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Damn dat orphinant keeps comig backz everytyme Ai habs drinkee!
iddnt he ‘posed to be pink?
kitteh mus not drinkee nuff to see teh pink!
Silleh manfredmom. Kittehs not see in color.
Akshully dey do see in color – dey hab both rods & cones in eyes! Jus nots as intense as we see color. Kinda lyk pastel world!
I can has pastel wurld? I fink I lurvz da ideer.
kittehs lives in Miami Beech?
Pinkeffanunts, pinkeffanunts
pinkeffanunts on parayd
here tey cum
How very edukashynal is tihs site! Between teh lot of us, we knows just abawt everthing!
La vee in roze?
But I’d be done see’n about everything
when I see an elephant fly.
DUMBO!!! Mai favrite movie!!! Laughz and criez all in wun!! Sad when mommee taken awayz.
I saw a front porch swing, heard a diamond ring,
I saw a polka-dot railroad tie.
But I think I will have seen everything
when I see an elephant fly.
Such lubbalee thots !
Yah, we gots teech de kittehs da collurs, but is EZ!!! Get differnt color uv da same toy, like floofee bawl ur fuzzee mousie. When yoo play wif kitteh, tawk to dem an say “I’ve go the green ball!” ot “I threw the bloo ball!” or “bring me yor pink toy!” Kitteh will lern da werd meen dat collur, an evenchoollee (if verree smrt kitteh an verree konsistint hyoomin) kitteh will no da werds an colors dat go togevver!
Kitteh no cayr if we call it bloo an green or voo an bleen, as lawng as saym word, kitteh will do it!
Ai fink kitteh no cares wat color ball is! He no care bowt ball at all – less its has catnip in it!
B!, Ai lerned dat kittehs can see sum colors on Diskubery or 1 ob its udder channels. Iffn u trai to color trayn ur kittehs, let me noes how its turns outs. Mai 2 donts wanna be trayned!
Ah tink kitteh no intristed in waht kolor bawl iz, unless it iz relevant 2 hiz interests!
Dat not tru kittehs see 3 or 4 colors. i know tat
stoopid….kittehs doo see in colur! red green and blue! look it up iz serius!
n elefant nevar forgetz to sway
n dance n sing in de elefant way
wit a jiggle ob his tubee trunk
he can snert an squirt an huff an grunt
wiff lite soff steps accross de sky
de elefant begins to fly
an soar an roar in an thru de clowdz
swooping an swimming among de boughs
if ebben only in his elefant dreemz
an elefant can grow his elegant wings
n elefant nevar forgetz to sway
n dance n sing in de elefant way
LUB dat!!
Thx so much!!!
Was lots of fun to write!
N elafant nevar forgetz…to snorgle
He wood. He weeyrd.
But he minez!
An I gitz to does all teh gabbin, an he good lissenur!
Melissa – there iz sumthing in ur way of lukkin at teh werld taht I find toetalee enchanting! Duz u do taht in reel lief? Or juzt heer?
I cant bleeve u has teh stoopy werkerz. I wud think teht wud awl say – YAaaaaaY – we gitz to go werk fur Melissa! Whut fun!!!!
Maek teh pizza!
*with big smyle* – Yes, ma’am, at wunz.
Mop teh floor!
Yes, ma’am, it wud be mai pleashur.
etc.
U r teh sweetest. an yesh i does it allus teh tiem.
My momma calls it “skewd” way of thinkin.
I boil it down to i was an onlee chile an had ennertain mahsef.
Oh, an thanks foar mah beeg swolled up hed.
U maded mah dai!
I doant fink i kin gitz in mah bedroomz noaw….Teh doorwai not beeg enuff foar mah hed!!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ foar u!!!!
Oh yeah mah werkerz day lub meh but dey still stoopy.
Dey jus yung dat awl.
Awnlee wun kyoor fur taht, but it taeks tiem!
mebbee she pracktiss furst wearin leather an heels an tappin a riding crawp! Me-YOW!!1! Rite away, Mistriss!!!
M’lissa sowndz liek Loona Lovegood. In a gud wai.
No wun talk bout de ellyfant in de room.
the first rule of…
oh, what?
We no talk bout dat! *whap*
LOLing and crossing leggz!
OW
in other news, I’m starting to see all of ICHC as filtered thru lolsecrets
http://www.lolsecretz.blogspot.com/
( my friends are fake, but I’m afraid to be alone )
too much funny. Thx for your shares. sekretly, i alwayz wanted to be pengwin, but then egen is v cold n hungry-ish in antarctic. Regrrgitated food — No Wants! i cn be pengwin in akwarium, n jus looks cute n walk funny n gets teh free fishies?
Sum lolsecretz funneh, sum makez me cri.
Teh ellyfunt is keepin teh crockygaturs away!
U not see no crockygaturs, duz u???
btw, dat is veruh sweet ellyfunt.
tank you! is bank, is full of nickels and pennies. is ver heavy!
Sarah – if this be yr entefant, tehn must also be ur adoruble kitteh. Pleez to be tellin us hi/her nayme, how awld, how u gotz himz/herz – u knowz. Famouz kitteh shud nawt remayn anomymouse!
oh tank you fur yur interests! her name iz stella an we got her from an animal shelter. http://www.centrecountypaws.org she iz ver playful, enjoys treats, chasing tings (like yarn or her tail), an playing wif her bruvver pinot grigio (the butt pillo kitteh). she makes the cutest noises, dey sound like squeaks. oh ‘n she likez sleeping on mah neck.
i furgot to say – kitteh will be 6 months old on oct 8th. time for spaying! now she thinks vet time is fun romp in new office. will soon learn different.
I gess ur odder reeplie iz stiil inn seyeberspase- sumtymz happnz – iff nawt showz upp, pleze 2 repete?
Shee ber kyut!
okey i repeat – sorry if this shows up twice. i make it worth yer while though – i embellish on this one
her name is stella, we got her from a shelter: http://www.centrecountypaws.org if you wanna see the lovverly cats they have right now 
she came from a litter of 4 and her bruvvers and sister were adopted, as were her ma. 
we has small apartment and could only have 1 more kitty. her adoptive bruvver is pinot grigio (the butt pillo) and dey are best friends ever. was almost immediate, after stella was not scared of big gray cat! stella is ver playful and likes to run, jump, hop ,and wrestle wif pinot. she ver sweet – has great purr motor!
still is not show up! pologize again if dis is 3rd time u readin bout mah kitteh. her name stella, she real playful. she like run, jump, chase (her tail or her bruvver or some string or sumfin), wrestle wif her bruvver pinot grigio (butt pillo). she has grate big purr motor! she purr all the time. she likes to cuddle. we got her from animal shelter (www.centrecountypaws.org). she came from beautiful gray tabby mom and has 2 gray tabby bruvvers and one black and tan tabby sister. but they liv wif someone else cuz our apartment reel small. she 99% heart and 1% mischief.
ZOMG Sarah, Stella is soooooo bootyful! Plz to clone her an send coppy tu mee. I will luv her an squeez her an call her….Stella 2.
U kan haz ebil twin Sarah. Iz ok.
now you has 3 stories bout stella. mah clone masheen broked – kittehs put treats in it n ‘tgot jammed. sry but u haff to find anudder bootiful gray tabbeh. should not be hard tho – all of emz is bootiful!
He’s kinda quiet, but never komplains!
Keeps seekrits real good, too!
Come Caturday Mornin
wit apologizin to teh Sandpiperz, Dory Previn, an Fred Carlin
Com Caturday mornin
Im goin’ away wit my frenz
Weel Caturday-spen til teh end of teh day
Jus I an my frenz
Weel travl fer milez in owr Caturday smilez
An den weel moov on
But we wil merember long aftur Caturday’s gon
Com Caturday mornin
Im gonna comment with my frenz
We’ll Caturday-laff moar den haf ob teh day
Jus I an mai frenz
Snortin cowfee frum owr nozes
An den weel moov on
But we wil merember long aftur Caturday’s gon
(Com Caturday mornin, com Caturday mornin)
Com Caturday mornin
dah dah dah dee dah dah dee dah dah dee
Jus I and mai frenz
Weel travl teh ‘net wit Tofu an Cheez
An den weel moov on
Weel laff an merember long aftur Caturday’s gon
YAY1!!!! Mush wins an awsum!!!!
I thinkz maybee we has us an anthem!
BRGR NATION! WE CAN HAS ANTHEM!
i wunders if D marie wood lets me yuse teh lyrix 2 make good anthem songs,
or mebbe anthum sonz alredy made?
It is a song by the Sandpipers, and was featureed in “The Sterile Cukoo” with Liza Minelli.
The Sandpipers’ version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5GY5u–HjY
Liza’s version (as a tribute to John Lennon) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqINI-ZQd8A
It was a popular song at the time, but I guess you had to be of a certain age to recognize it.
Jus de rite playse te sleep
Rite in de windoo
Wif a pigey bank on ur hed
Yes, but I’z no longer using a butt for a pirrow. Same kitteh now sleep wit teh L’phant.
entefant no farty…not so snorgly, but not so shtinky, needer.
entefant no farty? U meen – THIS weedy, woody entefant? Or entefantz in genrul?
dis woodee effant. da reel entefant farty beeg an lowd!!! Iz hurd its at da zoo!
LOL and tan and young and lumpy
The girl from ipanema goes walking
And when she passes gas, each one she passes goes – arggh!
Hey, I resemble that remark…LOLz
hide ‘n’ seek…teh kitteh vershun.
Seek an go hide
Seek an go hide
I am hiding for u
u are seeking for me!!!
GEEVE TO MEE LAARGE KEEES!
miser kitteh seeps wif effanunt bank so nobody take hims munee
kitteh is republicat?
I dunno. I dunt think it pussible fur eny kitteh to be republicat. Independicat, maybee. Prolly he duznt hav much munnies and has been savin up fur a cheezburger?
Awl kittehs r independicats! But kazunly becum demonrkats, but onlee temprorly. Iz y we luvz em.
Amen.
So tru. kittehz noes unnerstan authoritarian types. jus laff at dem.
kitteh wuz cleerly gitting sum cheezburger muneez, butt fel victum tu teh dredded napp attak.
shayk shayk shayk shayk shayk shayk SHAYKSHAYKSHAYK… arg. i onlies got five cents owt. Tired now zzzzzzzzzzzzz
i wood nevar leeves my new, bestiest fren.
I can has teh elephant of surprise?
wher ar effanunt’s eyebls?
thx so mush alla u lolfrenz foar ur kind werdz n advyze abowt gettin a noo kitteh. went to petsmart todai n wuz lukkin at alla da booteefull babehs… but mos ob dem wuz in a cage wif at leest wun uvver kitteh, n i coodnot bare to mayk jus wun kitteh leev alla his bruddrs n sissrs. so, i wuz abowt to go, wen i saw sum moar cages in da bak. i wented in to see dem, n dere wuz wun tineeee liddle fellow inna grate big cage all by hisself. wen he sawd me, he camed ober n lik lik lik on mah fingr! i sed, yup… dis cat haz pikt ME! so, i browt him hoam and himz naim is Pawsquale (he’s italian), n i fink him iz a silber tabby. fank yoo ALL agin for da wunnerful thots n gud wishz. soon as he will hol stil, i will tayk a pitcher ob him foar u all to cee! k thx bai.
Awwwl…. i wants to see him!! I is so vary glad u got ur own kitteh…. he sound purrfekt. Yays for happy endin :c) Give teh kitteh sum snorglz frum me.
sibber tabbies is da bestest. my furstest true brudder cat wuz silber tabby. ebbery sibber tabby i eber knows wuz sweet an smart smart smart an funny too. congratulfabulations!
Lolz… u call ur petz by famly names too! Growin up, kittehs n doggies wuz alwayz mai bruvers n sisters to me (tho parents alwayz thot i wuz strange –wut can i say, side evl step brover, i wuz teh onlee hooman child) . Nows, my own dawter has her furry bruvers n sisters — plus she haz her aunt Cassie n uncle Mickey (mai parents’ doggeh n kitteh)
Is muchos happee for yous! Tabbies bestest best! Mah Tyger be Tabbie, be petsmart adoptababee, tho no kitteh…. Weighs 80 quatah powndr cheezburgers, does mah Tyger!
Tellz Pawskawlaee I sez, Buongiorno, Amico!
Yay! Jeanie luvs Pawsquale! Neener! I soooo glad yoo finded a noo fren! And yung, so yoo can adoor his fleeting kittenhoodness! Looking forward to pix! Schmoo and hugses to yoo guys!!
dat bestest kitteh storree i hurdz allllll dai!
This be wunnderful news. Dat kitteh NEEDED u. Himz shurley now wun of teh happiest kittehz in teh werld. And u happiest peeplz. Nuthin liek a tineee liddle silber tabby! Pleez to be givving Pawsquale sum snorglez frum mee, too.i
YAAAAY! U can has manee happee yeers togever.
*snif*
yey fur you!
Lubs Pawsquale’s name! I fink its b bigger dan himz! Himz grow into it tho! So happy fur you n kitteh! Schmoos n snorgles himz for us!
Hrray! Yu got yur purrscripshun!! Its so wunurful when just teh rite bebeh is waitin for you an yu find heem!! Snorgulz and smoo to Pawsqually!!
Lub teh sillber tabis! Conngratts onn noo kittee- pawsqually willz hab grate life nao!
Sooper nooz! So glad yoo hab noo liddel purrbawl!
Absulutelee rite. Ib kitteh pikx U leik daht, U haz 2 taek him home.
Just had death in immediate family.
Someone I loved very much.
Must say, ICHC still made me LOL, or at least chuckle.
For that I thank you.
Life goes on, and life is good.
All of us must keep on LOLing, no matter what.
And you guys (those who post and those who submit lolcats) remind me that life is good.
Life. Is. Good.
Hugs to yoo! Condolenses and nose nuzzles. We glad 2 bee heer fur yoo. Life IS Good!!!!
Butt lief can also be very sad. Is so gud to have loved sumwun very much – but there is a heavy price. Which we gladly pays for the joy teh loved one has given us. Butt teh wunnerful memoriez will see you through. Dunt be afraid to be sad – is honor to your much one loved. But the loved one would also want you to be laughing again, so – glad you can find some solace and respite heer with us. So sorry you are going through this.
((((HUGZ))))
Thank you for sharing your thoughts and sadness with your LOLcat friends. You honor us as much as your loved one.
Wishing you peace of mind and heart.
So sorry for your loss. I lost my 97 yr old aunt that i took care of this year. I miss her a lot. But I find she’s with me everyday. Remember the happy times.
When you feel sad, ICHC is always good for at least a smile. And you’re right: no matter what, life IS good!
stella glad she help made your day liddle bit less bad. she sends nuzzles & purrs to you & yours.
Sarah,
doan’t no if yoo will c this, butt, ai wunted tu tell yoo dat ai are tinking ob been foster meowmy wit PAWS. am PSU stoodent missing furbaby frum hoam. Yoor babees r dora…doru…cyoot! wish ai coold meat them.
Rated G for fambly:
(Oh my goodiness, Beckee, look at her butt!!)…
I like big butts, and I cannot lie
You udda kittehs cant deny
When a big butt’s in your face
You get…um…snorgly? and all comfy like dat…
G people, remember, G….
G, my squelchy pale midwestern ass.
Lol….giggle…my imagination, my imagination, blinding my mental eye…ack!
G ?? we must rememberz G???? Whut hav I been missin? I thot wuz awl-G site!
Kitteh awl worn owt aftur day spent werking on da weel, shapeeng an attcheeng bits wif slip. Kiln so hawt, kitteh so smawl. Clay between toz is much pleh, but werf da trubble to have a reel fren!
Mah nuw frend, de nekkid Elefant…let me sho u him
Off topeek. I is muvin nekst week (eek!). I didna liek teh naiburhudz, lots uv chavs and ded matruss in bak alley. Den I saw leetle kaliko kittin playin in windo next door. Nao I lubs naiburhudz.
Teh first thing I tellz peeps who are abowt to moove is to look at teh howses an partments arownd and see if therz kittehs and puppers in teh windoes — then they can noe itz gud plase. Thatz how I noo Id like mah plase – when I went in to teh rental offis, ther wuz a big caliko on teh desk and a yorkie snoozin in a baskit beside.
(I also sugjest they luk at teh carz parkd arownd. Yur car shuld feel at home there too! If carrz too spenxive, so iz neburhud; if too ikky…)
If chavs wuz ded 2, den I kud jus call counsil. “Yo, derz 2 ded smellie hoodies in bak ally, u kom cleenz up, k?” Or mebbe dey kleenz up laiv hoodies 2. Hoo nowz. Dey smellz enniewai.
We sawz beeeg floofy tortie kitteh in utha windo too. But also sain saying “beware of dog” sumwer els. Not gud sian. Hoap goggie is chihuahua.
Enniewai, bak 2 owr regulur brodkast.
R dedded Chavz nawt teh bestest 1z> Dehy maibe smellz a bit, but they not haz teh stropee, or teh muggingz or teh substansh abuse.
Jus gawt bak frum WeHo buk festival, iz MUCH wins! Dey has mennee boofs, wiv awfurrs an stuff, an dey haz pet commtoonukaturs an pet reskyoos an PETA an menee peepulls bring der goggies fur a fun day owt.
I seend menee mutts uv menee sizes, I seen a sweet cavalier spaniel (Hi, Lexi!) a pom or 2, an 2 BRUSSELS GRIFFONS!!!!! Dey wuz da keyoot!!! I never seed dem in da live befoar, berree sweet puppers!
Wuz purtee day, too, little warm, but ok in da shade. Still drinkt 2 bottles uv waddur in 2 hours….but we gots moar buks an met noo awfurrs an stuff. Wuz gud as awlways!
mebbe u cn orginiz a naiburhud kleeen-up aand remove ded matruss an chavs.
that kitty is so cute but when it comes to friends no tast at all
Effulunt frend very gud for gettin things foo shelfs where I cant reech.
Not too gud at sneekin, tho.
I can has giant animal craker?
Teh light woldnt work on teh eflenant so kitteh gotz teh flaregun in his loxxer
“k. i jus gonna ignor dis fibble attemt to insult me by placing a kitsch elephanant on my favrit spot by the winnow an pretend he jus isnt there. maybe stoopy hooman removes it l8er.”
Neiss frend. U haev gewd tast.
U Cot Mez… Iz Republican
ewwephant!
ewwephant!!!
I maed nu frend … n serermks klass!