. I can jumpz tiney bildins plz?
21 storey drop….DO NOT WANT!!!
Swing High, swing low,
It’s over the moon we go
Chin-ups.
Yer doin’ it wrawng.
back flip. ur doin’ that wrawng too.
oof, i meant back dive, ur doin’ that wrawng too.
“cannot go out…busy gettin’ HUGE”
Intruder Kitteh seyz:
{{Ph33r mah L33t 5ki11z!}}
u getz alll mah burgurrs
uh… kitteh… i sed, “do u wanna go to the PARK OR not…?”
i can has decent cappy? dis cap suk. =(
Hey matey, how about “piratecat done walked teh plankz”.
troll… BINGO !!!
Da roomer is da trolls com by here only wen it fulled up under da bridges. Makes da mor bridges says I. Argh!
Dear Argh Matey, this is actually a very good cap fur this pikshur. U just has to know whut parkour is. Lots of parkour to be seen on YouTube. Just go watch a few, then come bak heer and U wil see why dis be funnee.
U tink U kan haz bettr idee, proob it!
Great picture! It’s really funny, haha.
Naem iz Bell, James Bell. I R urban ninja, this R free run.
Hmm…Luke Skywalker did it like dis in Star Wars…What I do rong?
…wel fr wun, u tuk advyse frum Star Wars.
do, or do not. ther is no try.
In soviet russia, parkour does indeed do you. Fur yr enjoyment,
here’s a link of (you guessed it) russian kids doin’parkour. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=515642196227308929=russian+climbing&pr=goog-sl
Holy Crow! These kids are Olympic trainees, right? Don’t say they’re average kids with a hobby. They left “Average” a long, long time back!
Yah! Traceurs/traceuses/free runners R ungodly strong! Parkour is off teh hook!
teh dvinsk clanz iz crezeh amazingz
they can haz internet famusez
Whutevur I does next wif bak feets is rong!!!!
Black kitteh eskapin from da stupy human who want him in da washer wid bleeech. DO NOT WANT.
Oh, hai, bartnder… of corse i uv age. y u ask?
sry (oof) cant reech walit (rrrgh) fr drivins lysenz (mph)
LMFAO
CAT LEAPZ IZ HRD WE TIK TAK UP NEXT TIME ^.^
Catwooman hz made a narrowz eskape — fur now.
Swing swing frm da tbl top… (yez ai kno iz irnin bord).
This kitty rox :>
cat leap , really
…. looking for some french fries!
haha thats funny hes doin a cat jump lterally lol
its a parkour move