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Kitteh is full of untapped nrgy.
Yikes! Activate teh Omega 13!
good morning Janet — by seconds you are prior to second HAHA
Nobuddy? Nobuddy yet knowz this refereunz?
dun worree, sum wun will get it;
nevah give up, nava surendas
jus bcuz u nots get instunt lolz, duzn meen we has misdit, or duzn presheyates it.
i persnuly fink is matar re-RAYNJR.
Nevahr gib up!!
Nevahr surendrz!!
by greptharz hamer…
…
…wut a sayvings
saw pitcher an said, it’s mai new kitteh, Bitteh! saw ur post an said, zactly!! shez wurkin out peckin order wit de stablished resdintz an looks like dis all time. an Bitteh will nevar gib up! nevwah surendrz!
Uz right. I shud hav known better tahn to worry. Butt is SUCH a grate movee (assuming, of coarse, taht u ar a Star Trek fan). And usually sumwun is right there in a few . . .
we can has teh DVD.
u shud wach it wif teh Thermyan subtytils.
teh lolz, dey owch.
O, dat not rites….
Ni I do not
Relaxed kitteh is deceptive
Good morning to you! That WUZ close. Wish I cud think of as gud a fraze as “prior to second” for “just after furst.” Gotta be sumthing. Haz u purrchance had your coffee yet?
no— but has brewing as we lolspeak!
)
(LEAF says “prior to second” )
reverse penultimate?
No can lol spks ‘penultimate’.
is eezy
“ultimate penul”
(not shur wut dis meenz tho)
Sowndz keenkee.
try “pent-ul-teem-matt”? meenz verry verry tippy top, nuthin better. Theenk “Penthouse” no, nawt nawty ‘zine, teh top flor apt. in a ritzy bildin or bestest hotel rum.
erm noes… ur 1 off. pen-ulty-mayt meenz sekund to Teh Ultimaet.
Well, ultimate penul WON’T do. Penul is either a Selenocosmia Himalayana Pocock (a birdspider tarantula native to Nepal -OR, indeed, a portion of a male body – just not what you think.
Ultimate pen, would. or etamitlunep. Actually, now that I see it written, I rather liek etamitlunep. Or we could just say “eat a mint julep.” I think I still liek etamitlunep best – u can even pronownce it.
kitteh has awesum poker fays
seez ur cheezburger, rayses u many corms
bad ideya, kitteh
u shud chek next powst firs.
Yup, I’m poised to strike! Like the United Auto Workers! You can’t make ME manage my own health care benefits…
One retiree complained that the cost of his health benefits will go up. Right now he’s paying an exorbitant $22/month and he’s on a fixed income! His fixed income is a he77 of a lot better than my unemployment with state subsidized health care premium of over $250/month. Needless to say, I wanted to throw a cat fit! Get him with all five pointy ends!
try starbucks … they give health insurance to all of their employees
…an burnd cofee
Azz coffy…
LOL
i needs to riet a song.
well, Teho – now you have reelly dun it! I would bet nawt wun Merikan in a thousand realizes taht Starbuks overroasts (I put it gently) their cofee beens. Don’t meen to embarrass u, butt u r rapidly reachin purrfekshun in mai eyes! (Properleel roasted beens is highly relevunt to mai interusts!)
which is why deh homescribe drinks deh Peet’s
we prolly cant has Peets in teh Twin Sittys.
buts we CAN has Dunn Brovers.
you can has Peets if you has a Wurrld Markit. i can no has Peets beecuz they duzn’t make pods for teh Senseo. i no liek my Senseo en am jus countin teh deys until it brakes…
burnt cofee iz better den no cofee. akshully… is not too menny fings wurs den no cofee.
(to be faer, i lieks teh dark rowsts… but ther is stil difrunce)
I no! I on SSI, da medicare iz liek a hunnerd a munth owt uv ma chek, witch iz basiklee 10 purrcent. An no dentul. Onlee gets dentul if yu kin get da medi-Cal, but taeks menne yeers an trubbbles….Mebbe VA will see me agin sumtiem…befoar I loooz dem awl..
Sum medicare plans duz haz dental, but yoo still gotta pay da copay an etc… I lookin at sum uvver plans dat R hunnerd bux a YEER fur famblee!!! An owr fayvrit dentist is on da list!!
yes – is terrible thing to be paying for much fur teh medicare – or ENY health plan when u don’t have meny munnies. Our system is so borked – and I is so mad at teh current okkupant of teh WH fur – well – don’t want to get into pawllitcal rant. But is so meny otehr countriez where U cud be getting wunnderful healthcare without payin so much. Whut is RONG with so meny Murikanz hoo is so skeered of “socialized medicine.” “WHUT? Healthcare fur liddle kidz. Sorry. Too spensive. Must have munniez to kill peeplz in other countriez.”
Whew – sorry. But is such a stoopy system we has – harmin SO meny peepls – liek urself. It just maeks me REEEEEEEEELEH mad. Sorry u is stuck in it. Maybee will be better sumday (both u AND teh system.)
I so agree! I wunder what li3f wud be li3k 4 so many Amuricans iff we hadd healthkare li3k odder countrees. Peepul cud kwit jobs dey hate, Bcuase dey cud now have m3dical kare. Peepul cud r3tire soon3r Bcause dey cud have m3dical kare. — And deeze R deh luckee 1s dat hab it at work.
Den poor mommies 2 B cud get good pr3natal car3 4 der babies 2 b, so babies b0rn healthy. Poor babies cud get care deh need, so dey don’t die B4 1st birthday.
Old3r people cud get pr3ventive care so don’t hav3 2 wait until too lat3 & end up in emergency room.
Som3tim3s wh3n I taek my kittehs 2 V3t, I fe3l guiltee, Bcaus3 my kitteh babies g3ttin better care den many poor babies & childr3n. NOT RIGHT!! ALL little babies & childr3n shud hav GOOD Health kare. (EVEN littel babies & Chidr3n of IMMIGRANTS)
Locking in lazers – reddy to melt u to cheezburger!
Purrparin to do butt wiggle of doom!
I see u wigglin dat finger…I will gets zzzzzzzzz.
Deh earz bak ob deth!!
Deh eyez dil8t ob destruckshon!!
Deh butt wiggle of doom!!
Deh leap of d’anniliation!
OWWWWOOWWW!!!!
Mommee not pull hand bak in ti3m!
Now mIghty predatur lickz self wid pride, and den curlz up 2 rest 4 next attak!!!
nots tu be a noyeeng, but i fink dis teh But Wigel of IMPENDINGS Duum.
is teh POWNS wut bringeth payn frum on hie.
lurvs it!! the butt wigel fo impendin duum!!! ai onna sing teh impendin duum song!!!
doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom dooom doom doom
–six months later–
doom doom doom doom doom dooom doom doom dooom doom doom
[luvs teh silly]
Secretcat haz a secret. Duz I or duz I not haz a mushtash?
Potential Kitler has potential.
Seecrit Cat cans giv advyse tu Tule Tyme naybor.
poised ta stryke
in juz a secund or two
maybe three or ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz….
His cashual poaze maibe desseptife, but himz gud speling is defnitlee suspishus…
WIN!1!
yes, maybeez dat is imposter in lolcatsuit??
I tellz my kids “hey, you in dah kittysuit or puppersuit, come heres to mommie. or You look mavaluz in dat kittysuit.” I allayz gets smiley face wit teh squinchy eyes look at me. (sigh) i luvs my 4-leggerz.
He alredy struk me — froo teh hart!! Lurve teh kittehs wif white pawz!
Sooo soft — an cudduldy — an — *splorsh*
Hed gone. Cleenup on ayull five.
I lurves da white pawz too cuz I noes there is little pink pads unnerneaf!
teh pads uv penk… u can haz fettush… i bleef….?
An dont furget teh pinky noze!! Pinky noze — pinky toze — ooooohh (swoonz wif kyoot ovurlode) *splumphthud*
Cleenup on ayull — oh, nevurmind. Jus step over me.
Yesss! Pink paw and nose loverz of teh werld – UNITE!
Yesss! Pink paw and nose loverz of teh werld – UNITE! Both mai kittehz Shakespeare and Florian had teh most BYOOTIFUL pink noses and pawpadz EVER. Nothin comparez to a pink pawpad! (Except nose, of coarse)
My Emma has da liddle pink noes and da liddle pink toes, lub dem!
Mai gurl is tortusshell wif wite pawz and her paw padz r a combo uv pink and gray. So much kyoot!
Git ober heer so’s I kin smack u.
wit mai pads uv penk….!!!
I smell a lovely poem there! Alas, I can has no mews (tis troo)
Deh Ktteh, Deh Kitteh!!
I sing the Kitteh sokyuute
I lurves mah kittehs overs da rainbow
I lurves mah kittehs not yet to be
I lurves mah kittehs summwerz comming tordz meeee
I sing deh Kitteh ander pink pads
I sing der Kitteh and himz black noze,
I sing der snorgly belleh and wigglybutt of deth and impends duumz
I singz ALL deh Kitteh forevah!!
/bow
my OWN poem madez my eiyes leak and grinchy all up
I guess dat meens I miss my kittehs
sniff
Missle kitteh is locked on!
Uz smell!!11!
Huuuuuuuuuwww… huuuuuuwww *sniffs*. my bref smells uv tuna n tree day dead mousies. I iz redy to meets teh ladiez now.
Pleh!
kitteh luks poisd 2 strik rite aftr hiz litl kitteh nap.
Plump Dusstbunnee amz
unnurr t3h Beeg Lawng Chayr. Nawt
much gud atz hydeeng
Kitteh nawt askeerd
uv roag Dusstbunnee hoaldeeng
Ball uv Yarm hawstajj
T3h Howse iz nawtz beeg
enuff 4 t3h 2 uv dem.
Summwun haz 2 go!
Jack.
Won, tew, t’ree. I iz hidink! Heer i come!
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O dang.
pose….strike…
hmmmm……
KITTEH GONNA VOUGE!!!!
Strike a pose!
U to be regretting u woke me up!
Yu so rong, dood. I iz not poyzed tu stryk — I iz reelacksin’. It’s Caturday — I no haff tu ketch mowsies tuday if I no wantz!
OMG!
totally off topic, but I was sitting here, reading through ICHC while everyone else is out for the afternoon and my cat Chester climbed up next to me.
I was scratching his neck and HE STARTED TO THUMP!
Do cats DO this???? I am flabbergasted and had to share this….
U meen thump with his hind paw, liek Thumper? Purrhaps nawt awl kittehs – but mai Florian did (if you scratched him in teh right playce – cud have been neck) – and I think I had wun other who did, becuz I wasn’t surprised when Florian did it. None of mai current kittehs do.
Is reeleh charming, I think.
Chester bin hangen wid t3e goggie?
Dat face so cyute, ah wunt too snorgul dat kitteh til it bitez teh stuffin out uff me.