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Mebbe stuffen cheezburgers under teh crackz in teh doors not such grate strategy, ackshully.
try covering the sockets
ot not
das meen =(
BERUH clebber, ronniecat! I lub it!
I speshully lub a furst post dat is full ub win and dignufide enuff to ignore teh furstness ub it.
Cerberus kitty demands: No passage wifowt tribute!! Cheezburgur now!
lol!
cerberpuss!! keh keh keh! ^^
Duffy, is u noo? I jus nao bin noticin ur name and been tinkin u makes funnee stuffs…:D
I haz saem prolem, kitteh!
I cood onlee wish ai has dis kitteh’s prahblems
Aww widdle kittehs coming froo dem cracks. Try fillling dem craks wiv quick setting puppy.
SD
quick setter puppy, shirley?
don’t call me puppy!!
Woan werk! Teh bebbehs scarmbles obr corpesez uv peeps widh hedz sploedened from kyuut. Tehy entr conemdoneium bai roov!1! Teh snoozlin fer hard clibmin.
up on teh housetop kitteh pawse
down cums goodol santy claws
him gots a bag full ob little tois
all for lttle kittehs and bois
hohoho
hoo wounant no
hohoho
hoo wounant ho
up on teh howstop klik klik klik
down froo teh chimbalee wit ole saynt nik
Wii lubz U dAd!!
mebbe tim fur dat talk bout da kittehs n da bees
Ah fink dat wot cauzzed dis prublam in dah furst playce!
Mebbe if you chyldpruf yourseff, tis wounant happen, Kitteh.
Chyldpruf profa… prophu… prufalukt… condo no cum in kitteh sizes
Ohhhhhhh — shuda ment “condim” not “condo”!!!
Splains a lot!
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
2 ladies.
Beedle dee, dee dee dee,
An I’z teh only man, Ja!
LOL! i LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Cabaret!
und…zat eez mi favrit song!
If these liddil kittehz be teh pryce of faylure, who wantz to suxseed?
If dis be wrong I donna want to be right
)
Eef kitteh’s b dah rootz tu aul ebil, Ah wanna be badd badd badd!
i agreez … all deez catz haz big WINZ
i triez 2 beeglepruf mai hause, w/ teh saym rezults.
we r in ur spaec
drivin u craezy
an bein totully adorabul, 2!
Mommee Kitteh haz
wurkz cutz owt 4 herz. Bebbeez
2 kewt 2 chasstyze
Kitteh Kawndo iz
maydz 4 klymeeng. Awllso nyse
4 lawnnng Kitteh Napz
Kittehz can haz t3h
much klevvur. Kwikklee Xployt
Hewmin weeknesses
Kittehz runz t3h Howse.
Dayr Hewminz willz B t3h lass
wuns 2 admitz dis
Jack.
Jack, wen joo cum bai mai howse?
Ah vollantears at kitteh shelter dat adopts kittehs out de PetSmart store. Rite now gots 2 big kittehs and 12 bebe kittehs dere. Da 2 big kittehs tri to hidez fwum da bebes at top of teh kitteh condo dere, but r rarly suxessfull. Deh mek saym fase as dis big kitteh: exsasper…exssasp…tired uh de bebe kittehs.
I stays outta PetSmart dis tiem o yeer fur dat reeson! I’d be crayzee ol kitteh ladee wif too menny.
Gots fambly ov feral strayz I feedn owtsied.
Ackshully, vollantearin dere is wat keeps me FRUM becummin REEL crazee kitteh ladee! Gives me gud “roomful ov kittehs” fix, den lets me go home to mai oan 2 kittehs an enjoy teh (relative) peece n quiet!
mai dotter duz dat 2! Berry gud fur hur & fur teh shelltr kittehs .hurz homez kitteh iz berry old & neerly blynde & duz nawt want a nyoo sibbling!
nk… i gotta jus share dis wif SUMbudy…. n hoo bettr dan my lolfrenz? aftr bein kittehless foar ober free yeers, i fown owt dis week dat I CAN HAZ NEW KITTEH! goin to da PetSmart tomrow. da funniest part is dat my pshcy…pyshc… my shrink actuooaly wroted me a PERSCRIPSHUN dat i needz da snorgles!!! so now.. eberybuddy.. tell me wut kinda kitteh shud i get? i lurvez dem AWL!!!! fanx faor lissining, frenz. i iz so full ob da happee. jus sayin
Get one dat’s sweet and snorgly. I’s kinda parshul to mello kittehs who liek to flop on mah lap. Der’s da sweetest tabby boy who lives neer me. He’s da best kitteh evar–verry calm an sweet. Even bites wif lov when he wants yu to put himz down. I’d keep him if’n I culd.
Jeanie – that’s grate! And VERY exciting. Butt WHAT kind of kitteh – almozt impussible to say. Becuz – as u say, tehy is awl lurvable. I have a friend who went to get two bebbeh kittehz frum shelfter (and did) butt there wuz a big kitteh whoo kept puttin awt his pawz to him. He left with juzt teh two bebbehs, drove wun blok – turned around and went and got teh big kitteh, too. He now helplessleh in lov with big kitteh. Corse he luvz teh bebbehz, too –
I guess I wud say – if you can has awnlee wun kitteh, maek shur you getz wun u can pick up and cuddle. Butt there reely r no rong choices! Gud luk – and do let uz knowz whut you got!
*boom* xploding hed tyme. teh kyootness iz 2 much 4 me.
Why did I read that as “tried to child proof your condom”. I worry me sometimes.
I can has dirty mind?
)
…and ree dun dancey?
dirteh redundancee? gnu terms, we has dem!
Heh, mii 2! glad not unly 1. i callz, freudian slipz unly backwords!
naiduerf slipz??
hehehe ah laff so mausch!! mah lol’s, joo has dem!
duerf wud lub dis thred!
Yay! Yet anudder wunnderful werd fur our non-existent (or does it?) dikshunary! Naiduerf slip! Is so LOLstranjley perfect. Purrhaps “plis naiduerf” mite be bedder stil?
and what a coincidence, they look jes like me!
(It’s time we had a little chat, cat, about how this is all happening)
iz M missin’? Muzt be ‘chyldpruf condoM’
“childproof condom” now THAT isn’t something you hear every day….
Hey, condoms are one of the best forms of child-proofing!
errr….yes wood and I suppose a woodchuck would support….wood…….HAHAHAH
(couldn’t resist)
Gayla, u has a delitetfully ribald purrcepshun – dunt ever resist! U maeks me laff!
I can has piz nao they be sleepen, feeooh….
Dr. Ebil Kitteh is thinkin, “Mai hench-kittehs r teh suk, dey keep fallin asleep an dey’re so kyoot dat no wun is intimidatidatetided. Noat 2 self: hire hench-weezels insted.”
hench kittehz not so gud akshly, dey has sleep 23.5 hrs a dai, rest eez fer cheezbargarz… ezzpereemintz…FAIL
Hench-weezels! WANT!
exxponnenschaul hed essploded frum dah cyut cubed!!!!1!! KERSPLOOSH!
Wut r thees tings nd y du thai keepz callingz mai MOM???
joo dayum keedz, get auff mah kitteh tree!!
Looks like the Pep Boys Logo, or the Three Stooges.
Mama kitteh sez, “Honnee, 2nite we gets babysitter.”
Let mah kittehs go!
or I sends plage ub flees on joo!
Beebehsitin kitteh sez: “My frend asz me 2 sit on her bebbehs. Shez say “jus put dems in der snuggly beds an deyz sleepsees al a nite anz yuz can watch da TV.” Ha! Deez kids don leeb me alon forz 1 minit. I chargin mor nex time!
Nobuddy puts Momee in teh corner.
iz claire huxtable kitteh!
eef kitteh watchz “Cosby Show” den kitteh know chylds never really goes way. tempts to chyldprufs futile.
Sorry. All sense of wit has turned to goo. The caption and the condo!kitty’s expression are utterly my Tiny Precious Baby Angel (Only Fourteen Pounds, Barely A Wisp), but the kitten on the right has her beautiful little tabby face, albeit without the mountains and mountains of fluff. (Somewhere inside the fluff is, I’m sure, my cat. Until proof is found, however, I will be forced to assume that the fur is in fact camouflaging a small, displaced village.)
Why am I at work when I should be snuggling my kittens?
Dat’s a kweschun 4 AWL uv us.
Hear in de wils of de libbin room we looks at de hi treetopses and sees de rair treeheded lolcat. hoomans cannut look at dis aminal witout der haids going kerfloof from de kyuteness, so’s i wears de speshul goglles like dese-(takes off goglles)-KERFLOOF (of sploding haid).
At mai haus we haz a rair wunLOLcatheded staircase. We mus also wears teh speshul gogles.
Middle kitteh: Dang, Buster an Suzie fell asweep. Nao how’s i get doon?
sry dood. i think taht wen they sead taht it wuz chyldpruf, tehy meent hooman childrn.
tihs spayz r to liddl foar 3 >:(
3 HEADED KITTEH! 3 APPETITES; 1 TUMMY…
everywhere light touchez
iz ur kingdoms
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