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So doant fart, plz.
Kthxbai!
*poot*
oh hai !
i maid u dis comment
butt cheezburger
atted it
kthxbai !
dat’s teh heetin pad startin up.
poooooooot
fell teh heet?
oh noes… i felt a breez, n teh door n windowz r closed.
Hmmm… I feel a draft.
Oops. I smell a wumpus too…
Wait a minute… ewww.
“wumpus”…hee hee, *snort*
…also know as ‘poofy-butt’.
This is SUCH a Precious Moment!
oh tank you
i luvs mah kittehz. i luvs mah chair too, fur the record.
Lookin closer, I see dat chayr is liek a corduroy? An da colur nawt so much mud as mebbe carmel? An stufft, it DUZ lokk skwishee cumfee! An a luvlee kitteh sawft Headrest!!
[STARE]
kittehs… so pritteh…
chayr… so ugleh…
we shud takez up collekshun for subskrpshuns to Arkiteckural Digest for dese poor kittehs exposed to deh bad taste. iz the leastz we cud do.
good thing they’re colorblind
just one dignity spared … but shape and texture … alzo so important to kittehs
be better if chair were grey!
lyek wen all canduls be owt?
and not so 1970’s puffy
all non-gratuitously ugly sofas are grey in the dark? (also, all uses thereof?)
Check out the new pic I posted on my blog…. the lamp isn’t really funny, but the ad copy was.
Hmmm… might double post …… click my name to see the new Bob Mackie line at High Point. The wording struck me as funny.
Will we see da purty moovee laydeez wearin dresses mayd uv lamps at awl de red carpit events nao?
Iz skeeree ugleh lamp, nawt werk in ma howse so gud.
Bawb Mackee remynz mee uv a essplozun in a kalidoskope fakturee…. MOAR is MOAR, dawlink!
Oh, giv up you silly peeplz – it is a wonderfly comftabl chare – that is a HOME u r looking at!
Tru, chair is not so much to look at, but teh bumpy cordroy tekchur makes for GRATE skrachin post.
I likes teh chair! And the kittehs with it! lol
Gud! Mees too! Ah tinks is nice and snugglee and commfee lukin! An ah sinceerly hopes ownur of chare has sense of humur!
Stend wud probably say – owner of chare MUST have a sense of humur!
I must say fur myself – I dont hates the chare. Lukz very comfee – and clearly comfee fur kittehz. Is nawt relly possibul to hav reely gud furnichur and kittiez. If u duz, u has with gud funrichure full of danglee thredz – or covered with sheetz or slipcovers. Iz a dicision wun must maek – kittehz or gud furnichur, I think.
naught true. my parentz haz house full of fine antiques and oriental rugz and their kitteh never skratches deh furniture … kitteh haz vary special skratching post and usez it allz deh time. mai kittehs leavz mai furniture alonez too.
homescribe — i can has ur secret???
Yes – just whut is dis “very speshul scatching post? I has awl kinds of scratchin posts awl over teh haus. And my kittehs uses them – but they also luvez the furnichure.
Tell us – tell us – please! WHUT IS TEH SEKRET!!
Kan also by kleer stikky stuf 2 put on furnichur that kittehs no lik to skrach. Kind of lik dubbel-sided tape, onlee wider. Feels yukky on their feetz.
deh sekret is to make deh kitteh use it frum deh vary first day kitteh is in deh house … when kitteh goes to skratch on nice tings, pick up the kitteh and take to the skratchy post. Also, putz deh catnip on the post. and make the post high wit a place to sit whar kitteh can sit and see tings. but nevar skold or yellz at kitteh … just makez dem skared and nervus. also, sisal rope wounded up is gud … better than carptez. mai kittehs like the cardboardz skratchy tings with catnip in betweens deh cardboards.
you can buy sprays that smellz bad to kitteh to put on furniture legs too … not too nice, but better than chewing up a 19th century trasure from Antikes Roadhawse
uh oh… day wun is looong gone fur my kittehs. Maybe i sticks to kitteh manicures, fur now. Will file infurmashun away for future kittehs, tho! Thx for your shares! U has a good system…srsly :c)
Manicures kitteh no want. Upset kitteh wif all other kittehs. Kitteh be nerd, PWNED!! lik red-headed stepchild. Kthxbai.
funny story, when we moved, we wuz goin to get rid of chair. but i sed no, even tho chair is not as bootiful as other chairs, is comfy and is alredy ours. is not ours anymore, tho, cats have taken it ovar. has blankets on the butt part for cats to sleep on. big cat sleeps on top all day long, littl cat sleeps on bottom all day long. n sometiems dey chase each other ’round ‘n ’round dat chair.
Is trooly purrfekt kitteh chare. We has kitteh chairz in mai haus, too.
Butt – I wuz nawt payin attehshun. Caboose kitteh is same kitteh as sleepin kitteh with teh noo best frend! How kyoot iz taht to have TWO kitteh pikshurz in a row. So big kitteh nawt so big – little kitteh is – reelee little!. And what kind of kitteh is the big (ish) grey wun with the marvelous tail? (Sumwun heer wanted to know – butt now so do I!)
And ur chare haz also given teh rest of us a source of innocent merrimentz! Glad u haz teh humor, too!
yesh! 2 kitteh pictures in a row! we no let kittehs see tho – we no want fame n fortune goin to their heads. no wanna hear “you wan pet me? haf yer people call mah people ‘n mehbe i pencil you in.”
big kitteh (i say below he maybe korat, vet think so) is ver big. is 11 lbs. little kitteh is real little – is almost 6 mos old. dun have recent weight on her but think she ’bout half as heavy as her bruvver. she give him run for his money tho when is wrestle time.
Sarah…. much awsum gettin 2 kitteh pikchurs in row! Iz much jelows. 11lbs not tarribly big. I has kitteh hoo is not too much fatty, but over 15 lbs. Pple alwayz sayin wat a big kitteh we haz. We haz anuber kitteh hoo iz lots smaller tan his bruver, too. Funny ting is smaller kitteh uzwally winz teh fites.
chayr do luk comphy butt if i head 2 bootiful gray kittehs lik dat, wood recover chayr to match.
Doant nede tu. In twu wekes, teh chayr be recuverd bai itselfs. Iz majik!
Somewhere, a chair sobs quietly, and a guitar gently weeps with it…
Is ok, you comfy, and the kittehs feel secure on your head…does the kitteh sleeps on their head, no, i didnt think so either….
lolz!
Wun kitteh’s ceeling is anotha kitteh’s flo.
Wun kitteh’z poot is anotha kitteh’z…..
wait that not wurk…
I can has gas maks?
iz it me or are the voting burgers borked today?
i tink my eye ess pee is borked … since i haz a windoze machine i shut it down and restarted it and nao is werking some better. i wantz a macintosh … no moar windoze
macintosh duz seem to hav far fewer problemz. I did go fur three daiz without teh burgerx taht tiem, thogh. Remember wehn Stend wuz jumpin up an down yellin fur teh burgerz? He so funnee.
dat chare luks reel comfeh.
voting burgerz seem fine to me.
Monorail cat haz caboose!
full of teh win!
kitteh trane r deparding fur snoozeland…plz haz yr tikkets reddy.
aww…I likez dat!
Kitteh and caboose
Both offline for maintenance
Maybe you should walk
yet agen, full of teh wind!
Jess hoap frunt kitteh iznt full of wind.
This is diffreent middle line fur Kicka’s haiku, Yes? Fur astonishingly different meaning.
[blinks]
[counts]
[superimposes]
[reads]
…huh. wuz not ment dat wai, but wut duz u noe? huh!
gud aie, J4K.
Ur subconshuss haiku is amazinglee funnee.
Durn tootin we’re walkin!!! (I has subconshuss werd associeeashuns)
monorail cats collide on track
… details at eleven !!!
…after dis brief nap frum owr sponsers.
You haz pillo, I haz bun warmer. Both winz.
dis wynz 2
kitteh haz sheen!
Darkness settles in
Kittehs slumber peacefully
Then the black one farts
…wuz paibaks.
http://www.icanhascheezburger.com/2007/09/07/banzai/
Plz to be purrink.
i needz massadje.
liddl kitteh: enh enh…
beeg kitteh: hnk shew, hnk shew…
liddle kitteh: shov obber
beeg kitteh: hnk shew, hnk shew…
liddl kitteh: shar teh chare!!
beeg kitteh: hnk shew, hnk shew, no, hnk shew…
I has now red this fiev times, and I LOL (reelee – literally) everytiem!
Oooops – red it again – still laffing. It’s teh liddle “no” in the last lion – duz it everytime!
reminz me uf wen i wood sumtimz sleeps in teh bed wif my parents wen v little (wuz a treet, not uzual) I wood chatter way to my mom bout my day in skool n such, n she wud finally say, i kant heers u iz asleeps.
Snore noyse has teh WIN!
Agreez! Snore noyse iz best EVER!
this is really brilliant comic writing. Snafutti – do you have a career we don’t know about? (Well, of course you do – I have no idea what you do. I meant – are you a writer?)
Ten qs!!
ai r sofwarz instruchr, aktually.
ai did want be writur, but lot wurk for not meny cheezburgrs.
so I gibbed it up foar teh warm plaic to snooz, and the gud fuds.
(foar mai kittehs obcours. gooshy fud and sheepy bedz not cheep!)
I do hopez u has sum tiemz left over from the instruktin and tehhe snorglin and teh gooshy fudz providin to also be doing sum writing. Mai brudder is also a wunnerful writer – but he now is a reporter fur r local newpapr. Also haz his own Sunday column, which is VERY popular. Butt – is nothing to whut he shud be doing. Butt – he too thinkz warm palic to snooz and fudz is importent!!! (He muzt also provide fur his kittehz) Anyhhoo – I undertandz ur plight! At least u r writing heer fur our enjoyment. Dats a BEEEEEEG sumthing. Ten qs to u, too!
come to chats room…clik on ‘we has a meebo room’ …naow
surprise butt… snorgling ???
( this photo REALLY needs a soundtrack of sir mix-a-lot’s ‘baby got back’ )
gmta
http://www.mfrost.typepad.com/cute_overload/2007/08/its-hiney-time.html#comment-80257031
HEADBUTT
invisubul desk
BUTTHEAD
huh huh huh huh huh
Luks lik butt-moochin cat will tumbl from chair vry soon
is dis frum dat movie wer dis guy gets lost wid dis oder fat gai?
DOZE RN’T PILLOS!!!!!
hm…i has been naughty teh past couple dayz..not be commenting on ichc…iz not m_m’s fault though!! Teh boyfriend buyed me new accountz on World Of Warcraft, and the m_m has become twitching WoW zombeh (again)….i promises, i will makes time to check ichc, AND timez to comment from naow on….maybe addict Eric to eet azwell…boyfriend likes teh lolcats, but not one to comment…anyways…gotta go playz WoW….
Haha. U be like teh soufpark bois.
xcept wifout teh acne and teh fatness, and i has a job and a reallife. just come home at night and slink into WoW shadoez, and teh soufpark bois hassnt gots teh girlfriends. and teh m_m has teh sexy wow playin boyfriend. mmm….hes at work *sadface*
M_M -> WoW ?
hay,be nice. WoW addiction is serious business. not be making fun. i not like soufpark boys. not all fatty andfilled with lose and pleh. I has job and realworld life, if just nice to let go for whilez and play in fantasy world. besides, mai boyfriend plays it wif me, so is nice, cause i can be at office and hims can be at HIS office and we an still playz games together.
you not make funs o meh, im gonna tell Happycat. Or Teho. Teho will saves me. Maybe.
Stend: M_M->Medicated_Maiden->WoW Addict for years
I think you missed his point, or I got one that wasn’t there…. my everyday initials are MWM, which when viewed upside down, appear to be WMW. M_M upside down would resemble WoW, sorta.
Or, not.
Or Leeroy saves you?
Maeks sure too be hazzing healor on handz to rez if u bringz Leeroy to saves you.
(WoW is much winz! Me and my folkz be addictedz too, we playz on Azje… Aksjo… Asjul…. The one wiff two wordz that startz wiff A and N!!)
we playz on blackhand, come visit sometimez!!
Leeroy saevz NOWUN. Leeroy can taek hims chikkin an hims agro to sum othr rayding partee.
(unles u meen sum OTHR Leeroy? nots Jankims?)
nono I was jus makin a funni at whut lil I noes ’bout WoW which is vary little.
Whut does i noes?
Akshullee – I hav never noticed taht u duzint alwayz know whut u r talking abawt! Purrhaps I shudnt say too much moar, fur it wud be a pitee if u cudn’t get into ur bedroom – but I is often amazed at teh variety of “pop” culchure things u knows. I purrsonally knowz VERY liddel abawt current (say – last 20 yrs) games, pop mewsik, even moovees (though I be very up awn news and happeningz in the werld). So I trais to be very careful with the commenting. Sumtiemz I THINKZ I knowz whut tehy is talking abawt – but I dunt! And wuddent u know – Teho ALWAIZ catches me awt! Very politelee, of corse. Butt subtext is “Hee, hee, hee, – u don’t know whut yur talking abawt, do you? LOLz”
“butt subtext”
hehe indeed
At leest I knowed u wuz tee hee-in. Butt (!!) is OK. Mai staff used tu gets a lot of tee hees, too. I iz sumwhut awt of mai elemint heer, butt I iz havin so much fun with awl teh deer peepls (taht incloods u, dere Teho) taht I dont reelee mind. I noze u is just teasin.
…. butt i luvs u!
(sry…iz bad, i noes, butt culdn’t halp it.)
Wuz so bad it wuz goooooooooooooood!!!!! I’m still laffing.
yesh…teh badder, teh bedder!
Ur butte soff, roun, comfee
Wut u meen it not pillo?
anyone know if the one on the right is a purebreed, and if so, what breed? we used to have a kitteh exactly like that, with the dark shiny gray fur and low contrast tiger-stripes on the tail.
we has suspicions that he is korat. the vet said he wuz. we haff no way of knowing fur shure, tho, cuz he was found by side of road in box.
He luks lak mah BlueMax, who is a pedigreed Rushun Bloo — Max is not a “show quality” RB becuz he has a tiny white star and a slitely tabby-striped tayl, but hez still teh mose byootifull kitteh in teh wurld.
Xcept for all mah uther kittehs, uv corse.
some kittehs is for show, but most kittehs is for lurve. mah kitteh no want neone pokin round in his business neway. he barely tolerate nail clipping!
Teh conga.
Ur still doin it rong.
winwinwinwinwin WIN
winwinwinwinwin WIN…
Kitteh Simmitree.
Summtymez can haz t3h Prittee.
Summtymez can haz weerd
Beeg grayz Kitteh iz
nawt Pillo. Mawtilld Bengull
Kitteh knoez bettah
Noo 2 partz Pillo
4 cummfee Chayr diappeerz
wen no wunz luukeeng
Jack.
Ur tushy…I haz it.
Duz mah butt look fat in dis chayr?
Noe, hunnee, ur butt bee fine wit me…:D
tho… ur butt maeks CHAYR luk teh fat.
stryeps not so sliming.
The cat on the right is HUGE.
seereeous huge!!!
Hope silvur tabbee has his hind-feet cleats dug in, or hez gonna go off teh chare bakwurds teh minut the big gray kitteh wigguls.
Littul kitteh: *zzzzsnorkWOOaaaah!*
*plumpf*
*!%$@&($#@#* (climbing bak up)
(Big kitteh:*zzzchuklzzzzzzz*)
Oh, Duffy! You’ve got brilliant sound FX, too! This, too, iz a multi-laff comment!
i so proud of my grandkittehz.
This one is cute — don’t think I can top that cat-tion.
“Phwew… last uv mah littr FYNALY caim owt!”
(I have to admit… It’s pretty hard to purposely mispell like that. hahaha Fun.)
Wow, whoever owns these cats takes very good care of them. Their coats are shiny and very clean… it’s obvious even from a picture that shows them at a distance. Very prettiful.
tis ur butt
my pollow