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…YOU LOSE, MR. BOND
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You lose, you get nekkid.
lissen tuff guy, i’m not shaken, or stirred.
DUBL WIN FR U BOFE!
but i dun wan ghet nekkid…
i can has rayul flush?
I has won all your cheezburgers !!! MWA HA HA HA HA !!!
caretroll sez: “allowing kitty to gamble too young can lead to lifelong gambling addiction”
in soviet russia, royal flush has YOU !!!
… still in yur chair, makin grandma stand …
teleporting to ur closet …
that is, teleporting to ur water closet, making grandma flush …
gamblin kitteh is kleenun up at forum bingo. Sez “Cmon ironic sofa! Daddee needz a noo payre of cheezburgerz!”
Yay, S & MS – I wuz going to say sumthing similur. Butt yourz much moar clefur. This bingo gayme be fun!
photoshaved kitteh, First! seen on SOMC, looks just like my yiddel widdel woowoo smooshface who (sniff) died in 1972 . . .is photoshaved.
I thikn ScotchAndMoreScotch just won that round – I WOULD’VE won with “and does anyone else think this looks photoshopped?”, but f***ing wordpress sent me an error message saying “you’re posting too fast, slow down” and then blocked my posts. so sorry I can think faster than your servers and software, wordpress, your failings are once again showing on multiple levels
I can has bingo square for rant against stoopy software failings?
BINGO! You got it. Meny stoopy software failings. (Teho, don’t look!) I wuz (first) on “Not be fooled . . .” for moar tahn two hours! When I put in mai entrey, it sayed “no comments.” When my entree appeared (seconds later), it sayed “1st comment.” WHERE WUZ THAT OTHER COMMENT ALL THAT TIME?!? My and Gayla’s commentz now luk very stranj! Corse, I be used to mai commentz luking stranj as I often think I know what I commenting on but it turns out I don’t – but taht’s a difreunt storee entirelee.
At leest played gradma’s hand good. Grateful grandma can now has munneez to buy kitteh menny cheezburgurs.
pitty p iz de beeg winner
mahkin grandma flush de bomb
lol !!!
In soviet russia, royals r shot with bulettz uv multepul kaliburs, and fownd nerlee a centuree later.
fun for the whole family
pokre kitteh sez: i has juiced dis cardes
Deeler sez, nice payr, but wee’z playin blackjak!
Aftur mah nite uv playin teh blakjak last nite, my furst thawt wuz “split teh aces!” DO WANT!!!
Seriously tho, the dealer thought I was on crack when I got an ace and said, out loud, “I can has blackjack, and the monies?” then when I got a 2, I screamed at the top of my lungs “That is so full of LOSE!!!” I’m surpised they didn’t call the funny farm. They probably just thought I was drunk…….
lol……..that is hisstericat!
OMG yes–I speakz in lolcatz all de tyme now! Unlee veree smartz peepullz (an all kittehz) getz it.
I R ah bitt wurreed dat I fynd myseff nawt onli tawkin 2 myseff butt nao doin itt in lolspeak. Onlee okashunly anssers myseff thoh
Nawt to worry. As lawng as yu dont anserz yrself too much, I think you be OK.
On top of last night, I also asked my boss today when seeing my review, “I canbe having the raises now?” She asked me if I need to be hooked on phonics………
u can b havin teh penck slipp.
teh slipp of teh tung…
yez, owr miends wandr teh fast heer on ICHC
I wint too Wendy’s todai, and teh casheer muss spek lolcat. I askd “I can has cheezburger?” and she replid, “If you has a munney”
lolcat conversation with stranjerz – FTW!!
vary kewl
I send an email to my supervisor last week that said “I can has X for teh customer?” She came over to my desk to sniff at my Dr. Pepper to make sure I didn’t have any “Brother Bourbon” in it!
Reed dem, n weep.
my pocket aces…
let me show you them
my pocket pool…
o nevar miend
I redub thee…”Tee-hee-ho.”
(Hmm…will do anything for a giggle??)
U gotz to no wen to hold em
no wen to fold em
no wen to walk way
no wen to run
u nvr count ur monies
wen ur sitten at teh table
ter be time nuff fur countin
wen teh dealins’ dun.
Teh Gambler- Kitteh rodjers!
Be dis kitteh Goldeneye?
i wuz tinkin Lay Sheef, akshuly
“Dat last hand neerlie killded meh!”
I like, omgooses! just was watchin’ Casino Royale on meh tvee… that Daniel Craig is one purrrrty cat… me-row!
omgooses?
dat is teh bestes.
I like Teho’s
Oh
mai
gourd!
srysly? u can has. sqwash is veri pleh.
Acorn sqwash? Butternut squash? Onlee pleh if planted neer pumpkins.
Oooh, no, u meks soups wif teh creams an is vry nommy! I had at my Alice Waters lunch teh other day. Yummer yum yums!
‘Course I not meks teh soups…i just eeted it.
Yes, yes. I makes soups with teh creams. And if pumkin, also with teh curry. As you say, yummer yums yum!
But – if u plantz ur squash too close too teh pumppkins, they cross-pollinate and teh flavour of the skwashes is comprimized – tehy no longer be so tastee (but still nutritious)
I can has Bingo?
cury punkin soop is teh yum. dis much i noes.
pik ur resapee caerful, tho.
(an of CORSS u can has binglol)
We shud has a BINGO squar for Educashamul Posts. Janet gets Bingo!
yes — i can has added dat wun nao
He IZ teh delishusness. i didnt fink I wuld lyke him as Bond, but I fink he has teh yummy!!
Iz cheatz…..firzballs at dawn…bring no meese wit cheezwiz for secondzzz
Kitteh iznt choozin teh eye-lazers for weepons?
T3h Sinnsinnattee
Kitteh haz payr ub Bullitz.
No wayz himz can looz
T3h Sinnsinnattee
Kitteh caymz 2 playz an winz.
Himz much cawnfidennt
Kitteh seez Lansee
Meeowwurd Kitteh. Rayzez
twenntee Cheezburgrz
Jack.
OK a lil off thred…. WHY does the travel channel show poker all the time?
What does watchin a bunch of peeps playin poker have to do with travel?
Vary stranje.
funny !!! cause it IS one of the few “sports” where the players are almost immobile
They show it on sports channels, too, where it’s hardly less relevant.
Hey, u gots onlee two kards! U is playin Go Fishie! No faer, I ent payin u nuffin.
SO… MUCH… WIN!!!!…
2 aces FTW!! i can has all ur chips.
…now wut i do wif dem?
has wif cheezburger…or mebbe fishies?
Thiz kitteh is a high rolla at the Hard Rock Casino Biloxi! Next stop, the slot macheenz!
Hey, JH, u bin to Biloxi lately?? R awl teh casinos opin?? I usded to lived in Mobile and went over to “Teh Beau” efurry once in a wile. Moved a munth afore Katrina…wunner how dey gettin along wifout mah munnies…
I noes hard rock, boomtowm, palace, IP, beau rivage, and isle of capri open. grand not sure. the beech frunt still rather screwed!
Kitty play baccarat, he gots a two. Kitteh play blakjak he should split.
Gold Pawpads, Hims the kat,
The kat wif de Mai-dass Tuch.
RIP Miss Moneypenny (Lois Maxwell).
Actually kitty loses because kitty only has 12. Way to know how to play blackjack bud.
OMG!! I lost to a cat! oh noes!!!
lol mr bond i have no idea wse what theyre playin cuz i dont play poker or blackjack or anythin like that
I can has American Airlines !