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dunno if i trust dat kitteh …
ah, so u has teh kittehs, too?
i used to have kittehs, but nao they insist that they are wee lions …
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/27/i-has-a-karut-iz-not-so-gret-wuld-rethr-has-cheezburger/#comment-101802
homescribe – if you switch the http for www, the message posts immediately
;o)
thanks yew … it tuk 4 or 5 hours to post … i thought wordpress had eated it.
wurdprez holds wut it finks is URLs fr moderashun. dat wai is fr keepins teh spam owt. it not luk fr “www.” stufs bcuz i tink dis not yooshuly wut spambotz try tu powst.
i did haz deh kittehs … but since the karut post, they nao demand to be called wee lions. no mor meow, only wee roaring
“roarrrr… wheee !!! roarrrr… wheee !!! roarrrr…” ? ? ?
kitteh has teh azma?
nobut i haz deh azma
Dear Stend – no matter whut mai mood, U ALWAIZ maekz me laugh!! U hav taken the concept of “wee roar” (if, indeed, it was one) to new heights.
..or depths. Stend can frekwently be found in teh gudder, if u needs him.
Gud that we knows where to luk!
…but sum ov us is lukings at teh starz!
i can has oskr wyld quote?
Mah roommate uzed to sownd liek this in his sleep, till he had hiz noze straytund.
kitteh not need lektrikle hand buzzer…haz klaws fer to make dis a blood pakt.
kitteh r haz moar sofostacatted mekanisum tahn teh liktrikal han buzzar.
kitty is making deal with doggy?
” ( stoopy doggy – he thinks because I shake like him, is honest deal … ) “
my pupppers know ’shake’ as for teh bathtiem. ’say hi’ meanz teh hello.
“shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your kitty
shake your kitty…”
caretroll sez: “shaken kitty syndrome is on the rise – PLEASE DON’T DO THIS !!!”
( pre-emptive strike – now if I could just combine that with a russian reversal… )
[sigh]
in Soviet Russia, cautionary statement pre-empts YOU
lol!
In Soviet Russia kitteh shakens U!
in soviet russia, caretroll is shaken by kitten !!!
YES!
In soviet russia everything is shaken up including your bowels. And the line for T.P. is two miles long.
NO!
In Soviet Rusha, shakin’ kittehs teleport YOU into there nonironkly used uglee cowches that dey made but den eeted bekaws dey r doin it rong even dough dey seed wut u wuz doin’ dere wif teh monorale cat…[gasps for breath]…oh, crap…ware wuz I?
(quietly) bingo.
and all in one breath !!! FTW !!!
i jus maek dis coment… but hadsta repowst:
http://www.tinyurl.com/28ccq5
i maked u a BINGLOL.
(u cans maek ur own, tu.)
(also I considr dis v1.0… teh wurdlist must grow)
Teers in mah eies, Teho, teers in mah eies!!!
Teho r teh SMRT.
did you include ‘poot’, ‘photoshop’, ‘teleport to my closet’, ‘GHARRR’ and ‘non-gratuituous use of ugly sofa’? more to follow – supposed to be studying now…
wels, i can has v1.1 alredy… http://www.tinyurl.com/23vckt hehe
“lets me shows u dem?”
[/lolspeak]
The custom Buzzword Bingo generator (brilliant in itself) is not mine. I just remembered it.
isd.usc.edu/%7Ekarl/Bingo/custombingo.html
Flartus gets to cover a square, btw.
…oh, and I’ve blogged this:
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
kewl. I’m supposed to be studying ‘nuclear medicine – an non-mathmatical approach’ for 12 CEU credits now (which, obviously, I’m avoiding, because it’s just so d4mn exciting) but will post more later…
I can has antimatter emitting radioactive glucose? GHARRRRR…
PERG?
‘coz I rejekt ur antymater an suzbitoot ma positroneyum.
miny burgrs 4 u!
I sayed it befoar and I will say it again. I stand in awe of the grate and mighty Teho. (You might have thought I wuz joaking, but I reely did meen it.)
U go ahead and stend…i prefurs to sit all in my awe and amuzmint.
trust me – it only SOUNDS interesting. I’m just doing this so I can have a steady job in the ’straight’ world (doing something decently paying which I do not hate while working with people who do not hate me), so I can afford to go back and make newer better art on the side, without having to go teach in the midwest and so angle towards tenure track. the people I knew in the arts were much more interesting and MUCH more worldly than the people I’ve met in medicine – but, it’s hard to make interesting pay
it’s a process.
“Life…it’s a process.”
OMG, ichc is growing a filosofee…
…is wut hapens wiyl ur bizy maekings othr planz.
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/John_Lennon
doant forgets teh bukkits…..
Sumdaiz I jus MISS dat Legul Perfessionel.
Wher she be? We skair her uff, I guess.
But we gotz Stend 2 keep us from bein 2 gushy.
Kai thnxbai
but sumtiem guushy is guuud. i can has context?
(teh snark is fien too.)
kitteh sez: let us shaek on it.
kitteh tinks: cum on, just a liddel closer to teh point ends, just a liiiiiiidel closer.
Kitteh kinda resembles Jabba da Hut.
bring me solo and the wookie
no, that’s not right…
[sigh]
on Soviet Tattooine, Solo and The Wookie bring YOU
that sounds… durty !!!
onee if u come!
ba dum rump.
what’s that line from the bloodhound gang’s ‘fire water burn’
” Cause I’m kind of like Han Solo always stroking my own wookie,
I’m the root of all that’s evil yeah but you can call me cookie… “
lets do it liek dey dooit on teh Discovery Chamel
they has teh humped chamels on dat chamel?
u r mai bestest fren 2
we shaer da saem vuuwz
& hawdly evur arguu
eetz spamz frum da can
wach l8nite csapn
an roc owt 2 olwd skeewll duran duran
mai fav bhound sawng
*checks http://www.tinyurl.com/23vckt, see box with “Teho is Jeenyous*
i see what you did there…WIN, btw
yesh, but i not sees “Teho r humbul”…must be borked.
noeps
al sistums is nom-inul.
(o hae, “nom” needz to be in list… am offs ta edit)
PS — use dis oen; I cn keep updatings it:
http://www.teho.vox.com/library/post/for-icanhascheezburger-binglol.html
Ummm…bringz me a Rollo and some cookies?
sry – no posable thumbs ;o(
Yu get everything above teh doornobs, I get everythin beloe teh doornobs. (unless I deside I want sumthing and can jump up that hi wen yr not lukin or can pester yu into giving it to me or trik teh goggie to geting it down or I feel liek it or sum uther reeson I havnt thot of yet but will let yu noe when I do.)
Okeh, shake.
Hey — where yu goe?
majer guud awsums!
So will it be door #1, door #2, or door #3?
#3? Carol, show ‘em what they won!!
spit shake
dat maeks it unbrawkable promis
Your promise… it has a flavor
PLEH flavor
I gitz foar..no..maekz it five cheezburgers a dai.
U gitz purrinks and hed butts and makin bikitz on ur belleh or leggz.
good deel!!!
Sounz purrrfect to me!
Will gladly exchange cheezburgerz for purrinks, hed butts and makin bikitz. I would give menee cheezburgerz for purrinks right now. My furbaby is 3 haors awai!
I noes ur pain…i wuz goggieless fur 13 unlucky yeers an hated efurry miinit of it!
I wuz doing a funrazer fur our Humane Society today an wuz commizerating wif a girl innerested in teh goggie i wuz walking. She was in goggie wifdrawal, too. But she put in a applicashun to adopt Carly!! Yay!!! FTW!!!!!!
hole carp! dat sux. ah miss ma kitteh afta 1 nite!
I cn go bout foar dayz away befor kitteh witzdrwl RILLY setz in……but miss thems daily wen I go way. Teh are additicitcal critterz, are kittehs.
Tanks to awl yoo guise. Iz hard to miz mai bebeh, butt iz knot fare to him to maik him mooov. He bin saim houz awl his lief. Am wantink to bee foster meowmy fur shelter kittehs rite naow. Onlee knead references, doan’t haf ne hear. Iz forth year hear, butt awl friendz gradu…grade…left me naow. I iz slow with lernin. Butt not wif kittehs. Kittehs maek me happee.
da deel we cantz refoosse
Purrinks?! Hed butts?! Biskit makin?! Resistunce. . . .iz. . . fyoo. . . *faints ded away frum anticipated joy!* *thud*
invisibul butt pat
gud gaam, gud gaam
Teh cheezburgers stops HERE! Rite heer, plz.
WTF !!!!
Iz gibs yoo mah paw an yoo dot may noze wit dat f-fin markur !!!
i wunnerd two if dat b a beooty mawk or a krewl joke :>
Oh hai, nice to meetz u. Wat u mean i haz sumfin on my noes?
ah two wunner if da b a beooti mawk or a kreewl joke
)
oops! replied twice! postn – i doen it rong
LB – Oh, mai! So glad I WASN’T drinking coffee. I’d have ruined my keybrd. Taht is SOOOO funnee! I’m still laffing!
Hai, Austin powrz. Iz teh mole. (what? Y u looin at me?)
All ay… kwizine!
Fakui-san!
Plump Sidnee Greenstreetz
Kitteh maykz deel 2 retreeb
Mawlteez Cheezbrgr
Samz Spayd Kitteh
no trustz “T3h Fatz Man”. Deesydz
2 goez it aloan
Mawlteez Cheezburgr
iz fynesst in awlll histurree.
Wurff a Keeng’z ransumm
Jack.
Mawltezz Cheezburgr–nomnomnom.
Dis best lolku yet, Jack Deth!
pull mah fingr, err, paw
Emittin’ kitten…
yah, FLARTUS…
Car salesman kitteh paid off the reaminder of my ixistin car loan so tht I culd by one of his FABULIS pre-owned and 300 point pre-inspicted Leixusisis!
NO TOONCES NOOOOOO
where TF IS toonces ???
haz u checked under your gaz peddle lately?
DON’T LET YOUR CAT DO THAT, YOU FREAKIN’ MORON!!!
“I’m just going to reply to myself to ensure that you know that I think you’re a complete and total idiot and NOBODY KNOWS like I do how DANGEROUS the world is for poor defenseless idiot cats and their idiot owners…how dare you even MENTION “cat” and “gas pedal” in the same sentence!!”
“Oh wait, that was me…”
Wouldn’t that be lolly if teh caretroll trolled itself??
A legul profeshunal wud neber do sutch a fooolish ding.
Unless it gawt payd to.
a caretroll could troll all teh trolls if a caretroll could troll trolls.
[upchucks]
Deal or no deal kitteh says… u btr take teh deal, u jus been luckee so fars!
Kin u halps mee get up
I waz playin ise skaytes
Onlee der isn’t uh pond or ise or skaytz
Ha ha silee mee
Neks tyme I gonna wotch det
trumpcat: hmm. you iz hired!
Don kno….I no trust you kitteh…I lovs ma hand…..